Church baiting is fun (multiple forms + ridiculous trophy's)

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Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

We salute you in the name of God.We write to seek your assistance to help young master Ejimchukwu Nzeadi.

Deplorable Health Condition,Young master Ejimchukwu is 18 years and a Citizen of Nigeria, He hails from Umulowu Amuzi ,Ikenamzi in Obolowo LGA of Imo State.

He is an orphan . over 12 months ago,he was diagnosed for liver and kidney problem However the family is financially incapacitated to foot the bill required for his treatment.Right now the medical consultant has requested for his urgent and immediate hospitalization as his condition is seriously life threatening.

Therefore in view of philanthropic role in the helping the needy in society , we solicit your financial and to save the life as the amount required to treat him runs into millions of Naira and it may required to fly him abroad for specialist treatment. A medical consultant in kidney matters consulted says, it will cost well over seven Million Naira to transplant the diseased kidney and about 250,000 Naira to apply dialysis to sustain him in the interim.l also attache picture of the young man.

Here is the account number 093402010004190 FIDELITY BANK INT'L.

The almighty God will replenish you as you give.may your days be long and God bless.

Your's Faithfully
Mr Kenneth Uchenna
For the family +234-81-241-59101

E-mail ([email protected])

He added a stupid picture of a boy. I am really just beginning baiting so I use the TWAT for dummies at this point. But I already tweak it a bit to my needs.

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Dear Brother in Christ Mr Kenneth Uchenna,

We got your email. I am very sorry for young master Ejimchukwu Nzeadi. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you. Our church, the , states that we can only do business with other members. If you were a member that would be one thing but since you are not, there is nothing that I or anyone can do here. Sorry about that.

If you wanted to become a member, there may be a great many opportunities to do something together, including helping you with your affairs.

Recently, our Church was all set to begin an expansion into West Africa. A member of only one month had promised to help us start a new congregation. He had completed all of the necessary steps to begin and was about to receive an initial $150,000.00 to get started. Then, without warning, we never heard from him again. This was a great disappointment for us. If you wanted to take his place, we would be very eager to talk to you about that.

Let me know if this would be something that you would be interested in. For more information visit our website: xxxx.webs.com (Really stupid website that I am not using anymore)

Best regards,

Father Henkie

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Hello father Henkie

Thanks for your replied email massage, i am not a pastor but i have pastors that am so close to and are my friends, i also help them to promote Gods word according to the holy bible and the word of God, in my own little quota.

My aim of writing to you was to seek your financial assistance to save the life of master ejimichukwu's life which require immediate and urgent hospitalization as stated in my last letter to you.

NOTE: As a matter of fact, i have never turn down any offer that has to do with God's work as the burning desire has been in me right from childhood however you can forward me the procedure involved in becoming your active member which may be pleasing to God and your church( THE ).

Thanks for your co-operation and remain blessed
Your's faithfully
Mr kenneth uchenna
+2348138392238
+234-81-241-59101

He wants to join! Great fun Smile

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Dear Mr Kenneth Uchenna,

I am very happy to hear that you are willing to join our church. I will forward this message to Father ([email protected]). He will assist you in becomming a member of the . You will hear from him as soon as possible.

Bless you

Father Henkie

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Dearest Child of Jesus,

First, let me introduce myself. I am Father . I am 36 years old and I have devoted 12 years of my life praying to God and the Holy Rock.

Now I will tell you more about the .
We believe in the Spirit of the Holy Rock and in Jesus Christ the Saviour. It is well known that some Rocks have a healing effect on people. We believe that we have found the biggest and greatest Holy Rock on the earth. The Rock can be found in the United States in the little village called Hainesville, close to New York.
If you stand next to it you can almost feel the healing powers flowing in the area.
When the founder of The found the Holy Rock he swore to let as many people as possible hear about the great Holy Rock. He started the church and here we are twenty five years later. There are over 5000 members of the spreaded across the earth, looking for stones with the similar healing powers.

I am very happy to know that Father Henk has found someone to help us setting up a in Africa. It is very easy to become a member. The only thing you have to do is fill out a small form which I have attached to this email. Please print it out, fill it in, scan it in and sent it to me.

After you have become a member the elderly people of our Church will discuss the amount of our donation to you (then u can use this donation to build a ). The donation will be in the range from $50,000.00 to 250,000.00$.

Please fill in the form correctly and fully. I hope to hear from you soon.

Be blessed by God,

Father

I added a nice little form for him to fill in.

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Beloved father,

Thanks for your e_mail massage of 18/02/10. Please confirm the requested scanned forms as part of your membership requirements. The pages are complete. I am still working to see to quick recovery of Ejimchukwu Nzeadi.
Thanks for corparetion
Yours faithfully
Durunna Kenneth U.

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He obeys!

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Blessed Durunna,

Congratulations! You are now an official member of the . How would you like to get your donation? I advise using Western Union or wire transfer.

I hope to hear from you soon brother,
Father

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Dear Father ,
Thanks for your replied e-mail message. I am happy that the have accepted me as their official member to represent them in West Africa.
Please I want to know how much involved in the donation for the work, so that I can choose the possible way of receiving the money because of my country's governing law on money restrictions.
Thanks for your corporation.
Yours faithfully
Durunna Kenneth U.

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Dear Durunna,

I have spoken to the elderly about the amount of the donation. They have seen your filled in form and they all agree the donation will be 175,000.00$. I hope this will be enough to start a Church in West Africa.

God bless,

Father

I add a new party, the 'elderly'. Durunna actually never speaks to them, but all the characters have to report and listen to the elderly of the Church.

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Dear Father ,
Thanks for the massage. I have made inquiries and decided that you should send the money through Western Union Money Transfer.I was made to understand that a single transaction must not Exceed $10,000. You can send the money by multiple transaction with different CODES but the same NAME.please note that one transaction must not Exceed $10,000. However, once the payment is made SMS the CODES and the information for easy collection to my cell phone no +2348124159101 or +2348036094894.
Thanks for your Corporation. Remain Blessed.
Yours Faithfully
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Obviously I don't have a baiter phone as I just began baiting, so no SMS or phonecalls.

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I am sorry, I don't posses a mobile phone. I will forward the codes through email.

What are your information details concerning Western Union?

Stay blessed,
Father

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Dear father
thinks for the replied message .please i refer you to get the information details of the western union from your local western union agent, as i have only giving you the maximum amount ($10,000) on a single transaction receivable at once according to their policy. Multiple transaction allow you to the total sum ($175, 000) with different CODES but the same but the same NAMES.
Thanks for your corporation. Remain blessed.
Yours faithfully
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

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Dearest

I understand. It might be a good idea to make a payment of 10,000$ first before we do the rest to make sure everything will be fine. I will go to Western Union first thing next monday.

Bless you

Father

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Dearest,

We might have a serious problem. Today I went to the Western Union to make the first payment of 10,000$. They told me your name has been "flagged" for security reasons concerning fraude. When I heared this I immediately stopped the payment.

I am going to speak to the elderly but I am very worried you might not be the person you say you are. The elderly will decide what to do next.

Father

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Dear Brother,

I have talked to the elderly and they were very confused. I explained that your account was flagged for suspicion of fraude. They told me they wanted proof it was you on the photograph you send in the form. I hope you understand that we must use more security measures, because we have been scammed once before. We don't like it to happen again.

I wondered what you could do to improve the fait in you and then I read this: http://yahoonews.mailnew.com/
Could you please hold a piece of paper with this written on it: "I am a member of the "
If your family could also pose on the picture it would be perfect.

I know it sounds kind of silly, but if we don't really know you are the person you say you are we cannot trust you.

I hope you understand.

God bless,
Father

I thank the person creating the yahoo website, it works great!

But at this time I think I have lost him, because he doesn't email me in a week. Then I get a couple of emails from another email address. He is claiming to be the father of Uchenna Kenneth and the money had to be send to someone else. I do not tell Uchenna Kenneth anything about this. I try to bait this guy too, but he is way more suspicious and doesn't want to fill out any forms so it doesn't go anywhere. I don't know what happened but I heard nothing from Kenneth Uchenna, but then suddenly...

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Dear Father
Thank for your massage. Please note that I am of the best interest that things works out as planned. Sending you my personal photograph and that of my family is a good proof that I want to genuinely work with you (The ). Disregard any information that may cause confusion. I am sending you my recent family photograph as a genuine proof of identity demanded by your church (The ).
Thanks for you Corporation. Remain Blessed.

Yours Faithfully,
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

There it is!
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Dearest Kenneth Uche,

I am happy to recieve your email. I was worried there had happened something to you but I am glad you are allright. Thank you very much for the pictures, now we know you are real and who you say you are. They just messed up at Western Union, I will never use that again.

We have to figure out how to get the 10.000$ to you. Maybe we can just send it via wire transfer? That would be the best option in my opinion.

I hope to hear from you soon.

God bless
Father

I am now obviously fishing for a piggy

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Dear Father Joseph Angle,

Thanks for the replied email message. please confirm the transfer information you need to effect the payment . Thus:

Account Name: Durunna Uchenna Kenneth
Account No: xxxxxxx
Bank Name: Fidelity Bank International
Bank Address: Ikenegbu Owerri, Imo state, Nigeria.

Note: indicate quick pay service system for local currency collection.
=N= Naira

Once the payment is made, let me have the transfer information.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Not quite what we want. I want IBAN and Swift codes

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Dear brother,

Thank you for the information. Could you please also give the Swift and IBAN code? Then I can make the payment on monday.

God bless
Father

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Dear Father ,
Sorry for replying late, it is due to the meeting I had with my bank to provide you with the SWIFT Code information you required to make the payment. Please confirm below the accurate transfer information for safe transfer as assured by my Bank (Fidelity Bank Plc).
Thus:
Correspondent Bank: Citi Bank, NA
111 Wall Street
New York, New York 10043

ABA Code: xxxxxx
Swift Code: xxxxxxx

Beneficiary Bank: Fidelity Bank Plc.

USD Account Number: xxxxxxx

Swift Code:xxxxxxxx

Account no: xxxxxxx

Account Name: DURUNNA UCHENN KENNETH

And that's a piggy!!! Very Happy

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Thank you very much. I will go to the bank first thing tomorrow to make the payment.

God bless
Father

Now I just wait untill he asks what is going on and why he hasn't got the payment.

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Dear Father

I have not heard from you, hope all alright.please let me know the situation on ground
Thanks.

yours faithfully..
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

OH NO, there is a bad person in our Church!

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Dearest Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I am very sorry. We have had a problem with our administration. It appears someone stole 300.000$ out of our bank account! I have been very busy and that's why I haven't made the payment to you.

All the payments have been put on hold, we are now trying to find the thief. It has to be someone with membership of the . If I hear something new I will let you know as soon as possible.

God bless,
Father

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Dearest Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I have good news! We have found the thief, he will be exiled immediately. I can inform you that we have retrieved the 300.000$ he had stolen from us so you don't have to worry about the payment.

There is one thing though. I am about to send every member of the an email with a security form. Everyone has to fill this in, to ensure this incident will not happen again. So read my next email (I'll send it in about 15 minutes) and fill in the form. Then we can make the payment.

God bless
Father

I try to make thisone look like I send it to all the members of the .

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Dearest member of the ,

As some of you might already know, there was a thief in our church. We are happy to announce we have caught the thief and no money was lost. Ofcourse this could have ended differently and we could have lost 300.000$

Therefore we have to take extra security measures. Please fill in the form, scan it in and send it to me. It is very important you do this as soon as you read this email. If there are people who don't want to fill in the form, we know these people cannot be trusted

God bless
Father

PS: because of what has happened we had to cancel all payments to our members. Please note that we can only come through with the payment if we have recieved this form from you.

Very inconvenient this just had to happen when Durunna Kenneth was about to get the payment... Well at least he has something to do, he can fill in a nice form I made Smile

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Dear Father Joseph Angle

i am sorry for not have replied your last email massage. the once understandable
by me is being filled.please let me understand the pictures you want me to explain
for its difficult for me.
Thanks for your co-operation
Remain blessed

Yours Faithfully.
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

I added some weirdlooking pictures (made by myself with paint in 1 minute without knowing myself what they mean!)

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Dearest,

No problem I will be happy to explain. They are just made up. Nobody know what they are. Just make up something that sounds plausible and try not to involve anything that points to illegal activity's, because the elderly might not trust you anymore if you think the pictures mean something illegal. Just make something up.

God bless,
Father

I try to become his friend by giving advise.

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Dear Father Joseph Angle

Thank you so much for your understanding the security form is being filled
And complied.to the best of my knowledge.i wait for your immediate response.

Thanks For your Co-operation.
Your Faithfully.
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

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He has done it again, man I like forms Smile

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Dearest Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

Great! I am very pleased to see you have filled in the form correctly. I will go to the elderly tomorrow and give it to them. I will then inform you if they accept it, but you filled it in good so I think they will.

God bless,
Father

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Dearest Kenneth,

I talked to the elderly today again, and they don't really like the way you have filled in the form. They were really worried if you really pray to God every day.

I told them you do, but they didn't believe me so you have to prove to them you do pray to God.

Please call this number: +1-206-337-3534

Then wait till it goes to voicemail. Now please say a prayer to God. Then I can present it to the elderly and hopefully they will then believe you and allow me to give you the first payment of 10.000$

A few tips from me:
Make it sound like you really mean it. Don't say a prayer of only 5 minutes or something, really put some effort in it (at least 10 minutes). It might be good if you sing a psalm after you are done with the prayer, I think the elderly will like that.

Please provide the phonecall costs in your next email, so we can send this to you together with the 10.000$

If you have any questions about this, feel free to email me.

Some of you might have noticed this competition: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181410

And obviously he falls for it again.
http://easy-upload.nl/f/mAFIdSiC (10 minutes of him saying stupid prayers. The most I liked about this is when he forgot the name of the , about 5 minutes in)

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Dearest Kenneth Uche,

The elderly aprove of your prayer and we can start the payment. But due to the recent thief who stole 300.000$ I cannot make any payments anymore.

Please send an email to father Charles Akenbol, [email protected].

He is now the only one in charge of the payments, he will help you with the first 10.000$.

God bless,
Father

I thought it would be fun to add a new character, because I don't think I can get really much else after this with .

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Dear Father
Thanks for the email massage,please tell me who is Father Charles Akenbol and what will i discuss with him concerning the payment.
Thanks for your co-operation.

yours faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

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Dearest Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

Father Charles Akenbol is our new barrister. He handles the money, because it isn't safe to let everybody know how to send the money. This is what we noticed when the thief stole 300.000$ and almost got away with it.

That's why we put only one man in charge of the money, and thats Father Charles Akenbol. Just ask him what to do and he will give you instructions on how to get the first payment of 10.000$.

God bless,
Father

Note: The emails now go to Charles Akenbol

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Dear Father Charlse Akenbol

How are today Sir, I am Mr. Durunna Uchenna Kenneth, Father referred me to you to ask you what to do to get the first payment, so that we can proceed with our project.
I await for your immediate response.
Thanks and remain blessed.

Yours Faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

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Yo Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

How are you doing? I am doing fine thanks.

Father informed me that you have already take some good steps towards your first payment. You are already a member of the and you have filled in the security form. This is very good!

There are a couple of small things you have to do to get the payment.

Please make a picture of the land where you are going to build the Church. You have to stand on the picture yourself, so we know it's real. Then make a sign with the writing: "Here comes the new " and place it there. Just put a piece of paper on a stick and plant it in the ground. Make a picture of this also.

I will show the pictures to the elderly and if they approve we can continue.

Regards,
Father Charles Akenbol

Why not give him another challenge? Oh by the way, he is now asking for advise to , and he helps him a bit with the details, but it is nothing special. Then I get this in my Charles Akenbol account:

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Dear Father Charles Akenbol

How are you today sir, i am glad to inform you that i have finally gotten through with the
process of taking the pictures of the land. for the project.
Attach are the pictures.
Thanks for your co-operation

Yours faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Can I expect something else? He sends me some nice photo's again!
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Now I know he is this stupid and not resisting at all, I am going to take it up a notch. What about a baptise? I actually think I am going to lose him now, because this is just ridiculous, right?

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Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I am doing great today. And even better now that you have send me the pictures! The piece of land you have chosen looks just fine. It would definitely be big enough to build the . I thank you a lot.

The next step is very easy as well. You have to baptise yourself. Please gather these things:
- A Bible
- A big stone
- Some sort of lake or river

These are the things you have to do:
- Take off your shoes
- Walk in the water holding the Bible in your left hand and the stone in your right hand
- Say the words: "I love Jesus and I love the Holy Rock"
- Get down in the water holding your hands up high so that the Bible and the stone won't get wet. The rest of your body must be totally under water. Hold your breath for about 10 seconds.
- Get back up and say the words "I love Jesus and I love the Holy Rock" again.
- Get out of the water and hug the first person you see to spread the love of Jesus and the Holy Rock.
- Now you have been baptized and you will feel very warm inside. This is a sign that God is accepting you.

To verify you have take the path of Jesus and the Holy Rock and baptized yourself the elderly require that you make a video of it. If you really can't find a video-camera you can also take a lot of pictures of it, but be sure to capture everything you do, this is very important.

Please note that if you cannot find a lake or river you can also perform this holy duty by using a tub filled with water.

This will be your last step to become a full and accepted member of our society.

Be blessed by God and Jesus,
Father Charles Akenbol

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Dear Father Charles Akenbol

Thank you so much for the message. Having gone through the instruction as spelt in your e-mail message, i must confess that it wasn't an easy task to carried out but then i still thank God for given me ability for achieving all these. please find here the attach pictures as you instructed for they were carefully taken.

Thanks for you co-operation

Yours Faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Without a struggle, he does it again. This just amazed me, I couldn't believe this. I really like that he has to hug another maga on the end, making him all wet too Razz

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So now I'm like, what can I let him do now? I think the baptizing was already so stupid he couldn't do anything worse. But then I just thought of the most stupid thing he could do.

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Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

This is wonderful. Thank you for the pictures. I am very glad you have carried out everything I asked of you. Congratulations on your baptism, you must feel very proud of yourself, and you should be because you did a great job.

Now I have a special task for you. Normally we don't trust a new member to complete this task but because you have done so much effort and such a great job on everything I think you are ready for this. Every month a highly valued member of our Church members is selected for this tradition, this month it is you.

We believe that if the task does not get completed, the healing powers of the great Holy Rock will fade. This would be very bad, and that's why every month we have to choose someone to do this.

This is what you have to do according to the tradition:

What do you have to wear:
- Your finest shoes
- Your underwear
- A tinfoil hat (the tinfoil hat is used to send out your signals to the Holy Rock so the Holy Rock can receive them)
- Wear nothing else (anything else could distress the signal and this would be bad)

This is what you have to do:
- Take a lot of stones and place them in a wide circle in the middle of your town
- Stand in the circle
- Think as hard as you can about the Holy Rock and about the fact that you don't want the healing powers to be gone (the Holy Rock should receive this through your tinfoil hat)
- Jump around in the circle (you do this to show you want to make an effort for the Holy Rock). Be sure to stay in the circle of stones, this is very important!
- Let someone pour three glasses of milk on your head (this is to show you are pure and healthy, the white color represents beauty). It might be wise to ask the person you hugged in your baptism to do this, as he is also connected to Jesus. If he doesn't want to someone else who also loves Jesus can do this too.
- Speak the words: "This is for the Holy Rock and Jesus"
- Wait 5 minutes saying nothing and thinking only about the Holy Rock
- Get out of the circle
- Be sure no other person enters the circle. Try to remove the circle as soon as possible.
- Go to bed and rest

Again, the elderly ask you to make a lot of pictures of everything you do. It is very important for them, because if the tradition does not get completed there will be great troubles in our Church.

I have added a picture of myself wearing the tinfoil hat to show you how you should wear it.

If you complete this you will also get a much larger donation for the building of the , because you will be an important member of our Church.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. I hope to hear from you soon.

Be blessed,
Father Charles Akenbol

With this picture added (Just plucked from the internet): http://easy-upload.nl/f/t1RbC9oa

Did I overdo it? sends him an email congratulating him on this great honor to push him in doing it.

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Dearest,

How are you doing today?
I heard you were asked to do the tradition this month. That's a great honor, congratulations on that! Good luck with the tradition.

God bless,
Father

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Dear Father Charles Akenbol

I received your e-mail massage in good condition and content well understood thanks a lot.
like i said earlier that I am of the opinion that thing works out accordingly for i strongly believe that very thing in life has rules and regulations that guards it's operations. i have always promise to act accordingly to the rules and regulations of the group to the best of ability. meanwhile, the task to be carried out right now is strong but i have no objection because i have made a promise to represent the interest of the at all time, moreover u did mention that the spiritual exercise should carried out in my home town which i think is not comfortably for me because of the face that i have not gone home for a long time now and going home to do this may attract some of my peoples eye brow and this may subsequently lead to suspicion of all sort, therefore i suggest somewhere else should be used for the exercise.
Last year, as an accepted member of the , i will also love to see the pictures of our members just as i have seen yours.

Thanks for your co-operation

Yours faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Oh no, he struggles. But on the other hand, he doesn't say he doesn't want to do it. He just doesn't want to do it in his home town (why would that be?). So I grant him some relieve.

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Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I understand the difficulty of performing the tradition in your own town. This is not that important, I merely suggested it because towns usually have an open space big enough for this tradition. If you would like it to do somewhere more private I understand and this is no problem.

I am not sure why you want a picture of our other members, but I have attached one. I hope to hear from you soon.

Be blessed,
Father Charles Akenbol

I add this picture of another member of my :
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Dear Father Charles Akenbol.

how are you to day sir? i am happy to inform you that the assignment was successfully performed and here are the pictures. it has not been easy but i thank God for the ability to meet up with all these demands.

Thanks For Your Co-operation.

Yours Faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

HE DIDN't.

Oh wait he did Twisted Evil

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Not the greatest quality, but I am satisfied Smile

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Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I spoke to the elderly and they are satisfied. They decided you are now a first class member. This means you are an important member of our now, congratulations!

Your donation will rise to 300.000$ in total and the initial payment will rise to 20.000$. Because of the higher amount of the donation for the in your country, you have to fill in the small form I have attached to this email. Please take your time filling it in, it is very important it is done correctly.

We have to give the filled in form to our bank, to insure we aren't paying for any terrorist activity's.

Stay blessed,
Father Charles Akenbol

I added the P.R.A.T. forms, because these forms will be part of my next move in the plot.

Quote:

Dear Father Charles Akenbol

I recieve your e-mail message with a big misfeelings. I must confess to you that it has not been easy for me here. The psychological profiling questionnaire you ask me to fill is absolutely not necessary based on the already filled ones sent to you. Infact i am beginning to perceive distrust you now have for me which you ought not to think about my humble person. Trust i believe should be the major guiding principle on a business proposal like these because with out it no transaction of these nature can be achieved. Right now i am working around the clock to see to master EJIMCHUKWU`S health restored back to normalcy which requires some amount of money to save his life.
Mean while , If you requires my services and believes that i can make a tremendous effort for the church of holy rock, And also satisfied with my proof of identity already with you,you can go ahead to make the initial payment and if you insist, Please kindly arrange with the elders of the church to assist me with sum money to pay the hospital bills of the young EJIMCHUCKWU NZEADI`S health condition. Please you can call me on my personal telephone number +234-803-609-4894 for a brief discussion.

Thank`s for your co-operation.

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Don't you just love it when a lad is complaining that it has not been easy for him. I do Smile

Suddenly he comes with his script again? After two months in he is struggling after all. Well I will just play along, some forms can't be his breaking point, when he has walked around in a tinfoil hat having milk poured over him right?

Quote:

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I understand your problems, but this is the final thing you have to do. I will make sure we send 25.000$ as the initial payment so that you can use the 5.000$ for EJIMCHUCKWU NZEADI`S health condition.

I promise that if you fill in the form I will send the money right away. It's just this little form and you can start purchasing the land and building the .

Stay blessed,
Father Charles Akenbol

I just add more non-existing money.

Quote:

Dear Father Charles Akenbol

Thank for your understanding my present situation. I appreciate your concern as a result of this you have increase the initial payment of (20,000usd) to (25,000USD) so as to use 5000usd to solve the immediate problem. God bless you , My good elderly father charles akenbol please note that i never intend to object any instructions from the for i have made the vow to defend and represent the interest of the in west Africa and also very much ready to make sacrifice for the church were necessary in future the psychological profiling questionnaire is not a form to be fill any how it requires a carefully study and meditation to have them properly filled to avoid future complication because it is psychological. now what borders me must is the critical condition of master EJIMCHUKWU NZEADI`s health which if no urgent attention is paid we may end up losing the young man. please for goodness sake i advise you send the 5000usd via western union money transfer to help out the disturbing situation while am taking my time to see that the P.R.A.T terrorist/ psychological profiling forms are carefully filled to avoid problem in the course of the transfer meant for the church project.

Thank for your co-operation

YOUR`S FAITHFULLY
Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Well we all know that's not going to happen. No way a busy person like Charles Akenbol can go to the Western Union for just a mere 5000$.

Quote:

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I would like to, but I don't see the problem with the form. It is very easy to fill in, there is nothing difficult about it. I am a very busy man, so I cannot go to the Western Union for the 5000$ only, I hope you understand this. Just fill in the form and send it to me and I will send you the 25000$ in total. That will be much easier for both of us.

I await your next email with the filled in form. I would like to get this over with so that you can help EJIMCHUKWU NZEADI and build the .

Bless you,
Father Charles Akenbol

Quote:

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth,

I am worried. Are you allright? I hope nothing bad has happened to you.

How is it going with the form. You should try and fill it in and send it to me, for EJIMCHUKWU NZEADI's health. I have the 25.000$ now sitting on my desk and I would like you to fill in the form so I can send it to you.

Please send the P.R.A.T. form as soon as possible to me, so you can help EJIMCHUKWU NZEADI and begin building the .

I hope to hear from you soon. Be blessed by GOD.

Father Charles Akenbol

I now think I have lost him for good, he hasn't responded in a week. But then...

Quote:

Dear Father Charles Akenbol

Thanks for the message. Am glad to inform you finally that the P.R.A.T/ psychological profiling form is been filled and completed to the best of my knowledge. Please attached are the forms.
I await your immediate response.

Yours Faithfully

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

Oh there he is Twisted Evil

http://easy-upload.nl/f/F4923APB
http://easy-upload.nl/f/11tU6UJr
http://easy-upload.nl/f/b1JKgMHK
http://easy-upload.nl/f/U0Xn8yGx
http://easy-upload.nl/f/2DkWVhnx
http://easy-upload.nl/f/4gJL0jRL

And then, my last email to him. I send this just this evening and I have got nothing in return. will email him and try to get an explanation from him soon.

Quote:

Whaha, you actually send it to me!!!!!

This is my plan, and there is nothing you can do about it:
You filled in the special P.R.A.T. form. I can use this to go to the bank and take as much money as I can from the bank account. And they will all think it is you who took it, because I am going to use your P.R.A.T. form! They are going to blame you for stealing so much money!

Oh my god you were so easy to manipulate. I waited so long for this and I finally found someone stupid enough to fill in the special P.R.A.T. form.

I hope isn't too mad at you.

I didn't liked this stupid Church anymore, so I wanted to go. But when I go I go in style, and take a shitload of money with me!!!

Best of luck, I am going to Malta and live a rich life. Thanks alot for being so stupid.

I hope the devil doesn't catch you,
Charles Akenbol

I hope you have all enjoyed reading this. If you read it, please leave a comment, because this took me a really long time to post. If you have suggestions or things I could have done differently, please say so.

I have posted the whole bait, because I think it is more educational and fun for the other baiters. But I don't think I am going to do this soon again, because it took a really long time.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:38 am

Fantastic bait! I loved all of it, most especially the pictures of DUK boogieing down in the circle of stones. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:22 am

Really funny and outstanding work!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:28 am

I thought the baptism photos were brilliant .... and then I came to the tinfoil hat and underpants!!!!!

Loved it.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:23 am

Thanks for your effort in sharing this with us Very Happy

Top work mate!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:53 am

lovely bait, I wonder if he can help the church recover the money? if the bent barrister moves to a country nearer to the lad, he could pop over and recover the dosh. I hope you haven't lost him, he seems such a nice lad.

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

^^ I have no idea if he will stick around, but if he does I am going to try a safari. I like your idea Smile

This is what send to him, lets see what he tries to do.

Quote:

Dearest,

What happened. What did you do? There is 525.000$ missing from the Church bank accounts and all the evidence is pointing to you. How did you know you could get to all the money by using the special P.R.A.T. form? And how did you end up in New York with those forms?

I am very disturbed. This is nothing for you, you seemed so nice. Did you really steal that money from us? And why is Father Charles Akenbol not responding on any calls or emails? What did you do?

I demand some explanations. If you don't answer soon we will pray to the God of Thunder to pay you a visit. This is outrageous!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:30 am

Amazing!

Brilliant work, Iamhenk! Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:59 pm

Oh my. Always fun to see the magic between a baiter and his pet. Very nice bait! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

Thanks guys. I will update here now when I get an email from him, so you canjoin the fun Smile

Quote:

Dear Father

I am so surprise that you can introduce me to someone who cannot be trusted. I am so dejected in low spirit right now. Barr. Akenbol demanded some strict task which i just concluded yesterday and unfortunately, just read what he has sent to me. Please let me know your comment so i can know what next to do.

Thanks For your co-operation

Uchenna Kenneth Durunna

I also like the subject of the email: "what a disappointment"

This is what I send him:

Quote:

Dearest,

That is terrible, but how can I be sure you are not lying? Or maybe you are someone else!

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I would like you to make a picture of yourself with a piece of paper saying: "Charles Akenbol stole 525.000$ from the and I don't like it".

You should also hold a flaming torch. This is because you can't fake fire. It is impossible to replicate fire with computer software. So then we know the picture isn't fake. It doesn't need to be a big torch, just a stick with some cloth on the top that is burning.

I hope you understand we have to take these serious measures, because this is more than half a million we are talking about. If you send the picture we know we can still trust you and we can try to find Charles Akenbol, the basterd.

I don't know who to trust anymore.

God bless,
Father

Will he fall for it? I have really no idea, but whatever happens it will probably be funny with this mugu.

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:03 am

Ima.....THAT was a BRILLIANT Bait!!!! I laughed so much I almost peed my pants Laughing

I can see that took A LOT of WORK! Very impressive!
Now, If only I had that kind of imagination............................................................... Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

Thanks

I think the next reply will have to wait, because it seems he only has access to the internet from Thursday till Friday. But I sure do hope he takes a picture of himself with a torch.

After this I might really run out of idea's with this mugu.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

LOL, I can't believe someone would be dumb enough to fall for taking those pics. Great work, those pics are epic!

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2010 Posts: 279

wow!! great work. I bet you can get him to do a safari, he's done everything else. just have to convince him the stolen money is nearby. (but not too near)

I really liked the picture of him underwater, just his hands showing. HA! there's even bubbles... definitely a framable trophy.

and whenever you do finally lose him, pass him on to another master baiter.

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

I see a major safari oppertunity Smile

Quote:

Dear

In view of the recent development, I have personally consulted my lawyer and he has bluntly advised me to pull out of this business before something else comes up base on the rate of crime case happening in your church now.
However, if you insist on using my humble service please kindly send a delegate from your country who will monitor all projects to the church desired satisfaction.

Thanks

Durunna Uchenna Kenneth

He doesn't want to do anything anymore I am afraid. But I think I am going to Africa.

Anyone knows what is IP address is in this long list of things?

Quote:

Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.216.182.19 with SMTP id n19cs106547wem;
Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:44:49 -0700 (PDT)
Received: by 10.115.84.32 with SMTP id m32mr4499543wal.103.1271702685382;
Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:44:45 -0700 (PDT)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from n3-vm0.bullet.mail.gq1.yahoo.com (n3-vm0.bullet.mail.gq1.yahoo.com [67.195.23.156])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id 14si1135152pzk.34.2010.04.19.11.44.43;
Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:44:44 -0700 (PDT)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: best guess record for domain of [email protected] designates
67.195.23.156 as permitted sender) client-ip=67.195.23.156;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: best guess record for domain
of [email protected] designates 67.195.23.156 as permitted sender)
[email protected]; dkim=pass (test mode) [email protected]
Received: from [67.195.9.82] by n3.bullet.mail.gq1.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 19 Apr 2010 18:44:42 -0000
Received: from [67.195.9.111] by t2.bullet.mail.gq1.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 19 Apr 2010 18:44:42 -0000
Received: from [127.0.0.1] by omp115.mail.gq1.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 19 Apr 2010 18:44:42 -0000
X-Yahoo-Newman-Property: ymail-3
X-Yahoo-Newman-Id: [email protected]
Received: (qmail 76442 invoked by uid 60001); 19 Apr 2010 18:44:41 -0000
DKIM-Signature: <snipped>
DomainKey-Signature: <snipped>
Received: from [204.14.43.9] by web112802.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:44:40 PDT
X-Mailer: YahooMailClassic/10.1.9 YahooMailWebService/0.8.100.260964
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:44:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kenneth Uche <[email protected]>
Subject: UPDATE
To: [email protected]>
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-605588259-1271702680=:74805"

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Thanks

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Fixed blowout - Branwen

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 18

Only thing I spotted is :

204.14.43.9

which is from:

IP address : 204.14.43.9
IP country code: DM
IP address country: Dominica
IP address state: Saint George
IP address city: Roseau
IP address latitude: 15.3000
IP address longitude: -61.4000
ISP of this IP [?]: NewCom International
Organization: Marpin Telecom & Broadcasting Co.

Edit:

I found more:

IP address [?]: 67.195.9.111 [Copy][Whois] [Reverse IP]
IP country code: US
IP address country: United States
IP address state: California
IP address city: Sunnyvale
IP postcode: 94089
IP address latitude: 37.4249
IP address longitude: -122.0074
ISP of this IP [?]: YAHOO
Organization: YAHOO
Host of this IP: [?]: omp115.mail.gq1.yahoo.com [Whois] [Trace]
Local time in United States: 2010-04-20 01:52

IP address [?]: 67.195.9.82
IP country code: US
IP address country: United States
IP address state: California
IP address city: Sunnyvale
IP postcode: 94089
IP address latitude: 37.4249
IP address longitude: -122.0074
ISP of this IP [?]: YAHOO
Organization: YAHOO
Host of this IP: [?]: t2.bullet.mail.gq1.yahoo.com [Whois] [Trace]
Local time in United States: 2010-04-20 01:57

the other Ip adress is unknown, probably a local network IP.

Cheers

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

So how do I know where he lives? He has yahoo, they don't block those IP addresses right?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 18

The first IP adress seems most likely due to the location.

But the last two, seem to come from a yahoo email adress.

It could be that the internet café uses several servers, from different countries.

You can mail me some more headers, perhaps there is an IP that is around more often.

you can PM me for my email adress.

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:41 pm

maybe you could tell him that you believe in him and because he has gone to all of this effort to join your church, you are willing to travel to Chad or Benin to meet him. But not nigeria because you have heard of criminals kidnapping people in nigeria. you could then tell him that you are carrying his $25,000 in cash hidden in your luggage to help start this church and that you will personally give it to him to get his church started. but he has to come meet you in Chad or Benin. Maybe at the S@@mba S@@fari C@@mp as you have been told that this is a safe haven from criminals

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:18 pm

don't know why it double-posted? please remove one of them.

Done! Very Happy

- Branwen

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Jun 2010 Posts: 3

Absolutely love this, you are a genius. I was laughing after the forms, and then baptism, I nearly wet myself when I saw the tin foil hat. Amazing!

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

Thanks RaisinGirl Smile

I have to say I stopped with the baiting. This guy dropped me (wonder why that was... Razz

) and after that I really thought I couldn't do anything more fun. I know that's not a reason to stop, but I also had put a bit too much time in it.

By the way, his email address is :

I hope some other baiters can bait him too, he is definitely worth it Wink

This was his first email to me:

Quote:

Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.204.153.218 with SMTP id l26cs28696bkw;
Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:14:52 -0800 (PST)
Received: by 10.220.107.22 with SMTP id z22mr2199918vco.192.1266106491359;
Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:14:51 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from web86206.mail.ird.yahoo.com (web86206.mail.ird.yahoo.com [217.146.188.107])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id 23si16220731vws.29.2010.02.13.16.14.49;
Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:14:50 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 217.146.188.107 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) client-ip=217.146.188.107;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=neutral (google.com: 217.146.188.107 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) [email protected]; dkim=pass (test mode) [email protected]
Received: (qmail 77532 invoked by uid 60001); 14 Feb 2010 00:14:48 -0000
DKIM-Signature: <cut>
DomainKey-Signature: <cut>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
X-YMail-OSG: <cut>
Received: from [77.70.128.201] by web86206.mail.ird.yahoo.com via HTTP; Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:14:48 GMT
X-Mailer: YahooMailClassic/9.1.10 YahooMailWebService/0.8.100.260964
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:14:48 +0000 (GMT)
From: uche kenneth <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!!
To: undisclosed recipients: ;

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

We salute you in the name of God.We write to seek your assistance to help young master Ejimchukwu Nzeadi.

Deplorable Health Condition,Young master Ejimchukwu is 18 years and a Citizen of Nigeria, He hails from Umulowu Amuzi ,Ikenamzi in Obolowo LGA of Imo State.

He is an orphan . over 12 months ago,he was diagnosed for liver and kidney problem However the family is financially incapacitated to foot the bill required for his treatment.Right now the medical consultant has requested for his urgent and immediate hospitalization as his condition is seriously life threatening.

Therefore in view of philanthropic role in the helping the needy in society, we solicit your financial and to save the life as the amount required to treat him runs into millions of Naira and it may required to fly him abroad for specialist treatment. A medical consultant in kidney matters consulted says, it will cost well over seven Million Naira to transplant the diseased kidney and about 250,000 Naira to apply dialysis to sustain him in the interim.l also attache picture of the young man.

Here is the account number 093402010004190 FIDELITY BANK INT'L.

The almighty God will replenish you as you give.may your days be long and God bless.

Your's Faithfully
Mr Kenneth Uchenna
For the family +234-81-241-59101
E-mail ([email protected])

Please if you can get something more out of him post it here, it will be hilarious probably.

Fixed blowout and tidied text of mail - Branwen

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:28 pm

Fantastic bait, werry nicely done.

With your premission, i wold like to use some (a lot) of your text, as a base for a "curch script", perhaps gain more members for "the holy rock".
If you allow?

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:04 pm

Iamhenk wrote:

So how do I know where he lives? He has yahoo, they don't block those IP addresses right?

The IP address of 204.14.43.9 is the IP address of a satellite provider, according to:

http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup

so doesn't tell us anything. The IP address in his first email sent, however, is 77.70.128.201 - Owerri, Nigeria.

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

Mat wrote:

Fantastic bait, werry nicely done.

With your premission, i wold like to use some (a lot) of your text, as a base for a "curch script", perhaps gain more members for "the holy rock".
If you allow?

Of course

I would like it if you post some of your trophy's in this topic when you get them Smile

If you like you can get all my attributes. But I don't have really much time now so I can post them here next week

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