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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:25 pm

Not for long...

Here is the pic from the starter kit sent by a Lad to fool Captain Mal.

Here is the passport pic from the starter kit sent by a Lad to fool Captain Mal.

Now... here is the trophy pic forced from the Lad by Captain Mal who then had a chat with the Lad who had sent the pix from the starter kit.

(It was 3.6 meg originally... and he sent it four times)

Here is the chat twixt Mal and Lad who tries the trick of telling the mark that the face in the pic is the same as the pic from the starter kit.

Quote:

Lad: hello sir
Lad: i sent pic and my passport to you now
Mal: I thought you never wanted to hear from me again.
Lad: check your email and call me
Lad: i printed the passport large
Mal: Nope, nothing from you.
Lad: check your email, i just sent it to you now
Mal: Still nothing.
Lad: i have done it and i am sending it again to you
Mal: Um... you might want to make sure you're sending it to the right address.
Lad: is this not the is : [snip]
Mal: So where the hell are your messages?
Lad: i have sent it the second time
Mal: It hasn't arrived the first time.
Lad: have you seen it now
Mal: No.
Lad: i have sent it the 3rd
Mal: I just received the first.
Lad: oh ok
Lad: now my mind is calm now
Mal: Not so fast, sport. That ain't you in the passport pic, or in the picture with the money chests.
Lad: why are you saying that#]
Mal: The shape of the face is quite different.
Lad: i have been in the boarder for three months
Lad: no good food to eat
Lad: how do expect me to get fat
Mal: Nice try, Bubba-Louie.
Lad: sleeping outside
Lad: how do you expect me to get fat after alot of malaria
Mal: Putting on or losing weight wouldn't do that. And since when does sleeping
Lad: 3months outside the street looking for a partner
Mal: Did you get punched in the nose a lot?
Lad: i sent you an email telling that a custom officer slapped me, check you email, i will never lie with what is important to my life
Lad: because that is all i have left
Mal: A slap wouldn't squash your nose flat, and sleeping outside won't smooth out the grooves in your face, and losing weight doesn't make your skin paler.
Lad: sir, i wish youn where in my shoes, do you know the kind of isualtion i recieve in the street
Mal: And I'm not going to ask how you made your neck visibly longer.
Lad: do you think i am happy the way i am
Lad: hungry
Lad: to eat is by the grace of God
Mal: Well, I would show some guts and initiative, and not tell lies, and not grovel, and not wallow in self-pity.
Lad: this is what my late father left for me and i can not be joking with it,
Lad: it has to do with my life and my education
Mal: The guy in the money shot is not you.
Lad: Mr malcolm i would not lie to what is important to my life
Mal: You would lie if it got you money.
Lad: i will never lie to you i swear with my life
Mal: You claim the face in the passport is yours. That's a lie.
Lad: that face is mine
Mal: No way, Bubba-Louie.
Lad: why no way
Lad: that is why i saidits should be better you come down here to see things yourself
Mal: Because the faces are completely different.
Lad: never
Mal: Trust me, I had to compare faces with IDs over and over again in Iraq. I got pretty good at it. I had to. And I know when the faces don't match.
Lad: that is my face
Mal: On the passport? In the money shot? Don't try to bluff me, Bubba-Louie.
Lad: that is me
Lad: trust me
Lad: idecided to do it because you requested for it
Mal: I can't trust someone who just demands I reject reality and substitute his.
Lad: i am not supposed to do that
Lad: just telling you the truth
Mal: I know you're not supposed to bullshit people.
Lad: i am not a bulshit so i wont give any one bulshit
Mal: Except for me, apparently. But you know I'm not that gullible.
Lad: please i dont understand what you mean
Mal: You won't lie to anyone, even thought you lied to me. Try and make sense of that; I can't.
Lad: i dont know why you fail to understand and to give me the benefit of doubt
Mal: How can I give the benefit of the doubt to a blatant liar?
Lad: sorry i am not
Mal: The evidence is all there.
Lad: no
Lad: that is me
Mal: That's not possible.
Mal: Not in a million years.
Lad: that is true
Lad: that is what you think
Mal: Exactly, and that's all that matters.
Lad: honestly that is me
Mal: Honestly, that is not even remotely possible.
Lad: its posible
Mal: Don't you get it? CAN'T you get it?
Lad: try your best to give e the benefit of doubt
Mal: Doubt, yes. Benefit, no way.
Lad: ok

(Edited to remove email address)

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:45 pm

^^^ He He He, Busted!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:15 pm

The excuses he makes up regarding the passport pic ... boy oh boy Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:42 pm

I can't help but notice that his passport has expired, time for him to get a new one. I'm sure he can chop it again to get a new expiry date.

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:11 pm

They issue passports on A4 sheets of paper now?

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:04 am

Dr Mike wrote:

I can't help but notice that his passport has expired, time for him to get a new one.

Right. The usual validity period of seven years and 19 days has passed.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:17 am

The Lad turned up yesterday for more chat torture.

Quote:

Lad: hello sir, why are you so difficult to understand that they are somethings you don't joke with
Lad: why not take the risk and help me, to see if i will not make it up to you
Lad: please in the name of God help me, if you don't help me i will kill myself and my blood will be on you. i am the owner of those boxes and no one else the boxes belongs to me
Lad: <ding>
Mal: If you kill yourself I'd be very surprised.
Lad: please i hate lying for what is serious to me and to my life
Mal: So don't tell lies.
Lad: i am not lying to you
Lad: this boxes was owned by my father
Mal: Of course you're lying.
Lad: in the name of God i can not lie to you
Mal: But you did.
Lad: how did i lie to you
Lad: the boxes is mine
Lad: i swear with my life
Lad: please in the name of God, i only need money to clear the boxes and after that everything will be fine
Mal: That passport and that photo. You are not him.
Lad: i am the one i swear
Lad: try to see the truth
Lad: i can never lie to you since you are willing to help me
Mal: You are not the man. No amount of swearing can change reality.
Lad: sir put yourself in my shoe of staying outside the street for more than 4months and see if you will remain the same
Mal: That would not make your skin paler and smoother.
Lad: not in this africa
Lad: expect for you white
Lad: when did you sweat last in your country
Lad: ?
Mal: Oh, so you're a racist piece of slime?
Lad: i can't i am only been so realistic
Mal: I sweated buckets in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, the Philippines, Somalia, Japan... and now Australia.
Lad: lol
Mal: What the hell are you laughing about, jerkwad?
Lad: you made me too
Mal: While you were at your mother's tit I was fighting for my country! What were you doing when you were eighteen? I was in a Middle Eastern Summer in full battle kit and CBRNE gear. That makes a man sweat.
Lad: go to finland and sweat
Lad: most of the whilte in africa come to africa because of the sun and investment
Mal: Your point being?
Lad: so don't think where you come from is the same with Africa
Mal: People come to Australia because of sun, sand, beaches, national parks, and so on.
Mal: How is Africa going to make you look younger through starvation?
Lad: if my father was still alive i don't think that i can't beg for anything
Mal: You look pretty healthy for someone who's starving. In fact you look a lot better off than the one in the original photo, whoever the hell he is.
Lad: why are you saying all those things, i am the real person in the passport
Lad: lets do it this way
Mal: You are not the person in the passport or in the original photo.
Lad: i am the one
Lad: why not look for a representative and send him down to Ghana and see things for himself
Mal: That would waste his time and mine.
Lad: no sir
Lad: the boxes belongs to me and no one else
Mal: There are no boxes, hnless you mean the ones in the first photo, but that's not you. So you don't have them.
Lad: if he come down and see this boxes in the customs custudy, he will pay the clearance and the two of us will proceed to an hotel
Lad: that is me, i am serious
Lad: and move the money together to you
Mal: It's not you, and I'm serious, and I don't care what you do in that hotel with that guy.
Lad: your representative
Lad: please
Lad: Do you really know name of God?
Mal: I don't have a representative in Ghana. Why the hell would I?
Mal: And FYI I'm an atheist.
Lad: i mean send your representative to Ghana
Lad: from your country to ghana
Lad: the boxes belongs to me
Mal: You expect me to snap my fingers and call someone over and say, "I say, my good man, do go over to that gorram crap-hole Ghana and waste your time looking over that dickwad Kelvin Kerkula. You'll get nowhere but you will earn some frequent flier points". Grow a brain!
Lad: why are you insulting me and calling me all sort of names
Mal: Because you are a pathetic liar and need to grow up and get an honest job.
Lad: i will never let you down, bulid trust and give me only one chance
Lad: i can never be a liar
Lad: stop calling me a liar
Mal: As long as you tell me that you are the same man as in the passport and the original photo, I will call you a liar.
Lad: if you don't believe, don't insult others because you don't understand when the truth is coming out of my mouth
Lad: learn to believe someone, i hate lies
Lad: please those boxes i mine and i am the one in the photo
Mal: If you hate lies, you must really hate yourself. You just told another one.
Lad: i know what i have and my cash is spendable and if you want to help me or consider me that one good turn deserved another
Mal: What good turn have you done for me? Your lies to me have earned my contempt.
Lad: i deserve your good and you good deserve another
Mal: Why do you think you deserve good from me?
Lad: just help me clear my boxes and i will make it up to you be doing all what i have said
Mal: But I have no reason to do that.
Lad: let look at the law of gravity, what goes around, comes around
Lad: the hands that giveth, also recieveth
Lad: try to understand the law of nature
Mal: Gravity doesn't have anything to do with this.
Mal: Bible babble doesn't have anything to do with this either.
Lad: we are human beings
Mal: And the law of nature is Survival of the Fittest.
Lad: it has everything to do with what we are saying
Mal: What does? Gravity or Bible babble?
Lad: gravity is trying to let you understand if i do bad to you, someone will do the same
Lad: to me
Mal: Are you on drugs?
Lad: no sir
Lad: i don't smoke or drink
Mal: So what's your excuse for sounding so utterly deranged?
Lad: please help me and leave the rest thing for God to finish up
Lad: please
Lad: Mr malcolm, the boxes is all i have left
Lad: i can't affoard to loose them

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:15 pm

Perhaps gravity made his head change shape.

He actually looks healthier now for having malaria and living on the street. He should keep it up.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:23 pm

Ironic that he doesn't understand that "what goes around, comes around" is the reason he's being baited in the first place.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:11 pm

Quote:

Lad: i know what i have and my cash is spendable and if you want to help me or consider me that one good turn deserved another

Is this a common expression? Kelvin used the same one in his hells safari.

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:34 pm

Yes very common. Not sure why. There was a debate some time ago on this forum if lads had ever come across 'non-spendable' dollars.

Also common are suicidal lads

Quote:

please in the name of God help me, if you don't help me i will kill myself

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

I particular enjoyed this crack induced drivel

Quote:

gravity is trying to let you understand if i do bad to you, someone will do the same

Gravity?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Not one, but TWO metallic trunk boxes packed with cash. Damn that's one butt-ugly mugu.

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