M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:53 pm

^Jayhawk, I'll bear that in mind....

Cammy sent the forms.

Quote:

I've attached the contract and the document to be used to create your staff ID. Please fill out and return the contract and have a picture taken of yourself with the ID-lOT sign (instructions are on the sign); send me a copy of that picture too.
Once that's done, you can give me some details about the models you mentioned.

Dan seems to have the usual ideas about payment and service:

Quote:

How are you doing,i hope fine.i was told by Mr Randall that after my application I'll receive some fund for agent fee.
In the other hands i'll submit the form and the picture tomorrow,you said that i should hold a sign that T10 is written on it,please e-mail me and explain better so i can proceed,i want to submit it tomorrow as fast as possible,so after that what should i do next and what is the company going to do for me for being a member.
Please get back to me as fast as possible so i can proceed.

Since he stressed the need for speed - he can wait a little while.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:14 pm

I just googled and the modeling website was the top hit. Amazing baiting work there. The only downside is it looks like it hasn't been updated since 2009. --not that I'm offering. Regrdless, great job all around.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:31 am

Dan The Lotto Man comes to MM? Shocked

I sense lots of slapping brewing on the horizon. Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:40 am

^Well, the MM website does need updating... we can say that a systems crash means the page is under repair.

In the meantime...

Quote:

The instructions are on the form itself, at the bottom. Simply hold the sign below your chin with your forefingers on the dots and get yourself photographed like that.
Mr 0ldman wouldn't have mentioned a grant. You'll get paid for providing models and completing assignments. M00seknuckle Modelling is a business, not a charitable institution.

I didn't go into his "what is the company going to do for me for being a member". That can wait for the right moment.

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:51 pm

Slappy was right about there being much slapping ahead...

Three emails were in Cammy's inbox.

Quote:

I'll submit the form and picture to you today,so please kindly wait and in other terms,i have just two models a guy and a girl,i kindly forward there picture to you as fast as possible,so how will my agent fee be paid,so i can forward my account information to the company,just get back to me as fast as possible.

OK so far, however...

Quote:

Here are the document you instructed me to send to you,so please get back to me as soon as possible so we can proceed.
I await your urgent response.

Then came the contract:

Then came the ID pic:

Final email:

Quote:

All i have to do for the company is to bring models for the company,is there any other assignment attach to that,and let me know if your company what other activities your company can use me for,and in other terms should i stop my job,and how will i get financial support to organise for models and how will my commission be paid to me to scout for models,the company really need to look into this issue so i can i know when i can start my project,these are the primary things i need to know,because i have plans for the company,and are they going to be having an office in my country.
Please kindly get back to me with these information so i can know what to do next.

I'll need some time to think of how exactly Cammy will react to such a complete clusterfuck.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:44 am

NOT valid! R4andy says NO!

Nice beard you have now, Dan.

EDIT Were the forms really called "DanScan0001 + 2"? Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:50 am

He just called them "Scan0001"... I added the "Dan" to keep his documents together.

I decided to slap mildly for now.

Quote:

I cannot believe what you did. Why did you make that half-assed cardboard crap when you had the actual sign? I didn't post it to you just for shits and giggles!
Just get the ID sign done PROPERLY, by actually following the instructions.
And while you're about it, take the time to read the terms of the contract. Some of your questions will be answered there.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:39 pm

Quote:

Kindly send me how you need the photo to be taken send me a photo of examples,i have gone through the agreement,so kindly send me an example photo of how you want it to me,please do get back to me immediately so i can send it to you as fast as possible.
I await your urgent response immediately.

Quote:

Am waiting for kindly send me how you need the picture to look like.

Cammy simply replied:

Quote:

What in Freyja's name is the problem here? Just print off the sign I sent you and make sure you hold it under your chin with your index fingers placed as the instructions say. If you still need an example, I don't know what to do then!

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:36 pm

He can't top asking questions!

Quote:

How are you doing,i hope you are fine.
I'll get back to you on monday with the picture,i have seen the photo of the sign,i'll send it for you on monday.
So please tell me how much will be my percentage of each model i introduce to the company?please get back to me as soon as possible.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:46 am

Cammy kept her answer brief:

Quote:

Once we have the ID photo in place, then we can talk about the remuneration issue.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:33 pm

So here it is - and he does not look happy!

Quote:

How are you doing,i hope you are fine
I bring you greetings,here is the photo you request for.
please do get back to me with every information you know i will need.
I will respect your urgent response.

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:34 pm

I tossed him some figures.

Quote:

The earnings are as follows:
[1] Base $7,000 agent's fee
[2] $10,000 per model deemed satisfactory by the evaluation committee
[3] 2% of the price of a contract

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:30 pm

More bloody questions!

Quote:

Is the $7,000 dollars my every month salary?

Quote:

What do you mean by the price of contract xplain further.

Quote:

How are you doing,i hope you are fine.
How about the $7,000 dollars is it my monthly salary or what is it for,i believe that five photos for each models will be okay and please give me other information you think it would be useful to me and the one you believe i would love to know.
Please do get back to me so we can proceed.

Time to rain on his parade somewhat:

Quote:

$7,000 is NOT your monthly pay! By Skadhi's frozen teeth - you'd be earning almost as much as me, BEFORE bonus payments! That $7,000 is quarterly.
We'll be the judge of how many pictures are required, thank you kindly; and if you have questions, read the contract carefully, and then ask me anything not explained there.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

Be sure to require "butt pose pictures" (see Hector thread) with the balls hanging and the asshole showing, you need them to see if your underwear will fit. As African guys are so homophobic, the number of possible models will decrease strongly Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:35 pm

I also think the beard must go off...

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:56 pm

He seems to have issues with who's truly in charge:

Quote:

I'll start sending you photos immediately the models submit them,but i believe that 5to6 photos will be okay.please let me know.

I'll let him stew for a day or two.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

FrumpyBB wrote:

I also think the beard must go off...

Yes, something about seeing Dan in a beard just ain't right. Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Quote:

I will get back to you with the photos of some models as soon as possible.

I'm not expecting much from him - just ripped-off pix.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

In addition to the beard being gone, I think he needs to shave his head. Bald is the new sexy!

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:55 am

A few more questions wouldn't hurt:

Quote:

As I told you, the number of pictures is our decision, not yours.
I had some feedback on your form, and the medic wanted to know:
[1] How long were you an alcoholic? She also expressed concern about your current intake.
[2] What treatment did you have for tetanus?
[3] When did you contract malaria, how were you treated, and how often do you have attacks of malarial chills?
There's also the matter of your answer to Section 4 about functional limbs. She would like you to send a redo of that page with a correct answer.
Thanx for your efforts to date.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:39 pm

This just in, appropriate reply being considered...

Quote:

How are you doing,i hope fine.
I have answered the questions that was given to me to answer below in your mail,i'll send you the redo later,there is something i want to know about your company,i have signed a contract with your company to become a representative of your company,and in other terms don't your company use money to sign their representative,i have'nt seen anything like this before in my life,how do the company want me to get models,is it with my nose or how,without them sending me any money,my friend that signed a contract with a company as a representative was given $10,000 as a new recruited representative of the company,am so sorry to say that if your company can't finance me as a representative of the company it is really going to be tough because i have no money to do anything right now and i really need to know the people am dealing with and i would like to see every worker of the company,after my friend finished submiting his form the company sponsored him to UK and they gave him enough funds to work for them,for real i deserve more than this,your company really needs to sit down i do a rethink of all this issues and think a way out of this,even you people dont call your reps is not a good sign and to be sincere with your i dont have funds to carry out your assignment so please do company really need to do something about this.
Hope your response.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:10 am

Cammy responded politely but firmly:

Quote:

It's Ms White, not Miss, thank you.
You have an unusual business model. We certainly don't pay big sums in advance to untried agents; we are not a charitable instutution, after all. Given your work record, it's presumptuous for you to give me lectures on how to do business.
I received no advance payment when I joined M00seknuckle Modelling; that is our policy - that payment is determined on results, not promises.

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:01 pm

More promises - Cammy wants results!

Quote:

I have actually heard you,but i will see what i can do,i need to get a digital camera to do all i need to do si immediately i have buy it i'll snap the models my self and sent down the pictures to you.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 43

Quote:

need to get a digital camera to do all i need to do si immediately i have buy it i'll snap the models my self and sent down the pictures to you.

That's a plan, Stan. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:53 pm

But in the meantime, who should write but our old buddy 0ke!

Quote:

I haven`t heard from you for sometime now,hope you are doing well for me?
do let me know what is going on.looking forward to read from you soon.

He won't like receiving this:

Quote:

Since you no longer work for M00seknuckle Modelling, I've got no reason to write to you, and even less to do anything for you.

M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody	View next topic View previous topic