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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:06 am |
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Must remember to buy a card on my way home later this morning. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:12 am |
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Pour ma très belle et adorée Ima:
Accepte-moi, O, ma chérie! Je suis à toi, et pour toute la vie. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:38 am |
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My Valentine,
do not see me as mean,
neglectful,unkind.
Please be mine,
sew the seam,
two of a kind.
Never to untwine,
nothing can come between
if you would be inclined.
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:40 am |
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I'm having pc and poetry problems. Does that remind you of lazy lads?
Yes, yes, my sweet hottie!!!
You are the bestest wooer, I love ya and I'm all yours.
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:05 am |
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How can a man feel any better than having Corona as his sweetheart?...
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Toomuchfun
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Joined: 22 Jun 2011
Posts: 3426
Location: www.scamwarners.com
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:37 am |
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@TF
I am not romatic at all. The best I can do is pick you up in my old truck. I will take you to my favorite pond.
Prior to picking you up. I have already went to the Bo and got and nice basket with all the fixin’s. Honey, yes I got the gravy for your biscuits.
The corner store had some good looking night crawlers so I picked up a small tub.
What I have in mind is a nice picnic together. Just talking and holding hands maybe a flirt here and there.
Later I will bait your hook when you drop a line. As you fish I will pitch a tent and start a camp fire.
We will sit around the fire and talk.
Honey I am just a simple man. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:25 am |
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Big Al wrote: |
^^^ With all of those flights scheduled and drinks available, I suspect he's trying to joing the Mile-High club. (Be afraid,.....very afraid) |
Hey I've always wanted to be a mile-higher...I'm game!
To my beloved:
Bacon-wrapped asparagus?
To think you did that all for us!
My heart is all a flutter
While my mind is in the gutter
Our special night is nigh
Let's go get mile-high! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:24 pm |
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No Eater love for me this year. Instead i have to go to buy the chocolate and the flowers that Miss Mike has ordered. I should probably fix something nice for her to eat when she comes home as well.
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
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Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:39 pm |
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Cachuma wrote:
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Hey I've always wanted to be a mile-higher...I'm game!
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Probably get lots of volunteers to help you with that project.
(Show of hands Guys????) |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:48 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Speaking of luckey . . .
I have been wanting to get luckey on Valentine's day for years. Maybe this is finally the year? |
Well, this explains the threatening PMs from Juan.
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_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:05 pm |
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Mrs C woke up to a card and a bottle of pink Champagne. She decided it best not to go to work tipsy, so it went in the fridge for tonight. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:26 pm |
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^ Sensible woman, that Mrs C.
@ Dr Mike - play your cards right with your lady and you could be using that whip tonight. Or being used with it. Whichever.
@ Packman - I'm not sure I believe your story. I sense a ploy for the sympathy vote. Are you looking for someone to mother you?
@ Badgey - darling, love beyond death? How can anything else compare?
Of course, a little luxury before death would be nice. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:38 pm |
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:19 pm |
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^ I'm a bit surprised you didn't post one of the local, Texan valentine cards... like this one:
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:30 pm |
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Bo, oh Bo, I wish, amongst many other things, that I had time to properly woo you, to get lads holding signs dedicating their lives to you, their undying love, and I would, if only Hector was not such a lazy shit. Having said that, my deep and abiding Eater Love for you has not diminished over the years. From way back in the day, during the Great Eater DOS Attack of 2007, to the Bicycle Insuance Mass Bait, I have remained an avid admirer of yours. Yes, I suppose I should be following this up with pictures of cupcakes, candies, or bacon, but I don't eat pork. I see such attempts to woo other baiters as clever, and fun, but lacking in sincerity, shallow and not profoundly deep, like my abiding Eater Love has been, and shall remain, for you.
Now, I may lack Green Jackboots, and, yes, my baiting has mostly atrophied to Hector and the occasional SImba Safari bait, what with Real Life and all, but my Eater Love, and even beyond that, genuine affection and admiration, remain. You may think I only love you for your photochop skills, and I do love you for that, or for your ability to come up with hysterical names for baiting characters, and, yes, I admit I do love you for that, but it is much, much, much deeper than that. If I had time, I would write a poem. If I had time, I would get 1000 lads to hold signs, or, at least Hector, but, alas, the day is here, and all I have to offer is my deep admiration, long held affection, and most of all, a profound respect for all that you are.
Bo, will you be my Valentines? |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:41 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:57 pm |
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bravo95 wrote: |
Sorry jojo for the jealous rage I guess all of the times Dora went on and on about you suddenly ran through my head.. |
Understood. I've been known to send men into a jealous rage a time or two. If Kanye West won't stop calling my house...
And no Pastor Frank, I'm not dead. I'm alive, well and good looking as always. I'm glad you missed me. |
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:21 pm |
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Cachuma,
Flight arranged to the UK for you, have a friend who is coming back home, there was a spare seat in the same row.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:45 pm |
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Fo'andles,
I will never again accuse you of not properly wooing! Now before I rush off to pretty myself up (which, in all honestly doesn't take a lot of time because I'm such a NATURAL beauty, and yes the curtains match the carpet), I must first offer you a heartfelt...or should I say bacon-felt, valentine:
Roses bi red
Bacon dey brown
Baitin dey ariya
Wen u bi around
Off to catch my flight! Ta ta! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:29 pm |
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Rose are red
violets are purple
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt
I don't plagiarize so I have to write my own |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:30 pm |
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_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:02 pm |
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packman wrote: |
I don't plagiarize so I have to write my own |
Busted. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't. |
I think Corona was right - you've been baiting us.
In other news: Happy Valentine's Day, Juan and Luckey, and all or you. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:11 pm |
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I wrote that with my own two fingers |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:16 pm |
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^Don't worry Packman. I think you've managed to woo Koko!
Erm... congrats? |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:21 pm |
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to the lovely eater ladys
Hand blessed hand, caressed.
.A blushing rose, her face;
Her breast alive;
The elfin nose, a diamond set -
A kiss upon perfectionBore a rise of pulse
To coach a sultry moan
Across a mellow breath of wine.
He knew; he sensed,
And easing loose a clasp of lace,
Another sign of her relenting:
Wild the play of eyes,
A fuller glide of skin;
He felt the now begin -
Her swell, intention in the sigh.
And so to hedge his move upon the cue -
The cry of deep anticipation,
Waxing all he saw -
Tho' not for us to view -
Arrived, emotion raw. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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