Enoch Ocansey is a filthy scammer who joined Eater!

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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:41 pm

TheDane: Don't act you are so special. You Danes are insignificant, unattractive, rude, you litter like crazy on aeroplanes and have the ugliest of the Scandinavian languages so don't even go there. Why do you think I'm ashamed of being half Danish? Onye ocha nga n'oko! Gedekæpper! Evil or Very Mad

Innocent: That came from a bottle Ariel, you are not fooling anybody. Nobody has fire engine red hair like you.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:43 pm

Quote:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:57 pm

Can't we all just get along???
This is a terribly unfortunate misunderstanding for our new member innocent.being. He has clearly proclaimed that he is not a Justin Bieber fan. I believe in innocent's innocence so strongly that I have added his most recent post to my siggy. Fellow Eater members who also believe in the innocence of innocent are welcome to add this to their siggy to show support:

"I Am not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:03 pm

The Monsignor wrote:

Quote:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I have a PhD in Bible studies. You're misinterpreting it TM. Obviously what the Bible means that it's ok to tell a lie to a woman but a man should not tell a lie to his gay lover - that's a sin.

Hope i cleared that up for you.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:11 pm

I would add that line to my siggy, but I just don't have the room for it, and hats are much more important than large pink words of any sort.
Nobody reads anything here anyway, just look at all the questions we have to answer separately all the time over and over again. Gee Whizz.
But I'm glad that one point at least in this thread has been cleared up.

What's the next thing we have to argue about? I forget.
"I Am not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:14 pm

It is beyond belief how this poor victim is being treated.He comes here with information about a scammer being arrested,has his account hacked,and now his reputation is being destroyed.Dr Mike-I give you fair warning,if you are behind all this Pastor Frank will ban you just a soon as he is sober enough to find his keyboard.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:20 pm

^^^
Amen, brother holliday.

Let's get past this ridiculous trashing of innocent.being's reputation and get back on topic with his original post.
We're wasting time here. What about learning more about the scammer who was arrested?

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:22 pm

^^^Pastor Frank isn't capable to ban anybody. He's not a mod. Wink

Innocent: You're blonde, so you're a whore. You speak French, so you're a whore. You deny your love for Justin Beiber so you're a whore.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:28 pm

I urge you all not to listen to anything Koko has to say. He's half Swedish, for cryin' out loud! For all we know, he could be in league with Dr Mike!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:39 pm

You are extremely perceptive, TheDane.

This is a recent photo of Koko and Dr Mike...

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:45 pm

@Mr Innocent why are you not replying to your private massage I sent you. I am trying to help you!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:33 pm

^^Because nobody, and I mean nobody ever replies to a clown ringmaster like yourself! You are almost as bad eggy as Dr. Mike, Bravo! I remember that you stole my goat awhile back, gloated over it, then sent it to me to "hold for you," while you couldn't take adequate care of said goat! Then, you later reclained your goat after first making a suitable furnished comfy room for the newest member of your Ringling Family.

I wouldn't answer bravo95's pms, innocent.being, if I were you. He is a black goat in a red ringmaster's outfit! Nothing good can happen to you if you deal with bravo95, I assure you.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Quote:

I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan

Then your soul is safe. You will be spared eternal damnation.

@ The Monsignor: I know the Bible says it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man... but the Bible remains relatively silent about women lying with other women. So... I'm in the clear then, right? Phew!

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:41 am

SlapHappy how dare you air our dirty underwear in the forums!

Mr Innocent please do not listen to SlapHappy's jealous rant.

She does send her love though..

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:56 am

Innocent: Be warned. DO NOT trust Dya Reyarunen Downmeleg, she is a stinky unhygienic woman who does not take showers and prefers body odour, farts, and other disgusting bodily functions. She is not to be trusted, after all she is a double goat agent from Mars.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:23 am

^^^
What!?!
Those are terrible lies. Koko, what has gotten into you??? It must be the influence of that wicked Dr. Mike... Sad

Innocent knows that I believe in his innocence and am trying to help him. We have shared a few messages already. My latest pm to him...

Quote:

I think that we're making progress!
Or at least as much as can be done until Pastor Frank sobers up!
I have defended you in the thread and have added your clear denial of being a Justin Bieber fan to my siggy. This means that every post that I have ever made now has your truthful statement, for all members to see. I think that what will happen now is that the other forum members who don't know what's going on will read the thread and be as disgusted as I was and will join with you (and I) in the fight for truth and justice. You are not a Justin Bieber fan.
I believe you, innocent.
Dya

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:43 am

Oh my gosh and golly, I think I have broken the code talking that is going on here.

You all think innocent.being is a GOAT lover That is why he is not a male escort,* he has goats to take care of him.

I still think we can get along, but I will not share my goats*...

*Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

I've decided to join with Dya. I've added Enoch's proclamations of innocence to my sig line. Stay strong, Enoch. Dya and I will stand with you.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:08 am

"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being

OMG, bravo95! You sick bastard! You turned the lovely goat into a rug! Shocked

bravo95 is not a goat lover. And there IS something wrong with that!

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:09 pm

All these insults out of nowhere, I've never seen anything like this before. How did this happen?

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:14 pm

^^^ Dr Mike and Koko were spreading their poisonous words. That's what happened. See how they affect the Eater population? And innocent.being as well? Ban them, I say! Where is Pastor Frank when you need him?

He's probably in the local swinger club...

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:27 pm

Words I never thought I'd utter: "Only Pastor Frank can save us now."

shameless pandering for siggy mention

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:31 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

OMG, bravo95! You sick bastard! You turned the lovely goat into a rug! Shocked

What was I supposed to do? You shipped her with no air holes! This way her memory lives on albeit in a 2 dimensional way.

@Bo I am ready to file a formal complaint against SlapHappy for tarnishing my good name and accusing me of Anti-Goat sentiments.

@ Mr Innocent I'm sorry you are being exposed to the dark side of these forums. Some people just don't know how to contribute in a positive way. Please reply to my privates massage ASAP if not sooner.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:03 pm

Pastor Frank has returned from his semi-weekly Scotch sabbatical. Things should get interesting soonest.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:08 pm

^^^You're too modest, Jose. You were the only one who thought to shine the Pastor Frank-signal into the night sky.

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