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Hello all, this is my second complete bait. I am still very new at this, but I hope you like it.:

THE CHARACTERS:

Ethel Whipple 78 yr old rich widow
Austin Rossman 31 year old orphan with a lot of money that needs help
Barrister Campbell An attorney for Mr, Rossman

Rossman Family
No: 304 Kingsway ave
Highland South ,
Johanneburg ,South Africa
Tel: +27-735999-406.
PLEASE Contact me , [email protected]

URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL

MY DEAR,

You may be surprise to receive this letter since you
do not know me personally. My name is Austin Rossman,
the only son of late DR.Jonathan Rossman, who was
murdered with my mother(MRS.Sussan Rossman) in a land
dispute in zimbabwe. I got your countries business
publication through thechamber of commerce here in
Johannesburg, South Africa. And after going through
your business executive profile, I decided to write
and seek for your assistance in the problem I have.
During the current Crisis against the farmers of the
Zimbabwe by supporters of our president Robert Mugabe
to claim all the white owned farms in our country, he
ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms
to his party members and their followers. My father
was one of the best farmers in the country and knowing
that he did not support the president's political
ideology, the president supporters invaded my father's
farm burnt down everything, killed my parents and
confiscated all my father's investment.

Before the death of my parents in the farm land, my
father took me to South Africa to deposit the sum of
US$18.5 Million United States Dollars with a Security
& Finance Company, as he knew the looming danger in
Zimbabwe.The money was deposited as gem of precious
stones to avoid much demurrage from the Security
Company. This money was meant for buying of new
machineries and
chemical for farms and establishment of new farms in
Lesotho and Swaziland.

I moved to South Africa where I currently residing as
asylum seekers. Of late, when I decided to invest this
money here in South Africa, I discovered that the laws
of this country prohibit asylum seekers the right to
investment or to operate any form of bank account.
Hence I contacted you to assist me in transfering this
money out of South Africa to your overseas account for
my onward investment.

I must let you know that this transaction is 100%
risk-free. The nature of your business does not
necessarily matter in this transaction. So, if you are
willing and interested to assist me, I have decided to
give you 25% of the total sum for your assistance, 65%
will be for my investment in your country and the
remaining 10% will be mapped out for all expenses we
may incur during the course of the transaction. Note
that you would also assist me in investing my own
share of the money in your country.

Finally, if you are interested to assist me in this
transaction, I need your urgent reply through the
above Telephone and E-mail. Do not forget to include
your private telephone and fax numbers for easier
communication. Please, treat this business proposal
with absolute confidentiality as we proceed.

Best Regards,

MR.Austin Rossman.

N/B.

PLEASE I WILL APPRECIATE IF YOU CAN SEND YOUR PRIVATE
TELEPHONE,MOBILE AND FAX NUMBER TO INDICATE YOUR
INTRESTING IN THIS TRANSACTION AND I AM ALSO
APPOLOGIES FOR BRINGING TO YOU THIS MASSEGE THROUGH
MAIL DUE TO MY REFUGE
STATUS HERE.AGAIN PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY
E MAIL ID [email protected]

PLEASE YOU CAN READ ABOUT PROBLEMS IN ZIMBABWE FROM
THE LINKS BELOW.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1063785.stm.

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Dear Sir:

That story is horrible. I would very much like to help you and your family. Please provide me whatever other information you can and I'll try to do what I can. I have a lot of spare time since the death of my husband and I would very much like to help. Dont worry about the percentage now dear, I'd like to help you sort this out.

Until we know each other better though, Id prefer to just talk through email and such until I know who Im dealing with. I hope you understand.

Ethel Whipple

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Dear Mom,

Thanks very much for your kind response. I am very happy to come in contact
with a person whom i will just take like my mother but befor i can proceed
to inform you on the procedures to take inorder to acheive a greater success
kindly answer me the following questions today please:

1.How old are you?

2.Your religeous denomination?

3.Occupation?

4.How many children have you?

5.How safe shall my family fund will be in your country?

6.Your country is it a violent type?

7.Are they freindly people in your country?

8.Are you ready to accept me as one of the member of your family?

I need this questions to be answered immediately to enable me inform you on
the next step to take.

While waiting for your response i wish you all the best.

Regards,

Mr Austin Rossman
(The Orphan)

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Dear Austin:

You brought a tear to my eye when you mentioned calling me mother. My husband and I tried for many years to conceive, but were unable to have any children of our own. I would be honored to call you son. Now, I'll answer some of your questions.

1.How old are you?

I am 78 years old. My birthday is August 1st, 1926.

2.Your religeous denomination?

Catholic

3.Occupation?

I currently do not work. As I mentioned previously, my husband left me a large inheritance when he passed, god bless his soul.

4.How many children have you?

I have none.

5.How safe shall my family fund will be in your country?

I feel your fund would be vwery safe in our country. As long as it is in a secure bank, you should be fine.

6.Your country is it a violent type?

Our country is like any other, some areas of it are violent, but where I live is very nice and peaceful.

7.Are they freindly people in your country?

Yes. Some of the nicest people I know are at the Podunk Bingo Hall. When we meet, I'd love to introduce you to them.

8.Are you ready to accept me as one of the member of your family?

Definatly. As I said above, it was great to hear you call me mom. I'd be honored if you'd let me call you son.

Now, if you dont mind I have a few questions of my own I'd like you to answer:

1) Tell me a little about yourself. How old are you? Where do you live? What are your hopes and dreams?

2) What is your favorite food? (I cook alot and would love to know what to bake you when we meet)

3) Do you like cats? (I have 8 cats in my house and treat them like kids:)

4) If you could be rich or in love, which would you pick and why?

5) What is your religious preference?

6) Do you like bingo? (its one of my favorite games)

7) If you come to the states, would you be willing to let me adopt you as a natural son?

I hope to hear from you soon. Please dont forget to write.

Ethel

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Dear Mom,

May peace of the most high and our gracious mother virgin mary be unto you
in Jesus name Amen!!!

I was very happy and God never failed if you have trust in him. Since my
parents died in the mob killing in Zimbawbe that led many children
fatherless and motherless i have been praying for God to provide me with a
reliable person whom will take me as his or her son and God has answered my
prayers. I am willing to be your biological son as far as you have accepted
me to be one with all your heart.

I was born on the may 7th 1973 and temporally residing in a small village as
a refugee in Gauteng province Johannesburg South Africa. My dear Mom, this
fund which was deposited in a security company is where my hopes to survive
in life depends but due to my political status there is nothing i can do
because the status does not warrant me to study or work, the united nations
only gives us about US$50 equivalent to the south African currency as a
social fund but the enviroment is not conducive for me at all. I want to
move from South Africa to the States before this month end to come and be
with you for the rest of my life and nationalise in the States. I love pets
such as cats, Dogs and dolls.

I want to tell you little story about my biography, I was born into a
catholic christian family and my late mother belonged to the Legion of mary
and a top member of christiam mother while my father was the former
cathchist in one of the catholic church in Bulawayo Zimbabwe. I was once a
mass servant at our cathedral and have receive a holy communion and
confirmation by the archbishop.

Finally, for us to commence with the process of this transfer, I have made
an enquiries and we need to solicite for an attorney whom will help and
obtain some necessary documents and to make the change of beneficiary from
my late father's name unto your name as my family trustee and nominated
beneficiary but if you can be able to visit South Africa in person we don't
need to consult a lawyer. Mom, due to my situation now i need a little
financial help from you inorder to pay for the lawyer fees who will commence
on the mode of the transfer immediately. Mom i need your help and urgent
response immediately to enable me look for a reputable attorney here in
Johannesburg but if you will fly down to meet with me face to face i would
be very greatefull to come and pick you at the airport while everything will
be completed here in Johannesburg and two of us will fly back to the States
for the investing of the fund and i have promised God that i will give 10%
of the total sum to the orphanage homes and less priviledged people, What do
you think?

Mom, while waiting for your response i wish you all the best and May the
almighty God keeps you alife. I need your telephone number where i will be
reaching you from time to time.

Yours Son,

Austin Rossman

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Austin:

You have truly made an old ladies' day. I feel so bad hearing your difficult story about what happened to your family. It is truly the blessing of the lord that has brought us together. You answered all my questions except 2. That was pretty easy to miss though because you wrote so much to me though.

1) What is your favorite food? (that way I can cook it for you when we meet)

2) Do you like bingo? (Its my favorite board game)

I love your idea of giving some of your money to charity, but I think maybe you could be more generous in your contribution. 10% isnt all that much. How about if we decided to give about 50% of the money away. Think of how good it would make us feel. Besides, once you join me in the states, I have plenty of money for the both of us. On the matter of the lawyer, Im a little confused....Please tell me what exactly we need a lawyer for? Then we can go from there.

On the matter of travelling to visit you, I think that sounds like a good idea. I dont know much about travelling though. I have never left this country, well except for during World War II when I was a combat nurse for several years. If you wanted to send me more information about what I would need to do to travel also, that would be great. I cant wait to hear from you soon.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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Dear Mom,

I forgot to ask you where you reside in the States?

Yours Son,

Austin

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Austin:

Im so glad you reminded me. I hadnt told you where I live. My address is

1212 Brandybuck Lane
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Hope to hear from you soon.

Love Mom

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Dear Mom,

I am just coming back from the evening mass and deceided to write you back
immediately.

The need to involve a lawyer is due to my political status i cannot do
anything regarding perfecting some legal papers that will warrant us to
transfer the fund out side Africa without an involvement of an attorney.
Regarding your travelling to South Africa, South Africa is a peacefull
country and it's very easy because an American passport holder does not need
a visa to visit South Africa, You only need a return ticket, Mom, I want to
meet you face to face inorder to feel that loving kindness of mother once
more.

My favourite food is salad, rice, chiken and pap. I don't know what is
bingo, what does bingo means? can you teach me?.

Finally, We need to involve a lawyer whom will start preparing an affidavit
of trust before your arrival to enable him obtain a legal change of
beneficiary of the consignment on your name as my trustee and beneficiary.
Can you be able to come down this weekend to South Africa? It's very
important so that we shall finalise before the month end.

I need your response today mom.

Regards,

Your Son,

Austin Rossman

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Dearest Austin:

Sorry I havent written back to you sooner. The past day and a half has been very hectic. My cat, Pookie, had 7 kittens. I was very busy cleaning them up and making sure they had a safe place to sleep. On top of that, I was up all night bottle feeding them milk one by one. My, they are so precious.

When we meet, I will make you a rice and chicken dinner like you've never had. By the way, what is Pap?

As far as coming to see you, as I said, Im an old lady that has never travelled, except during the war. I dont even have a passport. Since Im not very good at computers, would you mind trying to find me some information on how I can get one? I'd really appreciate it dear. Then hopefully by the middle or end of next month I can come visit you. I cant wait. Oh, that reminds me, do you have any pictures so I can see what you look like? Hope to hear from you soon.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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Dear Mom,

Congratulations for one of your cat having kittens. I have contacted one of
the top law firms here in Johannesburg regarding their consultations
requirements and they said that their aplication, consultation legal
professional charges will cost US$1250. I told them your age and you cannot
be able to come down but they made me to understand that they will perfect
everything on your behalf at your absence and make the remmittance smoothly
as far as their fees is paid in full.

For the picture you requested, the cafe which is in the refugee camp does
not have a scanner where to scan it but i would have loved to send it right
away to you by a speed post but i don't have money for the courier service.

Finally, this is the informations of the law firm:

Name: Barrister Robert Campbell

Tel:+27 73 444 5229

Email:[email protected]

You can contact them now and enquire from Mr Campbell the modalities
required because i have told them a brief introduction about you to be my
mom.

Thanks and looking forward to receive your mail today.

Yours Ever,

Austin Rossman.

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Dear Mr. Robert Campbell Esquire:

I am writing this letter on behalf of my soon to be son, Austin Rossman. I am helping him with a transaction and was told to contact you for the details. I can be contacted at the following email address: [email protected]. Thanks for your time.

Edith Whipple

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Dear Son:

It was great to hear back from you today. I always look forward to receiving your wonderful emails. I have contacted the attorney and am waiting for a response. Regardless of what happens with the attorney, I would still like to visit you next month. Is that still possible? If so, what paperwork would I need? Can you also find me information on how I can get a passport?

Sorry about your scanner not working at the refugee camp, I would very much have liked to see your sweet face. I will probably not be able to get back to you until tomorrow some time, as I have been very busy caring for the kittens. Can't wait to hear from you soon.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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From:Barrister Robert Campbell

Tel:+27 73 444 5229

Email:[email protected]

To:Mrs Ethel/Edith Whiple

Attn: Mrs Whiple,

Greetings!!! this is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. Yes Mr Austin Rossman who is currently staying in Johannesburg refugee home came to our firm yesterday for an enquiries regarding assisting him in transfering his family inheritance fund out side South Africa to your account cordinates in the States. We have agreed to assist him legally to ensure that the transfer will be completed smoothly according to the international monetary and banking policies.

Finally, For us to proceed accordingly we have receive an evidence of payment of US$1250 which is for our consultation and legal professional charges.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and patronage.

Sincerely Yours,

Bar.Robert Campbell ESQ

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Dear Barrister Robert Campbell:

Please send me an itemized list of what exactly the costs entail plus a full explanation of each item. When that is done, we can proceed from there. Thanks.

Ethel 'Edith' Whipple

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Attn:Mrs Whipple,

Received your mail and find below the itemised cost of the US$1250

1.US$450 is for consultation fees and international transfers

2.US$ 600 is for the legal professional charges

3.US$200 for the deed of conveyance at the South African department of justice which will qualify you to be the beneficiary of Rossman's family fund.

That's how the cost goes and looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks for your patronage and anticipated cooperation.

Sincerely Yours,

Bar.Robert Campbell.

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Dear Mr. Campbell:

When you get you be my age, some things dont make much sense. I got your email, but could you please explain in more detail what you mean by each of the terms? Im horrible with all this lawyer stuff. Thanks in advance.

Ethel Whipple

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Attn: Mrs Whiple,

Received your mail but there is nothing i would explain to you again because i have explained all the necessary things on my first mail but it seems you are not serious from your words. I am a very busy person and cannot tie down my activities answering your questions. If my explanations is not clear with you kindly contact Mr Rossman to solicite for another Law firm but if you are ready for our assistance kindly go ahead and make the payment which i have explained to you in details what the US$1250 stands for.

Thanks for your understanding.

Regards,

Bar.Robert Campbell.

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Dear Mr. Robert Campbell:

Im not sure I really like your tone of voice young man. Have you ever heard the mantra, "The customer is always right?" Apparently not. You insult me with your words like I am some sort of ignoramus, when it is you that has minimal grasp of the English language. If you want to play like a big tough guy and try to intimidate me because I'm 78 years old, then so be it. But I WILL NOT be paying any money until I am able to ask questions and find out what is going on. Sorry, but not all of us are scumbag lawyers like yourself. As a matter of fact, this concludes our business I believe. DO NOT attempt to contact me again, and I will be telling Mr. Rossman what a weasel I feel you are. Good day sir.

One other thing, when it becomes a chore for a legitimate lawyer to say he doesnt have time to answer questions then it has become a sad day in this world.

Ethel Whipple

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Dear Austin:

I must tell you that I am not happy at all. I had been in correspondence with the lawyer and was asking him some questions. Being my age and all I dont always understand stuff. So anyway, he send me back a nasty email telling me he doesnt have time to answer my questions and such. But he sure as heck doesnt mind me paying the bill though. Well, I told him that he would not be seeing any money from me. I WILL NOT deal with an ignoramus like that. I have enough on my mind with the kittens and dont need to deal with this. In fact, Im thinking this has pretty much soured me towards this whole experience. If you consider him a good lawyer, maybe we do not have as much in common as I thought we did. It just hurts me so because I felt like we have become so close. I feel like just going and crying now. How can someone be so mean?

Ethel
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Dear Mom,

Goodmorning!! What have i done wrong to deserve this from you? Please Mom i
don;t have any other parents except you and God. I need your help Mom. I
have called another law firm but they are more expensive than Mr Campbell's
office, They charge US$2500 for their charges and to secure other necessary
documents required to finalise with this transfer.

Mom How about the cats and kittens? I hope they are in good condition if so
may glory be to God.

I will be waiting anxiously to hear from you unfialingly today because time
is no longer on my side as the moth end is around the corner. I need your
private telephone number because i want to speak with you. I really need it
please.

Thanks,

Yours Son,

Austin Rossman.

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Dear Austin:

Please dont feel like you dont have any parents. Ive been very upset over this whole ordeal. The lawyer has really caused me all kinds of stress. And to top it all off, 4 of my precious kittens died the last 3 days, thats why you havent heard from me. Im just so tired and exhausted. I wish so badly to see you. There is one thing that would really make my day. If you did this, I would feel like I have something to live for. I would love for you to send me a picture of yourself holding a sign that says, "I Love you mom." It would mean so much to me as I have never heard those words. Im still very disgusted with that Mister Campbell fellow, but if you did this, I would send you or him out the money order as soon as I receive it. Sorry if this sounds dumb, but you must remember I can be a stubborn old lady some times. You mean the world to me and I very much hope to hear from you soon. Could you also please talk to that Mr. Campbell and ask him if he could email me some copies of the paperwork to me? It would really ease my stress.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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Dear Mom,

Your mail has been received and my symparthy to your deceased kittens. As i
told you my previous situation that the refugee where am staying does not
have a scanning machine to scan my picture to you but i can send it through
speed post but unfortunately i don't have money to take the picure saying
what you ask me to say and also to send it through post. Mom I would be very
greatefull if you can send me US$50 which will enable me to take the picture
and send it.

I spoke to Mr Campbell regarding your request but he said that his firm
cannot proceed with our project till we pay his US$1250. Mom i want you to
contact him and ask him means which will be used to remmit the fees to
enable him proceed.

I love you Mom, Furthermore Mr Campbell ask me to collect your number
because he wants to speak with you. Please Mom on your next mail kindly send
your number please.

Your Son,

Austin.

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Dear Son,

I'll tell you what I'll do. I know there has to be someone around that has a scanner you could use to take that picture with the sign that says, "I Love You Mom". If you can send me an email copy of that within the next few days, not only will I pay the lawyer fee, but I will also send you $1500 to help get you off your feet and to help with your costs. Please dont deny your mother, its not like Im asking for very much. Once we do this, we can then arrange to have you come over and live with me and the kitties. Hope to hear from you soon.

One other thing, you can tell the lawyer that I will deal with him on ONE CONDITION, he must send me a letter of apology for insulting me and my intelligence.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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Attn: Whiple,

I sincerely appologise for my statements towards you. I promise i cannever be mean to you anymore. Mr Rossman brought his picture all the way from the camp and ask me to assist him to scan the picture for your perusal.

Thanks and looking forward for the next step to follow.

Robert.

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Attn:Whipple,

Recive the picture.

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Dear Mr. Robert Campbell:

Although I think your apology is a bit halfhearted I guess I will accept it for what it is. I accept your apology. I lost our previous email where you explained to me what the bill entailed. If you could kindly send me that, then give me instructions of what we need to do next, then we can proceed from there.

Ethel Whipple

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Dear Mom,

I have managed to walk a long distance from the location where the refugee
camp is situated to the attorney's firm. I gave him the picture to scan and
send to you. I was wearing a white linen African wear and saying Mom I love
you. I am also glad for your willingness to help me. I appreciate Mom. I
love you with all my heart Mom.

Confirm to me if you recive the picture from Robert Campbell.

Bye for now Mom and waiting for your good response.

Your Son,

Austin.

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Dear son:

I have sent an email to the attorney and am waiting to hear back from him on how to proceed. I will keep you updated.

I did receive your picture and I must say you are a handsome young man. I was a little bit disappointed though in one thing. I dearly wanted you to hold a sign that said "I Love You Mom." I was hoping to get it today so that I could get it blown up and framed to hang on my wall. I have already withdrawn the $1250 for the lawyer from my account today and am just waiting for his final instructions. I also withdrew a special gift from my account for you. I'll give you a hint, its more money than Im giving to the lawyer. All I really want though is that picture of you. I am 78 and know that sometimes I can be stubborn, but you dont want to turn down your mother do you? Please do this for me and you will be very well taken care of. I need to know that someone loves me. I cant bear being this lonely. Please have the lawyer take the picture of you that I want.

On another note, the kittens I have left are doing much better. They are starting to put on weight and are a bit healthier. I have even decided to name one after you, my dear Austin. I felt very bad also about the death of your parents and would love to honor them by naming 2 of the kittens after them. What were their names again?

Please get back to me soon. I love hearing from you so much. I would also really love that picture too, hint hint. It would make me so happy.

Love Mom,

Ethel

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Attn:Mrs Whipple,

Received your mail and find below the itemised cost of the US$1250

1.US$450 is for consultation fees and international transfers

2.US$ 600 is for the legal professional charges

3.US$200 for the deed of conveyance at the South African department of justice which will qualify you to be the beneficiary of Rossman's family fund.

That's how the cost goes and looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks for your patronage and anticipated cooperation.

Sincerely Yours,

Bar.Robert Campbell

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Attn: Mrs Whipple,

Make the payment via moneygram transfer newtwork in the name of Mr Kelvin Green Ndah. Johannesburg South Africa.

Regards,

Bar.Campbell

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Mister Campbell:

Here is the information for the moneygram that I sent out earlier today:

To: Mr Kelvin Green Ndah
From: Ethel Whipple
Control Number: 9564325
Security Question: Name of Favorite Kitty?
Answer: Austin

Hope this is what you need and have a nice day. Please tell Austin Im still waiting for his new picture with the sign saying he loves me.

Ethel Whipple

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Dear Mom,

I have sent you my picture where i was shouting Mom i love you. Please help
me and finalise this transaction so that i wouls start coming to you and be
with the kittens. I will take them as my little brothers and sisters as you
took me as your son.

Thanks your son,

Austin.

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Dearest Austin:

I have sent Mr. Campbell the money earlier today. I sent it via money gram as he requested. Please write me back dear, I miss you.

I am a little hurt you did not send the other picture that I asked you too. If you are going to be my son, I will love you but you will be expected to do what your mother says. Please think about that a little for me.

Love,

Mom (Ethel)

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Attn:Mrs Whipple,

Thanks very much, I have received the money but i have told austin to hold on with the transfer procedures because i want to buy 1250 pregnant cats which will have kittens worth of 7,000. I want to sell those kittens inorder to make sum profits before engaging with the transfer. I would love to name of the cat Ethel, How do you feel? Please i need to know your late husbands name so that the male one will be named after your late husband.

I dreamt that you are an old witch, What do you think? Are you a witch because in Africa people who are nursing cats are witches but i pray you are not one.

Bye and have a bleesed day.

Robert.

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Dear Mr. Campbell:

Please dont be upset with me, it makes me feel sooo badly. It is so obvious to me that you are a well educated lawyer, hahaha, yeah right. First of all dumbass, if your going to play a lawyer at least have the brain to spell right. Secondly, how is your gay lover Austin doing? Your obviously the same person as him, or if not then your probably his butt buddy. I cant believe that you actually think that people would fall for such a lame ass story as this. I wish your barrister ass would come hear so that I could terminate you like your bitch of a mother should have before you were born. How does it feel to know that I wasted a bunch of your time? I enjoyed it because you two ponces provided me with a ton of free entertainment. This truly is the most fun I have had in a long time. Goodbye for now dipshit. OH, by the way, Ethel has just cast a voodoo curse on you. In three hours your pecker will fall off, then you will turn into a cat. Bye.

Love,

Ethel (If that is my real name)
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Dear WITCH,

Fork ur ass. I rebuke you in Jesus name and you will turn to a rat and your so called cats and kittens will eat you up.

Very stupid idiot and lesbian.

Foolish mugu, You are a bastard mugu and God will punish you.

Ethel WHIPPLE.

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Dear Mr. Campbell:

I feel really bad to see you as upset as this. Here you were thinking you had a big payday coming and instead you got nothing. Well, except for the internet charges that you wasted talking to me. How does it feel to be scammed yourself you worthless hunk of shit? Do you like the feeling? I hope so. By the way, the kittens said hello.

Ethel

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Dear Ethel,
>
> You are murder fucker, Fuck u, Fuck the cats and the
> kittens. You thought you are clever but fuck you too
> and any person whom want to be down with you fuck
> that person.
>
> Receive your money back via moneygram:
>
> Name Of sender:Guy Man
>
> Name of receiver:cats and kittens
>
> Control number:11111111
>
> Test question:What is your name
>
> Answer:Mugu.
>
> I hope this is all informations you needed so pls as
> soon as you recive the money kindly get back to me
> because i have finish selling the pregnant cats and
> kittens.
>
> AMOUNT SEND:US$1,000,000.OO
>
> Regards,
>
> Guy Man.
>

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Dear Mr. Campbell:

I walked 14 miles to the Moneygram store and they said
the money was not there or did not exist. Can you
send me a copy of the receipt please?

You know what I find the most funny? I bet every time
you see a cat you are going to think of how I wasted
all your time. That just makes my day. Imagine if
you had spent all this time actually trying to do
something constructive or actually working? Something
to think about.

Please write back, as your ignorance always gives me
something to laugh about.

Ethel

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:02 pm

Hilarious!

"Make the payment via moneygram transfer newtwork"

A network of newts?

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:50 am

lol i like the whole rich widow thing, i might try that

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:54 am

excellent bait!