Lad insults - what did you get for baiting

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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:02 am

Today I got my first real insult form my bank lad at the Ivory Coast.
He had a problem with the secure validation process. But suspected me being a joker anyway - he didn't like the FRAT-Form either.

Now, after honestly asking if he got the money he replied:

Quote:

YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY

I have to admit, I was a little stupid in this bait indeed, but instead of FUK myself with my money I will bait him again in a few weeks for the next piggy.
Wonder what I get if he is asked for getting his receipt the safe way again?
If you are told it is the only way two times, it must be true!

So what are your favourite insults???

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:46 am

Favourites usually end up in the baiter's sig. What always fascinates me is that insults sometimes include polite phrases as well. Such as the word "please" in one of mine.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:47 am

This was my first, from a Lad who was supposed to be meeting Captain Mal at the airport:

Quote:

I know you have always been a talkative right from the onset. How can someone of your type that calls yourself a man can be talking like a fool? Do you know whom i am ?who is abacha and daniel arap? even you if lost 1M $ that s no money to me it is because of your ignorances and your follishness that made me invite you to come here and see things for yourself,and you choose to be a parrot. Really there is scams all over which my late husband was a victim some couple of years ago and i am protecting your interesting by inviting you to see everything i am telling you before investing your hard earned money, Infact radio is better than you ,even a woman is more better and secrecy than you. all these stories of yours are just like filty rags and water poured on stones to me because i know you weren't serious for one day,my regret is only giving you information of my consignment and having my son and the security personnels suffered waiting for a bird in the sky like you.

Then there's one that features in my sig line - here's the complete version (from two different emails):

Quote:

AS AN AUSTRALIAN MAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE INTELLIGENT AND EDUCATED.BUT YOU HAVE JUST PROVED TO ME THAT YOU AE NOT ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE, RUDE, UNREASONABLE BUT ALSO A PURE STAGNANT ILLETRATE WHO CAN NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND,SPEAK OR WRITE A COMMON ENGLISH LANGUAGE VERY WELL.I SHALL GUARANTEE THIS WOMAN MRS J0Y D4KU THAT YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO HAVE THIS FUND TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY.YOU ARE A COMMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON.
IF THIS WAS THE WAY YOU ADDRESS PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA, YOU CAN NOT ADDRESS ME OR ANY PERSON FROM HERE LIKE THAT.YOU ARE A STUPID FOOL TO HAVE THIS NONSENSE REASONING.
I SHALL MAKE SURE NOTHING ABOUT THIS FUND GOES TO YOUR NAME UNLESS YOU TURN BACK WITH YOUR APOLOGIES.
THERE IS NO POINT OF YOU RESPONDING BACK BECAUSE IT WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED IMPORTANT

Quote:

YOU MUST BE ASHAMED OF YOUR STUPID DEAD LIVING CORPSE. YOU ONLY HAD ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY BY THIS BANKER TRYING TO CORRECT EVERY OF YOUR BAD IMPRESSION BUT THAT EVIL WORKING IN YOU COULD NOT ALLOW YOU REASON WITH YOUR COMMON SENSE BUT RATHER KEPT KILLING YOU EVERY DAY.
LOOK THERE IS NO POINT OF YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS FUND BECAUSE AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED WITH MY POSITION, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS US$10.5M TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.SO STOP SENDING YOUR ILLETRATE AND NONSENSE LACK OF WORDS SPELLING TO MY EMAIL OK. YOU ARE A STUPID NICAMPO AND SUPPOSED TO GO AND HANG YOUR SELF SOMEWHERE INSTEAD OF CAUSING NUSANCE TO PEOPLE. I DON’T BELIEVE YOU BEEN AN AUSTRALIAN BECAUSE IF YOU WERE TO BE FROM THERE, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN HOW TO WRITE ENGLISH LANGUAGE VERY WELL. YOU ARE THE WORST STUPID IDIOT WE HAVE ON THIS WHOLE WORLD. YOU MUST BE A MAD MAN ASKING FOR GOVERNMENT INVOICE/RECEIPT WHEN NO PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE BY YOU. WHERE ON EARTH DO YOU SEE WHERE AN INVOICE WAS BEEN ISSUED FIRST WITHOUT PAYMENT? THAT MADE YOU A TYPICAL ILLETRATE AND SENSELESS IDIOT. DO NOT EVER WRITE ME AGAIN OTHERWISE YOU HAVE YOUR SELF TO REGRET. BIGGER FOOL.

And finally, the one that gave me my custom title:

Quote:

I think you are one of the most naive person i have heard the unfortunate opportunity to have onmy contact list. You signed documents and sent back to me and you could be so gullible to tell me that Barklays Bank told you another thing. I think i want to suspend further contacts with you because i see you as a stupid opportunist and a deranged,rude discouteous fellow playing pranks with business proposals. I will strongly advice 3m1ly Br0wn as a Lawyer to suspend all transactions with you because iam skeptical about your level of honesty and sincerity if eventually funds get into your care.You double speak,your use of language is so unrefined and rustic,you are a perfect example of a demented opportunist. Please don't bother replying my emails because iam going to ignore you perpetually.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:15 am

to be honest I must be too nice... I never get insults Sad

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 503

Apart from the ones in my sigi and the insults I have received recently, I generally find most lads aren't too bad.

I tried an experiment where I sent a script which just said "send me you ID and then we can do business". When It was sent I then wrote back and said that I was going to hijack the ID and use it for my own and become them using the aforementioned id. I got a few good insults out of that.

I regularly email a couple of lads and just insult them and they retaliate back.

Finally after doing this to one lad above I emailed him from all of my character accounts and egged him on to insult me, I told him there was a web competition for the best insult and I wanted him to insult me and I could then win it, his insults would be published for all to see. It really wound him up.

He gave up after that and now never replies to my insults.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:02 pm

Scammer genus:
The Tourettes (Fuckia Nustia): Sends poorly worded insults with badly spelt swear words.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

Look my siggy for two nice lad insults Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:35 pm

Quote:

All i am asking you is to send my money to me else the God of thunder will blast you to pieces.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:41 pm

Quote:

All i am asking you is to send my money to me else the God of thunder will blast you to pieces.

Perhaps he had a Thor head Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:12 pm

I've had allsorts, many threats of death, juju, beatings and mutilation against my family and myself. they are a vile lot. My favourites are in the insulting mass bait thread. I usually select the day's best and send it out to all the other lads. Rinse and repeat.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:28 pm

I had a good laugh when I got this

Quote:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS?

honestly I don't even know what it means, but it nearly brought me to tears laughing at it

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 503

Interesting avatar Huntington, i remember that photoshoot. I've got two Ducati's!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:43 pm

I got this one from a lad once after making a few choice comments about his distinct lack of intelligence and alleged intimate relationships with farm animals instead of continuing with his script:

Ticked-off Scammer wrote:

you are big fool and don't be a fool by use that stupid luggage by your self?

Not too sure where the luggage comes into it... Interesting.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:57 pm

I love when scammers attempt to insult you, but accidentally insult themselves.

Example:
"I was a real prick"
Frankie

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:25 pm

I sent out an ASEM last year to a bunch of lads from the fresh scammer list on 419baiter.com. It implied I hacked his box and mentioned joining the Gomer Boyz to get half his job back (or something along those lines) written by Gomer Pyle (thanks Gomer!).

I got the following reply from one irritated lad:

Quote:

you need to look in the mirror and observe the abormination that
results from your mothers toto being filled with igbo hiv sperm. she
should have aborted you if she knew you would be a 419 osu that would
make yoa family poor forever. yoa oga will beat you and make you shine
his shoes while he fuck yoa sister in dey asshoooooo. do yoa even know
who yoa father is, bastard boy like yoooooooo? you need to stop yoa
job washing dead white men and pushing trucks, little boi. you need to
stop selling yoa asshole to gay men for 5 naria. yoa need to set
yourself on fire and burn so that there is no trace of your filth left
to contaminate dey earth. take dey all 10 dollars of your 419
earnings and buy a condom so that you do not infect my goats with yoa
HIV. see if dey baboon will let you fuck it. you ass bi red and huge
like dey babbon. boy, i would not let you lick a monkeys penis because
you would fuck dat up just like everything else in you life. yoa papa
prick, yoa mama toto. yoa bi a mumu now and forever. i do not feel
sorry for you as you will soon meet satan and i shall kill the
she-jackal whose rancid snatch you issued from.

So far it's my favourite insult from a lad.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:38 pm

Leanne, your lad must have been having a really bad day and you pushed him over the edge. That is one great lad-blast! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:43 pm

haha yeah he must have had a bad day. I was literally in the stitches laughing when I first read it.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:08 pm

A vlad once threatened to spank me Laughing

thinking I was a young boy making fun of her.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:00 pm

I can always get a Lad fired up and spitting blood.

It's a nack I have. Very Happy

Quote:

PUSSY EATER I NO SAY U NO KNW WHO U DEY FUK WIT,I SWEAR IF I GET U I NO GO HURRY 2 KILL U BT I GO IST FUK UR MAMA 4 UR PRESENT THEN CUT U PIECE BY PIECE.U PIECE OF VERMIN.I DEY CLIAM SAY U GUY MAN ONLY 2 DEY DEY INTERNET DEY SEND HUZZLERS STUPID LETTERS U BASTARD I AM SO SURE U DON EVEN KNW UR FATHER SISTER FUKER,GOD SAVE U SAY I NO KNW FACE 2 FACE FAGGOT!!

It was love at first sight. Laughing

Quote:

OGUNGO PUSHYOU...AYELALA GO KILL YOU.FIRST THING TODAY I GO TAKE YOUR NAME AND URADDRESS GO THERE SO THEM GO WORK ON YOU WITHIN 7WORKING DAY FRON TODAY SO BEWERE IF ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU MAKE U KNOW SAY NA WAITIN YOU USE UR HAND COURSE FOR YOUR SELF BE THAT.OK SO OPEN YUR HEAR NOW 7
DAYS…..I NO DEY CORNER PPLE WORK NA VERY BAD THING AND E NO GOOD FOR GMEN ANYBODY WEY DEY CORNER PPLE WORK NO DEY LAST YOU KNOW WHY BOIZ GO QUICK KILL AM WITHOUT WASTING TIME. NOTE SAY D ONLY ADVISE I GET FOR U B SAY MAKE U WATCH AROUND U NA UR VERY GUY DEY DO THIS KIND TIN DEM DON DO ME SO WATCH UR BACK LATERMAN.

YOUR GENERATIONS WILL BE ABLAZE .THUNDERS MOST STRIKE YOU TO PIECSES

I think he put a spell on me. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:25 pm

Don't mess with Voodoo!

By the way: It would be really interesting havin someone with knowledge about voodoo, since it is really great in West Africa.
With a few voodoo spells, you can make you lad panic.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:49 pm

There's a good background of vodou knowledge on Eater, suggest you post in the Help section for specifics. You're right of course, the right lad will go bug-shit for juju.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:13 am

Technomancer wrote:

Not too sure where the luggage comes into it... Interesting.

Language, I expect.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

I got this a few days ago from my mass bait:

Quote:

bagger like you...big fool so you have time for nonsecne. lets see who gets tired. idiot

But my favourite has to have been this one from a hitlad in one of my first baits:

Quote:

look here you fuck
i dont like it when people pay with me.
i have been honest and kind to you all and your pals phil
i know you guys have been playing with me but i dont wana say any thing yet.
is ya know wht is good you better stop it now.
some fuckking fool sending me email i dont know any about them.
they are....Jean-Claude Van Dame" <********@gmail.com, Mr Jones" **********@gmail.com.
i need to talk to phil ...
you tink am a fool you sent me a fake mtcn number. you did not sent the money
hahaahahahah i think you want to die man
am not playing .
you got 12 hours to send me the money remember no game you fuck face.

Such fun.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:25 pm

^^^^^ I really like that insult. My favourite line of that is:

Quote:

i dont like it when people pay with me.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:32 pm

^ I'm sure we can please him time after time Smile

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