A deeducated lad - Previously LOTR Massbaited

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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:48 am

I responded with the 'what do you need from me now'modality and our Hobbit responded with:

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I was thinking you were no longer interested in loan....

Phew I guess I can get my cash after all! My only problem is the questions that go with the WU stuff. Gosh I hope I get this right!!!

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Text questions: 1+1
Text answer: 2

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I hope you get it right too. With my dyslexia and AADD, I always make so many mistakes on the WU and MG forms. Sad

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:11 pm

This shrimp is getting a bit too crusty for my liking:

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Last Warning,

After a prolong meeting with the transferring bank today and my entire
staff of my company, we concluded that your loan transfer will be
terminated on Thursday if you fails to comply with the requirement, if
your comply is nor received soonest i may visit the office of the
Money Laundering Council to resign your loan transfer and proceed with
the termination.

I am sorry to inform you that your loan transaction will be cancel on
Thursday if no better response from you, so i implore you to send the
needed payment as soon as possible to avoid the cancellation of your
loan, i want you to know that your loan is already with the
transferring bank so once the transfer fee is received then the
transfer will be done to you.

I want to inform you that i am willing to stand by my words, i am not
after your money, but we must follow the lay down rules of my company
and the transferring bank to arrived at a positive end, i have many
customer that miss such opportunity but i will try my best to make
sure you believed that getting a loan from my company is possible and
100% guarantee.

I have many customers also that received their loan successful after
the payment of the transfer fee, so be inform that once the transfer
fee is confirm then you are 100% guarantee of getting the loan

Awaiting your soonest reply

Mr Frodo Baggins

One does not simply tell Oscar Piles that his loan will be cancelled!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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Mr Frodo Baggins

I know, I know but Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:39 am

Oscarpiles, I got the same, I'm not sure if I should slap or comply? Confused

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:02 am

^Since Thursday appears to be the point of no return, I'll let him stew for a bit. More than likely I'll be (seemingly) compliant and ask a few more questions just to string him along.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 438

Yeah I find it strange that this lad is so demanding yet someone has convinced him to use the money laundering council and name himself frodo Baggins.

I wonder if someone simply sent him that stupid ID and he's taken it from there, because he seems difficult to deal with. He sent me that same letter.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:45 pm

I remember that we mass-baited this lad some months ago, and if I'm not mistaken most of us lost him / gave up on him because he was so difficult to deal with with. Fine by me, I say, he will hardly have any real victims if he is like that!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 438

Well at least his format is generally recognizable as fake to at least a large percentage of potential victims.

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:12 am

Sadly I had a few drams and decided to reply.

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One does not Simply walk into a deal like this...

Could this be a Hitlad who has diversified? He has the patience of one ( and the personality too).

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:24 pm

Shortstuff is all apologetic like:

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Greetings to you,

I never mean to be rude to you, your silent over your loan transfer
became a necessity over here, i expected that once you received my
term and condition then you ought to reply and tell me your opinion,
well i am sorry to bother you over the situation of your loan, but i
will require an answer from you if you agreed with the terms and
condition so we can continue the transaction, we are done with the
processing of your loan, you are delaying the transaction so get back
to me with your decisions on your loan.

With this reasons the company and the bank concluded that we complete
the transfer of your loan before Thursday (tomorrow) to enable us
attend to other costumer that need our services

for clarification of doubt i am attaching my Lender Certificate

Thank you for understanding

Mr Frodo Baggins

Still a bit pushy for my liking. He did send me this fine looking 'Lendering Certificate' though:

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh637/oscarpiles/Stuff/Lenderingcertificate.jpg

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:22 pm

I'm sorry to tell you Oscarpiles, but his reply to you is an exact copy/paste of the one he sent me yesterday - lazy scammer!!! Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Love the lending certificate:

"This is to certify to you that this firm has been registered by the EFCC of NIGERIA. FREE FROM SCAMS".

Is that a warranty all businesses there must use? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:12 pm

Duffy Duck thanks for the 'Bad News'. Let's see if I can get Mr. Hairy Feet to respond to this one:

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Mr. Baggins,

For your information, you were VERY RUDE to me and I do not appreciate it!!!! What do you not understand here? I am a prospective client and you treat me like I'm an imbecile? You obviously have a lot to learn about the Laundering Trade here. I have dealt with many others in the past including the Great Mr. Bukaki and he never left a funny taste in my mouth like you did. Are you finding this hard to swallow Baggins? Yes I know you do not have the experience of someone like Mr. Bukaki but for crying out loud you must have at least ingested some of his work! Show some spunk and quit being such a Fucktard!

Now all that being said, I am still willing to carry this through since you do have a very good offer. Please remind me just exactly what I need to do in order to recieve this loan. That shouldn't be too difficult for you should it????

If he does get back to me it will be real interesting....

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:00 am

Well that was quick:

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Greetings to you

You sound very arrogant, it seems you have not been following my
email, several time i sent you the information to make payment but you
never responded, i even forward the approval letter to you in my
previous email, you seems not to be following my email?

so i want you to go to the nearest western union office close to you
and send the payment
of the $700 for the transfer fee before the hour of the deadline of
your loan transfer , once the $700 is received your loan transfer will
be done to your account without any delay.

Western Union Information For the payment of $700

Receiver name: Ojomon Vincent
Receiver country: Nigeria
Text question: 1+1
Text answer: 2

so after making the payment send the below information to us, so that
we can immediately send you the loan

senders name:
senders country:
MTCN #:
Text question:
Text answer:
Amount Sent:

Awaiting the payment

Mr Baggins

What a Dick! Arrogant???? I guess we haven't been properly introduced have we? So much for script breaking but I have not yet begun to screw with this Launderer. Do you think he offers wash 'n' fold? Mr. Bukaki the Chairman of MILF will definitely hear about this!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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Great Mr. Bukaki and he never left a funny taste in my mouth like you did. Are you finding this hard to swallow Baggins? Yes I know you do not have the experience of someone like Mr. Bukaki but for crying out loud you must have at least ingested some of his work! Show some spunk

Goddammit that's funny. I'm nearly in tears here and it all goes "Whooosh" right over Frodo's hairy little head.

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:44 am

If he didn't send me another hurry up type note last night. This little guy is really pissing me off:

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Mr. Baggins,

How dare you call me Arrogant! I assumed you were a legitimate businessman and you respond to my questions with insults? How dare you!!!
Such behaviour might come to a head and explode back in your face. We wouldn't want to be put in such a sticky situation would we Baggins? Please don't blow this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you can bear with me while I gather the appropriate paperwork; we will be in a position to bring this situation to a proper climax. I trust you understand my position on this. Remember, I am poised to deliver the goods to you on a moments notice but cannot deliver unless I am properly stimulated.

Have a nice day,

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:06 pm

LOL, this gets more and more hilarious with each day!!! Laughing

Great work Oscarpiles!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 438

Hahaha, your messages are helping me actually keep interest with this asshole.

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:42 pm

It appears that my Brain is broken. Nothing good is flowing forth but I managed to send something off anyways. With any luck we will all be presented with Official MILF Certificates:

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Mr. Baggins,

I will have you know that I have been in contact with the Great Mr. Bukaki and he is somewhat disconcerted by your behavior. At one point, he actually said " I am so Angry I could Spit". Wow that is certainly unusual wouldn't you say? I have had a really hard time digesting this myself!

As a card carrying Member of MILF, he assumed that you were a man of Stature not just a little man capable of Laundering a mere Shire. Bukaki has given me some incredible advice here and, thus, I must ask to see your Official MILF Accrediation Certificate. As you must undoubtedly know, MILF is the Benchmark that we all strive for. Who could say no to MILF? I certainly couldn't and I am pretty sure you are of the same seed are you not Mr. Baggins?

Obviously this is just a formality Baggins but as you know from the MILF Motto: One Must Swallow His Pride In Order To Get the Money Shot!

Truer words have never been spoken,

If he 'Comes' back from this I would be really surprised!

PS - If anyone can come up with a decent acronym for MILF I would be appreciative. I figured M = Money, L = Laundering but the rest is eluding me at the moment....

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:50 pm

Money and Interests Laundering Foundation perhaps?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Loads of entertainment at every turn!

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:28 am

Did ever tell you I used to hang around with a Guy by the name of A Hole(RL) Truth, I mean it. Anyway he was about as stubborn as this sack O Joy! Good thing I'm in the mood for His Shortness:

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Greetings,

This is to simply inform you that your loan transfer has been put on
hold till further notice, once you are ready to send the payment
kindly inform me.

Have a nice day

Mr Baggins

I am really beginning to hate this Hobbit. How did I get Sucked into this Bait anyways. I mean it this really Blows. Okay I'm done (for now).

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:02 am

Yeah I'm back. Jeepers I'm getting pissed off at this tool.

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Mr. Baggins,

Has nothing I have said registered in that little Melon that you call a head??? For crying out loud this is serious Business and all you do is Spew utter nonsense! I am a respectable Businessman and you treat me like I am some sort of Fluffer? How would that make you feel! I bet you don't have the Balls to bring this deal through to a proper Climax do you? Perhaps you have someone else on your Staff that could Reach Around and give me the Satisfaction that I deserve? Well? I guess you don't quite understand what the problem is here do you? I have Loads of Business for you and if you were in any way shape or form a proper Member of The Money and Interests Laundering Foundation(MILF) I would have gladly given you proper Lip Service!!! You can count on that Baggins!!!

Being said, I really do need the loan for the beginning of next week. Is there any possibility that you can let me work out the finer details with Mr. Bukaki and get back to you? Bukaki really is the Cream of the crop if you catch my drift here Baggins.

Just remember Mr. Baggins; your MILF accreditation is at stake here.

Thanx DD it was much better than I could Come up with.

Any chance I'll get a reply? MILF is on the line but Baggins is acting rather
Spunky!

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:10 am

Frodo has given up on me:

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Greetings,
I am done with you..................

We will see about that....

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