My "dude" (Updated with pics)

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:18 pm

One of my characters has a thingy about using the "F" word multiple times in a single sentence , he addresses the lads as "Dude".

The lad asked some feedback 'cause I didn't reply for some days.

Quote:

Greetings to you dude,

Fucking thanks for your fucking message dude. Yes I have received your fucking mail, unfortunately it fucking landed in my fucking junk mail box but I fucking retreived it to the fucking safe senders list!
That's why I fucking give you fucking feed back by this fucking writing dude.
I wasn't fucking able to contact the fucking security company 'cause I have no fucking idea how to fucking do that.

Rock bottom,
Jerry

His reply:

Quote:

Dear Sir Jerry,

I have sent you a mail, but was unable to get your feed back up till now, please sir, is everything okay with you? i pray so.

please sir, where you able to send a mail to the security company? also for now i live at Liberia Refugee camp now, about 35 Minuit drive to the security company, please sir give me update, let me hear from you sir, so i will know where i stand.

Hope to read read from you soon,

Yours Dude Laughing

Victor Yemis.

I'm trying to get him use the "F" word in future mails to me Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Thats hillarious. I suppose it's to much to hope he can be de-educated to think that frequent use of the F-word will help his lad activities be more effective.
I just learned a new vulgarity the other day and can't wait to use it in a bait. Even at my age there was a new one. It's bad, so I'm not going to define it but you can look it up if your curious. FELTCH. It's REALLY nasty. I'm thinking it might make a nice acronym. If you feel the need to look it up, just remember the warning.

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:26 pm

^^ FELCHING eh Todd. Not learnt by experience i hope Shocked

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:38 pm

I did look it up OMG Shocked

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:44 pm

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:47 pm

Bob, I think you edged me out in F-word count. Like in my reply to
hit-lad Gay-lord. and don't we have a delivery service here at the site
called Felch air ?? we do.

edit: yes maninblack. the ONLY way to send "Tired old crap" world wide.

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:58 pm

OMG

and i bet we use them to deliver the utterly fantastic Tired old crap to millions of clients worldwide ?

Deobfuscated and let the filter do what it is supposed to. TS

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Fe1ch @ir. I'll have to search that later after work. Yea, That tops the list as the grossest thing I've ever heard of. I've got a trunkbox full of dusty money to anyone that can top it. (you just have to buy the bank spray)

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:11 am

@ Todd Bowman, I can top that i think many times over but I don't want
to be known as the one around here who can. This is baiting related
because one can use these slang terms in their lad responses and lads
are too lazy to look-up the meanings.
Todd this will have to be by PM, sorry folks. ask Todd later.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Thanks for pointing out the shipping company and the laptop site. I can't wait to use these. the bot conversations are priceless.

@brainiac: You win. Please send $500 western union for the bank spray...

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:56 am

I learn something new every day around here...

@maninblack, awesome band in your avatar. My fav song is "Golden Brown." Thumbs up

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Maninblack wrote:

i bet we use them to deliver the utterly fantastic Tired old crap

No, that would be another site and their modality. I'm surprised that one who has been here since '08 would mistake that. Wink

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:06 am

Thank you TheFae Wink

Tsnerd, it was past my bedtime when i wrote it Confused

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:02 am

New scammer species:

The Unflappable (Calmus tohellicum): Scammer who isn't fazed at all with the replies you send even if they are crass and full of swearing.

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:52 pm

Todd, whoo hoo, I win !! Very Happy

I already paid a Mr Koffi for my bank spray.
@maninblack- who's the band? , as a musician I'm curious

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 8:02 pm

^^^^^ The Stranglers. Third album 'Black and White'. (Just as they started to go downhill).

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:32 pm

Brainiac,,, It's The Stranglers

I used to be a musician too in those good old days of new wave and punk Very Happy

Monsignor, you know your music Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 277

I read a post a while back about a "mode of trust" between two business partners. If they really trust each other, they will feel free to swear a lot. So tell lads you won't take them seriously unless they start swearing constantly. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:27 am

Quote:

I'm trying to get him use the "F" word in future mails to me

He's not biting. Here's his reply:

Quote:

Sir i understand what you ask me to say, but i was not brought up by my
parent that way, so i cannot say such words sir, and i have an idear that it
means not good word, i had wanted to tell you before, but am afraid based on
the possition i found myself, please forgive me if i offend you sir.

Waiting to read from you soon.

yours little dude Laughing

victor yemis.

I am indeed offended by "little dude" Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:29 am

Little Dude isn't that equal to Small Boi ?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

It's funny, he's a lad, yet his "morals" won't allow him to use profanity. At least his momma did something right...

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:41 pm

maninblack wrote:

I used to be a musician too in those good old days of new wave and punk Very Happy

What was/were the name of your band/s?

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:01 pm

bobdemol wrote:

lad wrote:

... please forgive me if i offend you sir.

Waiting to read from you soon.

yours little dude

victor yemis.

I am indeed offended by "little dude" Evil or Very Mad

I think he refers to himself as little dude. And not just any(body's) little dude, but your little dude.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:39 pm

Well some time passed and I adopted him in the mean time. Very Happy

He's calling me father and daddy now Rolling Eyes

He send me a pic holding a sign with my name on it but that was not what I asked for.

Slap time:

Quote:

Hello dude,

I'm not fucking happy with the fucking picture dude.
I fucking asked you to fucking write "YOURS LITTLE DUDE" on the fucking sign dude.
So I fucking hope that you fucking correct this fucking error.

Rock bottom,
Yours dad Jerry

It took him some time to do it, here's his reply:
SUBJECT: Am Sorry Father Jerry. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Father Jerry,

Am sorry for the late respond, you can remember i told you, its not easy for my daily expensice here in this country, ever since my little money i came with to this country is finish, i have no choice than to go to the market square to carry loads from people who came to buy stuff, to earn my living daily, for this reason for the past three days, its not easy with me, i feel pains, and i was not able to come to the cafe to check my mail, i am really sorry about that.

Father, i have attached the new picture i took, 2 of them please let me know if the writting is okay with you, or you need any other thing from me.

Father, please let me know if the security company have responded to your mail you sent to them, in regards to my late fathers funds, so that i can send them a mail, if they have not responded to you, i am very tired in this country, please make hast to help and take me out of this country, i want to come to you sir, and start a new life again.

I await your swift respond daddy

From yours little dude and adopted son (he's overdoing it Laughing

)

Victor Yemis,

And here he is (they get younger don't they) .... Shocked

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:09 pm

Why is there always an underpainted wall in every mugu-shot , but never any graffitii like round my way Wink

Has any lad been asked to graffitii yet, or is that against scambaiting regulations. Might be good for an arrest or two, getting your baiter name tagged around Lagos would be fun.

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