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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:01 am |
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I was concentrating on a different bait when this other guy Davis Smith comes along. I didn't save the original, but you know the drill - trunk boxes full of money, blah blah blah. I guess I replied and he answered, then I forgot all about him. But no, he had to keep going...
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Dear John Deere,
Good day to you, and how is your family?please this to let you know that
i am still waiting for your mail.
Thanks
Davis Smith |
Since I had already abandoned him and deleted his previous mails, I had to play dumb. Aha, that will be my theme...
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I am fine. Who are you again?
My entire inbox has been deleted. If you have sent a message in
the past 2 days, please resend as I probably did not see it.
John Deere |
Is this an acceptable excuse? Sure, why not?
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Dear John Deere
Thanks for your mail After going through your explanations Infact, there is no more time to waste, i will now give you the full contact information of the security company, get in touch to them as soon as you get this mail and ask them the best way to carry out this transaction sir.There is one important thing i must confide in you,please do not tell the security company that the consignment my late father deposited in their custody contains money as my late father Chief Paul Deen Smith informed them it was family valuables and treasuries, it is for safety reasons,just tell them you have come to assist me and my sister as our family foreign partner to help claim out the consignment, and we shall take it from there please:
TRANSGLOBAL SECURITIES AND FINANCE COMPANY.
ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE.
TELEPHONE:0022507721012.
FAX:0022522420904.
E-MAIL:[email protected]
CONTACT PERSON: Col.ALFRED MOMOH (rtd).
DIRECTOR OF OPERATION.
When you have talked with the sercurity company, get back to me so that
i will know the next thing to do because i will go and submit your name to
them so that they will be expecting your contacting them..
Thank you and remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Davis Smith. |
OK, I'll contact the security company. Must remember to keep all my responses short, sweet, and dumb.
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Dear TRANSGLOBAL SECURITIES AND FINANCE COMPANY.
ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE.
TELEPHONE:0022507721012.
FAX:0022522420904.
E-MAIL:[email protected]
CONTACT PERSON: Col.ALFRED MOMOH (rtd).
DIRECTOR OF OPERATION.
What is the best way to carry out this transaction?
I have come to assist him and his sister.
John Deere |
Hey, I forgot to mention this transaction is for Davis Smith. Oh no, the security company will be confused! Or maybe not.
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Attn: John Deere,
Dear Sir,
We are in receipt of your mail and in line with our discussion with your
local partner in the person of Davis Smith, in regards with our working
procuedure, we will advise for you see below our official requirements prior to our releasing the consignment to your humble self as the new beneficiary.
1) You should forward to us the BOND AGREEMENT AND DEPOSIT CERIFICATES, which we issued to the first depositor in the name of PAUL DEEN SMITH your late business associate.
2)You should send us immediately a photo copy of your international Passport or in the alternative driving licence via attachment for proper identification.
3)Our Company Attorneys will obtain a dully sworn affidavit of trust and claims from the high court here in Ivory Coast on your good behalf before we can now issue you the original deposit certificate bearing your own name as John Deere
As soon as we receive the required documents, we shall dully notify you of the date and destination of the delivery of your consignment to you or if you will prefer to come down here and take delivery of your consignment as you are now the bonafide beneficiary.
You are strongly advised to act accordingly.
Yours faithfully,
Col.Alfred Momoh (rtd).
Director Of Operations. |
Still on script. I guess I need to get even dumber. Time for typos and misspellings and really dumb statements.
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Mr Col,
OK, luckily I have a paassport. It is expired, is that a probvlem? Anyhow, I am attaching it now. Please be sure to stya in contact with Mr Dean Smith, who is the owner of several pices of furniiture, i believe they are trunks of some sort.
John Deere |
OK, now answer back to Davis.
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OK, I did what you asked, tho Im not sure what exactly we're doing.
JD |
Ah, the recap of what we're doing...
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Dear John Deere,
Good day to you thatnks for your message i have noted it, and i beleive that you must have contacted them as youi have made me to you know. Actually i am suprised to hear from you saying that you did not exactly know what we are doing, based on this i will bring to your memory to my first proposal message to you, you can go through it formaly so that you will get moer details oncerning this project, but that nothwithstanding i will give you more explaination also for your more understanding.
NOw that you have open up communication with the security company for the purpose of delivering the two trunk boxes deposited by my Late father ( Chief Paul Dean Smith ). Note that the security company responding to you at anytime so please for constant communication between you and the security company i will want you to forward to me your full name, address, Phone and Fax numbers so that i will also forward them to the security company for official documentaion and recognition of your person since they will be communicating directly to you as the beneficiary.
I will be waiting to receive your mail with the needed informations.
You can aqually give me a call: + 22507436188.
WIth best reggards to your family.
Davis Smith. |
Hey, wasn't Dean Smith the coach at North Carolina?
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Mr Davis,
Just so you know, I am not related to this fellow Dean Smith, although I did follow his career. I am attaching you an image of all the things you aske for. Out of curisosity, what exactl y is in those trunks?
John Deere |
Meanwhile, the Colonel writes back. Hmm, I guess he actually tried to look at my DLL passport. At least he doesn't care that it's expired...
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Attn: John Deere,
Sir,
With due respect, this office is acknowledging the receipt of your mail, we
will bring to your notice that is has been our honour to render our cooperative services to our desired costumers a which you are one.
Furthermore you are advised send to this office your full name, contact
address, phone/Fax numbers for proper communication, In regards to attached file of the copy of your International passport, you are required to resend it cause the one you sent could not be downloaded and note that the Validity does not matters what we need is to make recognition of the true person we are dealing with in other not to release the two trunk boxes in our custody to a wrong person.
Again in accordance with our working ethics we will want to also send down via attachment the DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE and BOND AGREEMENT documents which was issued to the initial depositor (Chief Paul Dean Smith) the father to your local partner ( Davis Smith) as these will also make us to serve you more better.
As long as we have received the required information and the documents we will commence on the releasing procedure of effecting the Ownership Change of the deposited two trunk boxes to your own very name thus making an official recognition of your person as the consignee.
We remain.
Col.Alfred Momoh (rtd).
Director of operations. |
I reply, but oops, I forgot to attach anything this time...
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Dear Col,
I hope I am doing what your asked for. Her is myinformaotinos. |
Meanwhile, Davis gets back to me and sends several jpegs.
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Dear John Deere,
Good day to you, hope you are in good health? i have received your message and the content are well noted. in regards to your message i will bring to your understanding that i am making it more sound to you that the two trunk boxes contains money inside which is $38 MILLION, and each of the boxes contains $19.M only. I am sending you via attachment the picture of one of the boxes which my Late father took on them before he made the deposit of them with the security company, and secretly i am adivising you that on no account should you let the security company to know or to see this picture, this because my Late father did not disclose the content of the trunk boxes as containing money which is for the security of the money not be tampered by any person.
I am as well sending you via attachment documents that covers the deposited two trunk boxes as they were given to my Late father by the security company when made the deposit was made, so please do view them for your perusal and to maintain the confidentiality of them until this transaction is over.
If you need more information from me, do not hesitate to let me know so that there will not be any laxity on the course of the transaction.
With best regards your family.
Davis Smith. |
He attaches a "certificate of deposit", "depository bond agreement", and a picture of cash in a trunk. Wow, seeing all that money gives me an idea on how to help him.
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Dear mister davis,,
You should just open the trunks and keep it all for your self. I think there
may be mone y inside the trunsk. |
The Colonel is unhappy with the lack of my passport and form-filling...
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Attn: John Deere,
This is to inform you that none of your information has been received in
regards to lifting the deposited two trunk boxes to your destination. we are informing you this last time that if you have not foward all the required informations we will not commence further on devlivering the trunk boxes to you because we will not want be hold liable for any mistake on delivering the consignments to a wrong party.
Once again, you required to foward the followings for us to serve you more better:
1) your full name.
2) Your contact address.
3) Telephone and Fax numbers.
4) A photo copy of your International passport or National driving license.
5)The initial issued two documents to the original depositor( Chief Paul Dean Smith.)
Be informed that as soon as we received the followings we commence on the procedures of lifting the consignments to your destination and be rest assured that we will serve you better to strenghten our good relationship with you.
Your urgent attention is needed.
We remain.
Col. Alfred Momoh (rtd).
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Simple instructions. Oh, but I am perhaps simple minded. I resend the DLL "passport" along with this:
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1) John Deere, but shouldnt you alreadyr know this?
2) 17104 - 118 AVE
EDMONTON AB T5S 2L7
Canada
7804522790
3) (309) 765-8000
4) OK
5) OK |
Davis didn't answer me. His punishment will be to resend his crap again.
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Please resend whateve you sent, I cannto read it!!!
JD |
He sends all the same pics again.
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Dear John Deere.
I received your message, if you have not received the documents that i sent to you please tane of it, i am resending again for you have them for your perusal. THe two documentys are, the certificate of the deposited two trunk boxes and the agreement bond reached with the security company and my Late father. Do let know if you receive them, and please my dear brother, i will want you to understand tht i need your maximium co-operation towards the quick conlussion of this project so that we will look ahead for our ruture investment.
I will want correct an impression regarding your question on how could i not claim the trunk boxes by very self,baesd on this i will advise you to go through the document of the bond agreement reached between my Late father and the security company, in it there is cluase which prvents me from making the clain on my own self. more, the agreement stated that in incase of death of my father, only I and my partner has the authority to ask for the claim of the trunk boxes from the security company, and i have every right choose whom by partner should
be, which i am choosing you now as partner. I believe that you are making an understanding of this, so that you will know for yourself why i need for your partnership and assistance to claim this two trunk boxes from the security company.
I await to hear from you soon for more update as you communcates with the security company.
Wishing you best regads.
Davis Smith. |
Man, his spelling is horrible. I wonder if I can outdo him?
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Thank you for the very nice docuametns, I will try to read thme thouroguly |
Apparently we are back on script...
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Dear John Deere,
Thank you for your message, as you have said, do go through very well and open up formal communication with the security company so that they will hasten up in releasing the two trunk boxes to you.
One important thing i will want you to understanding rightnow is that i
have taken you in confidence as a brother towards the achieving the desired success of this transaction and i will demand your trust and honesty till the end of the transaction so that there will not be delay to hinder it.
I will be waiting to hear from you an update as you communicate with the
security company.
Wishing best regards.
Davis Smith. |
Maybe I can slow him down with some stupid questions...
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OK, how do I get aholt of the security company? Also, what exactly is in those trunk boxes? Are they heavy? Am I supposed to pick them up? As a brother, why don't you just open the boxes yourself, that's what I would do.
I hope you don't mind me axking questions, but I just want to be sure about this.
JOhn Deere
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Hmm, apparently these questions were not dumb at all! Also, he attaches the same money picture to the following email...
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Dear John Deere,
Thank you for your message, i am happy for your intelligent question, it proves of your capability towards the achieving the good success of this transaction without any laxity. now i will want to take note of the coloured text answers to your questions bellow:
OK, how do I get aholt of the security company?
ANS: I have given you all the contact information of the security company in other to open up communication with for the purpose of releasing the two trunk boxes to you, and as soon as you are in communication with you are free to ask any question you will
want to know from them.
Also, what exactly is in those trunk boxes?
ANS: I am sure that i have explained to you the content of the trunk boxes, and each of the boxes contains the sum of $19 Million ( Nineteen Million United States Dollars ) on each of trunk box, which means the total money on the two boxes is $38 MILLION. For your perusal, i am sending to you via attachment picture of one of the boxes which my Late father snap on them before he made the deposit and please do not let the security company to about picture or to know that trunk boxes contains money inside.
Are they heavy?
ANS: Yes, they ought to be heavy but i can explain the actual metric unit of any of the boxes .
Am I supposed to pick them up?
ANS: The security company will discuss that with you, and to let you know how they will deliver the two boxes to you, as soon as they commence on the delivering process.
As a brother, why don't you just open the boxes yourself, ?
ANS: Again, i advise you to go through the document of the bond agreement reached between my Late father and the security company, which there is a CLAUSE in it that prevents me from making the claim of the trunk boxes on my very self , the agreement stated that in any case of DEATH of my father, only the person that i am to introduce to the security company as my late father's business partner shall apply for the
release of the trunk boxes as still in accordance with the agree mental statues of my Late father and the security company, this is basically the reason i have come to you for your partnership and maximum assistance to make claim of the two trunk boxes and move them to your destination so that i and younger sister will come over to your country to meet with you which you advise on the lucrative business section we will invest some part of the money, why my younger sister w ill continue her education.
I hope you don't mind me axking questions, but I just want to be sure about this.
ANS:I am not annoyed for your questions, it make me to have more confidence and your capability to handle this project very well, so that there will not be any mistake along the line.
I believe that you will make the good understanding to my explanations, and if there is any other thing you will to know do not hesitate to reach me so that i will explain more better.
I await for your message and please i will want you open up communication with the security company so that we will conclude this project in a short time period.
Wishing you best of the weekend.
Davis Smith. |
Amazing. Time to dumb it down some more. How about a road trip?!
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Mr Smith,
Sorry to be a trubble, but I still have problems. I
accidentlayly deleted all my emial in "inbox", so I
don;t have any contact informaton. Please tell me how
to contact the securtity company.
Also, I did not see any pictures of the trunk boxes!
Coodent I just drive on down and put them in my truck?
As long as thare was someone thear to help me lift them.
I am very sorry to here about your father.
John Deere |
No problem, he sends me the money picture again!
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Dear John Deere,
Good day and happy new week, i recieved your message and have noted the content, please i will advise that you do take of your mails when next you are to delete your messages, as you have requested i am again resending the contact information of the security company for you to go ahead and contact them, bellow are the information:
Name: TRANSGLOBAL SECURITIES AND FINANCE COMPANY.
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
Phone: 0022507721012
Fax: 0022522420904
E-mail:[email protected]
Contact person : Col. Alfred Momoh (rtd).
Director of operations.
Also note that the attached file is the picture of one of the trunk boxes,
again i am resending it to you for your perusal, do confirm if you receive it.
You made mention of driving down here in other to put the trunk boxes to your truck, actually i did not make any understanding out that, i will appreciate it most if you can be able to come down here so that you will visit the security company and make all the legal signings by yourself and open up an account with an International bank here and transfer the total money to your account in your country which after that i and my younger sister will travel togather with you to your country for the purpose of the investment while my younger sister will continue her education.
I await to hear from you for an update as you go along with the security company.
With best regards.
Davis Smith. |
The Colonel is back, whining about my passport and such...
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Attn: Mr John Deere.
Sir,
We have acknowledged the receipt of part of the information required from you in other to make the release of the two trunk boxes in our custody to you.
Still the attached file of your Int�l passport copy could not be downloaded,
we are advising you to send it together with the other two documents of DEPOSIT and BOND AGREEMENT CERTIFICATES issued to the initial Depositor to the said trunk boxes through the office Fax line: 0022522420904.
We still have to remind you that this office will not be able to do anything
further, until all the required informations are received from you completely.
Yours in service.
Col. Alfred Momoh (rtd). |
What, I am so confused. Did someone steal my passport?!
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How did you get aholt of my passport?
Also, you should know that those trunk boxes belong to Davis Smith, and he needs them very badly, so please send them to him right away.
John Deere |
Time to update Davis Smith...
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OK, I emailed Mr Homoh, I will let you know waht he
says.
John Deere |
Uh-oh, they twigged. I try one more email to the Colonel...
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Dear Col Afred Momo,
I was reefered to your travel company by a friend. I
am hoping you can send a coupole of trunk boxes to my
fiend Davis Smith. They are very heavy. He lives in
the dessert in a country called Abijdan, do you know
where that is? Please let me know if I can help.
John Deere
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Nothing back from those two clowns. It's over. Oh well, I had more fun than I expected... |
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spiny norman
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 124
Location: 6 hours behind GMT
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Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:38 pm |
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Great stuff George!
Are you sure it's really over? Write em back and tell them you just won the lottery. Now that you have some cash, you'd like to drive down in your truck for a visit. |
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