Michelle, testicular torsion and a new partner

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Oh no
no

what is happening?

I just sent money to her!

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What money did you send to her? I give the western union info. Which is charles. Who did you send money too? What going on? You just mail me to send you a bank transfer again. Are you sure kate is not hacked into your inbox?

Oh tricky Kate...she emailed Eyam. Kate wanted to spread the joy. Whenever Eyam responded to Kate's fake Michelle account, it would reply to both Kate and Michelle...like this

Oh Michelle,

Please don't worry, you won't lose me!

I just needed to know what happened. You know it isn't your fault. You did what you had to do. I will absolutely send you money to get you here. I feel we need to see each other, I need to know you are safe from those g0mers, safe from that Kate person.

They cyber crime unit is taking over this case. I don't need to worry since my bank is FDICK insured. I didn't take a financial loss.

Send me your account info and I'll send it via bank transfer.

I love you and can't wait to see you

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

The fake Michelle's email to Eyam (which was forwarded to the lad)
looked like this:

Dear Eyam,

I don't want you to worry, but Kate is someone who threatened to kill me if I didn't cooperate with the g0mers. They released me since I cooperated but I am so sad that this crime happened to you. I turned all the evidence over to the police here, but I am tired and ready to come home to the U.S.

I know you wanted to come and meet me here, but I just want to jump on a plane and meet you. I have all my HSBCA paperwork, my passport and clearance with the port authority, I just need tickets.

G0mers took all my money so I am stredded here. Do you think you could forward me $3,500.00 for the flight? You know I like to fly first class, kick up my stilettos and drink a nice marquini on my way to see you. I'll be in Camelot before you know it and we can finally meet! Don't hug me too long since I have the oscarpiles.

I am looking forward to read from you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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The $1,000.00 I ask you send to charles samson. Is for food and medicine. Am safe from the g0mer's just need to eat and be strong then for you send me money to come over.

Please don't send money to kate please.

I never got your email about charles samson!

Where did you send that to?
Was it to this email address? Who is Charles Samson?
I am so confused.

I'm calling the police again.

I am so sad over this. Here I am thinking I am talking to you and you aren't you anymore.
I don't know what to think.

Meanwhile, G0mer and Kate are slinging insults at "Michelle" things like "chop chop" or "you make this too easy"

Next up: fond farewell

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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It's me michelle, charles is the doctor. I sent this email to you nice's email. Go and read.

No, I'm done.

I don't know you.

oh, I should enlighten the lad...

I told you I don't have access to my nieces email anymore, didn't you read my email from this morning?

It's a hard read, I'll give him that. Big boy words, different fonts...

Is this some kind of game you are playing with me?
I just don't understand what is going on. I now have two Michelles asking me for money.

I will say this now. That last transfer is it. No more money. I am not sending anyone any money anymore.

If one of you loves me, we can correspond. If there is any money talk, then forget it.

I don't know what kind of thieving is going one here but it ends today.

(or tomorrow, or the next day. But after that, I really really mean it!)

Idiot boi then forwards me an email he wrote to eyam's niece's account begging for money (and I swear if I invent one more character, someone slap me)

I don't know what kind of game you two are playing with me but there is no way
you are going to trick me out of more money.

I'm done. I've already sent $23,500.00
You would think you two would be fine with that, but no.
This asking of money bullshit stops now.
If you loved me, you wouldn't do this.
But you don't. You are just some dirty scammers. F*ck you and f*ck you.

Both of you can f*ck off.

I hate you both

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I am an innocent. Give me your number to call you. Am real. Kate cant
call you. give me your number, let me call you.

No, you explain why you helped her screw me over in email.

You are not worthy to speak to me.

I cannot believe you knowingly did this. You are a fraud.

Goodbye

Next up: Goodbye part 2

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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I did explain and if you dont love me or believe me that am trying to
help you eyam. Bye and i just want you to know that you broke my heart
and it shall never be well with kate and all his generation shall
perish and all the g0mer's boy shall die in miserable way. Bye

I love that g0mer exists in his world. He doesn't quite understand that g0mer is for life though...

F*CK YOU YOU <deleted> DIRTY SCAMMER
I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL
I HATE YOU AND WILL HATE YOU FOREVER

and I hate the first Michelle more because you KNOW I loved you.

You are dirt to me

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Fuck you. You go to hell and your plan wont work over me. fuck you all.

SILLY C*NT, I KNEW YOU WERE A BITCH SCAMMER
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

I don't believe any of this shit anymore.

Fuck off both of you!

And if you really cared for me, why the hell didn't you tell me this was going on?!
Why did you set me up like a victim?
Why

WHY? Don't write to me until you tell me why. You both are greedy c*nts!

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Listen, i never set you up, Kate just forward me this pleading and
want me to join them to set you up and i said NO.

lad forwards one of Kate's emails

coming up: breaking up is hard to do

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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It's shall never be with you and your generation. You fucking scammer.
Ogun go kill una. Anywhere i how, If i catch you.

^I don't know why he sent that to Eyam...

What the hell language are you speaking?

And from Kate:

YOU ARE AS STUPID AS THE PARENT THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU SO I AM NOT SURPRISED YOU ARE TALKING LIKE AN IDIOT, FOOLS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE ZOO WITH ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM THEM . I WONDER HOW AN ANIMAL LIKE YOU MANAGE TO KNOW WHAT MTCN IS ? ANYWAY LET ME NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER THINGS DOING THAN TALKING TO YOU FOOL .
^stolen from mass insult thread

Eyam and Michelle may have separated (for now), but fear not. Kate lives on in Boo's nightmares...(someone's character is sending "money" to this lad, Kate is sending that baiter a special gift, lad will go ballistic tomorrow!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

now comes the getting back together phase...

If you are the real Michelle, answer me this please

When I first wrote to you, what was the first food item I told you I had eaten?

Do you remember what appetizer I had?

Do I enjoy movies?

Why or why not?

What are my feelings on interracial couples?
There is a chance I wrongly accused you and I am sorry. Put yourself in my clogs, if you were me
wouldn't you be upset and untrusting?

I do miss reading your emails.

Please do the right thing and answer these things for me.

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This is what you said:

I don't enjoy movies too much, I find that sitting and watching seems
to be a bit pointless. Perhaps it is because it is my job to direct
that I am like that. I would rather be out doing things instead of
sitting watching someone else do things.

I do enjoy going to dinner, having a nice glass of wine appropriately
paired with a meal. I like trying new things. Just the other day I
had a nice kangaroo steak and it was delicious. I made the right
selection in choosing the perfect fra gras appetizer.

As far as interracial couples, God loves us all. We all should be
that way! Color is of no matter. Color doesn't dictate who should
love who! The one thing that bothers me are people who are racist.
That is just intolorable!

rinse and repeat

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I believe you're a good girl. I am just very careful, ok.
I just need some trust, and I need to trust.

I'm going to get a new laptop, and a better password protecting device.
I just don't want it to end with you.

Love,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Yes go ahead and get a new laptop.

I'll chat with you once I get a new one.
Have a nice day and don't talk to the other one. I think she might be hacking and maybe you should change your password.
She sent me something in a different language looking like it was from you.
Be careful my pet!
I don't want this to happen again.

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Hello my dear pet,

I finally have a new computer. Can you believe Cosmo is already back at work? He suggested I
change bank accounts so that no one would be able to divert funds again. He is so protective of me and
the company.

I had such bad dreams last night. I was in a field and a little rabbit with a skull for a head pointed off to my left. There stood thousands of Michelles.
He jumped up and started attacking you
and you and you. Then I got emails, all were from you. All different variations of you. All asked for MTCN numbers.
It was the weirdest thing. I woke up screaming. Oddly enough the pillow I had my head on was covered in blood.
I must of had one of my nose bleeds again. I think it may just be my idiopathic syncopy acting up.

I also had Cosmo purchase new laptops for the company. I told him to buy one for himself too for personal use, but he wouldn't. He never
asks for anything and won't take any gifts from me. If he was a girl we would be the best couple but I'm glad he's not.
I never would have met you if he were a girl.

I'm just looking for some of your old emails and I am so unhappy they are no longer there for me to read.
Please respond back with something nice that I can read. Tell me about your childhood, your first kiss....

My darling, what is your ring size? Do you like diamonds?

Until later my dear

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How are you doing today and your family? How is work.. Hope everything
is okay with you if so splendid... Even though I have been through
heart breaks and disappointments before now, I can see a new reason to
be happy and rejoice now because you shower me with love and I am
really happy knowing you are there for me.

In the course of human events, when opportunity presents itself that
one meets someone whose qualities fits in with ones desired "dream
mates", the demand of history has it that one must fully utilize such
opportunity because it may never re-occur again.
Now is the coincidence that occurred while I was reading through all
your mails again. it is a fortune for me that I came across you.

It is once said;"The most beautiful things on earth cannot be seen,
it can only be felt from the heart. He that looks into the heart sees
clearer" I have developed a feeling, care and love for you and believe
we are meant for each other to form a union that is good in the eyes
of God.

Like what I said earlier, I believe that if a man can truly love our
heavenly father, then he will know how to love me, because genuine
love originates with our loving God. And i truly believe that there is
nothing better than Love. Please read this description of Love found
at 1Corinthians 13:4-13 it says:

"Love is long-suffering and kind...Love is not Jealous... Does not get
puffed up... Does not behave Indecently... Does not look for its own
interests... Does not become provoked... It does not keep account for
injury...It does not rejoice over unrighteousness... But Believes all
things... Hopes all things... Endures all things... Now however, there
remain Faith, Hope and Love.

These three, but the Greatest of these is Love" I care and I believe
and know you care also...knowing you is a blessing to me and I am
assuring you of the 100% of my love in all situation. I believe so
much in what the bible says...the husband as the head of the family
and will support you all the way...this is the only way there can be a
lasting peace in the family and I hope we raise a God fearing children
together and teach them the way of the Lord and live in harmony all
the days of our life.

Take this as a token of my love.... I LOVE U SO MUCH EYAM.

I am looking forward to read from you love.

Ever watch groundhog day? I'm living that movie right now.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My sweet Michelle,

Thank you for asking about my family. They are still currently deceased and will continue to stay that way unless zombies are real.
Actually that would explain some things, but I don't want to bother your pretty little head about such things.
Hey, do you believe in the occult? Me either.

How do you feel about one man having several wives? I don't swing that way but I could be talked into it.

Did you ever sit back in a chair, close your eyes for a second and think to yourself, hmm, if I draw eyes on my eyelids, I wonder how many people
would stop to talk to me? Yeah, me too!

Anyway work was ok. I spent the day avoiding the worm in the bottle but sometimes it just jumps into your glass, you know. The hallucinations were
really crazy this time. I really should pay a little more attention at work, but it was Friday and you know what they say...Friday is Funday! Unless you have crabs.

Interesting book you are reading. Is it anything like Harry Potter?

Oh, I do have to run. My neighbor just threw a baseball bat at his wife and it.is.on! Like donkey kong!

I love you like you don't even know.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:52 pm

My theory is you are completely nuts but that's not a bad thing whatsoever ( Insert appropriate Emoticons here). You don't mind me stealing some (most actually) of your lines?

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Friday is Funday! Unless you have crabs.

That reminds me of a story that I will not tell at this time. Mind you I'm just itching to tell you since it is the Gift that keeps on giving!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

You are completely correct in your theory. Steal anything you want, hell, you are responsible for a new disease (thank you).

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:47 pm

This is better than any prime time soap opera!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

I'm waiting for Eyam to wave his arms back and forth, Snap his fingers and disappear. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Great stuff Ginger! Love the bunny with the skull bit!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hello Eyam,

Yes i believe in Occult, I don't believe a man should have a several
wives. Stick to one that loves you and want you for real, don't swing.

Yes i do sit back in a chair and think about myself. I am glad your
work is ok, Yes i like Happy potter movie and what about you?

How i wish am there with you for us to run together, Eyam i am not
happy here. It all about the Food and medical bills. I was abandoned
in a hospital. Please help me. Don't me pass out.

I am looking forward to read from you eyam love and also give me your
number. So i can call you.

I must have had to many tequila (tokillyou) shots last night. Sorry for that. I hope I didn't send you anything too offensive. I woke up with that damn Luke Bryan song in my head. You know the one, Shake it for the birds shake it for the bees shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek for the crickets and the critters and the squirrels shake it for the moon shake it for me girl. It torments me.

I think we all left work early and got our drink on. I don't know how I got this black eye. My car is missing and I've got someone elses car keys. I'm pretty sure this isn't my house but they've got the fridge fully stocked so I'm nursing my hangover here. I had to relieve my bladder outside since someone is asleep in the tub. Either this is blood or jello on my leg. I'm pantless and wearing an apron from Hooters.

Someone has renamed all the contacts in my phone to Sparticus which really sucks because I've had 2 texts from 2 sparticusses and I don't know how to respond. I looked in the mirror and someone shaved off one of my eyebrows. I think I'm peeing blood.

I'm going to find a nice soft place to lean up against and hope this water stays down. I just wish there weren't so many pink flamingos running around the place. I don't know where these guys get those outfits, but it stopped being funny hours ago.

But enough about me, How's your day? Are you keeping well? Do you have anymore of that fascinating book material you would like to send to me? I think I killed my liver so I'm going to log off until I feel human again.
Love,
Eyam

ps, it's not jello on my leg

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I am not feeling well.

Me either my dear. I just discovered why my ass hurts. I got a new tattoo. It's a damn bunny.
I just vomited blood and although I've never had alcohol poisoning before, I'm pretty sure I have that.

The flamingos are going to take me to hospital. We'll talk real soon my pet.
Keep your chinny chin chin up. I'll help you once I'm stable, ok?

Love you

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:33 pm

Guess someone tied one on last night.

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Well the folks at the ER are fantastic! I am feeling so much better!

Listen, have your doctor get an itemized bill for services rendered to you. I'll take care of it

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I am glad your feeling better, I love you. I love every little
thing about you. And i can't stop thinking about you. I need you by my
side. You complete me. You mean the world to me. You are the best
thing that has ever happened to me.

You are the one I've always wished for. I never thought that I would
ever meet someone as special as you. I love each and every moment I
share with you.

And yes the doctor get an itemized bill for services rendered to me. I
will really appreciate your help baby.

Love Always,

I am looking forward to read from you.

Thank you so much for that Michelle.
I love me too. Except for the tattoo.
Hey, do you have any tattoos? I think they look sexy on girls.
Unless it's on your face. No worries, that's what laser surgery is for.
And veils.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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I don't have tattoo, but i would love to, once am with you i will have
my tattoo. Baby what are you doing now my love?

You need Mr Charles Samson the doctor info to get the money sent. So i
can leave to meet you.

You would get a tattoo for me?
Oh this is wonderful!
Don't worry about the silly doctor bill!
Let me know when the itemized statement is ready and
I'll give you an address to send it to.

How do you feel about matching bunny tattoos? (or the G0mer skull and crossbones)
Much heartburn,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Yes you have my word about having tattoo for you.

What do you mean the the itemized statement is ready? And what do you also mean that you would give me an address to send it too.

They already said the bill is $1,000.00

All you need now is there western union info or money gram to send it.

Sugar britches,

I told you that Cosmo told me I should switch banks, right?
I am transferring all my personal funds to a different bank so I am not currently
accessing any of that. I am still afraid someone at my bank is thieving.
Your hospital bill is to be paid out of the business account. We'll write it off as expenses incurred during a work related injury.
The only way I can do that is if I have an itemized bill from the doctor. Normally hospitals mail these bills. I can send you my address to mail it to.

Does that answer your question?

Oh, do you still have your American passport?

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The g0mer's still my American passport. And they don't mail bills here. Because they don't have access to it.

But a bill can be scan and send via email ofcourse.

Of course they can! So very convenient!

*and in other news, this lad got chopped again on another bait so he's in a corner rocking back and forth muttering "not again, nooooo"*

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

The lad was pretty quiet over the weekend, one of his mugu's paid Kate. The lad is still shaking his head demanding proof from the mugu. They are hooked on these silly transfer slips...

My sweet thing,

Well I guess we'll just have to get a scanned bill since there just seems to be no way around it.

Once I submit that bill through the payroll department, they'll arrange to send funds.

I also want you to get to the embassy so they'll issue you a new passport. How far is the embassy from you?

I'll also need a copy of the identification of the person picking up the funds, this is the only way I can legitimatly send
funds through my business account.

Otherwise we'll have to wait for my personal account to open with a new bank.

Hey, do you go to church? Do they have services at the hospital there? Do you think I should just grab a flight and we
can get married there?

You never did answer my question about your ring size and if you like diamonds....

Love you like a fat kid loves cake,

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I don't go to church here in the hospital, I wish you could grab a
flight but it not allowed when i don't paid them off there service
first. I want diamond right size 10.

My fragile little flower,
How I miss you!
I don't understand why you don't send me sweet emails anymore.
You used to do this. But now....

Listen, I have a question.
Are you schtooking someone else?
Are you going to break my heart?
My achy breaky heart?

I am jonesing for a reply.
Your lovelorn man

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I love you and my body It is yours now so, take care and tread
lightly. I wish that I could be with you now as you face so many
struggles, but know that I am there in spirit and am praying for
everything to work out for you. No matter where this life takes us,
together or not, know that you and your girls will always be in my
heart and my favorite.

You all i talked too and i don't have access to the internet since
yesterday that is why you never heard from me.

Did you have your personal bank account opened?

I am looking forward to read from you love.

Love always,

Did I miss something? Girls?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Why did you say me and my girls?
What girls?
You are cheating on me, I just know it.
Who else are you schtooping?
Oh this is just like last time.
I almost got married before. It was the most
beautiful romance. She was coming to the US
to marry me. Sure we didn't speak the same language, but
I didn't care. She was so pretty. I went to the airport to meet her.
She arrived with her girlfriend. You know they were lovers.

Are you a lesbian? I can't marry you and share you with some girl.
It just can't happen.

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I am not a lesbian, I made a mistake, what i wanna write is that you
and your girl? The girls means me okay. I love you.

I'm just wasting time until he gets the hospital bill.

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