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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:18 am |
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Hey Elmo!!!
TMF. ♥ |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:24 am |
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Corona...
My heart cries for your response
Please answer my desires
Our time spent last year
have only lit the fires.
Love ya.. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:28 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
@Juan: Will you sweep me off my feet, take my breath away, and . . . some other clichés that I can't think of right now? |
Absolutely. Name the time and place and I'm there. You shall be wooed, you will be breathless, and you will enjoy every exquisite, tender moment. And every romantic cliché in the book will turn into glorious, genuine reality. You can't begin to imagine, even in your wildest fantasies.
Just say the word and magic will happen.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:30 am |
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_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:38 am |
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@Juan..now that is wooing.
Let's do this right. I don't mean to be telling a Mod what to do..but Corona was my Valentine last year..just saying.
Edit: I hope she will be this year too.. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:49 pm |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:07 pm |
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My love is unfettered, it cannot be bound
It runs free on the breath of the wind
It is in the ground, the air, the sky, the sea
Surrounding all for you and me
It is in the flames of a roaring fire
It is in the chill quiet of a frozen night
It is a mug of chocolate on the porch
It is a tender caress on morning's first light
All of these things it will ever be,
So take care my love, and think sweetly of me.
xxxxx |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:54 pm |
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I really don't have time to take away from fixing my computer, so I am going to have to multitask. That's a turn-on right? Anyway, just a quick candid shot. Hope you like.
Please be mine... |
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____________________________ Pretty Prancing Pink Pony Master _____________________________
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:02 pm |
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Ima wrote: |
This is the worst Valentine thread ever! |
Can't argue with that.
Ima wrote: |
The men are apathetic and the women have taken to enticing them with pictures of meat. |
But it worked for me - he showed up. Can't beat success.
For my Valentine:
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:08 pm |
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Cachuma,
What a cruel and hurtful remark, when i have busy making plans for our date.
Private chauffeur, pick up from your UK address, glass of Champagne to the airport
1 hour flight to Paris on a private jet with Champagne
Transfer from / to airport private chauffeur
Lunch at Joel Robuchon with Champagne
Flight back to London and then Champagne Exclusive Helicopter Tour (40 minutes)
Transfer from helipad to hotel via private chauffeur
1 night in a Suite at The Royal Horseguards Hotel inclusive of Breakfast, Champagne, Chocolate covered strawberries, rose petal turndown and personal butler
Private Cupids Capsule London Eye flight for 2 including priority boarding, private capsule for 2, a bottle of Pommery Brut Royal Champagne, a box of Hotel Chocolat Pink Champagne Truffles
Make your own Perfume experience- Design your own fragrance- Diamante Master Perfumer with a private chauffeur transfer to and from the hotel
6 course tasting dinner menu for 2 with a bottle of champagne at The Royal Horseguards 1212 restaurant |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:22 pm |
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Hmmmm. I feel my ears burning. Ladies???? Are you secretly pining for the return of Jojobean to the VD thread? |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:58 pm |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:01 pm |
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
Fo'andles wrote: |
Cachuma,
Private chauffeur, pick up from your UK address, glass of Champagne to the airport |
Only glitch is, how do I get myself to the UK?
Since you've been such a good boy, here's a little something to keep your tummy full until we can have our dream date:
[CENTER]Hosted by Upload Eater> |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:14 pm |
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^^^ With all of those flights scheduled and drinks available, I suspect he's trying to joing the Mile-High club. (Be afraid,.....very afraid) |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:39 pm |
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@Juan: When and where? Here, now. Woo me!
@Razor: Hot!!!
jojobean wrote: |
Hmmmm. I feel my ears burning. Ladies???? Are you secretly pining for the return of Jojobean to the VD thread? |
Jojo!!! Valentine's day is just not the same without you. No secret about it - I pine for your return. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:51 pm |
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My sweet Dora you know just what to do to get me up [/double entendre].
I do not need sugar just dip your finger in the cup.
Let’s keep the coffee brewing..
You will need to be up all night for what we will be doing.
You have me filled with desire.
OMG I am literally on fire!
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:58 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Jojo!!! Valentine's day is just not the same without you. No secret about it - I pine for your return. |
Let the bidding start at $6,000,000.
Hopefully the VD thread just got better. (yes, I'm just that arrogant) |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:01 pm |
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It's the return of freaking and stinging!
I'm not sure what this bidding is you mention. I don't chase after men (I let them catch me) and I certainly don't pay for anything. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:13 pm |
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My dearest Ima,
Our table is waiting, and the Roederer Cristal is on ice. Afterwards, we will follow our hearts to discover even greater ecstasy.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:15 pm |
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I see. First bid is in from an anonymous bidder at $6,000,000. It was signed by a certain I Am A Baiter. Hmmmmmm. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:19 pm |
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^^^ Whoever that guy is, he sounds like he's a scam victim. Refer him over to ScamWarners. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:24 pm |
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And Ima, I certainly cannot offer the rich extravagance that the greedy Juan can. But I'll offer you this:
www.deepfield.at/images/gallery/img_moon_1024x768.jpg |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:34 pm |
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@Jojo: Are you wooing me? ♥ (You've never wooed me before!)
@Juan: Beautiful. I'm interested, please tell me more. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:48 pm |
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I was just throwing that out there. I mean, the moon and the stars certainly cannot compare to Juan's lavish gifts, purchased with his ill gotten money.
I am but a poor farm boy. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Posted:
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:00 pm |
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Dearest Ima, I would gladly tell you more but I fear that my loving comments would best be kept private. I will happily reveal my innermost thoughts as we hold hands while walking along the Seine as the sun sets, and our night of passion begins.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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