SCAMMER SUNDAY 2 - Talking to Scammers on Skype

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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:58 pm

Mr Pr1cky sat slumped in his Washington DC hotel room with his head in his hands. Why did he always have so much trouble sending money to his many new friends in West Africa?

"Sir, I'll read it all out in one. Here is the MTCN..."
"NO! NO! NO! Oh my God! Oh my God!..."
"Nnnnnavest..... Earrrth..... Peee..... Skkkist..... Ooorsch..... Borisssss..... Nauuuub..... Borisssss..... Cresss..... Aub"

“You are getting me piss off.....You are getting me piss off”

“Do you know you are so difficult?”

“Pr1cky, Pr1cky, Pr1cky...keep your money...if you are joking with me with these f***ing Western Union money damn people there...keep your money”

We suggest that you do not drink or eat whilst listening to any of the below audio.

Following our successful and fun-ridden Scammer Sunday One: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=215578 our Skype Mugu Group held its follow-up a few days ago. We spent over 8 hours (!) phoning different Lads and making their lives miserable, whilst having enormous fun and loadsa larfs. Here’s an extract from what we got up to.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/NVOlh-Qn/Master.html

Just 2 days later, we phoned a few more Lads, including the charming Mrs Wendy Ofiri in Ghana. It transpired that ‘Wendy’ was actually a male Scammer! See The Dane’s post, here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=217685

Wendy had promised Mr Pr1cky 10 million dollars, with a first instalment of 4 million, all for just £850 GBP/$1354 USD. On holiday in Washington DC, Pr1cky was only too keen to oblige. Unfortunately, Pr1cky has a problem with pronouncing and enunciating numbers.

None of us would have imagined that over 6 hours later we would all have aching stomachs and tears running down our faces.

[0253] The Dane: This is absolutely great!!!
[0254] Jim Boy: Great
[0254] The Dane: I haven't laughed this hard for many years.
[0254] A Skinner: same heerre
[0254] Jim Boy: I'm rolling on the floor
[0448] acoustic fidelity: LOLOL
[0448] The Dane: Promise me you're recording this. (rofl)

CAUTION! Scammer uses NSFW language towards end of first audio file.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/Mh0EHao0/Wendy_Ofiri_1-4.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/I86UXccy/Wendy_Ofiri_5-7.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/Y7fgt2Nq/Wendy_Ofiri_8.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/kVKUy6Xr/Wendy_Ofiri_9-10.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/OtsFJkUu/Wendy_Ofiri_11-13.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/wWQYJ9Ie/Wendy_Ofiri_14.html

UPDATE 1 MAY 12: Five days after our 2 hours of calls to Dr Perry Patr1ck and his alterego ‘Wendy’, we called the good Doctor again, to ascertain his opinion of us. Here is the result:

NSFW WARNING! Dr Patrick’s language is FOUL!
http://soundcloud.com/themonsignor/dr-perry-patrick-22-apr-12/s-uErdW

Our next Scammer Sunday will be in June, date to be announced. Any 419Eater Premium Member with Skype will be welcome. Just PM me.

Quote:

Thanks to: acoustic_fidelity, Dharma, Dr Mike, Hans Moleman, JimBoy, and The Dane for making calls.
Thanks to: A Skinner, TooMuchFun, and Walter Willingman for their support.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:37 am

Great calls to all involved. Laughed myself silly! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:42 am

Barrister Mensah. DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN! BABBA! BABBA! BAAAAABBBBBBBAAAAAAAA!

Pure gold Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Oct 2011 Posts: 47

Quote:

"When do I get my..."
"Listen.."
"When do I get m..."
"Listen.."
"When do I ..."
"List..."
"When do I get.."
"LISTEN.."
"WHEN DO I GET MY..."
"L-I-S-T-E-N.."
"WHEN DO I GET MY FOUR MILLION?!" {TM to himself : hah, there, suck it. Beat you to it you stupid mugu!}

I simply loved it when the lad went "OMG OMG OMG OMG" .. sounded like a teenage girl seeing justin beiber Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:20 pm

I just heard it all again, I'm in tears here.

I think my favourite part is:

Quote:

Wendy: "Can I call the numbers for you?"
Clerk: "Yes, please repeat the numbers."
Wendy: "Booorrrkk.... eeeeggghhhh... aaaaooo... yyooo... myyiiiaa..."
Clerk: "Hello?"
Wendy: "Is it correct?"
Clerk: "Yes, but that was only five numbers, there are still five remaining."
Wendy: "You are a fool. You know that? You are a fool."

Dang, I'm cracking up just from typing it. Laughing

Makes sense, since I had to pinch myself while talking to him, in order not to burst. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:24 pm

These are some of the finest calls I've ever listened to.
Lad pain at its best Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:29 am

Very well done. clapping

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:05 pm

Calm cool and collected The Monsignor takes Wendy through the process with all seriousness. It just goes to show how 'straight' baiting works every time.

The 3rd money trnsfer service looks interesting too, will our special D genius add it to the collection available?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:31 pm

I sincerely love you guys ... "f you, f you stupid woman, f your hand, f your children' .. potty mouthed lamer .. *chortle*

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:20 am

I was finally able to listen to all of it. Thank goodness for the mute button on Skype. You guys must have been howling with laughter. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:31 pm

I love upset lads Laughing

Very very well done clapping

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:19 pm

I finally had a chance to sit down and listen to the entire series of calls. Hilarious! Laughing

The lad's morphed voice sure doesn't sound remotely convincing. He sounds like a cartoon character. I love how he had to become a new (male) character when his battery ran out.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:00 pm

Having finally signed up to 4shared well worth it Smile

excellent !!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:10 am

Great stuff, especially when he repeats the 'nonsense' numbers and he is told he has got one wrong.

24 carat ladannoyance. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:16 am

excellent calls Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:13 am

I know the numbers in several languages I made up decades ago which would be perfect for this. Unfortunately, I don't have Skype.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:20 pm

Finally listened to the whole lot, the last clip is fantastic. His voice morph is brilliant when he's angry. He sounds like a demented chipmunk Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:32 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

I love how he had to become a new (male) character when his battery ran out.

The lad has two phones. Scamming phone which has an Android voice changer (many of those are available for free at Android Market like http://www.appbrain.com/app/simple-voice-changer/com.twisconapps.robotvoice
and his real phone which doesn't.
When his scamming phone ran out of power, the lad was busted and gave up his real voice and phone number Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:02 pm

^^^ Didn't stop there, though. When we called him at both phones at the same time a few minutes later, he had to introduce a friend. Unfortunately for him, this friend had a much deeper voice than the lad himself (even without morphing)... Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:18 pm

Worth the hassle of signing up to 4Shared. Brilliant baiting.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

I haven't laughed this hard in... forever.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Mar 2012 Posts: 31

"What can I do to help you get this right?"
"Okay, yes, that is a fine question."

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:04 am

Damn you baiters! Can't a scammer make a honest living without everyone trying take a piece of the hard earned dolla? Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:58 am

Seriously hilarious! I love the backwards letters!!! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Oct 2011 Posts: 47

There has been a bit of debate about this topic, but as TM, JimBoy and theDane will (hopefully) attest to it, I believe I have scientifically proven that Wendy Ofiri and Dr. Patrick are one and the same (yes, I AM milking it!).

Proof will follow upon approval from the "authorities"!

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