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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:28 am

I did promise fun... NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! Very Happy

This Friday, January 29th at 6PM (Togo time), Fraud-Star from Benin and Oga Oblivious from Ghana will be sent on safari and be meeting in Togo.

They believe they will be meeting me, Nature Boy, Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan in Togo to complete all their ceremonies and be ordained as Wrestling Ministers. I've promised quite a few things, but they jumped at the opportunity to me in person and collect everything promised.

Also I have been running an extra burn on the side. If you're a premium member click this link. I have had these scammers fill some very distinctive looking boxes with 'treasure', and bury them in secret locations in both Ghana and Benin. I have set a task for other baiters to get their lads to safari and dig them up. I have provided pictures and addresses for anyone's lad to find these treasure chests, open them, handle and provide photographic evidence of the items.

Right now we have a few promising prospects, but no real takers yet.

Back to Oga Oblivious and Fraud-Star. We have been emailing up a storm over the last week or so. To help get them on safari I made up and sent them medical forms, which were quite (okay, VERY naughty) and quite personal. My hope was that they would prefer to meet with our own doctor when we get Togo so they didn't have to do the reports and images via email. Well... Fraud-Star did them, and I am ashamed. Her burn is going to be terrible. She's even filled out the forms proving she's not a virgin... and anyway, the pictures involve her and a male nurse. I know. I am going to hell. I only now wish I'd asked for much more... maybe something with a mule? hmmm....

STOP SENDING ME DIRTY THOUGHTS! Now I won't be posting these, yet. I will make sure all is available soon, and you perverts can satisfy your carnal curiosity. (See how I turn that around and make the rest of you look like the weirdos)

Oga Oblivious on the other hand is a whiny little bitch... so he is coming as well to meet with our own doctor for his checkup.

The beauty of all of this is that lads are going to meet. But, dressed up in their outfits, bringing at least 10 other lads and accomplices, to stand in a car park and wait for a bus that will never come.

This is what I sent them to get them on Safari.

Here is the latest round of emails.

Ric 'Nature Boy' Flair wrote:

This was meant to be the big surprise. I have decided to come to Africa and welcome all my new Ministers. You will be required to get you and anyone who wishes to come to Togo. We will have Ministers from Nigeria, Ghana, Benin and the new building and minister in Togo. Please see the attachment.

To our other ministers I will be bringing with me all your funds to begin your work. Your certificates of ordination, and as a new surprise I have bought with me a new Toyota Hilux Crew cab. I am serious. We have had a very good year and your pilgrimage to Togo will be worth all your trials. I will be bringing some of my senior staff and we will be putting on meals and drinks for the evening. I will only be able to stay until Sunday morning, so you will be required to collect your Ministerial packages and church vehicles. You have 5 days to prepare for your journey, and will need to bring someone who can drive you home. You will have to be their to collect, otherwise there will be a 12 week delay, and your Church vehicles will remain in Togo until collected.

This has cost a lot of money to set up, but I will expect to see you all there. See the attachment and I can't wait to see you in person.

See you in Togo.

Fraud-Star wrote:

COnfirmed the attachment medical reports, and we need the address of the Minister of Togo where it is in Togo if possible the Minister telephone number so that we would not miss road to where we are going, this is very very important, so that we could be there by friday.

Thanks for your mail. we are very happy to see you in person, and we are 7 in Number that are coming there to visit you, therefore we need the address in ATAKPAME,TOGO so that we would not mess road while coming to togo,Atakpame, please this is very very important to have the address where to meet with Flair in Atakpame, Togo.

Oga Oblivious wrote:

Good day to you Daddy, i received your attached Certificate of coming to ATAKPAME TOGO on the 29th of January this Month. I will be pleased to meet with you face to face, and other ministers coming with you. But Daddy, please, i will need your help at this point i must confess to you as my Father in this Ministry, please Daddy, before your arrival, i will like you to assist me with the sum of $4,000.00 so i can go for a shopping for a new cloths, i don't have cloths as i talk to you Daddy, i have used those i have to dash the needs. Please Daddy, i will be very happy to meet with you and the rest Ministers in a brighten light. Please Daddy, just help me with this, Please Dad! I will be set to prepare to be in Togo to meet with you on the 29th of this Month.
Please, Daddy, you can send the $4,000.00 across to this Name, (Some lad's name) . to Ghana. Please Dad, help me, i really need your help as i have to tell you. Please!!

Daddy, i wait for you, God bless you and the entire Members over there.

$4000 FOR CLOTHES!!!?? You want Armani suits?? I don't even bother catering to their requests.

They have gone through so much to get to this point. They will have to go to make sure they can finally see I am real and ready to make them super-star-evangelists-wrestling-ministers.

NN, The Nature Boy wrote:

I am leaving for my flight at 5pm, Australian time. I will be in Atakpame by 12PM on Friday afternoon. I will be traveling ahead and be meeting everyone at the church at 6PM. All the African Ministers will be catching a shuttle bus especially for them at 5PM. It is about a 45 minutes drive. You will be briefed on the bus as to how we proceed. Because this is such a special event we have decided to surprise you all when you arrive. Your pilgrimage here will cement you as a faithful and true Minister of Love.

The meeting point is the car park of Hotel Miva, which serves as an unofficial terminal for all public transport. The Address for Hotel Miva is Rue de la Station de Lome. Which is 200 meters North of the junction to Kara and Lome.

At 5PM a bus will be there to take you to the location. You will be meeting with other Ministers from Benin, and Nigeria. You will meet our first Female Minister, Fraud-Star and her party of seven, and Abayomi from Nigeria.

When the buss arrives you will need to be dressed in your robes. Female and male robes are different, but it will be good for you to have a chat and discuss your ideas. You will be meeting twice a year at each others churches for charity work and special events.

Once the bus arrives, which will be a white mini-bus, you will be greeting by Father Hulk Hogan. He is large man with long blond hair and mustache. You can't miss him he is quite tall and muscular. When he arrives he will hand you an large yellow envelope, which will contain, you gold Ministerial necklace, which has a cross and a single pink diamond in the middle. This will identify you as a new Minister. There will also be a cash bonus of $2000 USD for your expenses, and a set of car keys to your Church vehicle. There will also be a letter of introduction and after you arrive at the church, we will finally meet. I am so excited and you should be as well.

I will be out of contact until we meet on Friday, so this is the last email you will get from me until we meet face to face. If I have time I will be getting a new phone number when I land in Togo, so if I can get a connection I will text the number to everyone. This will be a day of blessing for us all. It marks a new step in the direction of bring love to Africa. We have so many Ministers and such an exciting surprise for everyone. It will be an event for the ages.

Good luck and will see you there. Be there on time and make sure you meet the other ministers before the bus arrives.

Fraud-Star wrote:

Thanks for your mail. i needed the address on where to meet the togo ministers to wait with them untill your arrivals, anywell, this is my Number: Tel:00229-XXXXXXXXX,

I need to have the Ministers of Togo Number so that they can direct us where the evenue is. I will like the car which you bought for me,the pepers should be at the name of the church, because if it is written on my name, the crossing of the card from togo to Benin will be very much expenses for us, but if the pepers are in the name of the car documents are in the name of the church, it will be easy pls.

So I sent an email from my business Director, 80's wrestling superstar, Brett Hart. I confirmed the location.

Oga Oblivious wrote:

Good day Daddy, i will be in Togo and buy a new ship on my phone, so i will be on the computer to write it for you to see, so you can SMS. But for now, My Ghana number still remain, +233-XXX-XXX-XXX.

Two scamming lad groups totaling about 13 will be dressed in wrestling uniform, standing in a car park in Togo discussing the upcoming event...

At about 6PM Togo time I will be calling them both to tell them I just found out that they are internet scammers and their emails are fraudulent. I will tell each of them that the other is also an internet scammer... oh please, oh please let there be a security video camera in the Hotel Car park.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:19 am

Of all the mugu poetry quoted there, I could not help but laugh at this phrase in particular...

Fraud-Star wrote:

...so that we would not mess road while coming to togo...

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:29 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Aw, don't burn them. Why not call one of them and tell them the other party is with the dreaded NWO, and must be ditched immediately. Then call the other party and tell them that the group that just left needs to be followed at all cost. Fun times will be had by all.

I still can't believe you got a group of lads to travel in wrestling uniforms. Brilliant!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:47 am

WOO! We loved "goin' Ric Flair" when I lived in West Virginia. WOO!

I'd love to see a roomful of lads doing that. Are they bringing their cameras to the carpark?

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:50 am

Great work NN!!!

Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:30 am

Nasty you are a goddess of evil.

Is there any way that you can get a death match wrestling bout going ... perhaps in a cage? Must be held before meeting daddy so that the winner can be granted full absolution and a brand new electric butt wiper (or perhaps a gold staff of might).

When I grow up I want to be just like Nurse Nasty .... Embarassed

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:15 am

Wow.. This is just amazing. We _will_ need pictures, does that carpark have any webcams?

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2009 Posts: 159

I can't find any webcam in Togo Sad

But... we can always call the hotel and warn them that the local psycho-ward patients managed to escape and are going in their direction. Better to call the police as some of these guys are dangerous.

Edit: or talk to one of the local newspapers, promise them a story, if they send pictures ? But I think that this will be crossing the line of putting ITPs in harms way.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:41 am

I was thinking of telling one group that the other group has accused them of being internet scammers... ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

I just can't stop laughing at the meeting of these two groups. Dressed up like Wrestlers/Super-Heros in a public car park. They'll nod to each other and look at their costumes, wondering why one is dressed differently to the other. They'll be waiting for about an hour before I call them, which I am planning to do on skype with an open invitation for anyone to listen in.

I will probably call at 5:30PM Togo time to tell them I will be 20 mins late. Then be an hour late, and call to tell them the bad news.

I don't think the car park has any webcams. How I wish it did. They will have camera phones and I have asked they take a picture and send the image to a phone. Hopefully it will work out.

While they are away in Togo, both their treasure chests will hopefully be pilfered. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:54 am

Haban1336 wrote:

Better to call the police as some of these guys are dangerous.

Edit: or talk to one of the local newspapers, promise them a story, if they send pictures ? But I think that this will be crossing the line of putting ITPs in harms way.

At least with the police involved the press would have some protection. Imagine if this was televised, it could be a perfect opportunity to educate through a more familiar medium for those who are less internet savvy.

+ NN could justifiably become an infamous household name.. Cool

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:29 am

Absolutely brilliant baiting! But what happened to my favorite character - Documento?

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:04 am

FFS NN, where is it gonna stop???
Laughing

My God, it's one of the funniest thing E-V-E-R

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:53 pm

This is wonderful stuff Very Happy

Your emails to and from them read like comedy.

What a good scene this ministers´ meeting on a car park waiting for the shuttle would make for a comic book poster cover!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:30 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

They'll be waiting for about an hour before I call them, which I am planning to do on skype with an open invitation for anyone to listen in.

We expect recordings, of course. Very Happy

This is... purely amazing. You either have some epic talent or some epicly thick lads. Or both Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:07 pm

^ Even if this succeeds because the lad's are so extremely thick (even extremely thick by lad standards), I still think it requires a damn great deal of talent to have so many extremely thick ones on the hook at one moment, not to mention having them hooked into the same kind of story. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:27 pm

When can we buy the action figures? I want the whole set. Very Happy

You're the WHOO man NN. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:28 pm

Too funny, NN. If you see me on skype tomorrow, I sure hope you'll grab my attention. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 21

Bit late getting to this one, I just spent a good hour reading all the posts, from the begining, as I've only just discovered it.

Good news is I don't have long to wait till the main event Very Happy

I know its been said, but this is pure genius!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 pm

Master of Puppets wrote:

^ Even if this succeeds because the lad's are so extremely thick (even extremely thick by lad standards), I still think it requires a damn great deal of talent to have so many extremely thick ones on the hook at one moment, not to mention having them hooked into the same kind of story. Wink

At no time did I question NN's talent Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic - just fantastic!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:07 am

Quote:

Better to call the police

The police will be there already -- did you not read the invitation? Or perhaps you don't know what a "blue light disco" is...... Laughing

Magic as usual, NN.

Actually, no. Magic more than usual. clapping

419Eater is my life Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 277

The only thing that could make this better would be if there were a camera. Here's hoping for a big brawl of some kind! They'll be wearing wrestling outfits, after all! Very Happy

In reality, I think a brawl is too much to hope for (but we can dream), but I'm very curious what their reactions will be to finding out they won't be getting money. After all their trouble, I'm sure their pain will be unspeakably wonderful. I look forward to the results!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:06 am

Albator wrote:

FFS NN, where is it gonna stop???

It's going to get worse, or better, whatever your perspective. Very Happy

There will be residual suffering and surprises after they safari.

Even if they take pictures with their camera phones they may not be able to send them internationally. If someone has a bait phone that can accept images, PM me the number please and I'll give it to my lads as an alternative number to send images.

Also, 6pm Togo is going to be 3AM for me. I will have to set the alarm. Very Happy

These lads aren't particularly thick, Oga Oblivious is as thick as a jar of molasses, but Fraud-Star and her crew are quite well off. They are well funded and have been able to get their professional looking costumes made within a few days. All of their other pictures has them well dressed in designer clothes, great looking shoes and a lot of bling. I can't help but wonder if they're wearing the fruits of their scamming ways.

I am also pretty convinced Bait-Man is one of Oga's friends trying to scam me from another angle. I didn't notice it, but a lot of their IP's are the same.

At the time of this post it's 5am in Togo. We have about 10 hours until they meet. They still haven't sent me their Togo numbers, but they will sometime today.

I believe there will be about 10 lads in total. Oga is bringing 3 and Fraud-Star is coming with 7... and all of them dressed up in costume.

Imagine driving into a car park and seeing this group of normal people loitering:

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jan 2010 Posts: 13

Awesomeness!, I bet this thread is one of the most watched and eagerly anticipated of all time. If not, it should be Laughing

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