I love a stranded lad (more straneded update)

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:24 pm

Just accomplished my second safari Very Happy

(3th in fact - 1st 'n 2nd were the same lad)

The idiot from the toilet bike project http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=212620 made the trip from Lagos to Accra.

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41.204.56.90 Check 41.204.56.90 at Senderbase.org Check 41.204.56.90 at Reputationauthority.org Ghana Telecom Accra Ghana

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Dear Reverand Mulders, Goodday to you I mail you since saturday but you have not repplied me hope all is well with you? I have been waitng for Rev. Nipple for the past 6 hours in Ghana where he said I should meet him. I am stranded here in Ghana I borrowed money to come to Ghana have not eaten since morning I came and I have no place to sleep even transport to go back to Nigeria, I left my family since on sunday. Please I will like to leave for Nigeria cause that was my plans I never planed sleeping in Ghana today being Tuesday my wife is not feeling fine, I am on the street of Ghana looking for money and shelter this is not I bergain for, you told me that my money is ready now I can receive yet no means to go. Mike Ob1di.

He is supposed to meet Reverand Fell@tio tomorrow:

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I will be the on time I want to go back to Nigeria for now I am hanging in the street of Ghana looking for a place to put up. Please I beg of you i want to leave tomorrow and I dont have transport fair back to Nigeria I rely on you for the transport fair.

Since reverands St1ph Nipple and Fell@tio Kumming are in fact bastards I'm sure he will enjoy his staying in Accra Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:38 pm

YAY!!! I'm so glad to see Mike on the road! This is the 4th safari he's been on I know about. Some lads just never learn their lesson Smile

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Excellent work bob! clapping

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:02 pm

Congrats, bob! Safari

to you!

I can't believe Mike traveled again! You know, he has to go through Lagos on his way home from Ghana. Maybe he should stop at Shorty's? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:09 pm

It's to dangerous in Nigeria right now. Tell him to stay in Ghana.
Great work, bob Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:50 pm

Wow! Some lads never learn!
Congratulations, bobdemol ! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:25 pm

bobdemol the Travel Agent. Very Happy

Congrats !!

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:15 pm

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today being Tuesday my wife is not feeling fine

is she like that every tuesday

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:56 pm

Bobdemol -- Excellent!! You have made my day. Now, if the mugu only travels another 30 KM further from home, he has a much enhanced probability of catching up to the good reverend, doesn't he?

Bruin

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:43 pm

NIce work, Bob. He is clearly straneded!

Now, stop tambambling and get him over to Cape Coast! Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:48 pm

Brilliant, congrats on a great result !!! Do any of your revrands know Pastor Kidneys? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:59 am

No but Mike knows Pastor Gordon Spot and Pastor Town. Pastor G. Spot and Pastor Town Selles are recovering from a terrible auto accident and their secretary has been answering their mail. She's been wondering where Mike has gone off to this past week.

Great job on the safari. clapping

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:13 pm

Mike is enjoying his 2nd day in Accra and has been at the meeting point since 9.00AM.

Unfortunately the reverand is nowhere to be seen.

At 2.00 PM Ghana time writes this:

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Dear Rev. Nipple, Please tell him he didnt come I am still there till now

Rev. Nipple helpful as usual replies:

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Please look for him.
He is wearing a shirt and black trousers.

He is Afro-American meaning he has dark skin like yourself.

That should help him finding the reverand in such a crowded place very easily Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:33 pm

Excellent result, bobdemol! I wonder if as compensation for his troubles, he'd enjoy a meal and a drink at the Golden Tulip Hotel. Of course the reverends will pick up the tab when they arrive.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:39 pm

^^^^^Thanks all Smile

Desperation begins (2.40PM Ghana time):

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Dear Rev. Nipple, am still there can you come is you I know and you sent me your picture now your sending who I dont know, its not what we bergain for I am stranded I am looking for who will buy my wedding ring, despite all I told you, you dont want to come no problem am still at the entrance of the eatry but I will leave by 4pm Ghana time to see if I can see a helping hand.

I heard that the goldprices are very high these days. He might receive enough to make his trip back home Cool

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:32 pm

4 hours later (he sent the same message to both reverands):

Subject: Thank you Laughing

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Dear Rev. Mulders,

Despite all I suffered for Rev. Stiph Nipple never boarder to see me, I have been in the eatry place he told me to come I didnt see any body rather he told me he sent Reverand Fellatio somebody I didnt know yet Reverand Fellatio claim to be looking for me while I am putting on the Tshirt bodily written CHURCH OF T.I.T.

Does it mean you people called me to suffer me? YES I have sold my wedding ring for me to go back to Nigeria tomorrow, If I can bear what Rev. Gene Simmons did to me I can still bear what you people are doing to me OK WAIT AND SEE I spent money with fear during the assignment of which I told you now payment you promised not to take 3 to 4 day is now one good month with my life. WE LIED I am waiting for the carpenter for me to sleep there as soon as he closes.

God be with you all, AMEN

Mike Ob1di.

I double checked and indeed there is a carpentry in the direct neighborhood. He's lucky that the owner let's him sleep there. I still wonder how much he got for his wedding ring - I guess I'll ask him.
Anyway, I'm not done with him YET Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:26 pm

Nice work, Bob!

How about some audio?

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:02 pm

Stiph Nipple? Rev. Fellatio? Church of T.I.T.?

LMAO

This is classic stuff.

And he sold his wedding ring? That's going to make his wife realllllllll happy.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:56 pm

This came in a minute ago - it's 7.45 PM Ghana time:

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Dear Rev. Nipple,

All I want from you is just to send me just $100 US DOLLARS for me to go I have little money for the wedding ring I sold am still looking to add it.

The Carpentry man refuse me today he said I told him just yesterday, that I shouldn't disturb him. Am in awoshe a sub area here in Accra, since you could not come out ever since I came please just send this $100 in any western union of around you with my name I am not talking about the whole $19,600 I just want to go am going round the Awoshe (he means Awoshie) to see if I can sleep in uncompleted building please help me I am a family man my wife is not feeling fine she is worried.

The IP confirms to an Internet café near the well known Makola market.
I guess all WU shops are closed by now so he really has to find an uncompleted building to spend the night in Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:30 pm

Dollar chop Very Happy

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Blessings dear Brother Obidi,

Reverand Stiph Nipple informed me about the problems with Fellatio who apparantly ran off with the money.

Reverand Fellatio will be fired by our Church and the police is now looking for him. He won't be able to leave Acrra state.

May I ask how much money you got for your wedding ring?

As the head giving Reverand here I am feeling very bad for the situation that you are in.
I really hope that, when you receive the money that you deserve, you will have a good laugh about all this afterwards. Cool

Please hang in there, we will find a solution tomorrow.

Blessings,
Reverand Bobber@ndus Mulders

The whining:

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Dear Rev. Mulders,

Please the only solution is just $100 US for me to go the money I have at hand is not much that can take me home, please help me I know you can afford it PLEASE!!! am waiting for the control number. am still searching for where to sleep is now 9:20pm here in Ghana even I am hungry but I have to bear it cause I dont want to shorten the little money I have with me.

I look forward in receiving the control number here in Ghana

Initially he left from the city of Onitsha which is 375KM/234Miles from Lagos. He travelled 900KM/560Miles so far.

I'm gonna try to get him to Kumasi airport which is only 120KM/75Miles from Accra. The private plane of the Church will fly him back to Nigeria Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:33 pm

bobdemol's lad, Mike, wrote:

If I can bear what Rev. Gene Simmons did to me I can still bear what you people are doing to me..

Please tell me that is Gene Simmons from KISS. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:39 pm

^^ Yes, it is sweetie Very Happy

But credits for that go to Bravo95. He left the lad wondering why the deal was off - after providing the nice C4C / KISS pictures.
I kinda adopted this lad and so far he's enjoying every bit of the mess he's currently in Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:45 pm

I love picturing him wondering the streets in his Church of T.I.T. shirt looking for an abandoned building to sleep in.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:51 pm

^^ Always loved this particular spooky pic of him Laughing

Thanks for posting it - adds some graphical touch to the thread Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:00 pm

Oh one more thing to add I kind of adopted this lad from Connie even though it sounds like he is still emailing Connie Smile

That is what is so amazing this lad has been baited from hell and back for years now and never gives up.

bobdemol's brilliant toilet modality is my favorite work he's done and now another safari just to add insult to injury. I hate saying lads are stupid but geez you think he would wise up.

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