my characters have better love lives than i do

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:12 pm

It's true. They do.

They can find love by being totally clueless or just plain boring.

I'm both witty and intelligent, yet I can't seem to be able to get a date. At all. With anyone. -_-

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:53 am

Oh look, I'm svelte, slender, sleek, or possibly masculine, body building interested, well hung or always wet and willing.

The fantasy is always better than the reality

And after 3 wives, believe me, I prefer the fantasy Very Happy

Lads lie, and so do we Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I'm a nervous, airheaded widow of a certain age, yet have more lovestruck lads than I can handle. They'll come to live with me, send me their children, write me poems, and reams of pornographic doggerel, and unceremoniously dump their wives for me.

If I could bottle whatever makes me so irresistable I'd be rich.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:00 am

ScammedOut said:

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If I could bottle whatever makes me so irresistable I'd be rich.

No need to. Just send 2,700 USD (United States Dollars) to your Lad via WU and you will be rich!

Kidding aside ( yeah right), I do have quite the love life as of late. Gotta love the Laddies. I mean Ladies....To tell the honest to 'Insert your favourite Deity here' truth I do believe that I have a Female Scammer on the hook. In all honesty, how would someone ( okay me) verify that? I'll probably never know but it does make the Sexy Chats a bit more palatable.

Methinks the thread has been hijacked and I do apologize as a good Canadian for such.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

It is nice when we can make it up as we go. I am working on having 2 sisters marry me right now.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:31 pm

^NV if by Sisters you mean Nuns then I bow to the master(insert emoticons here)!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

You'll find that being clueless really attracts a lad. He thinks it will be SO much easier in manipulating us into sending that money

I once had a lovely love triangle going on between me, a lad, Postman Pat and PC Plum
I eventually ran off with the skipper of the boat taking me from my remote island to the bank

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

My characters always have a better job and more money than I do. I love taking business calls from my lads on the train, I shout as loud as I can so everyone can hear about my risky free multi-million pound business deals Wink

. I just hope nobody is ever offended by my terribly fake and stereotypical Cockney accent Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

oscarpiles wrote:

^NV if by Sisters you mean Nuns then I bow to the master(insert emoticons here)!!!

Mrs. Jones and her sister are almost mine! Sister actually said yes to me in a mail yesterday. These 2 are on the same computer. They try to take my whole day chatting back and forth with them.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:31 am

After several engagements to the Lads, I'm happy my love life is not quite that fantastic. I remember one who used to call me 30 times a day. His voice drove me crazy. Consequently, I had to send my character to a mental institution with no access to the telephone or Internet. Another lad was eager to show his private parts on the webcam. Although I let him do that, it was rather disgusting. Luckily enough, he was usually in a dark room when we chatted. Etc. Etc.

The reason why my characters find love so easily is, of course, that they are not witty and intelligent at all.

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:15 pm

(I'm sorry I didn't see the replies to my thread before)

^ So in a nutshell what you're saying is, in order to find love I have to be dumb and speak poor English?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:24 pm

Padfoot81 wrote:

^ So in a nutshell what you're saying is, in order to find love I have to be dumb and speak poor English?

BINGO!

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:43 am

A nice Rack doesn't hurt either....

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:44 am

except on a guy Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:19 am

Does it help if I have a degree and live in a refugee camp? That might help me go for the whole 'damsel in distress' thing.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:51 am

Padfoot81 wrote:

Does it help if I have a degree and live in a refugee camp? That might help me go for the whole 'damsel in distress' thing.

Oh dear. That wouldn't impress any of the wised up Eater ladies. Years of baiting have taught them all our little ruses and ploys to win them over. They're much too hard bitten and smart for that old routine. Laughing

Tell em' you have a cat (4 in fact) and rescue abandoned puppies for a living.

And have a fridge full of cheese.

Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:56 am

But if I'm a woman, then that would make me sound creepy.

But if I'm a guy, that makes me sound noble and caring.

That's a heck of a double standard!

How about rescuing stray wombats?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I told one lad I rescued stray haggis.

"Sorry I coudn't get to WU office, been up all night with a sick haggis" Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:26 pm

I just hate it when my haggis is sick. last week my haggis puked and over the wombat I rescued. puke

took hours to clean up the mess.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^ I love it! THAT is going to be my next excuse Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:07 pm

LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:06 pm

My characters are 90% of the time female because lads seem to trust women more and they think they are easily to manipulate but then I can use this for all sorts of reasons to "spend their money" on many of the "necessities" as well as creating all sorts of delays. Such as being hit by a car on the way to WU or better yet having my purse stolen before I make it to WU or better yet if the lad needs a good slapping spend "his" money on drinks, a night out on the town, parties in celebrities homes, etc. The sky is the limit! Laughing

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