I'm back, and I brought coffee. And doughnuts.

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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:36 am

Aha! I knew the offer of doughnuts and coffee would lure you all in here! The main prey of the successful scambaiter, after all... well, isn't either one of those two.

Anywho, after a much too long departure from my favorite online community, I have decided to return. Yes, 4ch-er-419eater is back in my life! (Just kidding, I hate 4chan)

Now, I only got... 15,737 new scam emails in my bait box. Anybody want a few?

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:39 am

True addicts can never give up - welcome back!

I'm on a diet right now, please make it a tomato and a glass of water for me.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:49 am

Sorry, all out of tomato. But I do have this loaf of bread. But it's a little frozen, like a fish. Please hold it on top of your head. And hold this bottle of water to your ear, as if you're pouring it in. Thank you Smile

And thanks for the welcoming, It's great to be back Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:46 am

And 419Eater, unlike 4-chan, won't leave lots of thumbnails all over your internet cache that would get you in trouble with the police.

Well not often anyway. Laughing

Welcome back!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:54 am

Welcome back Crotcheecher. beers!

Trying hard not to drool all over the donuts, especially if they are from Krispy Creme. Too bad all the Krispy Creme donut shops closed down in Oz earlier this year. crying

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:57 pm

dbest03 wrote:

Too bad all the Krispy Creme donut shops closed down in Oz earlier this year. crying

No!! The first place I ever had one was in Sidney airport, served me by a very unhappy looking fatboy. Obviously he wasn't allowed to eat the merchandise any more.

I know it's not exactly health food, but tastes so good.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:54 pm

Welcome back crotcheecher, milk and 1 sugar and a pink jammie from Greggs please Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:52 pm

Sorry ya'll, seems the doughnuts are all gone. I have this tasty arrangement of stale bagels though, they're like donuts, right?

Thanks all for the warm welcoming party Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:13 pm

Large coffee for me, please!!

Welcome back!!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:37 pm

Welcome back, crotcheecher! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:58 pm

So Bart Fargo wants a whole pot of coffee. Must be putting out some hurting on them lads.

Thanks again ya'll!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:43 pm

super high caffeine and no sugar, thanks. If the mug falls over the coffee shouldn't come out in may less than three seconds. Welcome back! pull up a fresh lad and pour on the pain.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:50 pm

One steaming cup of mud coming right up. Just let me go to the garden.

Got 2 lads already feeling the pain! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:40 am

Welcome back crotcheecher. I was wondering if you...

Naah, I really wasn't. I see that your Eaterversary is coming up and I suspect that you come back annually for cake and ice cream. Wink

I hope you stay around and help beat up scammers. They certainly have missed you.

No coffee for me. I just had chilled water melon.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:01 am

Is my eaterversary really coming around? Wow! I didn't even where's the cake?

And it had better be chocolate ice cream, with brownie bits! I mean uh, no no Of course I'm here cuz I missed you all Very Happy

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