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Began Steele
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:36 pm |
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I come here with a fake bank and end up being banned from the kitchen by Mrs Steele. I have a pile of over cooked chips as a result. I need a recipe for dark brown chips or I will never get back into the kitchen again. I tried to cut some of them up but the pieces flew across the room and broke a window. I think she is a bit happier today as I got an online job as a financial assistant to a business man in West AFrica, but them damn chips are a prority. Please help! |
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:43 pm |
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Ground up as a crust for a tasty piece of meat? Good luck with the missus. |
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Began Steele
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:48 pm |
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I just tried that advice but the coffee grinder stopped working.  Any one know how to switch off smoke detectors? Mrs S is happy as there are men in big Yellow hats and rubber boots just arrived. I told them it was a fire alarm fault. |
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Justcold
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:52 pm |
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Take said chips and put them in a paper bag...crunch by hand. They don't have to be fine chopped.
Another thought..how about using them as a base for a potato soup? Green onions, chopped bacon, milk and them taters.
Now I'm hungry..  |
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Began Steele
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:00 pm |
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I tried that. I sealed the bag carefully and squashed it and there was a bang. I now have a gentleman outside explainiig about the explosion and to avoid any dark brown frgament scattered about the area . |
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vonpaso xlura
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:03 pm |
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Poker chips, silicon chips, chips off the old block, potato chips, fish and chips, or chips that fall where they may? |
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Try feeding them to the squirrels, with a bit of luck they might think they are nuts and bury them for you. |
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Dear Sir, this seems rather counter productive to your weight loss program. Please remedy this with the nonfat color ones. I might invest if you do. |
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Firstly being banned from the kitchen is what I strive for! It makes proper sense in my books. More on that later.
I'm assuming by 'Chips' you mean French Fries? If so I have the ticket:
Chips, Curds (Cheddar or Mozzerella etc. will do in a pinch) AND Gravy lots of Gravy.
Poutine!!!!!! The Two AM Dream Food! A Quebecker's Staple! Possibly Nature's most Perfect Food! Nectar of the Dogs ( or something like that).
I once had a triple pork Poutine in Trawna that included the above with Sausage, Bacon and Pulled Pork...slept through an entire Cisco Boot Camp.... |
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