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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:20 am

Strange things are afoot in Libya:

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the libia president want to take the seat of the president for ever God has bless me with this fund look at the huge amount of money the son of the president want to buy animation.
there is a fight in labial capital of Tripoli now and the president has been on power for good 18 years there is crisis in labial.

Meanwhile, in Ghana:

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this was discuss yesterday from the house of assemblies by the presidency Attah mills and the executive of the board of directors in the house of parliament,and they clouded that all foreign beneficiary funds should be realized to them without any detail

Edited to fix quote tags

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:17 am

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this transaction is more important than the dolphins

Sqweeee!

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:40 pm

Thanks for your mail notification and do note that a lot scammers are on the internet impersonation officials name in order to defraud foreign clients to the Federal government of Nigeria.

Am not surprised of you receiving such scam mail from Mr Emeruem whose its mail of scams to various foreigners has been pasted on the 419 google by an organisation in the UK. Please be careful.

He does care. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:34 pm

And another Freudian slip, this time more subtle Very Happy

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A devoted attension have been logged on this perpetual transaction

Perpetual.... yes, it is Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:44 pm

If you are dealing with other fake people please beware.

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:52 pm

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I want you to no that I have Rape our account today

That poor, poor, account.

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:10 pm

Hey, he was drunk and didn't hear it say "no."

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:23 pm

A Skinner wrote:

If you are dealing with other fake people please beware.

Freudian slip?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:05 pm

Please noted as soon as you get the payment infected, kindly forward me the payment information and your mobile phone number to reach you on.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:07 pm

^^^

AAAAH! ZOMBIES! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:39 pm

My pet vlad regales me with these gems:
(comments in parentheses are mine)

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I WILL REMAIN WITH YOU FOR EVER AND ANYTHING WILL NOT SEPARATE US! (No! Not even the evil Lord Anything!)

You even will present cannot that with me is created (Uh...er...yes?)

And me it becomes quiet on a shower (Odd. I sing Pantera in the shower)

I love you and I can not present myself the life without you (Present it to another then...)

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:34 pm

YOUR MAIL WAS RECEIVED AND NOTED, PLEASE YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WITH ME THAT TIME IS NOT IN OUR FAVOUR OK,

TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO SO THAT YOU GET THIS MATTER CONCLUDED AND SEND THE INFORMATION , BECAUSE TIME OK

O'Boy sent me the payment details daily for 14 days so far.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:01 am

It seems I'm going to have another piggy:

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so pls i want to tell u that i want to get to another bank and i wnat to create acount with another name [---] so i want to create it with another family name .

Is the Lad going to a bank in Switzerland perhaps? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:51 pm

From a Japan scammer:

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You have to confirm the method of payment you will like to pay your donations to immediately you receive this mail with this information sent back to me if you are willing to donate to the surviving soul here in Japan.

Donate my soul? Maybe I would if you had one...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:17 pm

From "Barrister For The Kids" :

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.For my number am full deaf so we can chat on Black beery once you get back to me with your BB pin.

Is this a fruit that is used as an ATM card? Confused

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:36 pm

^^ I thought black beery was Guiness

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:39 pm

Run-on sentences must have something to do with the inability to conclude one thought before moving on to the next:

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Moreover, I will not tell you to not move ahead with the person you mentioned to me in Nigeria but bear with me that a friend of my late husband have died within few month ago because of the fruadlent he have made with a person like as you said in Nigeria because this very country you are talking about there is a lot of things that going on there and during the news on friday here our country let us to know that many of Nigeria that leave into our country use to defrauding our people because of our much mercy.

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Be careful for the transaction you are trying to handle with the Nigeria because the country our country Government they are always warning us about that country Nigeria that we should be careful for anything we are doing with them also the bank director here where the money was deposited said that the ATM card means is the lower and easy way they are using transferring money out of the country this time so due contact the bank and hear from him also to verify from him about their ATM card procedure.

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:15 pm

Strange work practices they have at Financial Bank Benin - the staff are treated as galley slaves in an odd way:

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It is our wish to offer our best services to you and we will not relent on our oars in doing so.

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:24 am

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I have tried calling you a number of times but unfortunately your no. is not responding to my calls and it is very frustrating.

As well as expensive? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:46 pm

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We cannot confirm the transfer slip, please scam properly

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:47 am

Maybe we have a frustrated fry-cook turned scammer?

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isn't this issue a time for you to open and develop your memeory to see the reality words from us. instead of putting your finger across a fry pan that has not dominate something benefit for you

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:58 pm

I would love to send him the money, but he does not want any. Laughing

HEAR IS THE DETAIL YOU ARE TO PAY THE MONEY OK BELOW

THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM

Receiver,s Name. UTOMI ONU PATRICK

ADDRESS; Lagos-Nigeria

Amount. $

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:04 am

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I will like to know when you are going to make the delivery payment so that I will know how to schedule my delivery rooster for this week.

If my lottery winnings don't arrive via livestock I'm going to be very disappointed.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 10:18 am

Samples from my latest diplomatic Lad:

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Whereby , You In your Self Supposed to Coussion your self and take your time to be very carefull with those whom you are working with. and beside, if i may ask you. how long and why the reason your Consignment Box has kept so long to deliver to you since all this months if they are really Compitent to make the shipment successfully to you across our airport to your Country ????? isn't this issue a time for you to open and develop your memeory to see the reality words from us. instead of putting your finger across a fry pan that has not dominate something benefit for you .

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Human knowledge In High Point of extension. I most write you this message as mark of perfections for your care , notice and favour to Acknowledge the reality that will not lead your step into stray.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 11:34 am

Unfair bias at work at an Accraa Bank:

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He use to work as a foreign correspondence with Bank of Ghana but he retired long time ago because he embezzled money from the bank and he was fox to retire.

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