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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Mon May 24, 2010 9:18 pm |
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One of my characters has a thingy about using the "F" word multiple times in a single sentence , he addresses the lads as "Dude".
The lad asked some feedback 'cause I didn't reply for some days.
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Greetings to you dude,
Fucking thanks for your fucking message dude. Yes I have received your fucking mail, unfortunately it fucking landed in my fucking junk mail box but I fucking retreived it to the fucking safe senders list!
That's why I fucking give you fucking feed back by this fucking writing dude.
I wasn't fucking able to contact the fucking security company 'cause I have no fucking idea how to fucking do that.
Rock bottom,
Jerry |
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Dear Sir Jerry,
I have sent you a mail, but was unable to get your feed back up till now, please sir, is everything okay with you? i pray so.
please sir, where you able to send a mail to the security company? also for now i live at Liberia Refugee camp now, about 35 Minuit drive to the security company, please sir give me update, let me hear from you sir, so i will know where i stand.
Hope to read read from you soon,
Yours Dude
Victor Yemis. |
I'm trying to get him use the "F" word in future mails to me |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Mon May 24, 2010 9:26 pm |
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Thats hillarious. I suppose it's to much to hope he can be de-educated to think that frequent use of the F-word will help his lad activities be more effective.
I just learned a new vulgarity the other day and can't wait to use it in a bait. Even at my age there was a new one. It's bad, so I'm not going to define it but you can look it up if your curious. FELTCH. It's REALLY nasty. I'm thinking it might make a nice acronym. If you feel the need to look it up, just remember the warning. |
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Mon May 24, 2010 10:26 pm |
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^^ FELCHING eh Todd. Not learnt by experience i hope |
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New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Posted:
Mon May 24, 2010 10:38 pm |
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I did look it up OMG |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Posted:
Mon May 24, 2010 10:44 pm |
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_________________
New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Mon May 24, 2010 11:47 pm |
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Bob, I think you edged me out in F-word count. Like in my reply to
hit-lad Gay-lord. and don't we have a delivery service here at the site
called Felch air ?? we do.
edit: yes maninblack. the ONLY way to send "Tired old crap" world wide. |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez)
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Mon May 24, 2010 11:58 pm |
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OMG and i bet we use them to deliver the utterly fantastic Tired old crap to millions of clients worldwide ?
Deobfuscated and let the filter do what it is supposed to. TS |
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New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Tue May 25, 2010 12:00 am |
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Fe1ch @ir. I'll have to search that later after work. Yea, That tops the list as the grossest thing I've ever heard of. I've got a trunkbox full of dusty money to anyone that can top it. (you just have to buy the bank spray) |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue May 25, 2010 12:11 am |
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@ Todd Bowman, I can top that i think many times over but I don't want
to be known as the one around here who can. This is baiting related
because one can use these slang terms in their lad responses and lads
are too lazy to look-up the meanings.
Todd this will have to be by PM, sorry folks. ask Todd later. |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Tue May 25, 2010 2:23 am |
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Thanks for pointing out the shipping company and the laptop site. I can't wait to use these. the bot conversations are priceless.
@brainiac: You win. Please send $500 western union for the bank spray... |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Tue May 25, 2010 2:56 am |
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I learn something new every day around here...
@maninblack, awesome band in your avatar. My fav song is "Golden Brown." |
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x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue May 25, 2010 3:03 am |
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Maninblack wrote: |
i bet we use them to deliver the utterly fantastic Tired old crap |
No, that would be another site and their modality. I'm surprised that one who has been here since '08 would mistake that. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Posted:
Tue May 25, 2010 7:06 am |
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Thank you TheFae
Tsnerd, it was past my bedtime when i wrote it |
_________________
New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue May 25, 2010 10:02 am |
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New scammer species:
The Unflappable (Calmus tohellicum): Scammer who isn't fazed at all with the replies you send even if they are crass and full of swearing. |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue May 25, 2010 7:52 pm |
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Todd, whoo hoo, I win !! I already paid a Mr Koffi for my bank spray.
@maninblack- who's the band? , as a musician I'm curious |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue May 25, 2010 8:02 pm |
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^^^^^ The Stranglers. Third album 'Black and White'. (Just as they started to go downhill). |
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Tue May 25, 2010 10:32 pm |
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Brainiac,,, It's The Stranglers
I used to be a musician too in those good old days of new wave and punk
Monsignor, you know your music |
_________________
New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277
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Tue May 25, 2010 11:50 pm |
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I read a post a while back about a "mode of trust" between two business partners. If they really trust each other, they will feel free to swear a lot. So tell lads you won't take them seriously unless they start swearing constantly. |
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"Also note that from the record in your payment files, your overdue outstanding balance is US$100,000,000,000,000 million dollars." -Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
"Ok send the money to your mother pussy i will come and get it there" -M4stercard J4ckpot L0ttery Pr0mo
"Still in the box area. the step is just too much" -Anth0ny Grayh4ms (1546 clicks)
"i want to inform you that i have to quit this s3curity sh1eld here and never to come to this awful site again...Am sorry i am being so hash and angry on you" -R0lland Lincoln AKA Steven 0yas (4305 questions answered) |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Posted:
Thu May 27, 2010 7:27 am |
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I'm trying to get him use the "F" word in future mails to me |
He's not biting. Here's his reply:
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Sir i understand what you ask me to say, but i was not brought up by my
parent that way, so i cannot say such words sir, and i have an idear that it
means not good word, i had wanted to tell you before, but am afraid based on
the possition i found myself, please forgive me if i offend you sir.
Waiting to read from you soon.
yours little dude
victor yemis. |
I am indeed offended by "little dude" |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Thu May 27, 2010 7:29 am |
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Little Dude isn't that equal to Small Boi ? |
_________________
New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Fri May 28, 2010 7:35 am |
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It's funny, he's a lad, yet his "morals" won't allow him to use profanity. At least his momma did something right... |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri May 28, 2010 1:41 pm |
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maninblack wrote: |
I used to be a musician too in those good old days of new wave and punk |
What was/were the name of your band/s? |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Fri May 28, 2010 4:01 pm |
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bobdemol wrote: |
lad wrote: |
... please forgive me if i offend you sir.
Waiting to read from you soon.
yours little dude
victor yemis. |
I am indeed offended by "little dude" |
I think he refers to himself as little dude. And not just any(body's) little dude, but your little dude. |
_________________ x 13
<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:39 pm |
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Well some time passed and I adopted him in the mean time. He's calling me father and daddy now
He send me a pic holding a sign with my name on it but that was not what I asked for.
Slap time:
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Hello dude,
I'm not fucking happy with the fucking picture dude.
I fucking asked you to fucking write "YOURS LITTLE DUDE" on the fucking sign dude.
So I fucking hope that you fucking correct this fucking error.
Rock bottom,
Yours dad Jerry |
It took him some time to do it, here's his reply:
SUBJECT: Am Sorry Father Jerry.
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Dear Father Jerry,
Am sorry for the late respond, you can remember i told you, its not easy for my daily expensice here in this country, ever since my little money i came with to this country is finish, i have no choice than to go to the market square to carry loads from people who came to buy stuff, to earn my living daily, for this reason for the past three days, its not easy with me, i feel pains, and i was not able to come to the cafe to check my mail, i am really sorry about that.
Father, i have attached the new picture i took, 2 of them please let me know if the writting is okay with you, or you need any other thing from me.
Father, please let me know if the security company have responded to your mail you sent to them, in regards to my late fathers funds, so that i can send them a mail, if they have not responded to you, i am very tired in this country, please make hast to help and take me out of this country, i want to come to you sir, and start a new life again.
I await your swift respond daddy
From yours little dude and adopted son (he's overdoing it )
Victor Yemis, |
And here he is (they get younger don't they) ....
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_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Posted:
Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:09 pm |
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Why is there always an underpainted wall in every mugu-shot , but never any graffitii like round my way Has any lad been asked to graffitii yet, or is that against scambaiting regulations. Might be good for an arrest or two, getting your baiter name tagged around Lagos would be fun. |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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