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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:25 pm |
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Patricia Wina is an orphan from Ivory Coast who wants to start a new life with her deceased Daddy's cash.
Markov Kane of C.D. Films is all too happy to offer his assistance.
A shortish 5 week bait, provided me with a few giggles...
http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/Markov_Kane_and_Patricia_Wina.pdf
Constructive comments welcome as always...  |
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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Rooted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 353
Location: Beyond the black stump
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Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:00 am |
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Nice baiting llamedos, I couldn't pick what made 'her' twig it was a bait.
Always good to leave 'em hanging at the end of a bait though... nicely done! |
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I thank you for your mail and wish to inform you that I mate with the lawyer this afternoon...
PAY YOUR BILL PAY YOUR BILL.OR STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. BARRISTER S ZUMA ESQ.
How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
... you are a joker a deciever and also a liar ...
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:19 pm |
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Had a good laugh over some of the movie titles - "Conan the Librarian"  Most of them I didn't recognize though.
"Thanks for you understanding, for English department" - Huh? This is a bank, not a university!
Good bait! |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:59 am |
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I'm not sure what tripped him either - perhaps it was just the general overall absurdity that caught up with him. I'd hoped the insults / faux outrage would bring him back - it sometimes does.
Film titles I spoofed (I'm sure which one's you got, so I list them all):
Conan the Librarian = Conan the Barbarian
Devil wears Primark = Devil wear Prada (Primark is a UK budget clothing chain)
Shaving Ryan's Privates = Saving Private Ryan
The Eagle has taken off (prequel to The Eagle has landed) 
Jim Blonde = James Bond! (sorry....)
Cubic Zirconia is long lasting = Diamonds are Forever
Rumbleball = Thunderball
Britannic = Titanic
African Princess = African Queen
Valley of the Ganglies = Valley of the Gwangi (1969 monster b-movie and one of my favourites!)
I have a raft of other spoof titles, but never had the chance (this time anyway!) to use them..
Glad you both enjoyed the bait |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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chickenlegs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jun 2012
Posts: 280
Location: On the 419 bus
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:58 am |
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Any special dietary requirements - 'chicken'.  |
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"If you are not replying I will decided commit suicide"
"you make me mad at the bank today, i just walk into the bank and all the security for the bank is against me"
"i have not tasted any meal since my arrival here in Durban,so not only me being stranded i have to be starve to compound my situation"
"Seriously did not plan to stay overnight.. I left my car parked in a wrong place in Benin and hope it doesnt get stolen before I get back..."
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 Benin - Lagos 230km (WIMP)
Johannesburg - Durban 1200km (WIMP)
Cotonou - Lagos 240km (WIMP) |
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BingoHirsch
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Feb 2013
Posts: 10
Location: European Alps
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:18 pm |
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“I'm very happy to read that you think you can "expose yourself in the film industry". Ladies that can do this often provide us film-makers with various openings that can be filled in a variety of interesting ways.
I will have a word with our creative director and see if he can't think of something that might suit you.”
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Although I have been reading here at 419Eater for years, the exquisite subtlety and hilarity of your above reply to Ms. Wina caused me to finally register as a member, in order to pay you my compliments.
Well done! And I look forward to your next baiting adventure. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:47 pm |
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<----- genuinely flattered.
Thanks for your taking the time to read, join and comment.
Welcome to Eater! |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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