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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:53 pm |
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We have a thread for funniest lad names, and we have the "goofy crap your lad wrote" thread. But the very subject field of the mail can be a regular gold mine of good laughs. For example:
| Mr. Mikel Guin wrote: |
| THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ANYONE |
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| Rev Father Davide wrote: |
| Someones next of kin. |
Or even...
| Mother Mabel Doma wrote: |
| MAY OUR AWESOME GOD BLESS YOU AMEN |
And off course, there's the well known
| CIA AND INTERPOL wrote: |
| ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE??????? |
What have you guys got?  |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:44 pm |
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a very lazy lad:
sender: UN NEW YORK
subject: URGENT FROM (UN)
a lad who mixes funny things:
sender: MISS. MARRY SHERIFF
subject: REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY |
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 Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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John McMillan
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Mar 2012
Posts: 108
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:29 am |
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Just got this from a lad 
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:57 am |
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It wasn't exactly the subject (the Subject: header was blank), but I got this format a few days ago:
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| You have won the (NIGERIA PETROLEUM COMPANY WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE 2012 ONLINE LOTTERY!!!) |
Latest actual subject:
Similarly, a couple of vlad mails, identical except for the name, came with subject:
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:38 am |
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Sender: Zane Britt
Subject: Look designer without having to spend a kismet on a costly unique watch. Buy it as present for Christmas and walk smugly with a excellence watch on your hand and no one on the planet will ever guess for how much you bought it. You will be glad and your folder will stay happy as well. Our goods and your confidence will make you look rich and stylish.
yes, the whole thing was the subject.
for comparison, that is the mail body:
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Amazing time of Christmas holidays is coming soon - make your choice with Prestige and you will find presents for everyone by only few clicks.
We can guarantee that you will be surprised by our prices and variety of luxury goods.
(and a russian website, that does not need to be quoted |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:29 am |
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Fwd: GOOD MOONING
This was from a fellow baiter but it was also a forwarded mail so unless my friend wanted to make things a bit more fun there is a very real chance that one of his lads actually used that phrase. |
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X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:55 am |
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Some recent examples
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| Detailed Explanation ! |
I will always want more detail!
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| Daddy Reyn0ld please help me. |
Don't call me Daddy, and spell my gorram name right!
You won't be getting any.
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| THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR BOXES. |
If it was the truth, it would be a short email.
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| Re: Vedr.: Re: Vedr.: Re: Vedr.: Re: Vedr.: Re: Vedr.: Re: Vedr.: Re: Rev Father 1saac D4nquah |
I have no idea what those "Vedrs" are for. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5    x2  x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:01 pm |
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| Vinh Hong wrote: |
| Subject:Bugger off f**cking scammer |
The lad must have been on autopilot and used someone's angry reply for a bcc: template. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
 Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
 
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:24 pm |
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according to aunt google, vedr is the abbreviation of vedrørende, danish for regaring. I think, thedane would be able to tell more. |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:51 pm |
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Though I'm not The Dane, I can tell you that Vedr. does indeed stand for Vedrørende = regarding. 
I don't have too many funny subjects lately, just the usual "I love you" and "I miss you too" from my lovelad, eventhough I never told him (her) that I miss him! Talk about an imaginary relationship...... |
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"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:48 pm |
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I have one through PM right now that tells me my picture makes me seem a bit big.
Of course I had to check that out with I am a rather large man.
Now she has a way to help me lose weight. |
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291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r!  -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:49 pm |
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| REPLY URGENTLY TO CLAIM YOUR NEW CRADIT CARD |
He continued to spell it that way throughout the bait. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Where all the cool kids are.</a>
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:20 pm |
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| I have no idea what those "Vedrs" are for. |
"Vedr." is short for "Vedr�rende", which is Danish (and Norwegian, I think) for "regarding". So "Vedr." is the same as "Re.". The interesting question is, why it turned up in the lads subject field...
EDIT: Duffy Duck beat me to it. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:14 pm |
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Got this today...
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| Re: MPS GLOBAL SECURITY SERVICES { UNBEHALF OF PHILIP AMOS} |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:57 pm |
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My all time favorite
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| Attn: ImaTes Tickle |
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"thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
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Peru : sri lanka : USVI : Oman x 5816
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:39 pm |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:47 pm |
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| Dear get back to us wet your info |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:04 am |
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| CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR PUCK UP |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:58 am |
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This just in:
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| AT MES MAET JONES/THE ATM CARD UNMBER FRIST THING IN THE MORINING SEND THE FEE $300, 70 USD WITH THIS RECEIVE NAME MBATA ROBINSON TO GHANA OK BE TRANSFER AS SOON AS YOU PAY THE FEE 300 70 EURO TO BE PAY SO THE /MTCN UNMBER WILL BE TRNASFER AND RELEAE TO YOU COUNTRY TO BE PICK |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:59 am |
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Always makes me smile:
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:31 pm |
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| THIS IS FROM MY HANDS |
and from comfort in my siggy. Oh boy, she always knew how to use the language to amuse.
I miss her so much you can be sure there's more of her in the future
This one is by now a classy one too...
Also let's not forget about the
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:43 pm |
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This is even more reassuring than the Red Seal of Truth...
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:16 pm |
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| IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CASH DELIVERY |
and he ended the letter with this...
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I am highly submitted and willing to serve you better whole-heartedly.
Congratulations Once AGAIN.
Highly Submitted.
Respectfully Yours in-service,
Barrister. FREDERICK MORGAN
(UN) Human Right Activist |
I wish I were a (UN) Human Right Activist. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:25 pm |
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^^^ Right activists tends to be just that. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:59 pm |
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This one
[email protected]
keeps sending hilarious email subjects, here are some of them:
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| i made up my because of your hidden agenda |
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who are you to call me a thief also
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| come and teach me how to deny or tell the truth |
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i am not and internet cafe guy,I am made big time |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
Rame Head 2013
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