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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:59 pm

That is a great idea, jose! Laughing

I had to go back and listen again and I love this:

"Where are you not?" Laughing

When slap tell him to shut up. Laughing

And good job, Nasty! Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:21 pm

Just listened to all the calls. I like Slaphappy as Hulk Hogan the scamfighter. NN´s revealing "You´ve been lying to us all the time. Is this true?" is hair-raising Surprised

despite the stupid lad´s constant "Hello? Hello?"

This is great reading from a comfy-chair position Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:29 pm

I´ve just found this thread and read it.
What can happen next?

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:43 pm

"SHUTTUP AN LISTEN!" lol, total class Slap
Poor Nurse sounds almost in pain though. Maybe on their twisted logic they can only be trying to "out stupid" you. . . Just to prove how much more smarter they all are Confused

Quote:

WHILE MOST OF U CLAIM TO BE SCAM BAITERS I AM MUCH MORE SMARTER THAN ALL OF U AND I AM D ONE WHO PLAYS WITH YA ALL AND I AM REGISTERED

Face + Palm

Divine job though fine craftsmen
WOO!

Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 21

Dammit, I've been hooked to this all of today and yesterday, it's ruling my life!

I'm such a loser Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:05 pm

^^^

Too true. It's just like a satanic nightmare soap opera, even with added juicy gruesome goodness Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:36 am

Just listening to the recordings now. I almost feel sorry for Oblivious.*

* Not for anything NN has done. I feel sorry for him because he may be the first person I've ever heard of with a single-digit IQ.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:51 am

Okie Dokie. Sorry no updates from our twin safari Togo-adventurers.

but...

It's been a few weeks and I had this in the premium members lounge, but they've had a head start, now I am opening this up the greater public.

Buried Treasure... YARR!!

I have had these lads bury some treasure as well. Oblivious in Ghana, and Fraud-Star in Benin have both created some really awesome looking boxes and have buried them somewhere in their country.

So if you have any lads on the go, who love adventure, who like digging holes, need to collect their chopped loot or just enjoy the great outdoors, well this is for them.

Don't mass ASEM thousands of lads. It will just be pointless and .. well .. pointless. Be target specific. Plus if you chase down some scammers in either Ghana or Benin and see if they will go collect these treasures.

Now, the lad must dig up the box, tell you the contents and show photographic proof of them handling the items. Once they do that I will give you a free car* and the applause and accolade from your baiting peers. And maybe some ice cream from Corona...

So... Here are the addresses, and the 'tease' pictures of the treasure chests. BE WARNED - WRESTLING MINISTERS MAY BE GUARDING THESE BOXES.

GHANA TREASURE

Here is the address:

Centary HJL Pantang 2.
Madina. Accra-Ghana.

Here are the pictures:

BENIN TREASURE

Here is the address:

QUARTIER COCOTOMBY
MAISON AMOUSSOUGAN
LOT-2810
COTONOU REP DU BENIN

Now your scammers can't miss it. It's packaged so nicely.

It's also been buried and the location marked with this flag.

*Disclaimer - There is no real car, but you can have three of these Nurse Nastys Audi TT

- The most coveted eater icon... EVER!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:36 am

*Car shown actual size.

Nursey, wow, you never fail to impress and astound.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:53 am

But wait... there's more... Laughing

I'm just happy we can share the experience together.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:23 pm

Quote:

Received: from [41.218.192.249] by web113307.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:36:22 PST
Date: Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:36:22 -0800 (PST)
From: <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAVE LIED TO YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING NOW.
To: Ric Flair

He's home. Very Happy

Oga Oblivious wrote:

Attn: Father Flair,

What a missed understanding and a grediness mind to run the Ministry Of Love by the Nigerian Minister. Go into details carefully about word scam in Africa, Nigerians are the scammers when you really know this. Most of them are in my Country Ghana for scamming activities, and we have being shasing them away from our Country, Daddy, i am the one who is really ashamed of you, because you don't know this, you are dealing with a Nigeria Man called himself a Minister, ha,ha,ha,ha, what ever you from him take it. I can't believed you Father Richard Fliar and Hunk Hogan could be this indiscent knowing the fact that, the Minister from Nigeria is a betrayer who wants to grab everything to himself. This is how a Nigeria Person behaves. If I am a scam as you said, why will i come and meet with you together with my fellow team? And i did carried on all what you asked me to act. Is this how you run your Ministry with people who are gredy and self minded, This is to show to you that, these are the type of People who don't even care about the Orphans in the Society. When you discovered that the passport i sent to you was fake, and i told you, you said i will need to be reborn again and cleans up, Didn't i do it as you said? Daddy, you have been blined by this Nigeria who called himself a Minister. OH what a discados infit blind. Nigerians we are afriad of them, because they take people to witchcraft and tie the person so that the person won't know what he will be doing, anything they tell the perosn to do the person will be doing it for them.Before your eyes will clear, you have lost everything. Nigeria is a home of scam. And they are the people spread all over neirbouring Countries in Africa. Father Richard Fliar, you will regret this later as you don't know now. I am for real, and i want to work with this Ministry. I never new you could be this easily dersive by your Nigeria Minister as you called him. God forgive you Father Richard Fliar.............I dislike.

A: He's scared of Nigerians.
B: He's still hooked.

Laughing

NN The Nature Boy wrote:

Oblivious,

So now it's this poor innocent man's fault? You cannot judge an entire nation based on a small group of people. My Nigerian Minister is a good man. He used to work for an oil company executive who died in a plane crash years ago. Since then he's been trying to find this poor man's family so he could execute his last will and testament. It's been a struggle yet he has risen from the ashes, and like the mighty Phoenix he soars high in the Arena Of Faith.

We had this Royal Rumble planned for weeks so how do you think I feel. Mind you it was still successful in more ways than you'll know, but I feel cheated and betrayed. I knew something was wrong, and I tried hard to pin it down. Even after a three count I couldn't put my leg lock on it, which is frustrating.

You sent ME and email claiming to be the leader of my own church in Africa. Which was a lie. Then you send me a doctored passport, which I didn't understand at the time, but now I do. Maybe you thought you could trick some money out of me? Who knows your thoughts.

I really want to believe you, I do, I am a forgiving man and will think about this over the weekend. Maybe you will need to prove you're not scamming me, only I am too confused and disappointed at the moment.

I do know that the other people you met in the Car Park were scammers as well. What was their reaction to all of this? You must have seen their faces when they were discovered of being fraudsters.

I need a to go have a nap and prepare for the weekend. Just so you know I had to give my Nigerian Minister your Toyota Hilux. As I couldn't leave it in Togo he was very gracious in being able to accept the gift. I left the one meant for Mrs.G in Togo. Apparently she was dying of cancer and her ex-husband had millions in an account, and now she's miraculously cured within two emails. Hallelujah! It's a frickin' miracle.

Now pray for yourself, and ask where you went wrong. Let me know your thoughts. We're all keen to hear it.

Whoo!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:40 pm

^^^

I can't wait to hear how he replies!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:56 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

A: He's scared of Nigerians.
B: He's still hooked.

A+: He's scared of witchcraft. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:00 pm

NN... there is no adjective how to describe that because pure awesomness like this has been never found.... Yaiks!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

The Nigerian Scammers seem to be playing the hokey-cokey with Ghana, one minute they're in, then they're out, then they're back in again.

Oga Oblivious wrote:

Most of them are in my Country Ghana .... and we have being shasing them away .... And they are the people spread all over neirbouring Countries in Africa

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:54 pm

oh dear... He's taking the moral high ground. Very Happy

Oblivious wrote:

Fliar, (as Daddy) i always call you,

You have done what i think you have being convince with by the Nigerian Man you as well known better. Thank you for calling me a scam, only God knows if i am a scam! You can give to him what ever you said it was surposed to be presented to me, i really don't care, and i don't think i need it since you have called me a scam, so let me be and worship my God in truth and in Spirit.

Can i forgive you for what you did by calling me to a far journey to Atakpame Togo, and i got there with my team, you called me a scam? Please Fliar, since you have called me a scam don't write me again, and don't even think of me again, just have my conversation delete from your Email Box. The Box you have me dig, i will have it uproot and clean my hands off this. I don't want to hear from you again. I hope you sleep well and have a lovely compliment with you and your members abroad. I am not interested again!

those who have eyes let them see, those who have ears let them hear. i don't know is always the last. God bless you for your unconsiderable reaction.

Bye.

Okay. He's scared of witchcraft.

The Nature Boy wrote:

oh snookums... So you give up out of guilt? You give up so easily? Maybe I was right in knowing your true worth. Prove to me you are for real then. Show me your true identity. Come on, do not pump yourself up with the belief you're right in this matter. Show me who you really are. No more fake passports.

In regards to your box I wouldn't dig that up if I were you. You placed a piece of your soul and body into that box remember. Without the correct removal ceremony you will be cursed. You will lose that part of your soul and when you do die from a rampaging rhino, your soul will never find peace. It will wander like a brain drunk zombie for eternity. Your money will dry up and you will be forced to sell yourself for a tin of beans. Ya know, nothing serious, so I suggest you leave it there.

Flair

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:37 am

NN - you are a God walking amongst mere mortals!

bow_down

This is insanely awesome Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:04 am

Mate. Seriously, I'm not. I'm just another baiter. The real hero's are the dopey scammers that fall for this utter rubbish, and then provide us with so much entertainment. Very Happy

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Ok, I don't know how I have missed this, I would have so been here!! Embarassed

This was fantastic! I can't believe you really did get fraud-star to do those pics!! HaHa that is crazy!
And yes , you are going to burn in hell you dirty birdie. I will see you there. Laughing

What I could hear from the calls were hilarious! To bad they missed out on the sausage sizzle.

DADDY DADDY DADDY I *UCKED UP DADDY, IM SO STUPID DADDY. PLEASE HELP ME DADDY DADDY DADDY!!!!

Great stuff, hahaha!! Poor thang, did you shoot it and put it out of his misery?

Then there was Slaphappy screaming. Laughing

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND LISTEN SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Then there was all the Whoos....

I laughed so hard I almost lost my voice and was coughing so hard.
We need to stick a warning on you, you're dangerous.

Oh my gosh that made my night. I'm still smiling so big. You wonderful freak you. Laughing

Will there be fraud-star billboards now???

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:07 am

Nasty, Nasty, where are you not
My heart for you is in a knot
Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:48 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Okay. He's scared of witchcraft.

This is getting deep into freaky town.

Wonder if these lads have ever heard of pointing the bone? For those unfortunate non-aussies here, traditional Aborigines have a powerful curse that is said to kill the victim within days ... and we have recorded cases of this happening.

Elders use a suitably prepared human / animal bone and then point it at the target victim. Death occurs within about 5 days. No marks, traces of poisons ... nothing is ever found on autopsy.

Once a victims knows a bone has been pointed at them and if the ceremony was performed flawlessly, they just lie down and wait for death to come because nothing stops it.

Reference (not a particularly good one) here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdaitcha

So, my suggestion is to make it known that the boxes contain a part of the bone pointing curse which will be activated as soon as the gound is disturbed. AND / OR ... in accordance with a recommendation from the Nigerian Minister, the curse will be activated as punishment for them deceiving you? Sneaky Nigerian minister wants to get rid of the competition so why not a curse.

Only a proper cleansing ceremony will give them peace and make them safe.

And then invent some appropriately humiliating ceremony of cleansing to fix all this up Smile

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:52 am

^^ That 'cleansing' has already been performed. I just haven't shown you yet. I'm waiting for someone else's lad to go dig it up.

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:28 pm

Can anyone spell 'IRONY'? I can, S-C-A-M-M-E-R.

I can't tell if Oblivious likes me anymore? Here is his response to me telling him he will be zombie if he digs that box up. This baiting multiple lads and responses may get confusing. I apologise for their stupidity and inconvenience. Very Happy

Oblivious wrote:

Do you know you are no what i thought you could be as a real minister? I save a great God, who knows all Mans heart, and who forgives all sins when you ask for forgiveness. I am not afraid of your what so ever you could think. Greater his he that his in me, than he that is in this world..My soul and Body is of God, therefore no weapon stand against me shall prosper (prevail) I live by God's words, and i am a winner, and i am born to rule in this world.
i am the apple of God's eyes. i see what people don't see, because i am lead by God's spirit. Ask i talk to you, i have uprooted the box and have it burnt by the word of God Almighty. Can you fight God Mr. Richard Fliar ? then try and see. If you are not guilty, when i came to Atakpame , Hotel Miva, then why don't you come and see me in person ? because you are afraid and mislead by a Nigerian Man. To hell with your Ministry and your activies of sin. I am not attain to you, therefore get behind me you satan. For i hate you dearly. And my Holy Bible condems such person like you that feels that you are the one that created yourself. My pictures i sent to you with my friends, is covered by the Blood of Jesus.( he who pays the debts even when we rejected him) even when we dispised him, he accepted us, and draw us to himself. Then who are you to stand against what God says i am? i am a light, and i am a God's divine project.

You are afraid of me, that is why you failed to meet me in person when i came. I carries the word of God. And i am who God says i am.

Mr. Richard Fliar, you are a scam by discriminating Gods Words. Can you fast for 140 days? But my God i save did it. So i am not afraid.

Go and read the Bible carefully, and know who God says i am.

If you are for real, and not a desiver, then send all my hand ean Money i spent for this, which i carculate it, it was exactly us$12,500.00. before i will believe you, and call you somebody again. And you will come to Ghana and meet with me personaly with your guest Mr. hunk Hogan.

If you don't get this done, you are a fake Man, and a dersiver betraying Gods Words. And i will never want to hear from you again.

Holy Lad Rant Bait-Man!

The generous and wonderful NN wrote:

Uh oh Spaghettio. Please tell me you didn't dig up that box? You don't know what you've done. I am shocked that you would be so willing to walk hand in hand with Satan and his little demons. I warned you. When you now die your soul will be trapped and could unleash a zombie Armageddon. I am prepared, but think of your fellow man.

Also, umm, I don't seem to have a copy of your legitimate identification in my email? Did you forget to attach it to prove you are really who you say you are? Or did you lose it? Let me guess. The dog ate it? You left it in your other pants? It was stolen? You rolled it up and smoked it? How can accuse me, a highly respected wrestling Minister of God (who I did face off in a cage match of faith thank you very much) and you cannot even admit to me that you began this new life under a big flea infested blanket of lies and deception.

Now in regards to this money you think you're owed, how did you arrive at that figure? A couple of outfits, a wooden box, a few hundred emails, a trip to Togo, phone calls, sim card.. Was it a solid gold sim card encrusted with diamonds?

Now as you don't want to speak to me ever again because you're ashamed of yourself and you know I am right, how do you propose we communicate to discuss this perceived compensation?

Just so you know. The truth will set you free, it's just unfortunate you dug up the box. If roaming the earth eating the flesh of others is freedom then I pray you find it.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Fraud-Star and Crew

Fraud-Star wrote:

The Minister of Nigerian minister, who told you this, did he has such faith which which i have, i have done all you want me to do, then why the minister of this faith must lie that i am runing scam on you, while you have all my pictures and neckedness, anywell i have nothing to say, which country has scam, isnt it Nigerian, i lost all my money in processing base on this Minister and take all the risk just to come to atakpame to see you, and this is how you want to pay me back fine, and i will lay a course on that very minister of Nigeria who lie against me. he will sufer, what is scam how do scam look like, i did all you requested me to do, the Nigerian Minister has he done all which i did to become a minister. you have to check the truth and say your mind. i am for real and ready to take up this commission, but you have disapointed me and my group in atakpame, do you remember that i am a woman, just like your wife. anywell what will be will be. you can come to my country here in Benin to see me. you have all information about me, then tell me how possible i could run such things with you, the Minister of Nigeria will die and he will not have peace of mind by lieying against his fellow minister.

Wow. She's a vindictive bitch. Very Happy

NN wrote:

I do not understand how you could be angry with me at all. You contacted me with some type of story of you suffering from some life threatening disease, and that your husband had millions hidden away. Look I can't remember the details, but my Nigerian man is a good man. I told him the story and instantly he became suspicious. He then told me of these types of scams.

He was very insistent that you were being untruthful. I believe him. He is an honest man. He used to work for banker that died in a plane crash and was looking for this mans family to get them their inheritance. Anyway, he explained these things to me. I was shocked and felt terribly embarrassed. I'd spent so much money on this event and all I want to do is help people get all that they deserve.

You might want to do some soul searching and confess your sins to me. There is forgiveness in this world, but to be betrayed like this has really broken me. I have spoken with the Ghana minister, his reaction has been volatile. Was he upset in Togo? What happened after my email?

Also, the Nigerian minister has been gracious enough to accept your promised vehicle. He will take it off my hands, but that depends on you.

The angrier they get at themselves for screwing up, the better.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:57 pm

^^

They feel like fools, but they don't hide it well behind their bravado. Laughing

You want them angrier? Hmmm...maybe we can call them again, and wind them up on the phone. Smile

I'll spring for it. Smile

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:09 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

I do not understand how you could be angry with me at all.

I don't think Fraud-Star is really angry with you. Merely disappointed. If I read this correctly, all you ever did wrong was to believe a Nigerian. Which is not evil. Merely stupid. (Because everybody knows that all Nigerians and only Nigerians are scammers.)

You can let Fraud-Star slowly convince you ('Are you saying it was Oblivious all along..? ... hmm, I think I'm beginning to see what went down here....') and arrange for a 2nd, less friendly meeting. At Oblivious' place. Divide and conquer.

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