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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:12 pm |
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It's true. They do.
They can find love by being totally clueless or just plain boring.
I'm both witty and intelligent, yet I can't seem to be able to get a date. At all. With anyone. -_- |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:53 am |
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Oh look, I'm svelte, slender, sleek, or possibly masculine, body building interested, well hung or always wet and willing.
The fantasy is always better than the reality
And after 3 wives, believe me, I prefer the fantasy
Lads lie, and so do we |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:06 am |
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I'm a nervous, airheaded widow of a certain age, yet have more lovestruck lads than I can handle. They'll come to live with me, send me their children, write me poems, and reams of pornographic doggerel, and unceremoniously dump their wives for me.
If I could bottle whatever makes me so irresistable I'd be rich. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
"I am okay but had a little fracture on our last operation." - Capt. Highliner |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:00 am |
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ScammedOut said:
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If I could bottle whatever makes me so irresistable I'd be rich.
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No need to. Just send 2,700 USD (United States Dollars) to your Lad via WU and you will be rich!
Kidding aside ( yeah right), I do have quite the love life as of late. Gotta love the Laddies. I mean Ladies....To tell the honest to 'Insert your favourite Deity here' truth I do believe that I have a Female Scammer on the hook. In all honesty, how would someone ( okay me) verify that? I'll probably never know but it does make the Sexy Chats a bit more palatable.
Methinks the thread has been hijacked and I do apologize as a good Canadian for such. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:47 pm |
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It is nice when we can make it up as we go. I am working on having 2 sisters marry me right now. |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:31 pm |
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^NV if by Sisters you mean Nuns then I bow to the master(insert emoticons here)!!! |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:34 pm |
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You'll find that being clueless really attracts a lad. He thinks it will be SO much easier in manipulating us into sending that money
I once had a lovely love triangle going on between me, a lad, Postman Pat and PC Plum
I eventually ran off with the skipper of the boat taking me from my remote island to the bank |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:29 am |
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My characters always have a better job and more money than I do. I love taking business calls from my lads on the train, I shout as loud as I can so everyone can hear about my risky free multi-million pound business deals . I just hope nobody is ever offended by my terribly fake and stereotypical Cockney accent |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:58 am |
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oscarpiles wrote: |
^NV if by Sisters you mean Nuns then I bow to the master(insert emoticons here)!!! |
Mrs. Jones and her sister are almost mine! Sister actually said yes to me in a mail yesterday. These 2 are on the same computer. They try to take my whole day chatting back and forth with them. |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:31 am |
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After several engagements to the Lads, I'm happy my love life is not quite that fantastic. I remember one who used to call me 30 times a day. His voice drove me crazy. Consequently, I had to send my character to a mental institution with no access to the telephone or Internet. Another lad was eager to show his private parts on the webcam. Although I let him do that, it was rather disgusting. Luckily enough, he was usually in a dark room when we chatted. Etc. Etc.
The reason why my characters find love so easily is, of course, that they are not witty and intelligent at all. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:15 pm |
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(I'm sorry I didn't see the replies to my thread before)
^ So in a nutshell what you're saying is, in order to find love I have to be dumb and speak poor English? |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:24 pm |
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Padfoot81 wrote: |
^ So in a nutshell what you're saying is, in order to find love I have to be dumb and speak poor English? |
BINGO! |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:43 am |
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A nice Rack doesn't hurt either.... |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:44 am |
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except on a guy |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:19 am |
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Does it help if I have a degree and live in a refugee camp? That might help me go for the whole 'damsel in distress' thing. |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:51 am |
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Padfoot81 wrote: |
Does it help if I have a degree and live in a refugee camp? That might help me go for the whole 'damsel in distress' thing. |
Oh dear. That wouldn't impress any of the wised up Eater ladies. Years of baiting have taught them all our little ruses and ploys to win them over. They're much too hard bitten and smart for that old routine.
Tell em' you have a cat (4 in fact) and rescue abandoned puppies for a living.
And have a fridge full of cheese.
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_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:56 am |
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But if I'm a woman, then that would make me sound creepy.
But if I'm a guy, that makes me sound noble and caring.
That's a heck of a double standard!
How about rescuing stray wombats? |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:28 am |
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I told one lad I rescued stray haggis.
"Sorry I coudn't get to WU office, been up all night with a sick haggis" |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:26 pm |
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I just hate it when my haggis is sick. last week my haggis puked and over the wombat I rescued. took hours to clean up the mess. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:01 pm |
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^ I love it! THAT is going to be my next excuse |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:07 pm |
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LOL |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:06 pm |
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My characters are 90% of the time female because lads seem to trust women more and they think they are easily to manipulate but then I can use this for all sorts of reasons to "spend their money" on many of the "necessities" as well as creating all sorts of delays. Such as being hit by a car on the way to WU or better yet having my purse stolen before I make it to WU or better yet if the lad needs a good slapping spend "his" money on drinks, a night out on the town, parties in celebrities homes, etc. The sky is the limit! |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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