Video Lad "I am in street in Senegal" (calls p4)

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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:40 pm

This is so excellent. You have my deepest admiration. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:37 pm

@Jose - IIRC the lads were bringing their "secretary"; that will be the female.

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:42 pm

"Tina" just sent the lads $2000USD and their receipt (courtesy of Deuzer).

Quote:

Sir,

I apologize for not sending the receipt sooner, Mr. John specifically
instructed me to send it. I hope you receive this in time to receive
your money. I had the pickup restricted to the country of Senegal only.
The clerk told me that the money can be picked up at any location in
Senegal as long as you have a copy of the receipt!

Sincerely,

Tina Jones

The test question and answer is in French, along with the message. I had to use google translate, but I think the WU clerk will read it loud and clear. Twisted Evil

http://members.419eater.com/~jose_cuervo/Video-lad/1283811505.jpg

If the lads get someone to translate before trying to cash it, I'll just implicate Tina Jones in the original theft of the lad's money. She was always very chatty on the phone whenever Mr. Awadi would call the office. Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:59 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

During that second call, Scammer says:

Quote:

I'm not a scammer. I do not even know what scamming is.

Typical lad. Evil or Very Mad

I couldn't hear the Lad say "scammer" - it sounded more like "gammer" or "gamer".

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:04 pm

Yeah, it sounded like "gamer" to me, too. Regardless, he knew what I meant. Wink

On the WU receipt jose wrote:

Address: On the streets

Priceless! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

Quote:

BTW Jive Magazine is real (ITP).

Yeah, I had never heard of it but after using it in the call I Googled and found it.

That was the basis for the freelance comment. Freelancers are paid only for individual pieces and are not otherwise connected to a publication.

Fine bait and call.

Wright B Hindyou great article. Now we need the lads to comment on their part being cancelled.

Do a lad a favor, he never appreciates the effort. Twisted Evil

p.

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:11 am

hahahahahaha! Brilliant work! Hysterical: "we are frustrated here, please!" "What is it like to work with Diddy?"

Hats off to Jose and BB! Awesome!

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:09 am

This must class as one of the top reads I've had all year. The set-up was fantastic and the execution superb. In particular the Seb White *story* caused a near involuntary evacuation of the bladder so hard was I laughing. Stunning.

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:44 am

This just gets better and better. I love how you turn the screw a bit more every time.

ps omg you have a lovely voice

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:50 pm

/\/\/\ Thank you and... Embarassed

I don't think the lads will be going anywhere, so I really haven't been in a hurry to answer them. I guess it's time to start pushing their buttons a bit.

The lads write John twice and Tina once but they have still not become desperate enough to go straight to Diddy. John forwarded their emails to Tina and told her to take care of it. Unfortunately, Tina is a bit absent-minded, has other priorities and may even be involved in the chop (the verdict is still not in on that).

Lad to Tina wrote:

Subject: Do that immediatly from Mr Chibyke.

Hello Tina go and send the money through western union or money gram i am finding it difficult to make the pick up just because they said that there is no control number been MTCN numbers on the receipt you send across me.

Do that immediately as need the fee to make my trip as soon as possible today.

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

Ignore

Lad to John wrote:

Subject: Please instruct your casher on what to do faster to
avoid delay i want to live this country today.

Hello Mr. John your casher is making things very much dificult
for me by sending me money with out MTCN numbers you know quiet
well that i am not a senegales.

please instruction her to send the 10 digit numbers been the
control numbers via SMS to my phone as to enable things easy for
me. i went to western union this morning they said there is
no MTCN numbers please do give her insrtuction to do that
immediatly to avoid much delay on our side because i really want
to live this place today.

Waiting to hear from you quick today.

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

Ignore

Lad to John wrote:

Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgent.

Please John put up a call to clarify to me, i do not understand
what is going on anymore as i could not pick up the money there
was no control numbers.
you know that they do not speak English here as i am just like a
lay man here Please help me to go out of this country today by
instruction your cashier better way to make the payment for me to
pick it up easily.
The earlier you that the earlier i move to a close country where
you can come and pick me.
Waiting to hear from you urgent.
Chiandiyke Entertainment

Tina (forwarding John's email) wrote:

Mr. Chibyke,

What exactly do you need? I sent the receipt as I was instructed. The
clerk at Western Union said that as long as you have the receipt and
identification, that you should be able to collect the payment. I have
never sent a Western Union payment before, so I am a bit unfamiliar with
the process.

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, my 11 year old son has a severe
case of diarrhea and he completely ruined the curtains in our apartment.
I have been dealing with that issue all day.

Sincerely,

Tina Jones

----- Original message -----
From: John
To: Tina
Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:06:22
Subject: Fw: Waiting to hear from you urgent.

Tina,

Please take care of Mr. Chibyke's issues, Iceman, Diddy and I are
going on a safari this afternoon at the Tacugama Chimpanzee
Sanctuary, outside of Freetown. Iceman has a close personal
friend in the Ministry of the Interior and he has offered to show
us around. You would really love it, Tina, I wish you could be
here. We had a champagne breakfast with a multitude of local
fruits and berries with creme brulee and crepe suzette at the
Interior Minister's estate and Oyster Rockefeller with a vintage
chardonnay for lunch. We will be out most of the day on safari
and then, I am told, we will be treated to a spectacular Lobster
Thermidor, complete with live entertainment, this evening. On our
next trip, I promise to bring you along, You would absolutely
love it!

Your's truly, John

(lad's emails forwarded/attached)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:28 am

Cuervo, this is an amazing safari! Well done!

@Pablo

Quote:

BTW Jive Magazine is real (ITP)

Not trying to start an ethics debate here, but if we used that reasoning wouldn't all WU and MG outlets that the lads wander into be ITP's as well? Or what if we mention Microsoft, or The New York Times?

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:15 am

The lads must be going to the cafe during off-peak hours to save money. This just in...

Lad to John wrote:

Thanks for your instruction to your cashier, But i am still battling with the pick up as i went to the Bank the asked of a number which i did not go with so i could not receive the fund but tomorrow i will be there with the numbers +33xxxx93.

Note that as soon as i pick the fund from the western union i will get a personal number in which you will contacting me with but for now i want you to stop contacting with this numbers below.

+2217xxxx94 +2217xxxx180 his nams is cheikh sow and this number +2217xxxx838 his name kelven.because we are no more there they have thrown us out today.

Been informed that as soon as we make the pick up by tomorrow we will move to bamako mali where it will easy for you guys to come and meet us.

Dear brother you can call me now with this number which belong to a sister who received us tonight incase you want to know our where about ok.

This is the number +221xxxx2380.

Thank for your help.

Chiandiyke Entertainment.

It's 4:00am LLT (local lad time) they must be in a pinch. John probably had too much to drink at the after-safari dinner-party. Wouldn't it be a shame if he drunk-emailed Tina and ASEM'd the lads as well? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:28 am

Quote:

my 11 year old son has a severe case of diarrhea and he completely ruined the curtains in our apartment.

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:35 am

OOPS! John should really think about attending some AA meetings, He got drunk and accidentally sent this to Tina and the lads. Shocked

John got drunk and wrote:

Subject: I love ypou baby

Tina, I know that i have a wife and you are married too, but it is m roe than it can stand to be away form you for evry loing.l p[leas e listen to med when i tell yuo that i love you so much. i had a lot to drink tonight and i am very horny now but i really mean everything that i am saying. i am sso drink , we were drinkinga nd the band was plying and we ate so much food that i think i am going to be sickj. pleadse baby csall me right now and elrts have some phone sedx i loive it when you talk nasty like the nasty little gitrl you are. i wanm t yuou so nbad rihgt now i woul d fucjk you all noguht long until we couldnt do iti anay more. calle me now pleaSEW!!!!!!!! I WANT YOU I LOVE YOU.

ypur honey bunny , john

seand me somer more 4nasty pictures of yourself pleasee baby i weant to see you naked right now!!!!!!!!

Tina to John (and bcc'd the lads) wrote:

John,

I LOVE YOU TOO! I was sitting up awake, wondering where you were and
what you are doing right now. I will call you now, My husband, Bluth is
sleeping and he never pays much attention to me anyway. He will never
know. I took this picture just for you, I hope you like it. I want you
to make love to me now! Please come back to New York, we can go away for
the weekend and say it is for business. Bluth will never know.

I LOVE YOU!

Tina Jones

I won't bother posting a link to the picture, it would just get deleted due to ToS anyway. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

That drunken email looks familiar, like the PM's you send me sometimes. Confused

Hilarious bait. I just listened to your phone call on page 4 too, that was excellent. I'm looking forward to keeping up with this.

@Bluth: The diarrhea part cracked me up too. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:59 am

Bluth to Tina wrote:

i go slap ur face off ur face. u go die soon,ok.

burn n hellfire ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:17 am

Utterly hilarious, not to mention brilliant! Very Happy

Best of luck to Tina & John. I hope the lads are into soap operas.

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:24 am

Bluth wrote:

i go slap ur face off ur face.

Can I use that? Laughing

ima just posted #13000 in my thread, i'm noting it here for posterity

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:09 am

Quote:

Been informed that as soon as we make the pick up by tomorrow we will move to bamako mali where it will easy for you guys to come and meet us.

Maybe i'm stating the obvious here but it need to be said.
From Dakar, Bamako is halfway to Timbuktu
Just so that you know!

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:58 am

/\/\/\ The only problem is that the lads don't have enough money to go across the street, much less another long road trip. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:22 pm

Sooner or later, then will try to raise money to go home. The challenge is to make them go some place else. Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:09 pm

jose_cuervo wrote:

Can I use that?

Certainly, but I have to give credit to my inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgxyWMn7SHg Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:40 pm

For your enhanced safari pleasure, JMRazor will now be "suffering" the lads during the day. Very Happy

i dey don drop am thr passwrd for my mails oooooo

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:52 pm

Wonderful bait! Great work! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:36 pm

I was thinking the same thing as Dr Mike. Timbucktu is closer to Bamako than it is to their home from Bamako. Just need a 100% risky-free modality to get them there...or maybe send just one of them there to pick it up. I bet they will nominate the female, after hearing her distressed voice on that call. She probably has more guts than all of the rest of them, too. Smile

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