Nigeria lost 0:1 against ARG (use this in baits) ;)

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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:24 pm

So i decided to make fun of it in a few 100 emails to my "business friends".
Among other things, I said:

Quote:

Talking about money, is it true that Nigeria sucks at playing football?
Hahaha.
Sorry but I found that so funny!
See, MONEY is not all to make good footballers Wink

And mugu replies:

Quote:

You are very funny, well i cried over that loose of our ball of today.
If really you want o get lawyer there, that will be very good of you
so i will advise you to send him down to Nigerian here so that he will
act on your behalf. you need to act faster so that we get these done
immediately.

Dr.Arinze

May this thread grow BIG in the course of this evening Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:37 pm

My lad pretty much warned me that *she* was busy this weekend watching the World Cup. And what the hell is up with that damn buzzing noise? I know it's some musical instrument they are all playing in the stands (like a kazoo?). Although I don't watch soccer much, I did watch the US-UK game. If I would have a gun I would have blown my brains out--that damn buzzing.

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:53 pm

I confess.
I pressurised lads to send me accounts urgently during the second half of the match and then ignored them til 5 hours later.

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:17 pm

dwatina wrote:

If I would have a gun I would have blown my brains out--that damn buzzing.

This is the guilty instrument: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:57 pm

^^Thanks for the link. The game is over and I'm still hearing that damn buzzing!

@psychicbait: That's just evil, what you did to them. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:32 pm

here´s a beeb report on the vuvuzela:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8458829.stm

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:19 am

^^thanks for the link Smile

It should be outlawed.

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But Fifa head Sepp Blatter has already given the vuvuzela his backing, saying the sound is an important part of South Africa's football culture.

I hope that ESPN and the other stations that carry the games find a way to filter out that annoyance.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:55 am

Awesome idea! After posting to Fonda Cox's guestbook, my account has been literally inundated with amazing deals. In less than a week, I've won a brand new Kia (WTF - since it's imaginary, why not a Benz or a Ferrari), a million bucks, 185 kilos of gold bars, 5 million bucks, and a 30 year loan of $250,000 at a paltry 3%. And that's just the ones I signed up for.

There's no way I'll ever be able to collect all that loot, so I might as well have some fun with a few of the also-rans while I'm waiting for my Kia. Not a big soccer fan myself (well, actually I think it's a stupid, unutterably boring game, but that's just me) but hey, it'd be way cool to elicit a similarly apoplectic reply from some poor lad in mourning. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:01 am

I'm on it, Frumpy!

We should also find some English scammers to taunt about Green's performance. Even the eight-year-old girls I coached didn't make such soft shots, and any of them could have saved that strike. <snort>

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:09 am

@ Frumpy BB: You stole my idea!! - http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1554730&highlight=#1554730

I've had a lot of fun today with Mr Gunshot!! he's went totally ape shit! Smile

check the latest exchanges!! Looks like the party's over for me and my boys!!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:16 am

Dang! None of the guys I sent that to have replied. I guess the Internet cafes are all closed over there right now. Anyway, time to amp it up a notch:

"Talking about money, is it true that Nigeria sucks at playing football?
Hahaha.
Sorry but I found that so funny!
Maybe if you spent more time practicing and less time sitting on your butt in the Internet Cafe, you might be able to beat a bunch of dress-wearing South American panty-waists, you great big poofters.
See, MONEY is not all to make good footballers Wink
LOSER!"

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:50 am

Don't forget to tell your lads that you bet big on that exact result so it's been a top weekend for you. Their loss is your gain. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:52 am

Of course, Naija has a pretty decent team, and I thought they performed very creditably yesterday.

All the more reason to suggest to Lads that they send out their women's team next time, which would give them a better chance of winning.

Snide references to the former England goalkeeper Robert Green are not appreciated... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:58 am

^ Good idea. The womens team are nicknamed the Super Falcons. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:48 am

I picked up some extra Nigerian lads last week, just to rub World cup losses in their face... with an Argentine character.
1-0 multiplied by 5 lads equals 5-0.

Next up, Ghana v. Serbia (with a helping of Oz for dessert).
Côte d'Ivoire takes on Portugal pretty soon, so I'd better make a Portugese character.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:59 am

To read the beeb´s latest on the vuvzela, click here

I especially liked:

Quote:

...Jordaan conceded that while the noise was irritating for some people, they were doing all they could to minimise the impact.

"We've tried to get some order," he continued. "We have asked for no vuvuzelas during national anthems or stadium announcements. It's difficult but we're trying to manage the best we can. ...

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:11 am

Well the boys may not read their emails til Monday. One mugu kind of misunderstood my making fun of Nigeria´s loss and wrote:

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Well as you did ask this country called Nigeria has many established professional footballers in Europe and they make good money, but many play soccer for money.

Maybe this gives us something to talk about for the coming week. Seems the ball is in my court now.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:26 am

Don't forget to ring your Lad when Nigeria are playing next. Laughing

An alternative is to send out a bunch of mails, prior to Nigeria playing, telling Lads you've received an MTCN that was intended for them and give them another Lads number to ring for it.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:38 am

GP, I suggested the same on another thread and I'm also going to call all my fiances during the matches to discuss not finances but LOVE. Very Happy

That of course means the same to them, those Internet gigolos. Evil or Very Mad

It's also possible that my flight arrives in Lagos so that they miss an important game. Laughing

Yesterday I couldn't make calls though because I wanted to see the game myself. When I saw the team praying together (which in my opinion is okay as itself), I couldn't help thinking how our lads pray for success in scamming. Confused

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:55 pm

Quote:

You are very funny, well i cried over that loose of our ball of today.

...
Thought this was funny I'm going to record that somewhere I'm not allowed to mention.

I wonder if the A&E departments of the local hospitals near these grounds are flooded with requests for a Vuvuzelaectomy.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:51 pm

I'm going to be at the Cameroon - Netherlands and Portugal - North Korea games next week. I'll make sure to give a report of how maddening the vuvuzelas are.

On another note, if you want to send a lad to either one of those games holding up a sign, I can make sure I get a picture of it!

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:20 pm

Rackingguy, they may ban the vuvuzela before that.

Please wear this for me:

(unless you are Portuguese, of course).

Any pictures you take may be used in baiting. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:13 pm

Well. This is my Portugese Character's Name

Maria do Carmo Mão de Ferro e Cunha de Almeida Santa Rita Santos Abreu

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:30 pm

No luck yet with other/more results. Hopefully from now (Sunday night) on.
So I´ve just sent another few "Nigeria I pity you" emails....

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:35 pm

You can go and look for some Australian lads, rub some salt in the wounds.

*Runs away, really, really, really hard now*

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