419eater NOVEMBER COMPETITION!

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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:16 am

419eater NOVEMBER COMPETITION!

419eater is pleased to announce the ‘Name your Favourite Sig Line’ contest! The Rules are simple:

1. Look around at other Baiters’ sig line quotes and find your favourite one. You may post just once in this Thread with your favourite sig line (not your own!) and the Baiter’s name, eg:

‘I vote for BaiterX’s sig line- "YOU ARE A DUMB IDIOT MAGA.” by Mr. Scamming Lad’

You get the idea...

2. On 14 Nov 11, the competition closes and the Baiter with the most votes wins. It doesn’t matter whether different sig lines from the same Baiter are voted for; it’s the Baiter with the most votes that wins.

3. The Winner receives a 419eater 12 Month Premium Membership. If the Winner is already a Premium Member, they may donate it to any deserving (non-Premium) Member of their choice, or alternatively donate it to 419eater coffers.

There are some hilarious sig lines on the site and reading your posts should prove a lot of fun!

de-stickied 7April2012 -Ima

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:24 am

I vote for IM_Dumm - "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY.” Mr. Yuguda Yuguda

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:29 am

I vote for Juan Freizwidatt for his sig line:

Quote:

"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

I'll put in my vote for Bo's

Quote:

YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE

Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:44 am

Sadly, Jojobean made himself a loser when he took "YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS" from his sig. So my vote is also for Juan's "daughter of mermaid" sig line.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:24 am

My vote goes to windypops' "No amount of semen will save this situation" line. I giggle every time I see it.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:08 am

+1 For windypops "No amount of semen will save this situation" Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:15 am

I vote for bobdemol "LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR."

Still makes me giggle even after all this time and I can't really explain why.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:01 pm

Well, my vote is for BearSeason's lad(ette?), Rechel:

Quote:

i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:25 pm

My vote goes to Jim Morrison for:-

Quote:

Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle...

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:51 pm

One vote for windypops' "No amount of semen will save this situation".

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:37 pm

I have added a poll - Please confirm your votes there.

If a user is not in the poll simply post your vote and wait until I add them to the poll.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:43 pm

I cannot remember whose siggy it is, the one with the goats and the latrine? The explanation was pretty funny, too!

EDIT: Nevermind, it was Bo's:

Quote:

You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer

Vote cast for Bo!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:58 pm

I vote for Yastreb's irrelevant unknown paraboloid.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:52 am

^^^ Could you quote it, please? Thanks.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:22 pm

Just noticed this. I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition. The full quote from young Sanny was: “No amount of semen donation will save this situation.”

Some years back I took a long break from baiting and deleted my profile and sig because I wasn't sure if I would be back. When I did return, I thought the sig needed to be reinstated, but completely forgot the “donation” bit. Having since checked, it shows up if you do a forum search on a similar topic.

I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out. If Rover decides to leave me in and I win, I'll put it back the way it was meant to be for posterities sake. I just want to be fair.

For what it's worth, I think the full original quote is even funnier than my bowdlerised version.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:58 pm

Oh, there's so many good ones to choose from, but I'm going to have to go for this one from Sunshine's sig:

"AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL"

Honorable mentions:

YeaWhatever: "I just want to know why." (Safari to Chad)
The Monsignor: "THERE WERE MUCH MOSQUITO BITE IN THAT HOTEL"
Juan Freizwidatt: "you all have ruin me and keep me in so much dept i dont know how could i explain all this shit"

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:59 pm

My vote to windypops 'no amount of semen', always wondered what the full context on of the sig line was though.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Rooted wrote:

always wondered what the full context on of the sig line was though.

Na dey necro! Oooooooo!

Third from last.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Oct 2011 Posts: 22

windypops wrote:

Just noticed this. I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition. The full quote from young Sanny was: “No amount of semen donation will save this situation.”

Some years back I took a long break from baiting and deleted my profile and sig because I wasn't sure if I would be back. When I did return, I thought the sig needed to be reinstated, but completely forgot the “donation” bit. Having since checked, it shows up if you do a forum search on a similar topic.

I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out. If Rover decides to leave me in and I win, I'll put it back the way it was meant to be for posterities sake. I just want to be fair.

For what it's worth, I think the full original quote is even funnier than my bowdlerised version.

Still pretty funny windy.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:45 pm

windypops wrote:

I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition.
I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out.

Well, it was over 3 yrs ago...

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:39 pm

Here's the whole sig line:

Yastreb wrote:

This consignment is directly from [UN] office in New York and [Captain Mal] and not with any irrelevant unknown paraboloid.

Elliptic or hyperbolic paraboloid?

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:10 am

Masters:

Quote:

you are the fooliest baboom!

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:08 am

Roycropper

Quote:

the European Union has bounced on our freckles

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Posts: 45

I also vote for windypops semen Razz

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