Fresh Assassin Lad. "Ken" Update: 30 Dec - New scr

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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:01 am

I know that there were many people keen to get one of these assassin lads before Xmas but he's only just turned up in my catcher account so make the most of him and be real nice so he'll "spear your life".

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Attention:

I felt very sorry for you, that your life is going to end this way if you fail to comply, no matter how much security you can acquire, everything will depend on you to choose your own path, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 5 days. Someone wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person came telling us that he wants you dead and he Provided us your names, photograph, internet cafes, western union locations and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt of this, then I will have no option that to carry out my duty immediately.

Meanwhile, I have sent my Boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means, probably I believe you have done something very terrible to him. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the places you think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, TWENTY THOUSAND POUNDS 20,000.00 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay THIRTEEN THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS 13,500.00 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining THREE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS 3,500 . If you are not ready, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment, after all I have already being paid before now.

WARNING TO YOU: Do not think of contacting the COP or even tell anyone as Well as employees of CRIME FIGHTERS because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody wants you dead, and the person knows all members of your family.

And For your own good I will advise you not to go out alone once it is 9pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action.

Good luck as I await your urgent respond. Do response to me on this email…

If also you think you can ignore this mail and feel all is well then let’s see.

You’ve less than 24 hours to reply this mail.

REGARDS:

KEN (ASSASIN).

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:14 am

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I might just spear your life,

That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:15 am

Yay!

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That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

It's a known typo for this scam.
http://www.scamorama.com/prolite_killer.html

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:16 am

Woot! At last!

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:21 am

Actually, I suppose I'll give him a try too. I haven't messed with any hitmen yet Smile

(This may be the only forum on the entire Internet where sending an assassin after someone is a desirable Christmas gift.)

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:47 am

^^^

Added- @ Mr. Tambourine man, thanks for the link.
Smegaroon Island sounds like just the venue one of my characters needs for some sensitive (but perfectly legal) business transactions with a high-ranking member of the Cambodian gov't.

One feature of the Grand Hotel which caught my eye was:
A full medical centre (run by Dr. Harold Shipman, a pioneer of one-on-one medical care)

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jun 2009 Posts: 181

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TWENTY THOUSAND POUNDS 20,000.00 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay THIRTEEN THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS 13,500.00 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining THREE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS 3,500

Lad math strikes again: $13.500+$3500 isnt $20.000 XD

Time to inflict lad pain Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:15 pm

Excellent! Now, I've never baited one before. Are hitlads generally super impatient, kinda like lotto lads?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 77

thrylos7 wrote:

Excellent! Now, I've never baited one before. Are hitlads generally super impatient, kinda like lotto lads?

They're generally way more impaitent than lotto lads. Remember, they're trying to make you believe they're going to kill you the next day if you don't give them the money immediately

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Dec 2009 Posts: 24

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employees of CRIME FIGHTERS

lol what?

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:37 pm

Captain Mal has joined the party; Cammy will tag along in a few hours.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:58 am

I accept the offer. For about a year I have been waiting patiently for a hitlad to show up in my catcher inbox with no luck. Sad

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:03 am

I'm joining the party. Nothing like the smell of burning lad brain cells in the morning.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:50 am

I want in too. I sent him this back:

Ken,

My f***ing asshole of a soon to be ex husband put you up to this didn't he??? I have just a few months to live and he simply can't wait! Well screw that! I'll double the offer, but we here in Australia use dollars, not pounds.

Get back to me quickly (I have cancer and spend a lot of my time in chemotherapy)

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:07 am

One of my characer caved in immediately:

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I don't know how you got wind of my activities.

For the sake of my family I'll agee to everything you say.
Please advise

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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:24 am

I like the part advising me not to go out alone after 9pm.

I'll give this one a try....

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:35 am

Don't forget that to stop it being a free for all, you need to pm each other and set up the chop or do it here. They are great fun. My sig line proves it. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:08 am

I kept mine short:

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Just who the Sam Frick are you? Al-Qaida doesn't give warnings.

and

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This is a joke, right? I've nevewr done anything that bad to anyone!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Jun 2009 Posts: 78

Thanks! I've always wanted to try out a hitman!

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:18 am

Lazy hit lad! Apparently he sent out his threat letters, then took xmas off.

Evil or Very Mad

Unless anyone else has heard back from him?

Reading through his initial email again, this made me laugh:

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he Provided us your names, photograph, internet cafes, western union locations and other necessary information

Yes, all professional hitmen need a list of western union locations to carry out a hit! Razz

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:55 am

^^ And all of us use internet cafés. There are actually a couple around me but I've never seen the inside of one.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:50 am

^^^ Don't deprive yourself of the experience!

Where I live there are four basic types:
the South American ones, grotty but with lots of children underfoot.

the African ones, with empty coke cans used as ashtrays by each terminal and young African men carrying on what sounds like important business deals in broken English over Skype

the Russian ones, always with a woman weeping endlessly in a phone cubicle

the Chinese ones- state of the art equipment, spotlessly clean and empty, save a discreet traffic of Chinese gentlemen through a back door.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:15 pm

psychicbait: That's hilarious! Laughing

I got a response from our hitlad this morning:

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hello ,
Thank you very much then, but for your notice, for now the person that want you dead is anonymous, if you read the first email i sent you very carefully you will know what i m talking about. honestly my boys wanted to strike when i notice you are been stubborn, in that case if you want to know the person that want you dead.. there will be no much delay.
As soon as i comfirm your payment immediately, i will send my boy to drop the disscussion tape of the person that want you dead right away and i will direct you to collect it immediately. for your notice my boys are still watching every step you have made and i have every record with me now.
make payment immediately via western money transfer at any location next to you, your payment details as follow:
Reciever name : kEN WILSON
Country: UNITED KINGDOM
amount: 13,000.00GBP = $20,200.00USD
test question: BOY
test answer: GIRL
for security purpose you are to send the cash to united kingdom, and as soon as i get you payment i will order my boys immdiately to drop with you the tape of discussion.
you are to send attached copy of your payment details to me and the Money Transfer control Number (MTCN) immediatly. you have just 24hours to make payment.
await your reply with the payment details.
good luck .
BEST REGARD
KEN

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:19 pm

I just got this back from our boi, I like lads who works weekends:

From: ken e <hitman>
To: the ditz
Sent: Sun, 27 December, 2009 1:12:10 AM
Subject: RE: REPLY IF YOU WISH TO LIVE

hello KATHRIN,

Thank you very much then, but for your notice, for now the person that want you dead is anonymous, if you read the first email i sent you very carefully you will know what i m talking about. honestly my boys wanted to strike when i notice you are been stubborn, in that case if you want to know the person that want you dead.. there will be no much delay.

As soon as i comfirm your payment immediately, i will send my boy to drop the disscussion tape of the person that want you dead right away and i will direct you to collect it immediately. for your notice my boys are still watching every step you have made and i have every record with me now.

THE DOLLAR RATE AS YOU CAN SEE I ADD IT YOU CAN ALSO PAY IN DOLLAR

make payment immediately via western money transfer at any location next to you, your payment details as follow:

Reciever name : kEN WILSON
Country: UNITED KINGDOM
amount: 13,000.00GBP = $20,200.00USD
test question: BOY
test answer: GIRL

for security purpose you are to send the cash to united kingdom, and as soon as i get you payment i will order my boys immdiately to drop with you the tape of discussion.

You are to send attached copy of your payment details to me and the Money Transfer control Number (MTCN) immediatly. you have just 24hours to make payment.

await your reply with the payment details.

good luck to KATHRIN.

BEST REGARD
KEN

Kathrin is NOT happy. After all there is no WU in Yalbraith:

I don't think you're taking me seriously. If you were here, you would see that there is NO western onion, NO money gram not even a shop.

I don't care what you say, I know Nick put you up to this, there simply ISN'T anyone else with the balls.

You wanna do the hit fine, lose out on an easy 20 grand. But do your research and come back to me when you are serious. If you have all the information you SAY you do, then you'd know Yalbraith is in the middle of nowhere. with Nick dead I can sell this shitty farm and cash up bigtime, hence my offer to double your price. But again make your decision quickly, I don't have all that long to live

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

I'm hoping Yalbraith's remoteness may convince him to part with a bank account

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:26 pm

I'm still waiting to hear from him. Methinks our lad took yesterday off and is now finding himself deluged with potential vics. Too bad for him they're probably 95% baiters. Laughing

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