Video Lad "I am in street in Senegal" (calls p4)

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:14 am

/\/\/\ I'm not so sure that my lads would agree, Sir. Laughing

Diddy wrote:

Oh shit, on the table, morphine.You see how stupid it would have been to blow out my brains? I'm dying from the gut anyway. My gut. Oh, Christ, my gut! No, I don't want to sleep. I want to think. Water. Give me water. Still playing by the rules. You're a damn good kiler. How's yours? Pain is easy to handle, but nobility... the nobility of a man is judged by how much Truth he can handle. The truth that you were sent here to murder me, ans so far you haven't done it. And do you know why? Yes, you know why. Your mission makes about as much sense as those idiots who sent you on it. Asshole! Schmuck! How long does it take you to figure out that nobody knows what they're doing here. Except me. Gimme water.You know what you're doing? You are interfering with my plans! This water's got Moonby's acid in it. Drink it, drink it for tonight. Think of it. A whole regiment of those shitty little goats. War. Total war, war like you've never known it. It's beautiful, you'll love it. Trust me. Goddamn. You've gotta dig napalm on Speed, too. It's spectacular, you'll see. Look into the jungle. You can't, it's too terrible. You have to smear yourself with warpaint to look at it, you have to be a cannibal. That's why warpaint was invented. Then it becomes your jungle. Because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie. Oh Captain, that is so true. You could never figure it because it doesn't make sense. I'll tell you what makes sense! Air strikes! White Phosphorus, Napalm! We'll bomb the shit out of them if they don't do what we want. Think of it, for years, millions of years, savages with pathetic painted faces were scared shitless that fire would rain down from the sky. And goddamn, we made it happen. God, bless, Dow! Mini-gun. Colby. Sergeant. Mini-gun. Claymores, claymores. Charles!

Diddy

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:40 am

What a bait!
Inspiring.
But.... the Nigerian Embassy helping stredded scammers in Senegal? Shocked

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:58 am

jose_cuervo wrote:

I have been wanting to do this bait for a long time, now it's done. Well actually... it's just getting started. Twisted Evil

Subterranean Homesick Blues - 9ja style

He will be re-doing this correctly, whether he likes it or not. Wink

2nd Video is here (CLICKY!)

And a very special thanks to OfffffTopic for turning the lad's crap work into Pure Mugu Gold (CLICKY!) clapping

Here is the original (for all of you youngsters that were wondering).

Thats very good, I enjoyed it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:09 am

Nothing like going back to basics.
I wonder if a review of the lad´s original scam format mightn´t prove interesting at this point.

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:09 pm

psychicbait wrote:

Nothing like going back to basics.
I wonder if a review of the lad´s original scam format mightn´t prove interesting at this point.

Probably not. They do get better as you train them.
But that makes for even more interesting baiting.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Sep 2010 Posts: 8

Setting up the meet up between them and my lad now.

My lad is stuck in a refugee camp, he's hiding from his wicked stepmother who poisoned his mum and dad and is now trying to kill him too, poor lad Wink

Luckily, he got an email from my character Jack Pott. He is going to give Jack $6m as soon as Jack helps him to get out of the refugee camp.

Jack has just received £15,000 compensation after the flux capacitor in his Delorean exploded and squirted plutonium all over his leg. My lad feels really sorry for Jack and is going to move to the UK when he gets out of the refugee camp and take care of Jack. Considerate lad. He needs to get his hands on some of this compensation money though obviously first to help him facilitate the £6m fee transfer.

Jack told him the comp money is tied up for the next few days but luckily he knows a couple of Nigerian missionaries who are in Dakar at the moment who want to give him $2000 so he can escape his evil stepmother and fly to the UK.

He's making his "CHIBYKE" sign now. Just waiting on confirmation of the meeting time Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:23 pm

/\/\/\ I haven't been able to get in touch with my lad. I'm afraid that he may have found a way to return to Nigeria. Sad

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:25 pm

I don't want this to be over! It's too damn good!

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:44 pm

@jose_cuervo.
I´m not surprised and that's why I suggested going back to his original scam.
His choices at Armani's told me all we need to know- it may be time for Act II.

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:18 am

psychicbait wrote:

@jose_cuervo.
I´m not surprised and that's why I suggested going back to his original scam.
His choices at Armani's told me all we need to know- it may be time for Act II.

Act II,
that reminds me of the talking part of `Are you lonesome tonight-Elvis Presley`;

Then came act II,
You seemed to change
You acted strange
And why, I will never know

I think this fits the subject Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:13 pm

Just wondering if you heard back from the lad? I still have a hard time believing that the Nigerian embassy would pay for his journey back, so I'm curious. Smile

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:07 pm

Funny you should ask. I had not checked my email for over a week. The lads are back in Nigeria.

Lad wrote:

Hello Arthur Vandelay

Sorry for not replying your message earlier than expected it was due our travelling back to our country Nigeria we have been on the road for than one week and we have just arrived back to Nigeria Sunday morning please bear with us for not replying you earlier.

So now we want to know how you guys will send our funds down to us here in Nigeria because we need the fund to start up the company once again.

Secondly when do you want us to be expecting the payment to made to us as to enable us send the payment details where the fund will be wired to.

Finally we like to know when the persecution of Mr. John todger starts for us to give you more evidences .

We expect to hear from you today.

Thanks.

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

I will definitely need to see "more evidences". Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

Not only is that call funny but also the fact that it was posted by emeka charles. Well done. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:43 pm

Dang! They made it back.

Quote:

send the payment details where the fund will be wired to

Tell me it will be wired to Dakar? Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 43

Arthur Vandelay only wires money directly to bank accounts because banks provide the only bona fide evidences the courts recognize. Documents and billable hours, that's what drives Arthur.

I believe that elusive Piggy awaits.

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:59 pm

Looks like another trip may have to be planned ! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:38 am

Art wrote:

Mr. Chibyke,

Sorry for my late reply. I have been in court all day. This entire mess
with John is really becoming a headache. John has counter-sued Last
Train to Paris for "Wrongful Termination" and he has a very famous and
powerful Attorney, Mr Jackie Chiles. They will ultimately lose the court
case, and John will be lucky if he can get a free cup of coffee out of
the deal, however Jackie filed a motion today to freeze all of Last
Train's bank accounts.

Believe me, I understand that you need to get paid. I wish you would
have contacted me last week when I would have been able to make payment.
I have the check right here, but the bank is under court order and has
frozen all of our accounts. I am filing a motion next week to have the
court order lifted, but it may be months before all this mess is sorted
out.

I do have some good news and I believe you will be very happy to hear
it. I called a close personal friend of mine, Mr. Ed xxxxxxx, and told
him of your situation. Ed owns a recording studio and needs to do some
special work for a project he is truing to complete. Ed said that he
would certainly consider using your artist for the recordings and he
would be able to pay you for the work. Hopefully this will keep your
company in business until we can get the court to reverse their decision
in freezing Last Train's bank accounts.

I told him I would be giving you his private email address, so please
contact him at your earliest convenience. [email protected]

Arthur Vandelay

The artist formerly know as "Stredded" wrote:

Thanks for your kind message.

It is very important you know that we have tried for your
company all this while by handling things easy with you guys,
Note that our company send last train to Paris LLC all the
materials they needed from us with every full trust, now you
guys have ruined this company with all your troubles by
refusing to pay for the work we did for you.

Secondly this company cannot do anything with our money you
really have to help us here as we are very confused with this
situation please we advice you send some money down to us so
we can be able to pay some other expenses we have in debt with
because they are trying to problems with our company please we
beg of you.

We appreciate your kind effort by directing to us a company
who we are going to work with again but note that it will not
be as usual as it was with the last train we have Good artist
that can do the job if he is ready to work with us.

Meanwhile before any work will be giving to him an advanced
payment has to be made as you already know we are going
through difficult times here in our company so you have to
tell him all you know about us in full because we will ask him
for part payment before any work will commence so go ahead and
give him our contact information’s as we will be contacting
him as well.

Thanks for your cooperation and understanding.

One love

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

Art wrote:

Mr. Chibyke,

Rest assured that Mr. xxxxxxx knows of your situation. I hope that you
are able to do some good work with him while we are trying to get
everything sorted out with Last Train to Paris.

Ed xxxxxxx and I actually went to college together. We both wanted to
become Architects when we started school, but then Ed decided that he
would rather be a City Planner. Our friendship became strained at that
point, but we kept in touch. As it turns out, neither of us ended up
doing what we originally planned and both of us got involved in the
entertainment business!

I will keep you updated with information regarding the court rulings on
Last Train, but in the mean time, it is important that you keep your
company in business! Diddy is much better now, but he is still
recovering from Malaria, and that bastard John is going to pay for what
he has done, that I can promise you!

I have passed the mugu (for now). Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:18 am

Someday you and I are going to have to play Seinfeld trivia. You dropped some deliciously obscure ones in there, along with the screamingly blatant ones. Thumbs up

With all the architect/city planner talk, where are the Van Buren boys? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:24 am

^^ And I ruined the very pants I was going to return!

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:01 pm

Do you have a character called The Drake? Smile

I'd love to see a lad say "Hate the Drake."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:27 pm

I see tons of court paperwork to be handwritten, and sent to the dropbox. I don't think that the court accepts any emailed "evidences." Very Happy

Great job, Jose! I love that Jackie Chiles! I wish he was on that show more. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:49 pm

I'm really just stalling here and have no plans other than to keep the lines of communication open. I would like to see how much Naira this trip actually cost the lad though.

Lad wrote:

We are asking for you to help us with some money so that we will settle our debt here in Nigeria as we have borrowed money from people, who are threatening to sew this company,

That what we are asking for because our company is big and cannot afford to be taking to court for small money do all you can to assist us today

Do tell your friend that we cannot work without advanced part payment

Thanks for love and care.

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

Art wrote:

Mr. Chibyke,

Please send me any letters of loan, and all receipts for any expenses
that you have incurred while on your trip to Senegal. I would like all
receipts including your lodging, meals and cell phone expenses. Also
please send me copies of any documentation from the Nigerian Embassy in
Senegal. I want to make absolutely certain that the Embassy is fully
reimbursed for your travel expenses. Copies of your stamped passports as
well as documentation for charges incurred for stamping them. I cant
make any promises, but I will see what I can do to help.

You're a very very good man.

Arthur Vandelay