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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:13 pm

The Leonardo da Vinci (Genius scribblus): Artistic lads who masterfully draw themself 'into' their works of art (The 'Mona Lisa' is supposedly a craftly disguised self portrait of Leonardo himself)

With his famous work entitled ..
"The Rag Head Terrorist Sterotype & Jupiter as God Sterotype & Pointy Eared Horned Devil/Mr Spock Sterotype & Indiana Jones the hero sterotype & shifty eyed non-caucasian villain sterotype & 'that's your IBM 386 PC that is' sterotype"

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6434/new20.jpg

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:23 pm

The Drag Artist (Lipstickus galleriicum): Photogenic lad who makes up and gets in drag for the camera *wolf-whistles*

http://img709.imageshack.us/i/dsc01335.jpg/

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:19 pm

Um.... I'll let you decide this one wowwow. I ASEM'd a few lads my format.

Me

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Subject Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT

Thanks for your email.

Yes I am very interested in having this done. Can you tell me more about
it please?

Alhaji Ahmed

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I must say that I dislike the subject of your e-mail to me. Even if you were to be serious , the subject of your e-mail meant otherwise.

Me

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Thanks for your last email,

I am confused about what you just sent. In the first email you sent me it said you were selling penis enlargement. Are you or are you not?
Don't waste my time if you are just fooling around. If you can make my penis larger get back to me.

Alhaji Ahmed

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Subject: Penis Enlargement Powder Ready For Dispatch

Yes of course the drugs for penis enlargement are available and ready
for dispatch to you.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:52 pm

We have quite a few forgetful lads ...

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The Forgetful (Memoria tohellicum): Scammer who forgets they have already sent you a script you have replied to. Then sends you a completely unrelated alternate script.

The Humanist (Humania nora): Forgets his scamming business when you send him some blurry nekked pics (and begs for more.)

The Amnesiac (Forgetia tohellicum): Regularly forgets his characters' names

The Victor/Victoria (Victoria yastrebicum): Lad who changes a script to be from "the only daughter of..." but forgets to amend the male references elsewhere in the script.

.. but this is the first to pretend to remember the script he never sent out in the first place.

The False Memory (Rememberus windypopsia): Lad who is fazed/insulted by the topic of the ASEM he received but after a little prompting, pretends to remember sending it and responds accordingly.

Oh those penis enlargment drugs, if 'only' it was that easy ... sprinkle a light dusting on your tiny todger after a shower and *wooof* (thats the sound of a penis magically enlarging .. sorry it was the only one I could come up with ... apart from *doinggg*)

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:50 pm

He's wrong on the drugs too. If they come back it's always with the drugs or magic herbs. Rolling Eyes

Their "original" script said all drugs and herbs are fake, but I play along with them for a bit before sending the format selling the real secret. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:16 am

The Changeling - a Lad who takes over the identity of another Lad you claim to be writing (or have written) to.

Case in point: I'd baited a Lad pretending to be Nick Hinds of Fidelity Investments - a real person at a real firm, BTW - (http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_moreno.html). When I received another Fidelity script in another name, I wrote:

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Thank you for your message. I must decline your offer of partnership as your colleague Mr Hinds has prior claim on my business.

Within days I had another 'Nick Hinds' writing to me, and hilarity ensued as he tried to make out that he was the original Nick Hinds.

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:38 am

Yastreb, slightly similar to the one you found before?

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The Understudy (Apprentus yastrebicum): A Lad who claims to be an individual that you've already baited, and ties himself in knots trying to fit in.

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:10 am

Good point. OK, how about...

The Blinker - a Lad who is taken unawares when you agree to a course of action you were supposed to reject, and it shows.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1123653&highlight=blinked#1123653

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:02 am

The Safety-Scizzors User - The lad who replies to your ASEM with what is clearly a variation of his script, which just doesn't quite fit.

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Dear Mr. Eduardo,

CONGRATULATIONS!

Please we are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past with the Formal Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria. (Prof. Charles Soludo) and some other bank officials from Oceanic Bank International Plc also from Mr.Robert of Ghana.

....[cut out middle]....

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Lamido Sanusi,
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN).

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:49 am

Yastreb wrote:

The Blinker - a Lad who is taken unawares when you agree to a course of action you were supposed to reject, and it shows.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1123653&highlight=blinked#1123653

Yes I've had this when I agreed that my nonagenarian character would get up and travel all the way to Indonesia to pick up the 'fund' rather than to pay for it to be couriered. Lad started babbling, buy a ticket, buy a ticket! Wouldn't book me a hotel room, though Sad

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The Blinker (Surprisus yastrebicum): Lad who is taken unawares when you agree to a course of action you were supposed to reject, and it shows.

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:56 am

ThankingArthur wrote:

The Safety-Scizzors User - The lad who replies to your ASEM with what is clearly a variation of his script, which just doesn't quite fit.

I think we'll call this the "Cut and Shut" as it reminds me of those dodgy cars which are parts of two damaged cars welded together to make one supposedly 'new' vehicle.

Twisted Evil

The Cut & Shut (Snippia thankingarthurus): Lad who replies to your ASEM with what is clearly a variation of his script, which just doesn't quite fit.

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:37 pm

The Father Confessor (Confessus godhicum): Religious lad who takes confessions. Say 20 Hail marys before you send the cash.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=185476&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:54 am

Another example of

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The Should be Secular Humanist (Prayus godhicum): Lad who annoyingly prays for his and your health and wealth at every convenience.

In this case praying for 'Mrs & Mr Beans' dying Baby Son Timmy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pH27LetVw

So hes forged a new genus and species

Genus: The Caught on Camera (Latin: Tubeicum)

The Undescended (Testiculia tubeicum): Video lad whos voice changes in pitch every other second, akin to someone suffering from undescended testicles.

More Video lads to come ....
The Funeral Director (Undertakus tubeicum): Video lad who performs outrageous funeral/memorial services. Sometimes for people who haven't actually died yet.

Here is PeeWee Herman going to his grave on a viking longship, and as the lad says "May you grant him PISS and INTERNAL life"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biDh_hljrRg&feature=related

and of course

The Monty Python (Parrotus tubeicum): Video lads who act out comedy sketches.

.. And don't do to bad a job of it TBH, 'there!!, eet moved .. FEE-YORDS')

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQqd17p9_0

The Sales Rep (Admanus tubeicum): Video lad who gives us his sales pitch for non-existent products.

"Your ANUS will stay clear of viruses!"
"We know you love having the biggest ANUS in town!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9u2X_HnNU8

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:54 am

The 'Don't Call Us' (Auditionus tubeicum): Video lads who audition their singing/dancing/acting talents for our displeasure.

"I am Adenimi Undecipherable ... and they call me Fudge Nugget"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnWjO9UkT9s&feature=related

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:28 am

The Loan Officer (Lowrateus tubeicum): Video lad who offers us the best loan rates we have ever come across in the whole wide world, and the best laughs on all of 'YouTube', bargain!

"I can 'ass shoe' you, yo pleasure is gonna be ours .. thank you Mr Kinkys"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpz4VamvK-M&feature=related

419 Scam Video Tip: Don't forget to finish with the nervous scrapy 'ass shoe' shuffle.

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:44 am

The Boring Bastard (Irritus tubeicum): Well spoken video lad who drones on for thirty minutes about nothing at all before introducing his scam company, Kaad technologies .. what a cad, what a complete bounder.

"Dr Erm - enry Sawyer .. *shifty look to the left*, am an environmentalist"

Made by 'Oupipee' studios (they said peepee *chortle*) .. avoid watching unless you want to see a liar in action..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWq9VUSf3G4&feature=related

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:07 am

Example of

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The Self Degrading (Degradus yastrebicum): Lad who makes racist statements about his own countrymen as evidence that his deal is legitimate and not a scam.

In this case .. here's what this lad has to say about his neighbours Nigeria.

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I want you to know that you taking flight direct to Lagos state of Nigeria is prolonging your travelling because I have never visited Nigeria country before and I will never in my life step my foot in Nigerian land because I have nothing to do with Nigerians because they are all bad and it is there image that kill the name of entire Africa, so please brother if you are a Nigerian I am so sorry to say that I will not come to your country or come there to visit you. You can take a direct flight to my country Burkina Faso.

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:36 pm

The Over-Confidentiality Agreement (Assuria GomerPyleus): Lad who attempts to assure us with a confidentiality agreement he has copied from somewhere else, and has no relation whatsoever to the rest of his script.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=185509&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:33 pm

The Dr. Do-little (Zoologia tohellicum): Lads who talk to the animals, walk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals (if you haven't seen the original film and only the Eddie Murphy one, you might not get this)

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59869&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:52 pm

The Cheap Arse (Productionus tubeicum): Video lads who don't stump up for a decent production of their vid.

"Digital Media Converter Trial Version" ..

"I'm gonna take control and spire yo bidness every corner of DIS Africa!"
.. for sure Rolling Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiUoZB3IrEo&feature=related

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Hey Wowow, I think I have a new specimen for you. This is the strangest format I have ever received and included a bank account at the end. I don't know If I should report it or not, I'm baffled.
Make some coffee, light up a smoke, and enjoy:

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o know that hell await sinners and keep silent on the matter would be injustice to mankind.eternal punishment is not a pleasant subject for discussion, but you must know it.hell the destiny of all sinners,who personly reject Christ Jesus in their life time. (read- Math-25-41-46.Rev-20-13-15,21-8.) Repent to day."Bewere of 666"-read-Revelation-13-8-1 Cool

9-Says He who has an ear,let him hear.Repent today and save ur life to Christ Jesus.

Salvation is found in no one else for there is no other name under heaven given to man,"you and I"by which we must be save.(read -Act-4-12).A great multitude that no one could count,from every nation,tribe,people and language,standing before the throne and in front of the lamb, "JESUS CHRIST." they were wearing white robes and were holding palm branches in their hands.and they cried out in a loud voice,salvation belongs to our GOD who sits on the throns and to the lamb,JESUS CHRIST.Say Aman praise and glory and wisdom and honor and power and strength be to our God for ever and ever Aman.(read- Rev-7-9-11).The wages of sin is death,but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus (read- Rom-6-23) save ur life in CHRIST JESUS to day.
DEAR FRIEND,

Don't leave your salvation to the future.many have made this mistake and have been snatched away from life when they least expected it.It is now,that you must lay your life in Christ Jesus.think of nothing but your salvation,care for nothing but the things of God.A man is a fool "You and I" to give his thought to things that contribute nothing to salvation of our soul,instead of those that do. Many peopel like to be admired and acqire a name for wisdom,yet it dose no good to the soul salvation.it is very foolish of "You and I " to neglect what is profitable and necessary the gospel of Jesus Christ. (read -luke-12-15-21).or (John-3-3-18)17,Says God did not send Jesus Christ to condemned" You and I" but to save us throught our faith in Christ..

The present time is very precious here is the time of pardon,the day of salvation has come already.what a pity?,you do not make better use of the opportunity to be save,have eternal life. the time will come when you will long for one day,even for one hour,to amend your life,and I fear you will not get it.if you are not prepared for death to day,are you likely to be prepared tomorrow?.tomorrow is uncertain how can you be sure you will have tomorrow?.

God will never remove unbelieve or work miracle to remove doubt,whan God has given sufficient evidence for faith.God looks with displeasure upon the self sufficient and unbelievers they are unproductive trees.are you one of them? JESUS is calling you to day.try to reply this mail,and you will be bless.Jesus Christ said in (read -Jn-10-10) I have come that they may have life,and have it to the full,satan is a thief that want to destroy "You and I".if we don't have Christ Jesus as Lord and savour.think of it.

Today,many people are seeking authentic spiritual experience,both within and outside the world mojor faiths.any of the mojor faiths, without the holy spirit is not of God of isreal. the mojor faiths agree the in times of deep uncertainty and change,a great spiritual teacher may be expected.(what bible says about it the day is unknown (read-matt-24-36-42.) buddhist refer to the coming of Lord maitreya,hindus refer to the kalki avatar,and christians to second coming of JESUS CHRIST.muslims SURAT PART-3-55.behold allah said O'Jesus I will take thee and raise thee to myself and clear thee of the falsehoods of those who blaspheme thee. Many will be disappointed by satan's inspires religions.mohammad's Allah, satan right hand helpers working to take people to hell in the adulterated Quran part 21 -13 Allah said he will fill hell with man and demons.part 26-9 mohammad tell his disciple they don't know what will happen to them after death.does it means Allah can not
save them ?or no plan for salvation of there soul?.JESUS CHRIST said,he who disowns me before men will be disowned before the angels of God.(read-luke-12-9 )

Countless numbers of people worship under the illusion that the know what they are worshiping.in reality,they don't.God is spirit,and his worshiper must worship in spirit and in truth.(read-JOHN-4-21-24.)Jesus tell the woman the samaritans worship what they do not know.we jews worship what we do know,for salavation is from the Jews.

satan's deceptions to refering Christ Jesus as a spiritual teacher.is Jesus Christ a spiritual teacher? Jesus Christ is the son of God,any faith ,doctrine ,religion that deny Jesus Christ divinty is from satan.The position that it is of no consequance what man believe is one of satan's most successful deception. he knows that the truth the gospel of Jesus Christ receive in the love of it santcifies/save the soul of the reciever.

World religions believe that God works in many way,through many faith and religions agencies.question dose God work through many faiths? does their believe revels the love of God?how true/false is that believe?some of this believe is untrue and very damaging because it creates false hope and unrealistic expections,no salvation at the end.(exmp,)Quran part 21 -13 Allah said he will fill hell with man and demons.part 26-9 mohammad tell his disciple they don't know what will happen to them after death.does it means Allah can not save them ?or no plan for salvation of their soul?.

What Jesus Christ said by himself about his second coming the Bible (read-John-14-4 -6).to all his disciple and to them that will believe in him through their message.do not let your heart be trouble,trust in God,and trust also in me.in my father house are many rooms,if it were not so.I would have told you I am going there to prepare a place for you.do not love the world or anything in the world,if any one love the world,the love of God is not in him.the world and his desires pass away but the man who does the will of God lives forever.(read-John-6-37-40.)

When you fail to look for Jesus christ,you do yourself more harm than the whole world and all your enemies can."what can the world give you without JESUS CHRIST?"to be without JESUS is a bitter hell,but to be with him is sweet paradise.if Jesus is with you,no enemy can harm you.How happy a man is whan the truth the word of God gospel of Jesus teaches him directly not through symblols,and word that soon forgotten.if the eternal word of God the gospel of Jesus christ speaks to man he delivered him from many conjectures.the bible said try every Spirit (read-2-cortt-11-14-15).satan himself masquerading as an angle of light,it is not surprising then if his servents masqersd as servent of righteousness their end will be what there actions deserve.

The Lord God says the people come near me with there mouth ,and honor me with there lips but their heart are far from me.their worship of me is made up only of ruless tought by men.therefore once more I will astound these people with wonder upon wonder.the wisdom of the wise will perish ,the intelligence of the intelligence will vanish. God is spirit,and his worshiper must worship in spirit and in truth. obey is better than sacrifice.you can get what you want and lose what you have.whoever believes in Jesus Christ has eternal life.but whoever rejects Jesus Christ will not see life for God wrath remans on him.(read-John-4-21-25. )

Jesus Christ is the sourece of all things.(read-Coln-1-15-20,)for by him all things were created,in heaven and earth,visible and invisible,and all things speak of that word.that word is the beginning and the word speaks to us.when you see all things as that one word,refers all things to that one word,view all things in that one word,you can be inwordly stable and rest at peace in GOD.

What foult did you find in the gospel of Jesus Christ that made you not to recieve it? you followed worthless teaching of worthless idols worshipers,do you what to became worthless yourself? you did not ask were is the Lord who brought you to this world?.

People fighting/killing for there god, Jesus Christ tell his disciples that a time is coming when any one who kills christians will think he is offering a service to God.they will do such things because they have not known God nor Me.(read-John-16-2-3).many people have moves away from the truth.Jesus christ is the truth,he give the Holy Spirit,the Spirit of truth.Holy Spirit will equipped you and direct you on how to worship God.

Woe to him who querrels with his maker (Jesus Christ the sourece of all things.(read-Coln-1-15-20) ,to him who is but a potsherd among the potsherds on the ground.does the cley say to the potter what are you making? does your work say he has no hand?.woe to him who say to his Father what have you begotten?.or to his mother what have you brought to birth?.(read-ISA-45-9-10.)

Jesus Christ said,whoever drinks the water I give him will will never thirst,indeed the water I give will beccome in him a spirig of water will up to eternal life.(read-John-4-14).HE said if any one is thirsty,let him come to me and drink,whoever believes in me as the secripture has said streams of living water will flow from within him.by this he meant the holy spirit that those who believe will recieve.(read-John-7-37-39.)

It is a terrible thing to lose farth in God or in his word,there is danger in even once giving expression to doubt.every conceivable form of error ,worshiping of an image formed like a man or woman or like any animal or like any craeture,moon and star, will be accepted by those who willfully reject the truth JESUS CHRIST. We believe that the real conversion is not change of religion, but change of hearts with God's love. We love Jesus, for He is our Lord and Saviour, from whom all Goodness and Salvation comes. His Name is above all names. We share the redeeming love of Christ to the all Nations and winning them unto the fold of Jesus Christ. (read-Deut-4-15-21.)

Sin if not forgiven,stop people from entering heaven.(read-Gal-5-19-21).Jesus christ redeemed sinners through his blood,his blood washes us,it take from us all sins.(1-John-1-7).This righteousness from God comes through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe.there is no difference.for all have sinned and fall short of glory of God. and "you and I" are justifed freely by his grace through the redemption that come by Christ Jesus.(read-Rom-3-22-24)

Have you ever asked Jesus to come in to your life?or you are not sure you are save, if your answer is no.Pray this prayer with sincerity and confidence.LORD JESUS,I come to you today.I am a sinner,I can NOT help myself,forgive me my sins.cleanse me with your blood,deliver me From sin and satan,to serve the living GOD.today,LORD I accept you as my LORD, And my personal savior.thank you JESUS,for saving me.

BE BLESS IN NAME OF THE FATHER THE SON AND HOLY SPIRIT AMAN.

BY missionary ,J.C.EZEKIEL. (JESUS CHRIST IS LORD)

(ROMANS-10-13 )says,for everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved. 14,how, then can they call on the one they have not believed in? and how can they hear without someone preaching to them? 15,and how can they preach unless they are sent? as it is written, how beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!.write to us.by join to extend GOD's kingdom.pray for us.for more information, reply to this e-mail.or call-+228-8278809.

WHO SHALL SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF CHRIST? SHALL TROUBLE OR HARDSHIP OR PERSECUTION OR FAMINE OR NAKEDNESS OR DANGER OR SWORD.NO, IN ALL THIS THINGS WE ARE MORE THAN CONQUERORS THROUGH HIM WHO LOVE US.FOR I AM CONVINCED THAT NEITHER DEATH NOR LIFE,NEITHER ANGELS NOR DEMONS,NEITHER THE PRESENT NOR THE FUTURE,NOR ANY POWER,NEITHER HEIGHT NOR DEPTH NOR ANYTHINGS ELSE IN ALL CREATION WILL BE ABLE TO SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD THAT IS IN CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD.(read romans-8-31-39.read,peter-4-12-17.james-1-12.heb-12-6.)

I sent: "Thats very true, thanks, I feel inspired."
and PROMPTLY got:

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Understand this: Jesus Christ doesn't invite us "U and I" to follow Him because we believe in Him.He invites us to follow Him because He believes in us! He says,Follow me and I will make you.He knows what we can become when His grace touches our lives.Matthew,a Jew,collected taxes for the Romans who enslaved his people.In their eyes he was lower than scum.Yet Christ Jesus called him and he end up writing the first book in the New Testament. When Nathaniel was invited to meet Christ Jesus he was downright sceptical."can...any good thing come out of Nazareth?"Phillip saith unto him,"come and see"(read-john-1-46).So come as you are, Christ Jesus said ' I will pray the Father,and he shall give you Holy Spirit a comforter.(read-john-14-16) Come with your self-righeous or sordid past. Come,even though you wonder if He can do what He promises.Let His power and presence rub off on you.....What do you have to lose? you have tried your ways and it didn't work,now try His way.Come.You won't be disappointed!(read-mark-10-13-22,ps-37-32-40).reply to this email.

DEAR FRIEND,

I know something so wonderful that I must tell you! its so vital that it may change your entire future As it did mine."I myself was one of the internet fraud stars in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker, the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.!God had a plan for your life. you say,but I have failed so badly.Maybe,but it's amazing what God can do with a broken life when you give Him all the pieces !(read-coloss-1-16,Jn-3-16-1 Cool

Christ Jesus want to make something good out of you! REPENT TO DAY."Reject" 666"-(read-Bible-Revelation-13-8-1 Cool

9,Says He who has an ear,let him hear.Repent today and save ur life to Christ Jesus.(read-Acts-4-12)

Reasons why you need Christ Jesus (1) Because you have a past. You can't go back He can,The Bible says,"Jesus Christ the same yesterday,and today,and for ever"(read-Heb-18-8)He can walk into those places of sin and failure,wipe the slate clean and give you a new life as He did to mine.(2) Because you need a friend.Jesus know the worst about you,yet He believes the best.why becaues He sees you not as you are,but as you will be when He gets through with you.you need Him as a friend.(3) Because He hold the future.Who els are you going to trust?In His hands you are safe and secure today,tomorrow,and for eternity.His word says "For I know the plans I have for you...plans for good and not for evil,to give you a future and hope.In those days when you pray I will listen(read-Jere-29-11-13)

Faith cometh by hearing,and hearing by the word of God(read-rom-10-17).How dose faith come?By hearing what God thinks,what God says and what God can do whan others have given up.You say, But the situation looks helpless,Maybe,but until God has been heard from the last word hasn't been spoken.God told the prophet Ezekiel to go and stand in a valley full of dead bones( a helpless dead situation as bad as it gets! can...any good thing come out of dead bones?) and say, This is what the Sovereign Lord says to these bone: I will make breath enter you,and you will come to life.(read-Ezekiel-37-1-13) Faith in the word of God does not deny the reality of the circumstances it just refuses to be intimidated,limited or ruled by them.May Holy Spirit speak life to your spirit in Christ Jesus Name Aman.(read-luk-19-11-26,heb-10-19-23,Gal-5-22)

N.cousins said,Death isn't the greatest loss in life.The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.If you're not careful you could end up like the man whose tombstone read,Died at 30.Burird at 60.Don't let that happen to you. God purpose for your life is to live eternity with Christ Jesus.(read-1-corth-1-18-2 Cool

Make your eternal life decision. To begin a personal relationship with Christ Jesus to day. please pray this prayer "Lord Jesus,I invite you in to my life. I believe you died for me and that your blood pays for my sins and provides me with the gift of eternal life.By faith I receive that gift and I acknowledge you as my Lord and Saviour. Aman.please write to us we will like to pray for you.

Christ Jesus said,As Father has sent me,I am sending you.(read-john-20-21) The mission Jesus had while on earth,is now our mission.All of us must quickly carry out the task assigned us by the one who sent me,for there is little time left.(read-john-9-4)W.James said,The best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.Only the Kingdom of God is going to last ,everthing else will eventually perish.To fulfil your kingdom-purpose here on earth is to have lived well,and lived successfully.(read-provb-11-12-13,num-25-26)

Just as When Nathaniel was invited to meet Christ Jesus he was downright sceptical."can...any good thing come out of Nazareth?" You can ask can any good thing come out of Inter-net or from west Africa? Satan have use Africans to make inter-net look a helpless dead situation as bad as it gets! but hear what God says (read Ezekiel-37-1-13) The same will take place in inter-net through our inter-net ministy that our vision and mission.I myself was one of the internet fraud stars in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker, the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.! He change my entire future.

This is a message(read-Acts-4-12)for every living soul,please we need your support to reach the world for Christ Jesus.(read-john-14-1-6 Matth-28-19-20).may God bless you Aman.Giving is living,prove your love to God by to support His work.giving is the only biblical way of demonstrating the love of God(read-jn-3-16) Paul said to the philippians,for even in thessalonica ye sent once and again unto my necessity.Not because I desire a gift: but I desire fruit that may abound to your account He talk of heavenly account.(read-philippians-4-15-19) If Holy Spirit ask you to support your free

Eternal-life mission inter-net ministry is financed by free will donations.If you are blessed or have found salvation in Christ Jesus through our gospel message let us know, we will like to remember you in our prayers.(read-1-john-1-9,Rom-5-1,Acts-4-12,Jn-3-3-18)cal.+228(phone number), Lome Togo west Africa.reply to this email.

**HERE WAS A BANK ACCOUNT FOR "DONATIONS" **

Wise stewardship involves supporting the Lord's work cheerfully an faitfully.Food for thought"in the world,it is not what you take up,but what you give up,that makes us rich.

THANKS, AND BE BLESS IN THE LORD.

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Did a lad just preach at me?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:26 am

While lacking the stamina of Todd Bowman's Lad, one of Mal's once delivered a sermon of rare fervour:

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Like I earler informed you that I never finish the work of God assign to me think of telling lies,do you know what it takes for one to lie against the holy spirit, am I sure you know really the case of Annanais and sapharia in the bible who lie against the holy spirit and their reward.I inform you that God has anointed me as a minster of reconciliation, propagating the Gospel of our Lord jesus christ with all fervour and dedication.I am not slothful in this great commission but I am aglow burning with the Zeal of the spirit, Father we thank you for making us Wise and guiding us by your wisdom to dig our foundation deep in the rock, which is christ.by this we know we can outlast every storm that rages againts us for he that is in us is greater than he that is in the world ,in Jesus Name,Amen! (2 chronicles 20:20)hear me, O judah, and ye inhabitants of jerusalem; Believe in the Lord your God,so shall ye be established; Beleive his prophets,so shall ye prosper
talks to God "Father I thank you for the revelation of your word to me this day.I'm resolved this day to trust and beleive the words of the man who you have annointed for my sake.I'm learning now to take advantage of this truth,in Jesus Name, Amen!

So... Todd's would be The Evangelist, and mine, maybe The Lay Preacher?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:14 pm

Guys, will get to your lovely posts soon.
Been baiting this guy under the guide of a Lord of the "House of Lords", he kept neglecting to call be by my title so I kept slapping him.
Finally,

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Dear My. Lord

I receiver your mail but I want to let you know that I am getting weak of all this your explanation to address you with your Lordship or your Honour, I want to clearly notify you now that I am not pleading you over this transaction,

The Honourable (Honourus tohellicum): Lad who calls his baiter by his proper title.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Todd Bowman wrote:

Did a lad just preach at me?

Nice one Todd, Yes you've found an example of

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The Plagiarist (Copium godhicum): An 'Evangelist' who also cuts and pastes text from legitimate church web sites.

But I think this guys gone the whole hog, so we'll call him

The Preacher (Sermonus Toddbowmania): Lad who preaches lengthy multi-faith based sermons in bad English about salvation within his scripts, only to hit you with a donation request at the end. *Rattles collection tin*

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:08 pm

The Conference Call (Seminarus dulli): Common lad who invites you to attend a bogus conference on some humanitarian or social issue. Fees up front of course. Definate mass-bait territory.

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