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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:04 am

This is my first official scam, before I ever came on this site, or learned the fine arts to scam baiting. Idris seemed more of a coward than anything else, and he quickly tried to get me to Nigeria. Of course, Ben Dover is quite nice to scam, but his wife Alex is the real deal.

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From: Idris Abdulah
No.35 Rivonia Road
Sandton S/Africa.
Tel: +27 83-426-3362
Fax: +27 72-559-9298

REF: INVESTMENT FUND OF TOTAL AMOUNT OF US$32,000,000.00 (THIRTY TWO MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY)

Following the receipt of your fax message; Base on your interest in helping
us in this transaction, I am very pleased to confirm to you the procedures
through which we can conclude the transaction as soon as possible.

I believe that friends are found and friends are made, what we required from
you is your honesty, trust and pure sincerity to assist us and I pray God
will give you a kind heart to be straightforward with us.

First, I wish to inform you that International Remittance, are done through
local banks here in South Africa, we can only move this money through the
banking network here and that entails that you have to come to South Africa
as soon as possible for you to secure an account in your name where this
money will be deposited for onward telegraphic transfer to your nominated
Bank Account overseas. We need a special account here for the deposit of
this huge amount of money. This account is called Foreign Currency
Investment Account and it will be denominated in US Dollars. All these
required is a reference letter from your Bank abroad stating that you
maintain a Bank account with them and the account is well operated.

Furthermore, I have made a concrete arrangement with an Independent
Financial Consultant, who will help us to open the account and at the same
time help for the smooth transfer of the funds to your designated Bank
Account Overseas.

YOU ARE EXPECTED TO REACT URGENTLY BY DOING THE FOLLOWING:

A) You will be expected to visit Johannesburg, South Africa to open a
non-resident investment account with one of the very efficient commercial
banks here in your own name, where the money (US$32,000,000,00) will be
lodged for subsequent transfer into any of your nominated bank. The bank
here requires a current detail of your account statement, which you can from
the above third paragraph. However, the Law of this country prohibits me
from operating an account as an Asylum seeker.
B) Once you arrive here, I will have a brief meeting with you and the
consultant before proceeding to the bank for the opening of account, the
moment we secure this account I will proceed to the security company where
the fund is currently deposited to settle the storage fees and retrieve this
consignment, thereafter, permission to transfer this fund will be giving by
you into your account overseas, I will arrange and meet with you in your
country for the disbursement of the funds and expected investment as you may
advise.
C) It is important and urgent that you arrange for this trip as soon as
possible because of the huge storage/demurrage fees that the consignment is
incurring per week due the high cost of insurance placed on the consignment.
You should please inform me by fax on when you will be visiting South Africa
so that I can make hotel reservation for and also pick you up at the
Airport. This transaction will take you about three (3) days to conclude
upon your arrival in Johannesburg. Most importantly, this transaction is
absolutely risk-free and requires an urgent and close attention.

Finally, advise me urgently on your flight schedule by fax, So as to notify
the Security Company of the date of collecting the consignment from them.
Please call me to acknowledge the receipt of this fax message.

Thanks and my regards to your family, God bless you. I look forward to
hearing from you very soon.

Yours truly,
Idris Abdulah

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 11:12 AM ( 2 months ago )
From "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
To [email protected] [Add]
Subject Re: PROCEDURE Show full header

Mr. Adbulah,

How is your dear mother doing? Has she been to the hospital yet?
Please have her get to the hospital Idris, my grandmother died last
year because she refused to go to the hospital until the cancer was
so far gone. Good health is very important to me.

I received your email with excitement, I can't wait to get started!
I have some questions however, because the details are still very
sketchy to me.

1. I haven't sent you a fax or anything, do you need me to send you
one? I ask this because in your email you kept mentioning faxes. I
do have a fax machine if we need one for this venture.

2. You said that the consignment was in storage. From your
proceeding email, you just said that your dad put money in the
bank...did the bank buy something with your father's money? If so,
what is it? I hope it's not anything perishable. My uncle Cornelius
had a huge consignment worth two million dollars in a warehouse over
here, and it was totally destroyed by mice. Please, go check at the
warehouse and make sure the shipment is intact.

3. Do you need more information about me before you ask me to come
to your country? I still don't understand the transaction, please
explain it better. I feel like I need some more information from
you. All I know is your name and that fact that your mother is ill,
are you married, do you have any kids? What do you do?

Myself, I own my own business, it's become a huge conglomerate. I'm
the fore running seller of nerf balls in the world. We sell nerf
balls to everyone, we are even supplying Athens with a whole
shipment for the Olympics. I'm a great believer in mother nature,
and retaining the earth for our children. Right now, I'm in Honduras
campaigning for Green Peace,--can you believe, they don't have any
such natural preservations over here!

4. To my understanding, you need a letter from my bank right? What
exactly do you want them to say? Does it have to have my bank
account on it? Can I email this to you being that speed is of the
essence? Well, today is Friday, and my bank is closed, but on
Monday, i'll email my business manager and have him contact the bank
for me.

Please Idris, answer these questions so that I will know how to
proceed.

Sincerely,

Ben Dover.

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Mon, Aug 2 2004 9:33:31 PM +0000
From: Idris

MR. BENJAMIN DOVER,

I AM VERY GLAD FOR YOUR GOOD RESPONSE AND YOUR SYMPATHY TOWARDS THIS
TRANSACTION, MR.BENJAMIN NOW I HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QESTION ONE AFTER THE
OTHER.

1;I WANT YOUR FAX AND TELEPHONE NUMBER BECAUSE OF EASY COMMUNICATION AND
ALSO THERE ARE SOME DOCUMENT THAT MUST BE SEND BY FAX, ALSO YOUR TELEPHONE
IS NEEDED SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU AND INTERACT WITH YOU.

2;THIS SAID CONSIGNMENT IS IN THE SECURITY COMPANY AND NOT IN BANK AND IT
WAS STORED IN THE SECURITY FOR SECURITY REASON .YOU SAID I SHOUD GO BACK
TO WAREHOUSE AND CHECK AND I WENT EVERYTHING WAS INTACT

3 THE IMFORMATION I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR PHOTO COPY OF YOUR I.D.OR
INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT .I AM MARRIED AND WITH THREE KIDS .YOU ASK WHAT I AM
DOING .FOR NOW I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING.I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO COME DOWN AND
CONCLUDE WITH ME SO THAT THAT I CAN FLY WITH YOU TO YOUR COUNTRY

4;ABOUT CONTACTING THE BANK .DON''T CONTACT BANK AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH ONE OF THE BANKER HERE AND HE AGREED TO HELP ME AND DO
EVERYTHING

THANKS FROM

IDRIS ABDULAH

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 1:28 PM
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: more scamming

Idris ol' chap,

Please call me Ben Dover, all my friends do. I now consider you a
friend. You never answered my question about your mother's
health...have you taken her to the hospital? It's imperative that
you take her to the hospital, I don't care if it may be expensive, I
will brook no argument from you. I'm sure in the few days, we will
have all the money, and if you have a dead mother and lots of money,
how do you think you will feel? Please, take her to the hospital, I
beg you to do this this my friend.

My telephone number is 1-940-234-8507, although right now I'm not
at home, I'm still in Honduras on a Green peace Mission. I can only
send out email by satellite, they don't have any phone lines here.
However, I can retrieve messages from my inbox if you see fit to
leave a message. You can also use this as my fax number, i just have
to know when you are going to fax something, so that I can hook it
up. If not, it downloads to a microprocessor until I can recieve it.

Hey dude, do you have problems between your wife and your mother? My
uncle Cornelius swears to his dying day that he never should have
brought his mom and his wife a house together...he doesn't have
peace. I myself have thought the same thing, whenever I see Uncle
Corny sleeping in his car outside, while the two women are yelling
and screaming at each other. And trust me dude, they scream like
banshees. I can tell you striaght up that my Aunt Maureen is a real
screamer, sounds like a cat screeching, like tires screeching. As
for my other Grandma, she calls the cats!

Alright, about the passport, I can't send it now cos it's not with
me. Because of the terrorists, all passports of citizens coming to
Honduras are kept at the Embassy over here. I can retrieve it
tommorrow, i'll take the boat out first thing in the morning. While
I'm in town, I'll make a photocopy of that and scan it to you. Does
that sound ok?

What exactly is the consignment old man? I was just wondering. I
hope it's not anything illegal like drugs or some crap like that.
I'm not into breaking the law Idris. Is the consignment in barrels
or bins or cardboard boxes? Who packed it? What is it? I need to
know because it may be something that I can send easily when I ship
my nerf balls to your country.

Look old man, I think you should get a job. Anyjob would be good,
just something to bring home at the end of the game. You don't want
wifey giving you grief that she's the one bringing in the punane, do
you? Cos women get ideas like that into their heads and try to read
you the Writs of Justice.

I should know. Before I started my nerf ball company, all i did was
play with balls all day long. I enjoyed golf, tennis and racquetball
especially though I'm not a star athlete. The Mrs. always threw a
fit that she was going to work (she's a doctor) and I'm not doing
squat. To please her, I started designing them, and look where I am
today. I"m telling ol' chap, when there's a will there's a way. You
might find something that you are really good at, and make tons of
punane from it.

Now I have all the time in the world for my hobbies. Do you believe
in Green peace? and Peace in the Middle East? I think you should
sign off your emails with Peace in the Middle East, so that I know
that you believe in peace like I do. I'm all about peace.

The campaign trail is doing ok. The President has an appointment
with our leader tommorrow, hope that goes ok, and we can head out of
this mosquito ridden area. Do you all have mosquitoes there in South
Africa? I hear you all have white men running things over
there...you all need to do something about that Idris, go into
politics or something.

Anyway, I have to go, got some signs to make for the march tommorrow.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
Ben Dover.

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From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:03:13 +0000
To: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks for caring Ben

Hi Ben

I received your mail today, you are quite an interacting
person and I enjoy
such company. How is your day, I presume people around you
must be happy
always because you sound generouse and cool to me.

Well my mother for sure is well taking care of; she is the
only precious
thing I have for now, so her health matters to me and the
hospital here are
doing very great in giving her the best treament so far.

However we are not a citizen of South Africa, so we are not
authorize to
invest or giving a work permit opportunity because of our
status a refugee
(asylum seeker) so we have no right to be involved in their
politics. Also
thanks for the telephone number which you have provided so
that I can reach
you easly and keep communicating for further information
and requirements
regarding this transaction.

I wait your reply soon.

Peace in th middle east!

Idris

Notice that he really can't spell.

Date: Fri, 6 Aug 2004 1:01 AM
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Idris old man!

Idris ol' chap,

I got your email and I really liked reading it. However,
you didn't tell me much about yourself. What are your
hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time? What
makes you tick? What turns you on? Are you married? Do you
have kids?

I want this to be a reciprocal relationship. You ask me
questions about me, I"ll answer and ask you questions
again. Can you indulge me Idris? Can we be friends?

I had a lousy few days. I was arrested along with the other
protestors right outside the Master Bather's Hall yesterday. I got
severly beaten by some guards, spent the night in jail, and
had to call the missus to send her lawyer to get me out. It
seems that the Hondurans have laws against everything, and
a big law they have is one against picketing. That's why I
haven't talked to you in a while.

I'm packing my things now under the watchful eye of a
police officer. We are all being deported, the Hondurans
don't care about the Earth. This is one of the risks with my
hobbies, but I still have to do what I do, help protect Mother
Nature from pollution and destruction.

However, that just makes it easier for me. I'll be joining
the Mrs. in Tahiti for the rest of the weekend, and then
heading back home next week. One thing about my wife is
that no matter what, she always has my back. I like keeping
her out of the hotspots whenever I'm one peace trips, cos
you never know what can happen.

I will spend the weekend healing from the beating. Dr.
Imacootie said that I should be fine, I just need to take
it easy for the next few days.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST....AND IN HONDURAS TOO!

Ben Dover.

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From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 07 Aug 2004 15:07:57 +0000
Subject: Be carefull my friend

Dear Ben

I 've receive your mail with pity on your setuation over there. I hope you
will come out there alife; may God protect and guaid you out from there
safely Amen.

However I will Like to have a formal discusion with you perhalps when you
are out and safe from Honduras, So as soon as you are out from there please
let me know so that we will have a thourogh introduction and I want to know
if I can reach you on your phone number were-ever you are?

Stay safe till I hear from you again and I will keep on praying for you.

Peace in the Middle east

Idris.

Here come more excuses....

Date: Mon, 9 Aug 2004 11:06 PM
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Be carefull my friend

Idris my man,

Thanks for the prayers, email and words of encouragement ol' chap.
It's been a rocking weekend in Tahiti, sipping on gin and juice,
drinking magaritas watching the sun go down. Belly dancing and
watching the missus belly dance...she can wiggle her patootie like no
other creature on God's green earth.

My wounds are mainly healed now, they were more bruises and scrapes
than anything else. Dr. Imacootie just wants me to stay out of hot
zones for the next coupla days to make sure your buddy is totally A
OK! Besides, the missus has been keeping me very, very entertained,
if you get my drift Wink

I'm leaving for Oregon in a few minutes, we should be there later
this morning. I'm heading back to the ranch and my factory, just
making sure the nerf ball biz is still kicking. I have the best
foreman, George, at my back, and he knows alot about the bizness. He
says that my shipment made it to Greece A OK, so I guess I should be
getting a fat check in a few days from the committee for a little
over 1 million.

Now, I must let you know dear chap, I don't have a cell phone, can't
stand those infernal things. Plus, it's hard when I"m out campaigning
and picketing, to answer the phone, so I generally keep in touch with
the missus and she passes messages along to me.

So call her cell phone, and she'll let me know whatever the message
is. She is pretty good with that, relying messages. Although she is a
busy woman in her own right, she still remembers everything I ever
told her. I like that woman like I love peace.

Now her number is 1-940-234-8507 . When you call, be real nice to
her, cos my babycakes is a sweetheart and I don't want her vexed in
any way. Hopefully, I'll be within tupping distance, and she can just
tup me for you.

Until I hear from you again,

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

Ben Dover.

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To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 20:52:57 +0000
Subject: Waiting to hear from you

Dear Ben

I am happy to hear that you are getting better and things are going ok now;
I want to know if the lady you gave me her number to call on your behalf
knows about this transaction so that I don't get her embarace by my
communication and what is her name?. Most importantly, I want to know when
you can be able to come to South Africa for this transaction and if it is
not condussive for you to come then we can start the transaction through
transfer to your safe nominated bank account but is very important that you
come.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 7:54 PM
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you

Idris dear chap,

Feel free to call my woman anything you damn well please, Alexis has
no problem answering to anything. My favorite things to call her are
dearie, sexpot, #8 Shiley, sexkitten, foley,sexy mama, tita, mama
mia, canabisia Fancy...she is really Fancy and pretty much anything
else under the sun. But if you want to be respectful, address her as
Mrs. Dover, better still, Dr. Dover, she'll get a kick out of that.

Now the best times to call? My angel is awake for hours, time is
usually not a factor, she keeps that phone at her hip, in a lil slip
disk and guards it like it's her cub. She has 3 phones actually, but
the number I gave you in the one she's on generally. She knows about
the biz, don't worry, Fancy is my right hand. She has a greater
bizness sense than even I do.

Well, I would love to come to South Africa. Let me know when you need
me to come and I'll begin to make necessary arrangements. I'm sure my
#8 Shiley would want to come too, she is soooo found of travelling. I
need advance notice of when to come because I have some trips
scheduled for this month, going to Lima to campaign for the Rain
Forest and I'm also in the Rainbow Parade in San Francisco. I don't
know what else my darling foley has planned, you can finalize the
details with her, she has my little black book, and pretty much does
the scheduling and stuff.

Idris ol' chap, jetlag is no joke. Please tell me why I'm awake
checking email when the whole damn world is sleeping? Are you
sleeping? Do you ever get jetlag when you travel? Or does your leg
just cramp up? Some people can' travel at all, and I"m one of those.
I always have to fly with my pumpkin because I just knock myself out
with some Ativan or Versed, and by the time we get to our
destination, I'm high as a kite. That's the only way I can fly,
otherwise I'm a basket case.

Alright my man, hit me up when you get this. Keep the peace alive.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

ps: I noticed in your last email you didn't use our code sign off.
From now on, all other communication has to have our sign off. I want
to know that I'm dealing with the same person Idris. For now I will
give you the benefit of the doubt, but before I pass any other
pertinent information on to you, I want you to use the code word.
Capeche?>

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To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2004 19:25:48 +0000
Subject: THANKS FOR THE TIPS

Dear Ben

Thanks for the tips, I really enjoy chating with you on net. However I will
like you to start arranging for your coming to South Africa as soon as
possible and I will appreciate if you will come with your wife, I will love
to meet this woman that always make your day pleasurabe, she must be astra
ordinary.

I wait for your favourable reply soon and please forgive me for not using
the peace code in my last mail, I am very sorry for that mistake and I
promise to keep it up with you.

Peace in the middle east.

Idris.

He actually called me, but I don't know how to include audio as of yet. Pretty much it said his name, and that he called to talk to Ben Dover.
To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:54:50 -0400
Subject: Got your call

Idris ol' chap,

How is it going? You are right about one certain thing, my darling
foley makes my day most pleasurable. And the nights even more so;)

I left Athens yesterday, my nerf ball shipment didn't arrive on time
on their end, the Olympic planning committee started freaking out,
so I had to sweep in with an extra shipment of balls and everything
else to soothe their frazzled nerves.

Turns out that they actually made it to port, but were held up by
Athens Secret Service, ASS because of some legalities concerning my
franchise. Let me tell you ol' man, if I wasn't there, that stuff
wouldn't have been dealt with in such a hurry. You have to know when
to push buttons, and when to apply more pressure, and this was just
that kind of situation.

I just got back this morning, and my body hurts like hell. My sweet
duckling told me that you had called and even gave me the number to
reach you. I tried calling a few minutes ago, but I just heard alot
of loud noises on the other end, was that your cell phone or
something? Foley has a Verizon phone, and it's state of the art, she
can receive service anywhere and everywhere, even under a bridge or
underwater. Guess you should get one like that, if you are going to
be using it for business and stuff.

Ok, I'm just going to tie up some loose ends over here in Oregon,
then I'm heading out to Lima for the peace rally. I need to know if
you need anything else before I go, because that's the only why I
can have sexy mama take care of bizness.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Ben Dover.

PS: My wife says I should ask you for a picture before we continue,
to get a visual on what you look like. Just email your passport
photograph, like I emailed mine, and that works good enough for me.
She's a great believer in Zen and that one of the teachings, visuals
and personal contact. They say it enhances the transaction. You know
me....anything to please the missus.
*WINK*

Ok, I didn't call him back, but I told him that I did and was unable to get through. Good mugu that he is, he apologised.

Quote:

To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2004 20:50:16 +0000
Subject: Sorry for the network problem

Dear Ben

I am very sorry for the poor network you in counter communication when
trying to reach me, as requested of ym pass port photograpg, I will send it
to you as soon as possible.

However, Please let me know when exactly that you will be coming to enable
us prepare for your coming and the rest.

Please update me very important.

Peace in the Middle east

Idris.

Enter Mrs. Dover, quite the business woman, quite demanding.

To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 02:08:46 -0400
Subject: Peace from Lima!

Hello Mr. Idris,

This is Alexis writing for my erstwhile hubby in Lima. I talked to
him over the phone, he doesn't have his computer set up yet, and he
wanted me to tell you that as soon as he gets back from Lima, if the
Green Peace Rally goes as expected, he will contact you concerning
flight details.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at flights going in and out of Ghana, and when
I find one that Ben might like, I will let him and you know.

My husband said that you couldn't send him a picture. I'm very
disappointed in this news, and I would like to assure you that Ben
doesn't do anything, without my input, and if my input isn't
favorable, my darling won't comply. Zen Kabballah teaches inner truth
and purity, and I wish to discern your aura from your photograph.
Kindly send a current picture of yourself as soon as possible, so
that we can continue with this.

Until then, or when my hubby comes back from Lima, all communication
will be through me.

Alexis Dover

PS: Benjy said that I should write Peace in the Middle East at the
end of this email...some kind of code? How antiquated!

Quote:

To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 23:28:48 +0000
Subject: RE: Peace from Lima!

Dear Alexis

Thanks for updating me, Please send me your private fax number to send you
my photograph as requested.

Thanks,

Peace in the Middle East

Idris.

Now he's trying to stall me? The nerve Rolling Eyes

To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 08:03:51 -0400
Subject: About the Photograph

My good man,

One doesn't need a fax machine to send pictures. Just scan them unto
your computer, send as an attachment, and send away. If you insist,
you may use the fax number that my darling hubby said he gave you.
However, if the picture comes to us unclear, we will be very
displeased.

My husband is as kind as he is gullible, and I don't want anyone
taking advantage of him. I will review this deal carefully, you can
bet your life on that. Ben sends his regards. He is coming back from
Lima in a few days, he says to tell you that there has been no
trouble like there was in Honduras.

Peace in the East (or something like that)
Alexis.

Excuses, excuses, we hear them everyday....

Quote:

To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 10:15:43 +0000
Subject: About the Photograph

Dear Alexis

I am sorry that I don't have a scaner machine for now that is why I am
requsting for a fax number and to hesting time and hope you understand, So
please send me the fax number. However if my picture did'nt come out clear
on your side; then I will make it as matter of fact to resend through any
vissible means and please I will like to have a formal discussion with you
as directed by your husband, so your reachable telephone number is needed to
get you on line.

I have call you several times with only getting your voice mail message,
please correct this as I look foward to your fax number as to send the
picture. My humble regards to Ben

Thanks

Peace in the middle east

Idris

After this, he stopped emailing me for a few days. I figured he had left the bit but tried again to talk to him. Guess he doesn't like to be talked down to like he is an idiot. Shocked

To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2004 12:44:06 -0400
Subject: Re: About the Photograph

Igor,

My husband sends his regards. He is actually on his way back to
Oregon, and should be here within the next few hours. The green
peace rally went well and they were able to save many forests from
those scums of the earth, the contractors.

I'm very displeased with your complaints. You say you have tried to
reach me several times, yet I have only received one message in
which Ben did call you back...I'm sure he did.

Once again, my cell phone number is 1-940-234-8507. I'm expecting a
call soon. You can also use this number to send a fax, if you insist
on faxing your picture. I'm willing to wait for 24hours for your
response.

Ben should be jetlagged out by then, and I will either give him a
favorable report, or a dismayed one. Either way, my turdly fellow,
I'm fine with it. I just so hate disappointing my husband, he has
grown quite fond of having you around.

Sincerely,

Alexis Dover.

Just a mild slap, to let him know who holds the reins to this horse. Well he realized that I wasn't going to cave first, so he actually sent me the pic. Not exactly what I had in mind, and obviously a fake. I was already bored with him and had moved on to bigger fish.

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To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 14:45:10 +0000
Subject: RMy asylum seeker with the my picture on top corner of it

Note; Forwarded Attachment:

Dear Dover
The attachment is my asylum permit with my picture by the top corner. I hope
it will be okey for your request.

I wait for your comment.

Thanks

Idris

WILL ADD ASYLUM PERMIT ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT:)

He didn't write me for another few days, and I try dangling the worm by bringing her 'erstwhile hubby' back.

To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2004 17:42:05 -0400
Subject: Peace from Oregon!

Idris ol man,

How is it going? I'm officially back from Lima. Peru was hot hot
PIPING HOT! Est mucho caliente! See, I picked up some of the locale
lingo while I was there, and you'll find it interspersed in
everything I say now.

How is everything on your end? How is your moms doing? I do hope that
she is much recovered from her illness of before. Which reminds me,
you never really told me what was wrong with her...anyway, as long as
she's healed, I'm a happy picnicker.

Forgive my lack of communication while I was away. Peru isn't as
advanced as some of the other countries I've been to, and my
satellite uplinker wasn't even downloading right. Anyway, as they say
in Rio Constanzas, roll with the punches!

The women here were mucho grande, and mucho labrisa but my darling
Foley is the finest of them all. I can't wait until she gets back
from Atlanta, without her, my life isn't the same. She whips me into
shape, that she does.

How is the bizness going? Let me know what your progress has been so
far. Unfortunately, the missus feels that you are quite the
unscrupulous fellow, you failed to give her a picture or some kabob
like that. Anyway, I hate to say this, but if my dear sexkitten pulls
the plug, our deal is off. I would hate to say that, but my dear can
turn to quite the little tigress when she gets ticked off.

She actually threw a hissy fit the size of Kansas when I told her
that I was stuck in Peru for a few more weeks. If not for the fact
she spent the weekend away, I'm sure that I would be sleeping on the
couch tonight. Ah, she vexes me so, but I love her sexy bottom
immensely.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

Ben Dover.

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To: [email protected]
From: "idris abdulah" <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 15:48:45 +0000
Subject: Re: About the Photograph

Dear Ben

PLease recomfirm the receipt of my assylum seeker document which I sent to
you.

Thanks,

Idris

shame on you idris. No passcode, no extra info. Was he getting as bored as I was? Well, I let him cool his heels for a bit and then dashed back a quick...

To: [email protected]
From: "Benjamin Dover" <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 02:52:21 -0400
Subject: Peace from Bulgaria

Dear Idris,

I'm in Bulgaria. Contact my darling Alexis at
[email protected]

She can forward your emails to me.

Peace in the middle east!

Ben Dover

No more messages so I guess he has fully punked out.

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:36 pm

pretty funny! Don't give up! harass him!!

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