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tcm
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Nov 2009
Posts: 21
Location: Planet Earth (most of the time)
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:30 am |
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Absolutely beautiful!!! |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:35 am |
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Just incredible.
NN does it again. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:39 am |
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zanzibarRelish wrote: |
Nice job! I made a PDF out of those 10 images for easier printing & distribution ... Hope that helps |
Yes it helps and thanks. Has anyone printed it out yet? My printers are busted and I can't do it. If someone does print it out, post up some pix.
irishemigrant wrote: |
It's a pity you have to wait till December for the Baiter Of The Year Award |
I didn't do this to win anything, but I will take a muffin basket? However I did do this bait in 2009, so technically... I'm just happy so many people are enjoying their humiliation.
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How did they not notice what was going on? |
They are scammers. They don't notice anything if they are promised easy money at the end.
Right now I am waiting for a email responses. Then we'll move to phase two. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:48 am |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:03 am |
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Ah, yes. I would walk a mile on my hands and knees through broken glass to read a Nurse Nasty bait. Somehow he has managed to outdo himself.
While they are all really good characters, for some reason I think my favorite is RSOT-man. Love his costume. |
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Justin Bieber
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 443
Location: No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:31 am |
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NICE |
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Am regret to knowing you in my life,after you know that noting for me again,no job,no house,no parent,so what am waiting for,it will better for me to kill my self - Footprint
I know you are not ready to help me,after you detroy my life you said that i should not contact you anymore,i will kill my self,and is you and your husband who killed me - Footprint
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Lagos, Nigeria - Hell |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:57 am |
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OK that's the best thing you could have done on a Saturday.
except come and babysit my kids for me
and seriously, what's with the view on this thread?
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S.C.A.M.M.S. -VS- Nurse Nasty - A Comical Adventure! = 49101 |
for comparison...
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Announcement: *** 419 EATER FORUM RULES AND F.A.Q. PLEASE READ *** = 651 |
obviously no-one cares about Rover's announcements, maybe NN should make them from now on, in comic book format |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:03 am |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:42 am |
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just a few people then NN
Very nice bait.
You may have brought the servers to their knees and Rover to tears, but you still didn't beat the simultaneous visitors record. I hate to think what response times would have been like if you had. |
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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Calico
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Jan 2010
Posts: 1
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:33 pm |
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Hits went up cuz of slashdot...gotta luv us |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:02 pm |
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^^ Yup.
Although it's nice to have traffic, if there's just one person amongst all those visitors who has switched on to 419 scams due to the bait being posted there, that's what counts.
I've read a few negative comments over there stating that slashdot is "good for advertising revenue". If only. Neither Eater nor it's sister site, www.scamwarners.com work that way.
We're all about having fun here and educating people so that they don't fall for 419.
So to anyone whining that the comic "is not news" or that Eater stands to gain financially from having NN's bait posted, the answer is: that's neither what baiting is about or why it was advertised there.
Remember: the next person who gets scammed could be a friend or a relation of yours. But if you let that person know that 419 is out there, the chances of that happening, narrow considerably.
Education is the best way to beat the lads. And getting the word out there is the best way of educating. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:38 pm |
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Nicely put Slightly
And great baiting Nursey, your baiting talents never cease to inspire and amuse others but as the Nice squirrel suggests, it also raises awareness of scams.
Well done |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:58 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:33 pm |
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This is really, really great!!
I remember when I first found this place and spent a few weeks reading the letters page over lunch at work. I haven't laughed this hard since then. You have to share some of the emails you used to get them to this point. I'm sure they are every bit as funny as the end product.
Please don't burn them until you've squeezed the very last drop of comedy from them. A scammer who will shave his head and eyebrows without even being asked is worth his weight in gold dust. I'm sure the others are capable of similar greatness if you can just coax it out of them.
Top work!! |
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Marcus01
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jun 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Holland
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:13 pm |
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Every time I think this is the best ever, nothing will top this.... You come with something new.
I was watching with my mouth open. Unbelievable that you get them to go do this.
Brilliant, absolutly briliant.
Thank you for the laugh. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:15 pm |
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Great baiting. I bet your mutant scammers are expecting a huge payout after all that costumed work. Any chance of getting them to do action shots? Photos of them jumping off roofs or dashing though heavy traffic works for me. |
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jacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 147
Location: Hilton - Amsterdam
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:54 pm |
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Amazing NN, I'll nominate you for the Nobel Prize in ScamBaiting
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# "..so at your earlierst confident time you rush to your banking industry and make the deposit of the $4,500usd and get back to me with the payment slip OK"
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:00 pm |
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^^^ I think that NN may have some very funny/nsfw/silly things still awaiting these lads. |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:22 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:12 pm |
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NN I'm starting to suspect you're the one with secret super-powers! Wow! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:18 pm |
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I hate to poop on the party, but I think NN has a serious problem here. Allow me to explain...
Comic book superheroes are judged based on their villains. Without the Joker, Batman is just a guy in tights with child abandonment issues. Superman has Lex Luthor, Spiderman has Doc Octopus, and so on. NN, you've got a team of superheroes here, but nobody for them to fight!
Might I suggest that in the next issue you introduce the "Nasty Nurse", a villain so vile that she lives to corrupt the efforts of all dishonest scammers everywhere. Your loyal readers could then follow the exploits of our heroes as they attempt (without success) to bring the Nasty Nurse to injustice! Then you'd have a keeper! |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:35 pm |
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ah, you have missed the juxtapose of my tale. I wanted them to dress up as 'super-heros'. At no time are they referred as such. In fact they are referred to as the villains, scammers and thieves. As they are being thwarted by 'someone, somewhere' it is implied in the title of this thread and and on the comic front-page who the real hero of this story is... yes... the goat. |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:46 pm |
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Klaasvaak wrote: |
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o6/nursenasty/mugu_x/PAGE007.jpg
in the back there is a huge sign with Greetings In Jesus Name!
did the lads make a sign that large? i think i've seen it somewhere before. |
i *think* that is from a Shiver bait (given that's the name of his book). But lads did make it, IIRC. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:32 am |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:48 am |
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Absolutely brilliant bait, NN
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