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Gold Hat
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This video does NOT contain any religious content . . . none whatsoever . . . all that stuff is right out . . . this posting is in full compliance with Sticky Rule 69 - 2, Subsection 42 (PM me for the actual details if you wish).
However . . . some of you may think of this as God's work (and I am not referring to Brett).
But PLEASE don't think that way, it will just get me in trouble again 
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Roycropper
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Location: Luxury Coffin
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Keeping me on my toes again, but its just photography of some trees, no religious sensibilities got hurt (this time).
Anyhoo, here's an uplifting one.
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Nora the piano player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zgQAp7EYw&feature=channel |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
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LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
 I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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I just gotta post this. It's my new favourite video ever.
http://www.itv.com/anglia/armed-robbery-footage07521/
Notice how this granny isn't like the rest of 'em in all those other Geriatric Vigilante videos you see? In those, they just happen to be wandering by when they're interupted from reminiscing about the war by a criminal so end up twatting him about the head with their handbag or jamming a walking stick up his ass whilst not really knowing what the fuck is going on or why they're doing it. But this one actually sprints towards the action like Chuck *DELETED* Norris. She goes out of her way to kick ass. This is one "You want a piece of me, you sonovabitch" not to be fucked with OAP.
Notice how the other passers-by only get involved once she's there throwing her shit about? This probably wasn't because they were scared or anything. It's probably because they could see that she has the whole situation under control and was totally fucking chewing gum and taking names.
Notice at the end how the woman has hold of the granny's arm and walks her past the robber on the floor? She didn't have hold of her arm to help her dodder along or support her. She had hold of it so she could restrain her 'cos if she let her go, granny would probably have rumbled over there to that motherfucker and given him some toe. Probably would have kicked the living shit out of him. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Slightlyoutofit
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So those of you not in the UK don't miss out on it's awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR8kLaYMU0E
Now with added Chris deBurgh to make it even more ball-exploding. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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GordonBennett
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Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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^^ Cool. Notice the cop walking over at the end.
Alien sightseers in jerusalem in a slilghtly better than usual 'alien' video |
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Master
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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they are not monsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQQPmni8Rs&feature=related |
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2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I
Just... because! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mahboodah
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Apr 2011
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Slightlyoutofit
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Wed May 04, 2011 12:17 pm |
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How's this for a footpath?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13274947 |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Scentless Apprentice
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Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Fri May 06, 2011 12:24 am |
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Gold Hat
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Fri May 06, 2011 2:27 am |
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Absolutely brilliant - have you encountered Baraka by Ron Fricke - very similar in approach. |
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Scentless Apprentice
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Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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^^^No, can't say i have, but i just googled it and there are a couple of
trailers for it on Youtube - looks interesting. The links i posted were shamelessly
stolen from a football (round ball thats kicked version) forum that i frequent and
i thought i would share them with the good people here. |
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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conga22
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBqgjBVAhA&feature=share
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know  )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Boris_YELLsome
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Joined: 03 Mar 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHOL1PcPR8&feature=youtu.be
its good for a giggle |
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 C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Baitsamurai: Lagos - Abuja - Lagos - Cotonou
Cannot confirm nor deny I am part of any club having to do with Todgers
<i>"I am so sorry if i sound rude,please pardon me for God's sake"</i>
"please i will not like a situation whereby you call this innocent man funny names"
"let us try to tell our selves the truth sometimes, despite all lawyers are liars."
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419weasel
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Gimli
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Boris_YELLsome
Master of Master Baiters
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ
Owl Jolson |
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Baitsamurai: Lagos - Abuja - Lagos - Cotonou
Cannot confirm nor deny I am part of any club having to do with Todgers
<i>"I am so sorry if i sound rude,please pardon me for God's sake"</i>
"please i will not like a situation whereby you call this innocent man funny names"
"let us try to tell our selves the truth sometimes, despite all lawyers are liars."
"I AM A VERY BUSY MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR FOLLY"
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Yastreb
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw&feature=related
Not for those who have a weakness for fart jokes... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Gold Hat
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Boris_YELLsome
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Baitsamurai: Lagos - Abuja - Lagos - Cotonou
Cannot confirm nor deny I am part of any club having to do with Todgers
<i>"I am so sorry if i sound rude,please pardon me for God's sake"</i>
"please i will not like a situation whereby you call this innocent man funny names"
"let us try to tell our selves the truth sometimes, despite all lawyers are liars."
"I AM A VERY BUSY MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR FOLLY"
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Gold Hat
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Stumbled across this article in The Atlantic.
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A few Nigerians are filthy rich . . . Shell has a reliable supply due to political corruption . . . and the people and the environment are sacrificed.
The pictures will blow your mind.
Don't miss the brief film compiled by NOAA showing the flaring of gasses from the drilling and shipping sites - link is in Picture 9 description (or go HERE)
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