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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:12 am

^^Maybe he didn't believe your story or something. I don't know. Did you at least have water and food? And shelter? Anyway--it was a last resort.

This Akre guy is low on my list of priorities so I'm gonna gonna go crazy trying to get an account.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:23 am

The idiot wanted money to open a bank account. 350 Euros. He didn't understand I was stuck on an island.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:28 am

Didn't you try to tell you were too busy trying to call for help and that your battery was getting low. Or that you were arranging rocks in the form of "SOS" so planes might spot you?

I think you should email him back and say thanks for nothing. That the least he could have done was call the authorities and let them know you were stranded, and that you could be tracked by your iPhone number. Some man of the cloth he is ! Sad

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:31 am

I did say at the end that I was rescued by Felchair but he stopped replying

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:39 am

I hope you didn't tell him about the buried treasure you found...

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:41 am

Why, you took the words right out of my mouth/hands/keyboard

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:42 am

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:45 am

Well, not yet. I'm going to ASEM a couple of lads, including AKRE, saying how I was going to tell a lad name Pastor AKRE who I'd found buried treasure and how I am now going to split it 50-50 if someone helped me retrieve it.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:53 am

Good luck with it. Be sure to post a thread on it.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:38 am

I like how this guy's name pops up every now and again here, and it turns out everyone's massbaiting him!

I'm just going to keep sending him to Moneygram, I think. It'll be good for him to get out of the cafe every now and then.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

^^

Akre here totally massbaits himself. It's pretty amazing, actually.

Too bad he won't do anything other than ask for small cash. I've been trying to get some forms from him for a couple of weeks...no dice.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:35 pm

Well, he's definitely gonna not giving up a piggy (yet), and still wants the money:

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Brother in Christ,
In all sincerity and frankness, we owe it thank you to you and congratulations because is because of you and only your person that your religious congregation to agree to make us this gift, but also because of the faith and love which you have for your next.
But at the same time it is primodial that you can that we require quickly for this money, not only to buy food, covers and drugs for the children who are there!
But to pay the expenses at the same time; hospitalization, of the operations for those (two) which are currently in room urgency with a hospital, then we impatiently await your information and acknowledgement of delivery joint to the letter which you will forward to us here little per western union!
God fills you his grace, blesses you and long life gives you!
P@stor Rich@rd AKRE

So, my pastor character is wanting to help, but has reservations about it, and how God will feel. Let's see what Pastor @KRE advises. From Pastor Giles:

Quote:

Pastor Akr@

I've tried to explain to you that I can't send that much money without approval from the deacons. They are dead set against using Western Union to send that kind of money.

However, I am the book keeper/accountant and I am torn. I believe in what you are doing, and I know the Lord would forgive me for helping you. But I also know that the laws of man apply to me as well. As the good book says, Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to the Lord what is the Lord's. I would only be able to send small amount weekly, however. And I am very hesitant to do so. I am so torn about it, Father Akre.

Would it be a crime against God to go against the wishes of local church rules? I mean, if I am doing this in God's name, it should be okay right?

Please advise me, Father Akr@.

Your Brother
Pastor Giles

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Yeah; I'm not sure at this point he's even reading his responses. I think he just spams out one of those forms every couple of days and then goes to pick up what money comes in.

Lazy, but probably one of the smoother lad operations we've seen.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:56 pm

I think he has to be reading them somewhat. I mean, he talks about my congregation. And in an earlier email he specifically mentioned my board of deacons. Definitely lazy, though.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:06 am

Yeah, he goes on and off his script, doesn't he. If he thinks he can get something for nothing he's all over you but if you take it away a little, he loses interest.

Is he earning so much money from scamming he doesn't have to bother? Or is he just getting his minions to do his dirty work for him while he sits back in the bar and gives them a good flogging every now and again ..

Quote:

I'm just going to keep sending him to Moneygram, I think. It'll be good for him to get out of the cafe every now and then.

Haha thrylos7 ... that made me laff!

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

That's not a bad call, though. I'm going to enter into a new daily routine. Every day I will register a new e-mail addy, and then immediately send Pastor Akre an MG or WU receipt. I will then ignore that account from then on out.

I suggest others do the same. Thus will Pastor Akre's scheme of laziness be foiled.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:06 am

^^I wouldn't even send him the receipt. Just the MTCN numbers except the last digit or two.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:09 am

Well, I sent out the ASEM

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:25 am

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:26 pm

SOB @kre, naturally, is telling me to ignore the deacons and do @kre’s bidding:

Quote:

My Son Giles,
In the Saint Name of Christ, it is absolutely not possible to doubt him but here we thank you for the frankness with which, you reach your messages sent!
Thus, we could understand that with you only it is impossible and inadmissible to forward to us all these funds by Western Union and there include/understand we it perfectly, but have the faith as a Christ because the Master of is him; Humanity, the creative Father!
Then it is paramount to listen to your heart and what the faith as a Christ say to you to make, like you meant so well; is to be said to forward to us these melt in small weekly amounts!
Cause for which, we inform you that, we accept this process which you suggest then, with the reception of this first message because it is urgent and important that we make make the operations with the two hospitalized children, prayer to forward to us for this purpose, the amount of your choice and this by Western Union with the same address that you have us or by Money Gram:
Name: @KRE
Surname: Richard Alex
Address: 11 BP 1##3 ABIDJAN 11
City: Abidjan
Country: Ivory Coast
Question: ..................................................................................
Answer: ....................................................................................
Amount: ...................................................................................
NB: We always reiterate our desire to divide Christ and these different works together, therefore have its faith and its fear but follow these dires and these steps because c' is him which have to create us and c' is him which can do everything in the good as in the bad one from its eternal justice for us! L' Eternel Seigneur fills you his grace and his faith! Pastor Richard @KRE

Pastor Giles replied as follows:

Quote:

Father @kre

I have prayed all day today about what do do, and I am still unsure. I feel anger in my heart that the board of deacons are being so firm. I will pray more this evening and I hope that my Lord shows me what to do.

Pastor Giles

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:53 pm

Going to see if he's willing to travel to Accra

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:17 am

^^^good luck. I doubt you'd be able to get him to move his ass out of his chair. This guy is so lazy, I wonder if he even types his messages himself or has someone else do it for him?

And may I ask you a personal question, gerald, just out of curiosity. Do you go into a lot of your baits with a safari being the goal? I am possibly planning one down the road for one lad, but it just happens to be going that way. Usually it's not one of my goals. I was just curious about how other other baiters (such as yourself) go into their baits and what their goal is.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:36 am

No, it's not. Some baits just have an opportunity.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:47 am

Okay. Thanks. I've just been curious of what baiters set for goals when initiating a bait. I normally go just for straight bait and wasting time and see what happens, and then go from there.

Çan you tell me what makes you think Pastor @kre is ready for a safari when he appears too lazy to even wipe his own butt?

I'm hoping you have better emails from him than I've received. He just wants money and is basically on script, save for telling me to ignore my deacon's rules.

Thanks.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:55 am

HE's on script and off script. This is the stranded island bait.

Felchair rescued Joe and won't release him 'til a relative comes.

He has no family.