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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:58 pm |
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Right I'm giving up! Let's face it - I have a writers block. For the last week, I've been unable to ick up on my baits when the lads go off script and give in to my plots. I'm just staring at a blinking cursor, but nothing comes out of it. Nothing. Sure, I can straight bait, send out canned response, and string the on, but anything more elaborate than that - nope.
It's horrible - what am I going to do, and more importantly - what are my lads going to do without my lame plots?!? It's serious, guys, serious, I tells ya! Any advise is welcome, even if it involves beating on stuff, getting drunk, or even laid. At this point, I'm prepared go give anything a try. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:05 pm |
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beating on stuff, getting drunk, or even laid |
I would try all that first.
I have been there and what always helps me is making my "plots" movie plots. I just think of different movies or tv shows and make that my bait. It kind of writes itself. Just change small details like character names and place but keep the overall plot the same. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:06 pm |
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you should come with me one of these days to do peyote in the desert, it clears your mind
edit: I didn't understand your problem before |
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BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:12 pm |
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^^^ Well, if it's any better than acid in the city, I'm game. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:17 pm |
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avoid acid in the city, specially at night, like the plague, NOT a nice experience |
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BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:33 pm |
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Or you use scripts for a while. I.e. prewritten replies, where you ramble about off-topic stuff which smell like money. And use them for all your mugus. And come back to normal "individual storytelling" as soon as you feel like it |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:38 pm |
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^^^ That's more or less what I do. The problem occurs when I run out of script and has to come up with more cunnings stuff. Wasn't a problem 2 weeks ago - is now.
Maybe banging my head into the pavement will help. Or better yet, banging some lads head into the pavement. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:43 pm |
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Or just take a break. Sometimes it helps to take a week off. The lads will be there for you when your back and refreshed. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:04 pm |
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No harm in letting your lads sweat a while! Baiting can be exhausting, and if a few days break will mean you dont burn out (and leave baiting) then have a break. How about a week enjoying all the vices and see where you end up? |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:55 pm |
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You need to think of this from a different angle. You're stuck and as a result, your lads are not getting the attention they deserve. Already, this is in violation of one of our most basic principles: never do more work than the las. Flip it around. You are a writer on the verge of a comeback and you are about to close a ten book deal. The only problem is you won't see a dime until you submit some killer story concepts and you're stumped. Now, if your lad can help you with that, that big fat check will be as good as yours... you get the idea. : D |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:41 am |
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I had a bait that was petering out and going nowhere.So I did a Mr Gomer dolla chop on the lad,then had my vic get in a terrible accident.Thankfully my vic had a friend who took over for him,and took the bait in a whole new direction.Got some laughs as the lad tried to explain who this Gomer fellow was,as he was the chief suspect in running my vic off the road. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:28 am |
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Thanks for all the advice, guys. I have a bit of stress in my life these days - I guess that's where the reason can be found. Maybe a couple of days without looking at my mailboxes whatsoever will give me the breather I need - I can always extend the break to a full week if it doesn't help. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:38 am |
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Stress you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfduFy26EE0&feature=related |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:20 am |
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I dunno,I sometimes feel thar ruining a lads day can be a great stress relief |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:37 am |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:14 am |
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You know, i just tried slapping this bastard lad, and that went like a charm.
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Dear Jordan,
How are you today, I receive your massage, what do you means? After all I have details you, still not understood? What manner of human are you? To avoid time wasted. Underline to me wear you do not understand consign this claim, and I am still ready to details you so that when we commence inside 2weeks Bank working days, we shall archive our aim.
Im waiting your urge respond. |
Hal Jordan wrote: |
HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU?!?! What manner of human I am??? What manner of MONKEY are you?!? You have sent me mail after mail, without being able to make sense, and you ask what kind of human I am?!? Is this how you treat potential costumers? No wonder your country is going to hell!! I demand a THOROUGH APOLOGY, or you can fuck off. I have never in my long life been this insulted! HOW DARE YOU?? Send me the apology or forget all about any damn transaction, you ingorant imbecile of a lizard brain!
Best regards
Hal |
Apparently, I don't suffer from a block when it comes to that. Maybe I should focus on slapping the living crap out of a few select lads, then maybe the block will go away. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:55 am |
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TheDane wrote: |
Maybe a couple of days without looking at my mailboxes whatsoever will give me the breather I need - I can always extend the break to a full week if it doesn't help. |
Or even longer! It can be very nice to come back to a baiting box after a couple of weeks or longer and see the flood of desperate messages from your lads. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:30 pm |
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solution:
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changed 2nd image to URL - causing forum blowout. Needs to be resized if you want to link it - dorothy |
_________________ x56 x2 x6 x2 x2 x4 x22 x2 x2 thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- Alott@ Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n Infl@table Dolls & Co. x18 website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle...
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:26 pm |
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You can always try dwatina's method
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:27 pm |
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^^ that picture is hangin in my room, under it says: life is full of difficult decissions |
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BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:48 pm |
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^^^ Never a decision at my house --Guinness Stout every time and in every hand! |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:32 pm |
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I also get tired with my lads/my characters at times. If I don't feel inspired but think I should write something, I send letters like these to my lads:
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Did you get my latest email? |
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I have sent you at least eight emails. Why don't you reply? |
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I've lost your latest letter. Could you send it again? |
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The Chinese blocked Gmail once again and I haven't been able to write to you. Please get back to me if you receive this message. |
Etc. Etc. Moreover, some of my characters have been jailed and hospitalized several times. Right now one of them is visiting a friend who has no access to the Internet. She can be called though and she has been talking about the weather, love and other interesting topics with the lads on the phone.
However, I must admit I'm not happy with my baiting company's customer service. The auto-response says, "We will get back to you as soon as possible", but nothing actually happens. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:51 pm |
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I know what you guys are talking about... I can still write to my ongoing lads with no problems, because I can fabricate some problems etc... but the second I get a reply from fresh lad, I'm blank... I have this one gold lad but I just don't know what the hell should I write... Staring at empty email to send.... |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:08 pm |
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Mortal, how about going back to basics? Ask him very simple questions and keep them short. Write bad English and make many mistakes. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:33 pm |
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Yes, that's pretty much what I do... questions, questions, questions... |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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