WU trip #27...Chuks, get your running shoes on

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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:35 am

[url=http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwB*AyQWNjBmrxdGtSypcLndeeuiNzN2Dl*QHSDfAzM0W6Ut29KDGitv4BlseWTHxEDxnw*umb9BSQaupLvPYBSbiLyNyenp0aw7xs2FT0A/picture-sm.jpg?dc=4675493882842860522]This guy[/url] is a leftover from the mass bait a while back. He keeps insisting I string him along. This is just the type of thing that makes scam baiting so fun. One on one screwing around with a dude. Get him over to WU with 9 numbers...simple fun.

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: The control number is not complete
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Thank you very much for your mail and the control number, but the
control number is not complete, It is surpose to be ten in numbers but you send only nine in number and the western union money transfer office here said that the control number is ten so try and send the full payment slip to me so that i can take the complete control number from their or you can send the ten digit control number to me now to enable donald kester pick up the money here today.

And I will get back to you as soon as donald kester pick up the money here
ok.

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:01 pm

Agree. In every massbait there pops up one moron who is just too dumb to not be baited. I cannot resist these guys, they're just too much fun.

Quote:

I AM VER HAPPY TO SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS BUSINESS AND I WILL DO WHAT YOU SAY OK

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOONEST WITH MY PICTURE OK.

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:57 pm

See! If this doesn't at least make you chuckle a little, you are a hard hard person...

Quote:

To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: I am not happy with you any more.
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

I am not happy with the way you are treating me and the children in
respect of this money as I have gone to the western union money office again here and they told me that you did not send any money to donald kester and the control number is not correct, infact I am highly disappointed that some body like you will lie to me that you send money but you did not send the money why?

If you really want to send the money, then send the money to donald
kester as the receiver's name, then put the text question what for and answer will be good luck and make sure that the control number is correct and the $850 will be ready for pick up by donald kester here immediately than the western union will tell me that there is no match found why, check it out from
the western union their and get back to me now.

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

Such little effort on my part for a nice little chuckle. I told him I left the 0 off the front of the WU number. Naturally, now, I'll have transposed 2 numbers...I am sooo sorry. This whole bait has taken up a total of like 90 seconds of my time. The ratio of my time vs. his is pretty good!

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:05 pm

As a man of the cloth, I feel it's your spiritual duty to point out to him that God is in the details.

M xxx

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:37 pm

Let's see just how long you can string this one out for. You might even get the "highest number of trips to the WU office by one mugu" prize!

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 1008

After a few trips explain your mistake to him (sending it to Niger, not Nigeria) and ask him to go again Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:54 pm

Hooray! He's really pissed now. This marks his 7th or 8th trip to western union. And he'll still go back! What a maroon!

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: It did not work out, donald did not get the money here.
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 14:12:17 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

Infact I was disgraced with donald kester in western union money
transfer office, infact if not the lawyer, we should have been in probelm today because Donald kester feel out the form to claim out the money and after the checked it in computer, they said that there is no money that you did not send any money why? why did you lie to me in the first place? I don't even believe you any more because I was embrassed today so you have to call the western union office over their and ask them to release the money to Lagos-Nigeria and send the scan payment slip to me so that I willuse the receipt of the payment to go western union office here with donald kester and make sure
that you put the etxt question and answer What for and good luck ok
with this, donald kester will pick up the money here without any problem so please check ti out from your side because the western union said that there is no money so which means that you have not send any money, infact I am confused.

God bless you.

Regards.

James and also Give me the sender's Name and address very important.

Naturally, I'll send him the 'scan' of the WU receipt. Maybe he'll actually get arrested this time! Woo!

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:43 pm

All this and he is still going back for me, wow this guy must really think he is going to get a payday soon. String him out until he can't take it anymore, then send him back one more time, haha

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:08 pm

Quote:

infact I am confused.

This may very well be the understatement of the year. Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:09 am

Sheesh what a neanderfuck this guy is. I sent him a nice fat fake scan of a receipt from WU...I thought for *sure* he'd twig this time.

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: The money is not here.
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Infact I have gone to the western union money transfer agent office
here this morning with donald kester and they did not see the transaction in the computer after they checked the money in the system with all the
informations in the receipt and there is no money.

Secondly, the person that send the money, are you sure that he send it
as you told him because the sender's name is different but all the
informations is
the same as I gave to you but the money did not come to Nigeria here so
try and call the western union money transfer office in your place and ask
them why donald kester did not receive the money in Lagos-Nigeria so that they put the informations in order and you will let me know so that donald kester can pick up the money as well.

God bless you.

Regards.

James

Now I'll tell him that the money *IS* there. Go back and demand it. I'm up to about 3 minutes in work now for 8 trips to WU. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:29 am

What you could do is to tell him that you don't trust WU anymore, and that you've switched to MoneyGram. Tell him that you've heard of WU employees giving out info to blokes like the infamous UB, or stealing the money themselves. Make him suspect WU. Try and find out where in the city he lives, and find an MG branch across town, or in the next one, to send him to. MG has to be picked up at the nominated branch, unlike WU. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:10 pm

Switching companies is always a good idea if they'll keep listening. But in this case, this idiot is left over from the Mass bait - which *started* with a Money Gram transfer that for some reason would not go thru Very Happy

So maybe switch back to MG? haha

But that's work! So this time I just insisted he return to a different WU as they must be trying to steal his money.

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: The money is not here.
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

I spoke with Baron McFlibbish. He insists that he sent
the money! There must be some mistake. Go back to a
different Western Union and ask them. Perhaps the
officers at that first one were trying to steal your
money!
Did you tell them it was for an orphanage? I do not
know what the issue is. But if you cannot get the
money tomorrow, I will cancel it and send it again.
Ok? Try one more time at another Western Union office.
Blessings!

Well he did try, 3 more times! Rolling Eyes

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Pls Resend the money today ok.
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Please I want you to cancel the transaction and tell Mr baron to
re-send the money again because we have went to three western union here but there is no
money so please make sure that you cancel the payment today and re-sent it again with the following informations,
Receiver's Name Donald Kester.

Address Lagos-Nigeria.

Amount $850.

Text question what for.

Answer Good luck.

Send the payment informations to me and the sender's name and address ok with this I will get the money here immediately.

Thank you very much and God bless you.

Regards.

James.

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:21 pm

I've lost count now... are we up to eleven trips here?

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:51 pm

"Donald Kester" is a really common name in Nigeria and so this perhaps accounts for the problem. I would ask him to give you another name as a search of google turned up over 1,000 people by the name of Donald Kester, Don Kester, D. Kester, Donna Kester, Darlene Kester, etc., who live in the Lagos area. The Kester clan of Lagos is a thieving bunch and so I am quite certain that this accounts for the money having been stolen.

I recommend that you have him use the code name of Wink Martindale.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:14 pm

So I'm guarranteed at least 1 more trip.

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: they need the sender's name and address.
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 03:45:40 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

I went to the western union money transfer office yesterday and they
said
there is no money but I will like to have the name of the sender and
the
address only so that I will go to western union with donald kester
because
they will ask us the sender's name and address.

God bless you and please ask her if she send the money to lagos-Nigeria
and
if she done so then the money will be here ok.

Regards.

James.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:50 pm

MF maybe you ought to send him a new pair of shoes for all the running to the WU that he's been doing..... Laughing

NAW, never mind

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:55 pm

Not shoes, but maybe he should be sent a special Certificate Of Outstanding Stupidity - but only when he's exhausted and refusing to do any more trips. Might be a long time though...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:58 pm

OOO I like that idea of a special certificate! Perhaps it can have a picture of threadbare shoes on it? Of course, the large and pointless, but ubiquitous red seal will have to be on there too...and a stamp that says "ORIGINAL" Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:19 pm

And authenticated by a "barrister" of course!

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:15 pm

@McF

Nice one!

Bugger getting money from the lads - THIS is what it is all about!

Pass my congratulations on to Wink.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:57 pm

LOL - the 13th time on his own!

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: Update me.
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 13:49:32 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

Infact I am very sure now that you are just playing and joking wit me
and the orphans children because you or your assittant did not send any
money to donald kester here because We went to the western union again today and there is no money with the informations you gave to me because you did not
send the sender's name and address and again the western union even
check the money with donald kester but no match found so I have understand all you
are doing since but bear in your mind that God is not sleeping he will
still bring another person that will help the children more than this so stop
all this liers and God will have mercy on you and the people that is saying
that they send the money whereas they did not send anything.

God bless you.

Regards.

James

So #14 it is - with a slap to boot!

Quote:

James,
How can you say I am joking with you?
You were the one who let the other security code
expire! Perhaps it is your incompetence and outright
boobery that you cannot pick up the money.
I even sent you the receipt!
This is outrageous! I cannot believe you would accuse
your Bishop of lies and trickery!
I cannot sit at my computer waiting all the time for
your emails! I am a busy man with many other people to
look out for.

I would normally not even bother responding to you but
since the money is for the children I must. It is a
heavy burden but we must continue.

Here is the information as best as I can tell you.

Receiver: Donald Kester
Town: Lagos
Country: Nigeria

Sender: Ima Buttmunch
Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC.
Phone: 212 987-4335

Question: What for?
Answer: For lucky

The control number is the one from before.
0154523897

Now go there immediately and get the money!
Tell Donald he is an idiot if he cannot get the money
this time. And I'm beginning to wonder again about you
James.

How dare you!

Thank you and blessings!

Bets on #15-20?

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:23 pm

Trip #13 and he's only JUST getting suspicious? Oh, he's good for another couple of trips at least.

But he's right McFlibbish, god is not sleeping. He's pissing himself laughing with the rest of us!

Guest

Hey, don't be to hard on the stupid mugu. After all, he's putting out all that effort FOR THE ORPHANS!

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:48 pm

Be sure that when you finally grow tired of him (provided he doesn't twig before that) You send him a nice email about him not getting it right after XXX amount of times, you finally said f*ck it and partied the money away. Be sure to send a few `shopped party photos as a keepsake for the poor mentally challenged Lad.

It would be nice if we could have a picture of him crying after that.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:55 pm

haha I love those party picts! But alas, Bishop's don't 'party'.

However, I think *this* will get him back to the western union at least for the 15th time.

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