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Kokomeister
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:38 am |
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http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm
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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. |
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Reaper
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:44 am |
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"...It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." |
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"... was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin." |
I wonder if he's a Doctor... |
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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:55 am |
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Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes. |
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Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. |
Albeit he wasn't expecting that! He confused the cops too! |
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YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:14 am |
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Duh. He went back to the future.
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Vampiremerchant
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Joined: 01 Nov 2009
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:51 am |
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Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. |
Anyone remember the DATE ? |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:42 am |
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A classic, and wonderful, short story by Jack Finney, written 50 years ago but still timely:
http://homepage.mac.com/cssfan/jackfinney/col510106020.htm |
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dwatina
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Joined: 13 Feb 2010
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:24 pm |
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^^^ That is a good story. I enjoyed it. Thanks. |
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Technomancer
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Joined: 08 Dec 2009
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:47 pm |
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Hmm, did they happen to notice a blue police phone box anywhere nearby at the time?
Or judging by the description of his "Time machine power unit", maybe it was a Delorean
Then again the "April 1st" date on the article makes me a bit sceptical... Nice one though |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:07 pm |
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good read, few puns hiden there too.
Eloi would be the dudes out of 'the time machine' if i remember correctly, I will have to look it up.
edit: i do remember correctly.
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The Time Traveller tests his device with a journey that takes him to the year A.D. 802,701, where he meets the Eloi, a society of small, elegant, androgynous, and childlike people. |
Wiki: H.G. Wells The time machine. |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:53 pm |
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if there ever is an invasion from space it will happen on April 1st |
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:03 pm |
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best time for it: nobody will believe it and the aliens will just march in with their anal probes and mind control rays and monster all over us |
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NickTheCop
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Joined: 05 Sep 2008
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:29 pm |
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I hate to admit it, but I actually thought this story was genuine for a while there. |
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Agi Hammerthief
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Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:32 am |
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next year some people will ship a TARDIS replica to Geneva and derss up propperly, and "try" to destroy the LHC with a salt shaker.
I doubt the security personell are geeky enough to get the referrence. |
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BobCat
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:46 am |
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Quick, someone find the TARDIS |
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