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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:48 pm

next victim passed this Vlad in my direction:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=230988&start=25

After quite a few messages, I think I'll start posting this schlock. This one has sent me the opening scripts several times now but just might remember that she's Trucker Johns new Seat Cushion:

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my sweet friend John.
How are you my dear?
I am very glad to read your new letter! You really good friend for me and
I receive huge pleasure from your attention to me!
Yes it is valid I the real girl for a photo who writes to you.
We learn each other more and more, and I feel very comfortably and easily with you!
I share your ideas.
I always very seriously considered relations between the man and the woman.
It seems to me, that the person can not be real happy in loneliness.
Only when people find our second half, they test full happiness.
Only together it is possible to enjoy this life completely.
For me in relations on the first place there is a honesty, trust.
Without trust there is nothing the general and there is no harmony.
The person should trust our second half completely as to itself only then probably happiness.
Doubts, lie, secret is destroyers of happiness and to this not a place in serious relations.
One wise person has told: " When we love, we put our egoism in other person " I is transferable think that it is true words. When we love, we live not for myself directly.
We do all that our second half was happy and so we become happy too.
Constant support and care about each other, is a basis of serious relations.
Everyone know about it, but not everyone is ready to accept responsibility
for destiny of other person.
In fact we automatically changing a life of our second half, when we connect
our destiny with destiny of this person.
All people on this ground are worthy happiness, but not everyone has deserved it.
I always searched only for serious relations. Fleeting novels were never interesting to me.
My parents have imparted to me feeling of respect to directly.
I started an independent life enough early and many years I live one.
I can is completely independent provide my life, but I cannot and I do not want to remain lonely.
Probably you surprises why I still do not have serious relations or why I am still single.
I never hastened to leave in marriage, but always waited the real love.
I enjoyed my life and in the course of time became only more cleverly, more skilled
and it is more beautiful.) it seems to me, that years do not spoil me, because I care of myself.
But I still have not met the man, which will correspond to me.
I had relations before, but it has ended. I did not see in these relations of what wanted to see.
Unfortunately now Russian men became worse than during a youth of my parents.
Generations vary also all that value before now was no necessary.
I always respected values in relations, which had weight and respect during a youth
of my parents. Probably therefore to me always were interesting men, which
are is more senior than me.
For me the main thing in a life is love for one men, family and children!
I search for the serious relations based on trust, honesty, mutual understanding,
respect and love.
I would like to change my life completely and to begin something new. Probably
Therefore I have wanted to find the friend abroad. Why not? Smile

I am very glad, that have found such good friend as you!
I very much appreciate our friendship and correspondence! Probably sometime we shall have an opportunity will get acquainted personally.
My ideas and outlooks on life are close to you?
I shall wait your new letter with impatience!
Your friend Ekaterina

Might as well settle in:

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Hey there Little Baby Doll,

You sure is one Fine looking Sleeper Leaper I tell you! You gonna
makes me a Happy Man I knows that's a fer sure cause that's all there
is about it! Now I don't knows all those fancy words you be using but
it sounds like you is a looking for a Husband ain't you?

I sure do like that shiny nose candy you is wearing too!

Catch you on the Flip Flop,

John

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:41 pm

Do you think you can get this one moved over to chat?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:02 pm

^I'm going to try but don't hold your breath. Any VLad I've dealt with has refused due to something or other....

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:41 pm

This stuff is funny if you can actually make it through it:

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Hello my sweet friend John.
Your new letter again makes my day!
How are you my dear? What new?
I always wait your new letter with impatience. When I check my mail and see the new
letter from you, my eyes shine for pleasure.
Your attention is very pleasant for me and our correspondence becomes my hobby.
In the future we will probably have chance that will meet and to sit in the same way
with each other? Smile

Today at me the excellent mood, but when I read your letter it becomes even better. Smile

I use the Internet on work and when I have some minutes I necessarily check my mail box.
This is usual day. At us it is a lot of clients and few free time. I want to wait more
likely my weekend and to have rest. Usually I am seldom tired, because I very much like my work.
I hope you you remember, that I work in a beauty salon. Smile

It is very big and fashionable beauty
salon and at us many constant clients.
Basically women use our services, in fact beauty our main weapon. Smile

Certainly men too visit our salon, but not so is regular.
. Usually I come back from work in six evenings.
I go home on bus. I have small rest and I have supper.
Sometimes my girlfriends come to me on a visit and we have long conversations behind a cup of tea. We often meet with friends and we make together something interesting. Often we go at cinema or simply we eat ice-cream in cafe.
Sometimes I go to my mother for the weekend. She really misses me and is always happy when I get to it! My mom has a house in the suburbs.
It's a big old house that my grandfather built. Unfortunately, he died for a long time, but I remember him well.
My mom knows that we have a correspondence. She is very happy that I found a good one!
We always prepare something tasty with mom. This is our women hobby.
Mom gave me all the secrets of the household. We especially like to make cakes in the Russian oven. I would like you to try is a must! Smile

What kind of food do you like most? I would like to provide you with something special.
You will become a better friend to me! I feel your warmth and caring with each new letter.
Our conversations are great fun for me. Of course, we only write the words in the letter, but even the words on the screen can convey our moods, feelings and emotions.
I think of you more and more now.
Distance that separates us from each other, but my interest in you grows with each passing day and each new letter. I want to know everything about you more and more!
For me, everything is interesting! Perhaps you may think that it is not interesting for me what you did today, but it is not.
When you tell me about yourself, I think that the distance between us and we declined, as we talk to each other in person. Smile

I will be very glad if you will write to me more, because your letter is always a pleasure for me.
My friend, thank you for your attention!
Know that I am always waiting for a new message!
Yours friend

Lets see if John can move her into a chat:

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Morning my Russian Princess,

You are so Pretty so I knows why you work in a Beauty Salon that's a
for sure!
As far as food I likes lots of different things but ain't never tried
no Russian foods Yeah I'd like if you would cook for me that'd be
real nice!
Can you chat with me so we can really gets to know each other better?
If you could open up a Gmail account that's make my day,

Talk soon Baby Gal,

John

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:29 am

More Vladish Script:

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Hello, my gentle friend John.
As you my dear? I missed a lot of your letters!
Your letters always improve your mood and give me a nice smile on my face!
I am very glad that I have a friend like you! My life has become more colorful and interesting!
It is very nice to me, that my letters will bring you pleasure too.
Thank you for your attention. I always look forward to your letters!
I hope that you have new photos for me?
Picture taken by my friend. Some photos to be old, that were made last summer.
I will be very happy if you come, and will do in our hair salon.
Of course, first you need to reserve a place and time Smile

Because we have a lot of clients, and many women do people go to our beauty salon, especially.
Today is a good day, and I have a great mood! Outside the window, not cold!
It seems that summer is coming soon! Birds singing in the morning and the air is
filled with freshness.
It would be advisable to leave the room and enjoy the fresh air and sunshine! Your
letters always makes my day! My mood is great when I receive your new letter!
From your letter I get a lot of positive energy and warmth!
I feel that with every letter we get closer to each other.
My life has really changed each day, and you are the cause of these changes.
Your attention is necessary for me. I feel the lack of your attention all the time!
I feel very easy and comfortable to you! It seems to me that we have a friendship
many years. Smile

You always understand me and share your ideas!
I would like to meet you in real life, because you wonder
good and kind person! I hope that someday it will be a desire!
Yesterday, I went with friends to the concert's songs.
It was a nice lot to us! I will try to explain what it is.
Smile

This is not a concert of pop stars, and it did not show.
This performance is little known musicians and singers, who independently
write songs and sing them! This is real music and real singing.
Each singer sings his voice. It's charming! You've seen something like that?
We had so much fun! It is a truly wonderful day!
This evening we go for a walk in the park with friends! I will miss your letters!
You are the best friend for me and a very gentle kind and nice person! I am very happy
that we found each other!
I bid you farewell until the next letter!
Have a good day
Always your friend Katydid

Vhat no mention of Chats? Vhat must I do?

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Hey there My Russian Doll,

I sure do look forward to your letters too! Hot Dang it they make me happy when I'm on the Blacktop that's a fer sure fer sure! Alls I can say is wow bout those pictures as you sure is a Pretty thing! Can't waits to see so much more of you up close and personal like. Now you gonna give me your Gmail address so we cans chats? I'd sure like that yes I would!

I got my Ears on,

John

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

I got a new sweetie too and things were going pretty good until she sent me a picture. Shocked

I'm like thinking, You ain't never get a man with that mug. But I didn't have the heart to edu umm tell her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Sometimes it really bites doing this side of baiting! I've gotten some real winners. You should see Lora Mills bathroom pix! They would make a freight train take a dirt road.

I have a couple of fresh Vlads in my RL if one of you want them.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

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They would make a freight train take a dirt road.

A 2 bagger, one for her and one for you just in case hers falls off.

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:22 pm

I'll have you know this one is real fine; in a she's so Homely she's cute sort of way but that doesn't make her all bad. Kinda reminds me of Svetlana from the Hotel Pushkin in St. Petersburg actually but that's another story for another day.

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My sweet and lovely John!
I am very happy to receive you letters, with each your letter my heart
is filled with heat and respect for you!
I start to understand, that I do not exist, and I live, because your letters
bring to me a lot of pleasure and happiness.
Now I know my day is lived knowingly! Just now I enjoy and I am glad my life,
with you so easy for me!
If I do not receive from you the answer, I feel lonely and day is lost for me!
Each your new letter inspires me and pushes me to make feats and kind affairs!
It is really good me with you!
From your attention and heat I happy girl!
Yes I really plan to visit you in the end of this month. And is possible we are
created for each other Smile

Here in Russia there are no those men with whom I would like to create serious
and fine relations. I hope you you understand!
I think that all my mood depends on you, and you very reasonable and cheerful man,
which can make happy any woman!
I can entrust completely to you my ideas. Before nobody understood me as you do it.
Sometimes I do not understand, what occurs to me, I do that my heart orders to me.
It is really wonderful!
You change me and all around of me gets bright paints.
I know the reason for such change you are! I am very grateful to you for it!
And I hope that my feelings are not meek of you!
You have come in my life and my life has changed completely.
I never felt such big pleasure and inspiration!
I dreamed of the real happiness and it seems to me, that I have found it.
All that up to you seemed now insignificant and boring!
It seemed to me, that I have all that I want! I was completely satisfied
and pleased with my life, but it was not so. I am valid error, because I did
not know such surprising and good person as you! In my life there was no you my sweet XXXXXXX!
But all has changed, when you have come in my life! Your letters have heated up my
heart and your attention and care have told to me, that you really that unique person,
which I always searched!
Each woman searches the real happiness and big love.
This is all that is necessary for the woman for happiness! In fact the person cannot
and live only for itself. In loneliness not happiness! Only when we find our second
half we understand, that are happy completely!
I always dreamed of happiness! I trusted, that this good day will come sometime and I
shall feel, that is really necessary for someone and that someone sincerely loves me.
My dream was executed and it is day has come!
My sweet xxxxxx, you have changed a course of my quiet life completely and now
I feel as never before!
You such surprising, kind, sympathetic, careful and gentle!
You really have the big and kind heart! You gave me many attention, cares and heats!
The destiny has enabled us to find each other and now I am absolutely happy!
I did not assume, that this wonderful change can take place with me!
I wanted to find only the good friend and did not hope at all,
that it will grow to such big and to a warm feeling!
But you in the wonderful image have heated up my heart and I have understood
that only with you I can be happy!
You became the best friend for me, but with each new letter I understood more and more,
that our friendship changes all inside me and I cannot without your attention.
I did not want to resist to these changes inside me, because it allowed to me the big pleasure!
I know that in your heart there is a big heat for me too and you will answer my feelings.
I have understood, that I want to connect my life only with you my sweet XXXXXX!
Each new letter from you heated up my heart more and more, and I have understood, that
I love you XXXXXXX! I love you my gentle man XXXXXX!
Emotions fill me completely and I want to shout about my big feeling! It is difficult
for transferring through words! I at all do not know what to write now,
because my heart knocks strongly and I the big excitement!
But I want, that you knew it! You should know it!
I give only to you one all that is in my heart!
I protected all these feelings for worthy men and now all this belongs only to you!
Know, that I love you XXXXXX!
xxxxxxxx, you my happiness and my love!
Have good day and excellent mood! You always in my ideas and my heart!
Only yours Katydid

Those exes are Kisses aren't they? I'd hate to think that Svetlana er I mean Katydid forgot to add John's name here and there....

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My Little Russian Doll,

That Movie was real nice like let me tell you! Was you making a donut with your fingered there cause that's what it looked like fer sure! Aww maybe you don't have donuts over there in Russia but I bet you'd like them the same cause they is good. Real tasty they is.

You ever give any thoughts on chatting one Gmail with your new Feller cause I'd really like that lots and lots more!

Catch you on the Flip Flop,

John

Movie? Oh yeah John gots himself four seconds of Vladocity:

http://s1255.photobucket.com/user/oscarpiles/media/foryou.mp4.html

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:30 pm

if you get this vlad or any other on chat, please post. They are so hung up on their scripts, they avoid phone, chat and any modality where they have to go off script like crazy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

4 seconds? Thats long enough, Right. When I was a young un that was uh. Oh well you know that goes. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:12 pm

@Capone - You know I don't post much around here so...okay seriously now I doubt this one has read anything I have sent yet but since he is hinting at a visit the scripting should die down a bit. Getting a VLad on chat would be a funny experience methinks!

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Hi loved John!
Today at night I saw you in the dream!
It was a beach, between us there was a big distance and we went towards each other!
It was long time, but the distance between us did not decrease.
Then we have run towards each other. And distance between us the beginning to be reduced.
Cool waves gently touched mine a foot, there was a wonderful feeling!
We had long both passionate embraces and kisses!
When I have woken up you was not close, on your place there was a pillow.!!!!
I very much was upset!!!!!! You know could it was a prophetic dream.
You know could it was a prophetic dream.
You know I love you and do not want to lose, we have thousands of letters we can not replace meeting.
What do you think about this? It makes no difference where we meet or you will arrive to me or I'll fly to you ...
The main thing that we were together. I'm more nor nor that I do not need, I need only you John.
How are you?
I hope you have good mood and your health are at height!
I feel well and which I saw dream does of me happy this lonely day.
And ideas about you always will help to relax in most difficult times.
You give to me confidence of life.
To my greatest regret I should finish the letter.
I give you the heart and I will be sure that it perfectly safe,
Because it is in your strong and reliable hands.
Yours Katydid

What is it with VLads and Dreams of Beaches? Personally I hate Beaches because you bake in the hot sun, get sand in the crotch and then there's the French Canadians in their Speedos to worry about too!
Mind you I did see some Boobies in the Riviera as a kid so its not all bad I guess.

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Hey there my Russian Doll,

You sure do have some nice Dreams that's a fer sure. The only one I
remember lately was bout a Snake wearing a vest but that's a 927
anyways ain't it? As far as meeting yeah I'm all over that like
Oprah on a Baked Ham so why don't we plan it over chats if you're
getting my Charlie Forty Roger on this. Send me off your Google id
and we can talk real close and personal Baby Doll.

Back to Beaches, there was a time when my Parents dropped me off in Pugwash for a week while they toured the Maritimes. The memories of catching crabs on the Beach is still vivid. So were the after effects for that matter. They don't call them the Gift that keeps on Giving for no reason.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Crabs are at the beach, but you already know that...

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:07 pm

So after a few days in LOL (Land O Lakes) I've returned to the world of Eater. It was a nice break with some fine foods, booze, friends, family, really hot looking new neighbours and some other Cottage type stuff like fish, mosquitoes, sunshine and lollipops.

Anyhow my Darling is coming to Vherever the Heck I live:

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HELLO my LOVE John!!! I have come today home and have talked to mum. I have
told her, that I wish to arrive to you. I have told her that very
much I wish to be with you, I wish to construct a family. Mum is very
glad, that I have found the person with which I wish to divide the
life. She has told, that will help me to arrive to you. Mum has a
friend in Moscow, it works in our government. He can make all
documents (the visa, the passport) for 10-15 days. I should go only to
Moscow for 2-3 days to legalise papers and give money. Mum will give
me money. If you agree, I will arrive to you in 10-15 days. Give me
the exact address (a city, street, the postal index, number of the
home telephone number) I Wait for your answer, yours Katydid

Since I feel like I've been hit by the 'Lack of Creativity Stick' I sent this off:

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Hey there My Russian Doll,
This sounds perfect to me it sure does! I'll get you my home 20
tomorrow once I get to the Park and Puke if that's okay little
Darling. You is sure enough gonna like it here cause that's all you
needs to know.

I got my ears on,

John

PS - Can you send me your Google ID so we cans chats? I'd sure nuff
like that yeah I would.

On a side note, I received this from Bobby/Jenny over the Weekend and I just know Ginger Lee will appreciate it:

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Ain't no mountain high enough,Ain't no valley low enough,Ain't no river wide enough,to keep me from getting to you baby!!"

Although I've only posted wee bits of the Jenny/Bobby Bait, it has been quite a ride. I'm now at ten months so with any luck I can actually get myself a Sandtimer after all. Sadly I don't have room in my Siggy but I'll keep reminding you don't you worry a lick about that no how!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Always keep 'em singing, huh?
Welcome back! You've been missed.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:10 pm

Thank you for picking up the slack whilst I was on Safari! The advice that you and the rest gave BullBaiter99 is Stellar!

So as a special added bonus (all before midnight tonight) I have a somewhat NSFW clip for our Dining and Dancing Pleasure. Oh those Russians:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dae4aydpe9w

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:57 am

It's all the vodka (zabrofka)', tovarishch!

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:01 pm

So my Russian Doll went all weird on me today and sent this:

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A quello che dici figa?

After taking about fifteen years of French in the School system I learned one thing Je Ne Parle Pas Francais plus this isn't French. A couple of on line Translators gave me some laughs:

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A what you say pussy?

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What you say cheese?

If you wave your hands about vigorously while saying these words you will get the true feeling of the Language. Now where was I? Oh yeah got it back:

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Hello my dear John. I am very glad to get your letter. Today the
street is cool enough! How are you doing? How's the weather? You know
you made me love again ... You could light a fire in my heart and I
want to be with you. You know I do not care, or you come to me or me
to you? As you will be better? I'm dreaming of our meeting, because we
will not replace the 1,000 letters we meet with each other. What about
the phone, I lost it not long ago, but will soon get a new, and we'll
certainly talk. I'm a lot of things come to mind, and all my thoughts
of you. I love you and we are with you, that does not hurt to be
together, right? I'm not afraid of difficulties in life because now is
not what is easy. I think you are the right person to be with me, you
are my dream, you are my ideal and do not try to convince me of that,
I know what I want, I listen to his heart. Mom tells me about the
meeting, she said the main thing that I was happy ... Give me the
exact address (a city, street, the postal index, number of the home
telephone number) I will finish my letter? I wish you a nice day my
love. I am waiting for your answer. Your forever Katydid

Although the above is mostly script, my Darling is responding to someone's concerns like a phone number and such but sadly they aren't John's concerns. Maybe she is currently on a chat with some other Baiter? I can dream I guess....

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Its so good to hear from you again and I'm glad you'll be coming where
I'm at soon enough fer sure. You not get my message earlier today
cause I sure did send my Home 20 and asked you like I always do for
your Gmail ID too.

Catch you on the Flip Flop,

John

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:18 pm

There is a lot of Love to go around here:

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My love John I'm happy. because I will be only with you. And I'll be very
happy, because I will understand that you're around and that's all I
want, just to be with you and love you my great love. My love I'll be
just you and it will be wonderful for me. my great love I want to tell
you how I'll just you. And each day will bring us happiness and joy
and a lot of love. I love you my love and only with you I will
understand how much I need you. My love and I realize now how much I
strongly needed. Because I'll only be with you always and forever. My
love I am the happiest, because I will be only with you. My love that
day now brought me joy, because this day is sunny. I still need your
city and your nearest airport! Teb I LOVE ALL YOUR HEART AND ONLY YOU
MY LOVE AND HAPPINESS. Again, I'm sending you lots and lots of HOT AND
PASSIONATE KISS AND ONLY IN YOUR Immolation and passionate lips. JUST
YOU AND I LOVE HARD AND I WILL BE SAFE FOR YOU. AGAIN I SAY TO YOU
THAT I CAN NOT WITHOUT YOU. With a large and strong and powerful your
love FOREVER AND ALWAYS Katydid

I'm tiring of this one but sadly I think there will be a few more months of this Crap.

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My Russian Doll,

You sure do use some Pretty words that's for sure ain't it? You ever
gonna give me that Gmail ID so we cans chat cause that'd be real nice.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Just start copying all your replies to scrapbook. Then most of the time you need to reply to them you can find one that works and paste it. Saves a lot of one flinger pecking. Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:21 pm

^That would require a certain level of Discipline, Organization and most important of all Maturity! So Screw that!

To get a proper understanding of my Feelings on the matter we had best look here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yul93IXuzVM

Kidding aside that's a great idea so maybe (just maybe) I'll do that.

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:46 pm

Vlads are were it's at, dude.

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:33 am

^Yeah I know but its the patience thing that gets me.

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hello my love. how are you? I am very pleased to once again hear from you. I very much miss you.
you are my favorite people. I really want to you. mom gave me money so I could come to you.
We have the opportunity now to meet. right now, I'll come to you, then we'll come together for me.
then I'll introduce you to all the relatives. I love you very much. I want to be with you always.
I want to create with your family. waiting for your reply. your Katydid

Break out the Samovar cause John is needing to 'Come' somewhere.

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My Russian Doll,

I say I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is you got to be free. Come together, right now over me.

Love,

John

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Got to be a joker
He just do what he please

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:14 pm

My Vlad simply stopped replying last month. After a few pokes I gave up but this hit my mail earlier today:

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Hello my John. How are you? What's new?
I love you, send me your photos.
You have a very big soft heart, you are a very honest and good man.
I love you for your inner peace, I want to see your photos ..
I understand that. I want to meet with you.
It's my birthday on February 15th, I would like to meet you and spend with you a new year and Christmas, and all the winter holidays.
You know that the meeting is our top priority.
In the end, our letters do not replace our meetings, and I want us both to be ready for the meeting.
I can say for myself I am ready to meet.
John dear, are you ready for the meeting?
I really wish our meeting, because you are a person who I want to be.
You're in my heart, you're in my head, and I can not stop thinking about you.
I love you, but not everyone can write your feelings in a letter, simply do not have the words.
They need to understand and feel every cell in your body!
Give me your address (city, address) and your nearest airport, as well as your phone number?
In the end, I should know where I'm going.
I'm looking forward to your early reply your Katydid