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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:29 am

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DEAR BENEFICIARY , THIS IS LAST FEE WE NEED FROM YOU??

Well, is it the last fee or not?

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:40 pm

Found this in my catcher account spam.

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GO AHEAD AND PAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE DEAR: BENEFICIARY

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Aug 2012 Posts: 189

Wonder how much they are going to want in order to shift this money:

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Our Branch of the Bank was being used by many African Politicians to divert funds(they looted over 5 billion United states dollars) to their Foreign accounts as I told you.

They did not bother to know how much was transferred because the funds belonged to the 'State' that is why I also decided to put apart the sum of $10.5USD

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:48 pm

Mrs Betty Rawlings "the most happiest woman on earth” advises to

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STOP CONTACTING THOSE HOODLUMS

and her wandering script references 2 barristers.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:18 pm

I got an empty email with this subject:

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ROGER ARE YOU ALIVE

I'm tempted to respond simply with the single word: "no"

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:48 pm

CAN I CONFINED IN YOU

&

YOU GREEDY IDIOT

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:18 am

Someone isn't happy that they haven't received their money yet.

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my second email for today with tears rev

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:13 pm

I don't know if I'm baiting the Dr. or his Barrister.

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OFFICE OF THE BARRISTER OF DR. KUMBA DUMBA

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:36 pm

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SUPER LAXURY OFFICE TRANSPORT

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:49 pm

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GOD KNOW THE BESK !!!

I hope so cause I certainly don't....LOL.

In as much as the Subject was funny. The Rest of the E-mail lived up to the billing. LOL.

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What is this? it's easy to play with love, easy to fool someone, so easy to make someone cry. but it's so hard if you're the one who's played with and one who cried!!! i feel so sad about it, knowing fully well that you are not here to make me happy, or to put a smile on the face of an orphan like me, but to make cry over and over again, its quite unfortunate that i fell into a wrong hand, and mostly you have made it obvious that you are backing me, because you have term me to fool, playing with me and make crying already because i don't know my stand, every thing is just confusing me, Oh my God why me, Bye and God bless you,i am not angry with you, but you amazed me.

All I did was tell her and the good Barrister that the first bank account had been Red-Flagged. (Geez)

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

A compliment or a statement? The world may never know.

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getting deeper

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:59 am

I wasn't exactly sure where to put this one but lets start with the subject:

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RADDER IMPORTANT

Got my attention what else do you have for me?

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HELLO AND ALL THE GREETINGS FOR YOU MY GOD-CHOOSEN FRIEND! MY NAM IS DURUM VON NICKIDURUM AND I AM THE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBLE LAWYER OF...

It gets funnier if you read it as Ranier Wolfcastle would....

For some reason this bypassed my filters.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:11 pm

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THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER...FOR 2013!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:34 pm

^ I think your lad just invented the double positive. In fact, I'm positive he did. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:54 am

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hellow

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:20 am

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This is not fables – the holy true is in our online medical shop!

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:03 am

Danger, Will Robinson:

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Comply Urgent Urgent The Arrival Of The funds

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:08 am

Gee, all of those dolla chops seems to have made my lad a bit panicky. These were all received over about two days:

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URGENT FROM REV,

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urgent from rev, nachaat

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till tommorow, from rev, nachaat

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i am waiting from rev, nachaat

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Second massage, from rev, nachaat

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HURRY UP from rev, nachaat

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I AM BECOMING SO WORY from rev, nachaat

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oh my God, from rev, nachaat

The body of the final email is also hilarious:

The Rev wrote:

Dear Daughter Kettie

it is 9;17am now in us and western union has started working for a long time, why the delay, what are you still waiting for? knowing full well that some document has to be obtain before the diplomat will depart by tomorrow, or is anything behind this again, i am not happy, i want to make sure you receive the $8m over the weekend to avoid mistake again,

rev

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:30 pm

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I will hemp you if I can

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:01 pm

More dollar-chop induced subjects (same Lad):

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DO YOUR BEST TODAY AND DON'T KEEP US SILENCE.

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CALM DOWN YOUR ANGER

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YOU ARE AN IMPOSTOR!!!.

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THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE, NO GOOD WORD FROM YOU BUT PEPERTUAL INSULTS!.

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LEARN TO BE WISE AND MATURED AND DESIST FROM YOUR CHILDISH WAYS OF COMMUNICATIONS

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NOT UNTIL YOUR EYES ARE OPEN,IT SHALL BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
MAY YOU CONTINUE TO BE DOUBTFUL ALL YOUR LIFE AND LOOSE GREAT OPPORTUNITIES.BYE

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:57 pm

A Random selection of VLad subjects:

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Yours woman

Kitchen set!!

How you feel to me???

My favourite the foodstuffs!!

It again I!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:35 pm

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CONTACT IMF FOR YOUR FOUND

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:52 am

I found this funny for some reasons Laughing

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Donor's Greetings

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Wonderful Friend,

This is a personal email directed to you.

I and my wife won a British Jackpot Lottery of £101 Million and our Lucky Star numbers were 5 and 8 We have decided to donate the sum of £1,000,000.00 Pounds to you as part of our own charity project to improve the life of just 8 lucky other individuals around the globe. send us an email via [email protected] so that we can send your details to the designated bank in charge of wire transfer proceedings.

You can verify this via the links below.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8820740/101m-lottery-jackpot-winners-Dave-and-Angela-Dawes-to-give-millions-to-friends-and-family.html

Best regards
Donors,
Dave and Angela Dawes

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:25 pm

A business opportunity to good to miss.....

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Saleem Caravan Introducing Amazing Houses For your Modern life in Kabul City

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:24 pm

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Hello very expensively in Christ I am called Bruno Lopez. Every day which passes, I very feel sick and I have more and more enough fear in me because of my diabetes

I have a bottom in the nap of ' 450.000 euro which is nothing else than the rest of my properties(goods) and I would like to donate it, in the concerns(marigolds) to set by you to help persons in need. I ask you to accept this sum because she could well you are very useful. I ask you for nothing in return.

That God blesses you

Bruno Lopez