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Fo'andles
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Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:26 pm |
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I had a cat that preferred to be outside at night and leave me a hunting tableau at the kitchen door in the morning of mice, rats and birds, sometimes a rabbit. One morning I had a huge Japanese koi carp laying dead there, they can run into the papers. When I checked from the upstairs window he had left a nice trail of scales from the pond to our yard, no other solution I had to pay for the fish |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:14 am |
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He does have that look. Don't he? |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:24 am |
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I've owned quite a few cats in my day but the only one who really takes things; takes them from me. He is a big, lazy, pansy who loves to chew things so we find missing treasures all over the place (including outside). Toys, shoes, knives, garbage, books etc.
A few years ago while I was hooking up phone lines around the corner the Missus called ( ring voltage kinda stings) to tell me that 'One of Three' had brought a Snake into the house and it went under the couch. Me and my Friend put on coveralls, long gloves, gathered Whacking Sticks, Drank Beers (for Courage) and eventually arrived on the scene. I lifted the couch and found the smallest Garter Snake I had ever seen so I grabbed it and took it outside.
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:31 am |
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They taste like chicken. |
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mimicat
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Joined: 21 Nov 2010
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:38 am |
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( ring voltage kinda stings) |
You were using your teeth to strip the wire Huh?
@PF. ^^Snake or cat? |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:59 am |
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We suspect one of our cats to steal (cat) food from the surrounding neighbours. He can be out at night, not coming home for his supper, then the next morning he's still not hungry. The other cat likes to bring home bits of birds. |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:54 pm |
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I watched a BBC programme last night, The Secret Life of the Cat. They put GPS collars on 50 cats in a village, then cameras on the most interesting ones.
No surprise that at any time, 40 were at home in bed. Like mine is right now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22567526
They did catch them sneaking into the homes of other cats and eating their food.
The iPlayer link probably only works with a UK Ip.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b02xcvhw/Horizon_20122013_The_Secret_Life_of_the_Cat/ |
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Joined: 02 May 2013
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:31 pm |
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I have cats but they are indoor only so they don't do that kind of things. One of my dogs however once brought home the hind quarter of a deer that smelled like it had been dead a week. She was so proud of what she had done that it broke her heart to see me throw it away while dry heaving. |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:24 pm |
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Martha brought me a present last week - a small frog. Which she kindly presented to me in my living room. It was only when i was half way carrying it to the back door I realised it was still alive. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:35 pm |
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WTF?? I go on vacation and Cougar finally returns? Welcome back!!!! |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:03 am |
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