Getting them to renounce Christianity

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Master Baiter Joined: 28 Sep 2009 Posts: 100

I'm always getting letters which profess belief in Jesus etc. Etc. "good, god fearing people" Blah, Blah, blah! So now I send them this email before dealing with them:

I am part of the Church of Atheism. My church does not allow me to associate or do business with Christians. If you are a christian, then I can have nothing to do with you. If you would like to renounce christianity then, I will of course be delighted to help you.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:31 am

Please let us know as soon as they do ... I've seen some convert to a religion, but I would like to hear one shout .."yes screw Jesus, what the fuck did he do anyways, and he probably never existed the tosser, I'm going to go read some Richard Dawkins" Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:52 am

I like this idea, since the lads are so keen to use religion to their advantage when dealing with victims. It will be interesting to see whether you can get any lads to go along with your Atheist requirements - a lot of them seem to be strongly Christian (at least culturally..... although of course their scamming behaviour is anything but).

So how have your lads responded to it so far? Or have most of them just ignored the Atheist demends?

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:10 am

In my church baits I have regularly had lads ask me to confirm that I didn't belong to any cult (or they accused me of belonging to a cult if they found the requirements to outrageous). And I still pretended to run a Christian church, though one that focussed on the worshipping of the Cock and Bull (with some quotes from the bible, even).

I'd like to see some of them renounce christianity, preferably while holding big signs that can then be photoshopped onto billboards.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:53 am

I've had Lads convert to the Norse religion, or at least sign pledges to that effect... and one who wrote to me claiming to be an Odin-worshipping Nigerian.

Seriously.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:14 pm

Yes I 'thor' that one Yastreb Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:51 pm

I like to use the religion thing too. I will wither demand that they renounce Christ or I will play an über-religious Christian fundamentalist who needs proof that they are not heathens.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:35 pm

Try this major piece of script-derailing for size...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91075&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=evolution&start=0

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 120 Location: USA

I've tried hundreds of times and it never worked.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:09 am

I had one success where I claimed I was a pastor of a church (but never gave the name). I always said "My Lord" or "My Father" but never "God" or "Jesus." Anyway--had the lad sign a form for me about confidentiality, but in tiny 4 point type was a footnote that said he/she had signed her soul over to Satan. And after the bait was at it's end, I told him/her that. That I actually was a preacher at a Satanic church and her soul was mine.

I'd say mildly that the lad freaked out. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:05 am

^^^ That's GREAT!!! I'll keep that in mind if I ever try a church bait

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Sep 2009 Posts: 100

LOL! - It's amazing how fast they can become atheists! Rothy is a good catholic girl who lives in a church with a priest. She wants a boyfriend in the West who will help her to worship god. After a few emails, I have turned her into a leather clad, whip weilding atheist dominatrix!

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Sep 2009 Posts: 100

Dear Mr Dover.

Thank you for your email Am very Happy to hear from you .and how is all your loving family over there with you hope all is well.well i just want to inform you that Am not a Christian i don t like going to Church .my last husband that died this is name of his Church of Atheism ...but ask for me i don t really believe in God any more.Please Am very sorry for not getting back to you in time i really need your good ASSISTANCE.i want take to the Money to motherless babe homes,needy, poor,charity homes and widows too,and if you can also help me Out by doing this then i need More prayer from you.be cos the Doctor say i may not live for more than 50 day Lastly,all what i need from you just your honest and faith in Christ.Love to hear from you soon with your true mind.

Thank You

Mrs Nancy Frank

Not really an renouncement is it?

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:47 am

lol .. well partially. You need her to clarify what she means by

Quote:

Am not a Christian i don t like going to Church

What thing doesn't she like most.. the droning of the preacher, the squeaky voices of the choir, the hard wooden seats, the absence of good looking women.

Quote:

my last husband that died this is name of his Church of Atheism

.. how many husbands has she had, and how many has she personally killed Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:38 am

To a Cancer Lad who was using a Moslem modality, Cammy replied:

Quote:

You seem to be a devout man and a Moslem, so I'll have to be straight with you; I'm neither Christian nor Moslem, but Asatruar - the faith of my Aryan ancestors. If this would not be acceptable to you, please say so now.

The Lad replied (emphasis added):

Quote:

i received your message and it was quite understood, Asatruar - Aryan is ok, i am happy to work with you Thanks,
May the peace of Asatruar - Aryan be with you. Nice to hear back from you, even though you did not beleive in allah we are still serving the same Asatruar - Aryan i do not discriminate we are all one in Asatruar - Aryan's family. sorry for not responding to your mail on time,my health is going worst everyday and I prayed to the almighty Asatruar - Aryan to give me the strength to enable me guide you through every process to clear the consignment from the security firm successfully.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Jun 2010 Posts: 42

I have very recently received a lengthy preaching letter, in which the presumed scammer didn't even ask me to do anything, he just preached. To which I have responded this:

Hello XXXX XXXX,

I have read your letter very carefully and a couple of questions have sprung into my mind:

First of all, how do you know the Bible is true?

Secondly, you say that: "[...]God will never remove unbelieve or work miracle to remove doubt,whan God has given sufficient evidence for faith.God looks with displeasure upon the self sufficient and unbelievers they are unproductive trees.are you one of them?" (sic) Why wouldn't he perform miracles? Could you please present the aforementionned evidence that God has supposedly given us?

Here's another one: "What foult did you find in the gospel of Jesus Christ that made you not to recieve it?" (sic). Well, for instance, the fact that none of the gospels were written by actual eyewitnesses. The oldest gospel was written 32(!) years after the presumed death of Jesus. So, the authors just wrote down hearsay of hearsay. Plus, the authors of the gospels were already christians so their testimony can be considered biased. Which brings me to the next question: what extrabiblical contemporary sources can you present as evidence of the existence of Jesus?

Finally, you say: "Jesus christ redeemed sinners through his blood,his blood washes us,it take from us all sins" (sic). Why is a blood sacrifice necessary? Why couldn't God just forgive mankind just like Jesus says we should forgive those who have offended us?

There are so many unsupported claims in your mail that if I had to treat all of them it would take me the whole day.

You seem to be quite a knowledgeable man, so I expect complete answers from you and not to dodge any of the questions above.

Have a nice day!
XXXX XXXXX.

I wonder if I will ever get a reply...

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:18 pm

So when do we get a lad to convert to Pastafarianism? Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Jun 2010 Posts: 42

Oh yeah, I forgot that one Smile

There's the Invisible Pink Unicorn as well...

I personnally love the "God Hates Shrimp" site, I find it hilarious Smile

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:25 pm

Renouncement is only complete when you invert the crucifix, and burn it in front of the church. That can't lead to any problems now, can it?

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:25 pm

^ Just the crucifix? Why not burn down the whole church, in front of the entire congregation? That's what I call renouncement! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 120 Location: USA

According to Mark 3:29 in the Holy Bible, "Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin."

Jesus will forgive you for just about anything, but he won't forgive you for denying the existence of the Holy Spirit.

A true unbeliever will have no problem stating that he denies the existence of the holy spirit. That is what I sought from the Lads but it never happened. Many of their responses are seen in my sig. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:38 pm

^And take pictures of it as it's happening. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:12 pm

Wouldn't this be an ITP? [Okay, maybe debatable in some circles, but we had a discussion about cross wiring a computer hoping it start a fire as crossing the ITP line too.]

I know you just got carried away with the excitement Dutch. Wink

Dutch wrote:

^ Just the crucifix? Why not burn down the whole church, in front of the entire congregation? That's what I call renouncement! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:58 pm

Who was it that got into a argument with their lad over who would win a fight between a ninja Jesus and the real Jesus?

The lad wouldn't have it.

I think they finally agreed that three robot Jesuses would just about win a punch up against a baby Jesus.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:59 pm

Wow! Apostasy. You get beheaded or hung in certain countries for trying that on!

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