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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Using pix from Melissa midwest. Another lazy shit!

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yea i received it.am single looking for a man to be my husband and am gonna be happy if u can be the one.

Thank you for your reply Jessica! I am glad the mail worked. You have such
a lovely smile and sexy eyes! I would love to find out if I might be the
man for you. I am surprised the men near you aren't chasing you down
already. I think the man that gets to spend a life with you will be very
happy.

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Oooh really!...tanks so much so can u tell me more about u?

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Hello again. I don't know that there are too many things I could
say that would really be pertinent here so let me try to tell you all I can
think of that might be useful.

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I hate telling people my opinions of myself. That is irrelevant nonsense I
think. It is best that opinions be formed by you as we communicate.

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Ooooh that is very sucks u don't have any woman in ur life,anyway i think our way of life is the same cos i also don't have any man in my life since i've came here in nigeria,i came to nigeria 3yrs ago wit my dad for a very big project but unfortunately my dad was shot dead and he died in the process and since then i've been living my life alone.......

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Hello again my lady! It does suck to be all alone. You and I both know
this but honestly, I would rather be alone than to be with a woman that has
absolutely no love or care for me. In the US, girls think they can bed a
man and have him pay their bills. Those great women are difficult to find
here so maybe a girl living in nigeria might be better for me. I don't know
anything about the customs or what have you there but I am willing to try
and make something happen ere if you would like to.

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I would like anything that comes frm u,I mean ur wish is now my command.But before going further pls I wanna ask u some quewtions: Are u sure u gonna be serious with me,are u sure u not gonna leave me for another woman,Are u sure u gonna take good care of me,are u sure u not gonna break my heart,Can u stop going to those website and stick to me and be serious wit me?pls give answers to this questions

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Hello again. I am very serious in everything I do but I expect the
same in return. I am not a cheating man and I am not looking to just have
casual sex or dating. I would rather be alone if you are not ready for a
lifelong commitment. I have no intention of any heart breaking or none of
that but these are rather serious questions for our brief communications. I
am wanting to build something together if you choose to do so. I am not
going to rush into it though so you best be ready if we do this. I don't
care for that site. I found a girl that is interested in me, now we have to
choose what to do with this.

Now that I have answered those, please answer those same questions.

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I am ready for a longlife commitment.now i beleive u are the man i wanna spend the whole rest of my life with.Now i have the feeling of falling in love with you.I love you and no one is gonna take your place in my heart,hope to hear from you soon.Bye and take good care of urself for me.I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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I am glad that you are having these feelings but can you answer the same questions please?

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:10 am

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Ooooh that is very sucks

They( whoever they are) have yet to invent an Emoticon to follow that nugget!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He is quite the special child.

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I've already answered u in all my messages to u am letting it knwn to u that i will never do tins u don't like and am gonna be honest in everytin i said to u.i will do whatever u ask me to do and will not do what u asked me not to do.Am ready for a long time reletionship.

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Good morning beautiful! I am glad that you are ready for a lifelong commitment. I do think yo need to understand that relationships are not just about being obedient to anything being said. That is not how marriages work babe. There are always going to be things that we do not view the same way and there is nothing wrong with that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Yea bb i understand u well but i want u to knw that ur wish is my command.If there are some tins am doing and u don't like.I beleive u should be the one that can change me.I love you so much honey

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Hello again dear! I don't really see us having too many problems as long as you are talking openly to me I am sure everything will be fine. You have not yet told me whether you would like to have children and if you do how many?

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I will like to have ur kids,and it's gonna be as many as u like

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Hello again dear! That sounds great. I am sure they would be lovely.

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Beautiful and handsome kids these are the kids we gonna have

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Yea lovely kids we gonna have

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Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

First thing I would do is send the twit a new keyboard. I'm pretty sure the one she has the y and o don't work. Yup they don't work alright.

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U this, U that, u u u

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:33 am

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I mean ur wish is now my command

Little does 'she' realise that - in time - her casual remark will return to haunt 'her' Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Mimi, He is one of those lazy y r u types. The first PM he sent to me, I told him I do not understand that kid speak.

TM, I must make him type first. I shall see how far he goes with the rest.

Hello again Jess! Honey, you are making it nearly impossible to get to
know you with these chat mails. That one sentence mail stuff is not a way
to talk to someone. This is why I hate that lazy chat junk. Please start
typing real mails baby. What do you do for a living?

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Am a proffessional nurse,i came to nigeria for a nursing mission but unfortunately tins got wrong here becos me and my families were rubbed by the armed rubbers with a huge amount of money with us we wanted to use for projectAnd since then i was left with nothinng and that is one of the reason why am still living here becos,my families were killed here in this process,but i was ony me that survive the incident.

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Good morning my lady! I am sorry to read about what happened to you and your family. I can't believe that you were rubbed by people that you were there to help. Guess some people there just dislike white people or they are just too lazy to have real jobs.

You work in a great profession honey, it is a shame that it is wasted and your project was unable to be completed. I am assuming the cops there were of no use to you or maybe they were the ones that rubbed you. How much cash were you walking around with? That seems like a bad idea.

I am guessing you may be in church this morning. I hope you enjoy it.

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:17 am

"Armed rubbers" a frightening thought if you are female.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I almost asked what they rubbed her with. Even more frightening if you were male. Sounds like someone is about to go through the cavity search with more than just fingers.

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It's ok my love,I thank God my life is still there,this place is just like hell but with the help of the church am attending here God is in control,They took away millions of naira which was suppose to be a source of wealth for me after my parent parted away.The service today at church was so intesting and what about ur service at church today?Hope u are enjoying the state my love?

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Hello again baby girl! I am glad that you enjoyed your service but that stuff is not something I waste my time on. As far as I am concerned that stuff is almost as believable as a comic book. I certainly know that some people find hope in that little bit of faith but I am not into that.

Honey, I do not understand the naira, how much is that in American currency? Why were you walking around with it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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35 million Dollars is the amount of the money the money was withdraw in the bank to execute the project on ground my dad wanna lay his hands on then,but unfortunately the money was taken away and also my dad and mum losts there life.Honey lets not talk about the bad incident i don't wanna be remembering it anymore.Let continue with making our love.

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DAMMIT! That should have been all mine. Them farkin thieves!

Hello again baby! I am very sorry if that upset you, I did not mean for that to happen. I guess I should kick myself for not considering the event. Please do not be mad for my insensitive actions.

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Oooh honey u don't need to be sorry,I can see u are a kind that care and i love that,you are my type,pls can u ive me ur mobile number for me to be calling you and hearing ur voice.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

^^ Hody macaroni Tony....35 million US dollars is over 5 and a half Billion Naira. Thats a lot of dough to be carrying around especially with rubbers everywhere you look. She should be glad she has you to protect her now.
Just wondering... Do you think shes a head nurse? Could come in handy if she needs some more Naira in a hurry.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Perhaps I should ask him. I am kind of upset that someone got to rub her and I have only seen pictures.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Hello again baby! I do not give my number to anyone that I do not really
know. I have talked with you for 2 days now. I would have to actually know
you before I would consider that. I would like to keep this email only for
right now. We can work up to phone.

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Hello honey i can't see ur last message pls come again

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I copied my mail and added this. Now I know he sees it.

I know you can see this. Please do not play games.

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Honey am not playing games am serious here and that is why i said u should give me ur number honey if u don't trust me how do u think the reletionship can go further?honey pls u need to have the trust in me

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Honey, my phone number has nothing to do with trust. If you are unwilling
to type mails to me then I certainly don't need to talk with you. You can
email me and really talk or this is not going to work. I will not waste my
time on that fake phone and chat. That is just laziness.

I really need to know where we stand here. I am not here for nonsense.

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Honey are u mad at me?pls don' be angry with me,i really love and care for u,honey i don't just knw hw am feeling for u now.Honey am sorry for being too forward

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Honey, I am not mad or upset with you. I have found that people wanting phone numbers and testing stuff are not to my liking. They are just too lazy to type a mail and it irritates me a bit. I dislike when people try everything to keep from putting any effort into a relationship.

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Honey do u just mail me now?if yes i can see any message here now

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Honey, please throw that stupid phone in the trash. I sent this earlier.
Repeat mail snipped

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Oooh now i understand u honey,there is no problem honey but u knw the phone am using made all this mail easy for me cos once u sent a mail,if the network is good definately am gonna see it but if the network is not good that is when i asked u to come again.Am not a lazy type,am hard working in everytin i do in life.

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Honey if you are unable to read what I send then that phone sucks. I know this phone is the reason you type u and things like that baby. It is supposedly convenient for you but it is a piece of trash if I have to send mails more than once. That has nothing to do with the connection. Those are there whether your net is or not.

Good morning Jessy! I am just coming in from breakfast and thinking of you. I was hoping to see a message from you but maybe you are having phone troubles still. I hope you are all right.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He played the "I can't see your mail, please send again" game so I did.

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Am alright my love but my phone is having problem with the network,i hardly see ur mail here and even if i see the mail i might not be able to reply and if i don't hear anytin frm u i will not be happy.Honey i keep thinking of u everyday and night i can't even get myself right here cos am crazy about u.Pls don't break my heart honey cos am not ready to break urs.I love you frm the bottom of my heart.

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Honey i don't knw what is happening here i hardly see ur mail or sent u mail easly here but i keep thinkin of u too everyday of my life and am crazy about ur love in my heart honey pls don't break my heart cos am totally in love wit u.I don't get myself here am just here thinkin about u.pls don't break my heart honey.

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Hello again my girl! Honey, I am not here to break your heart at all. It is rather annoying what your phone is doing to us here but that does not change my feelings for you. I would trash the thing if it were mine but I would never think to do that with you. I want to keep you.

I definitely think of you but I should not tell you some of those thoughts. They are sometimes nice and sometimes very naughty but still enjoyable.

Honey, the problem is not in your mail!

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Ok now my love,now am having rest of mind in you,I knw u are not gonna break my heart.The feeling is gettin higher and higher now.The problem now is my phone,and if I throw it in the trash now the communication would be alittle bit difficute....hmmmm,honey am not gonna do that cos i really want to be hearing for you time to time.

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Hello again baby! I know you won't trash the phone but it is very annoying. I do enjoy your mails, I just dislike having to send mine multiple times for you to read them.

Baby, I have very good feelings about us and I really hope we continue working at it. I am not going away. Even when that phone shuts down I will be here when you come back.

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Thanks for the understandin my love,i am so happy that i found an understanding man to be my husband in the nearest future.honey i love u more than u think i do and am so happy u gonna be the man am gonna spend the rest of my life with.

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Good morning my sexy mama! It is very easy to be understanding once we know the problem. We get along fine other than just having short mails back and forth but we are still going to make this work. I will really enjoy coming home to you at night.

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Am so heppy i found a man like u,u are the only man i am proud of in my life,i wish we countinue like this or even more than this cos i do enjoy all ur mails and all ur loving words.Surely honey u gonna meet me @home and we gonna have nice time together.

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Good evening my sexy mama! Things are finally slowing up a bit and you
have been on my mind all day long. I really am anxious to see how things
will work with us here. I think any man would be happy to find you when he
walks in from work at night and I am glad you have chosen me.

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Am also glad hear u accepted me pls honey we can still inprove the way we are are communicating eachoda but i don't knw hw we gonna do that expect u give me an ideal cos i can't do anytin without ur concept

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Good morning sexy mama! how are you doing today? I just came in from my breakfast ready to read your mail, write you back, then get to work. Of course we can always improve our communication but I am sort of stuck for an idea as to how. I am sure we can work things out together.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Ok honey thanks for considering me but honey we need to make tins faster mailing eachoda here is causin deley in our chating i think we should et maybe yahoo id so we can be chatin there

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Morning babe! I do not care to make anything faster. That is not going to make anything better. I am not interested in that yahoo stuff either. I am on email, that is all. I am not wasting time with any chat. I have to work, I cannot spend hours sitting at the computer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Ok honey I understand you,there is no problem in that lets keep on mailing eachother,I said becos i want constant conversation betweem me and you but once u've let me knw the reason why you are not interested in chating.No problem honey but one thing I want you to knw is that I love and care for you and can't even wait to hear your lovely voice and see your sexy face.kisses!.......

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Good morning my sexy Jess! Thank you for understanding the situation. That means a lot to me honey. I would love to be able to sit here and type to you all the time but I just cannot do that.

I love you too baby and I must tell you the truth here. When we are able to touch and kiss one another, I am going to cuff you to me and drag you to the courthouse or one of those romantic Vegas churches to marry you. I think they even have a drive through one now. Then I can take you home and keep you!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He plays ignorant for the time away then sends a PM through FMF. He claims our mails aren't getting through

Good morning darling! I am not sure why our mails are not getting through. I have been missing you and just found your message over there. I hope you get this one.

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Yeah i gat it honey.Honey am not happy this days bcos I can't reach you.Pls my love why can't you give me your mobile number so that I will be able to be reaching you even if I don't get you here.Pls my love do this for me.I love you from the bottom of my heart.

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Baby, I hate to tell you this but that stupid phone is the problem. I am hardly ever near my phone so if you want to communicate it must be my email. your phone has been the problem all along. Please find a proper way to mail me.

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Honey i know my phone is outdated and I need to change it but I don't have any money on it to get another one.But honey never mind,We still gonna be managing this.

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Hello again my baby! I would have no idea about your phone being outdated because it is newer than mine but yours is a randomly functioning one. We have had the problems with it before also.

You are right, we will work with what we have and get past it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Good morning my beautiful Jess! I was hoping to find a mail from you but I understand. I thought about you all night long baby and wish I had woke to find you in my arms and in our bed.

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My love I am missin you here I wish u can come here and take me to ur place,am sick and tired of staying here.I don't like it here anymore even to eat here is hard for me:Am really suffering here.Am even tired of this life.As am writing to I haven't taken anytin as food becos my food stuff has finished.Am even owning some dept here.Honey I must tell you the truth am tired of this life.

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Good morning sexy mama! I am glad that you are honest with me but I must be honest also. I do not like the way you are talking here. I know the situation may be tough for you and maybe we should discuss getting you out of there and home to me where you really belong. I do not like that whole sick of this life talk that is not the way to deal with problems.

You need to find out what we need to get you home.

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Honey i must tell you the truth all my document has been stolen away with all the money they took away from them before they got killed,I've logged the complain to them in the embassy here but what they keep telling me is that I should go and arrange some money for them to get me new documents necessary for me to travelled and I don't have any money on me here even to eat talkless of getting money for travelling processing and that is the reason why I asked you to come and take me here back to the state.

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Baby, could you possibly get me some real details? All of this talk is not getting you here. Replacement documents are dirt cheap, or maybe even free, and there is no reason you should not have had those already. i would love to come there and take you away but there is no reason for that when you can get this information and come home.

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Honey pls maybe I you come here u can help me in getting all this document,here they request for money in everytin you wanna do,Is not that the amount of the money huge but I am poor to,I can't even afford 100 usd here,I begged for food before I can eat atimes.

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Baby doll, I am not coming there and doing all of this. It is unwise to spend the money for me to travel there when you can get all of this information and tell me. I need to check but I don't think replacements cost anything. Where are you looking at this that they want money?