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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:10 am

OK, y'all - any suggestions about what to tell Joy? Cammy could look into her file, read the scripts, and be totally bamboozled, of course.

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:30 am

Is Cammy high up enough in M00seknuckle to start a clandestine investigation into company corruption that goes all the way up to board level?

Of course you will need a detailed timeline from Joy as to who said what and when and her relationship with D4nskesmut Films and Judy in London (me) which would give you an opportunity to question Joy's dragon and unicorn fixation. And you will certainly need to correspond with "The Prophet" - on the vague chance that this a real church pastor and not another product of Joy's fevered imagination it would be interesting to present him with evidence of Joy's scamming / bizarre porn activities.

I'm just amazed she has not just given up yet - "she's" like the energizer bunny!

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:32 am

Is there any possibility to make her meet your prophet in Calabar, and we tell her it´s Dr. David Oooo ?

I cannot remember a bait where astrology/traditional medicine/parapsychologic things have been used to manipulate a lad´s mind but maybe this is possible for your reole-playing movie character to do ?

Other than that, my imagination always runs to "meeting" or "SecSh1eld"...

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:47 am

Worried note from Joy:

Quote:

I did not read from you hope all is well?

So, taking some of the advice to heart, Cammy replied:

Quote:

I'm alive and well, if that's what you were worried about... Thanx for the concern. I hope you're holding out OK.
Just a couple of things I need to know about - the first being what you were working on before the Jeep business blew up. You said you were a script writer; I had no idea M00seknuckle was buying scripts of any kind. Please enlighten me.
The other thing is that I'd like you to have your prophet contact me. If he's advising you, I wouldn't mind some input here - like telling him my side of things.
I've only made a little bit of progress at my end - I'm not that computer savvy, so hacking is out. I'm being an old fashioned sleuth and that takes time. Please bear with me.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:42 pm

Miss J0y is looking a tad suspicious (emphasis added):

Quote:

Yes like I told you that am a script writter. I normally write script for film producers and was contacted and as well contracted to write Script title Harry P00ter and the S0rcerers B0ne by Mr J3r3my which the management of MM is looking for whom to write it for them with a fee of $13K but when I bagain it with J3r3my of what I will collect for writting the script it ended up to be $15k that MM will pay me and I have done the job handed it over to J3r3my along with the story board to the script which he told me that the Board of Directors of MM like it and approved my payment at least you can read it from one of the mails I forwarded to you so get Jeremy to confirm this to you and Emily is fully aware of it.

My prophet is a Woman of God and God always use her to tell people truth about what they want to know about there lives more especially when they are confused and when things are not going on well with one like my case. So I do not see your part that you want to tell her. All I know is that when I suspect that this whole thing is not moving out the way things should be I will contact her to know why is things going this way and for your informations if I want to know if you are MM is real I will ask her of it and take note am going there this evening to ask her if what you tell me that you are working to see that you get to the root of this my problem is truly real because I do not have time to waste writting this mail every day regarding this money that was diverted I want a quick conclusion of it and I know if I tell her of it today in the next 2 days I will know the real truth. So if you have any problem in your left that you want me to find out why it is so and the solution let me know of it I wil tell her and she will give you answer.

So if I may ask you why dont you want to give me your phone number and where you do stay as I have requested from you before?

I ducked that one, didn't reply, and got this yesterday:

Quote:

I did not read from you all yesterday hope it is not same way that all staffs of MM do Thursday and fridays of every week to go for the weekend and to return on Monday because office close within MM company on Thursday morning and reopen on Monday which make them not to send mails within Thursday and Fridays.

A terse reply:

Quote:

I don't write for the sake of writing. When I have something for you, I'll write.

And this:

Quote:

Is Ok I understand but it will be better that you always try to inform me of the situation. from your mail I presumed you are not in America rather withi Europe.

Timezones? Writing style?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:44 pm

And after another long break... M1cha3l 3h1s returns!

Quote:

I received your message with thanks, i am very sorry for the delay well let us forget the mistakes of the past now accept my apology. yes i ask you for your personal phones number you didn,t sent it.pleasse try your possible best to send it to my email box. how is Mr RANDLLE OLD, and the rest. please let us start a business i have so many things for your people. i have some fantastic models here in Nigeria to give you beautiful profit to your company. this is my phone number < - snip - >cal me and send your number to me

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:37 am

Oh I am fine Smile

In fact, I was just reading his 0budu report for Otterfan again last night and had a big chuckle out of it again. So let´s forget about lawsuits and other things that are not fun (like our outstanding payments to him) and start allover again. But with what project?

Mike came in as introduced by JohnK, who in turn came in 366 days ago (Nov 13th 2008). Since John made all his friends do the forms, too, he must have arrived late last year so he is almost in for the M00seknuckle Sandtimer I think - even before it would be DarIington´s turn in January 2010.

EDIT Same email to me from Mike (which was a reply to the lyrics of "She stays out all night long" by the Memphis Jug Band]. Not replied yet. Talking to Slaphappy now.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:05 pm

Great job on Joy, Yastreb. Very Happy

I would like to hear from the prophet, as well. Did you know that MM has their own "herbalist" as well, named Enit@n? Frumpy also tells me that his prophet is more powerful than Joy's. No worries then. Smile

Meanwhile, back in Pat's office, Dr. O. sends daily emails when I was gone all week. We'll see if the lads want to move to Calabar this weekend, ok? Smile

Quote:

David O
to Pat
show details Nov 7 (8 days ago)

Awaiting updates !!!.

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Thanks for the updates as just accessed.
we are well prepared to work along your route course of instructions on receipt,
as soon as forwarded towards making sure the calabar Modeling feasta is a reality.
If urgent need calls for oral information,pls do have it ultimate to contacting me any
time for advise/instructional values.
Thanks.

Dr.David O.
===
from David O
to Patricia
date Sun, Nov 8, 2009 at 10:38 AM
subject High expectations
hide details Nov 8 (7 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Thanks for the updates as just accessed.

we are well prepared to work along your route course of instructions on receipt,
as soon as forwarded towards making sure the calabar Modeling feasta is a reality.
If urgent need calls for oral information,pls do have it ultimate to contacting me any
time for advise/instructional values.
Thanks.

Dr.David O
=====
from David O
to Patricia
date Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 5:38 AM
subject Reminder updates
hide details Nov 10 (5 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,
I am very anxious and worried over your delayed instructions and updates towards
this Calabar show.
We must be very sincere that early advise/notes and instructions paves way for a
better and determined force of labour and work force atribute.
Expecting your urgent updates.

Thanks.
Dr.David O
====
from David O
to Patricia
date Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 4:20 AM
subject Anticipation
hide details Nov 11 (4 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

What is happening with arraganments prior to this Calabar modeling show as
forwarded to us.

We are worried and anticipating the receipt instructions.

Dr.David O.
======
from David O
to Patricia
date Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 4:55 AM
subject Calabar meeting reminder[b]
hide details Nov 12 (3 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

What is happening with arraganments prior to this Calabar modeling show as
forwarded to us.
We are worried and anticipating the receipt instructions.

Dr.David O
======
from David O
to Patricia
date Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 4:14 AM
subject [b]Time schedule
hide details Nov 13 (2 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Much expectations/hype had tken place without receipt of the Calabar meeting
advise/requirements.

The hype/uphoria is very creative with this been our first appearance to such a
show,we require your time indepth instructional knowledge to avert any form
short comings.

Thanks,

Dr.David o.
====
from David O
to Patricia
date Sat, Nov 14, 2009 at 4:28 AM
subject Meeting Reminder[b]
hide details Nov 14 (1 day ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,
Much expectations/hype had tken place without receipt of the Calabar meeting
advise/requirements.

The hype/uphoria is very creative with this been our first appearance to such a
show,we require your time indepth instructional knowledge to avert any form
short comings.
Thanks,
Dr.David
====
from David O
to Patricia
date Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 4:48 AM
subject [b]Worried

hide details Nov 9 (6 days ago)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

I am very anxious and worried over your delayed instructions and updates
towards this Calabar show.

We must be very sincere that early advise/notes and instructions paves way
for a better and determined force of labour and work force atribute.

Expecting your urgent updates.

Thanks.

Dr. David O.

Rather robotic, but at least I got lots of emails. Smile

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:51 pm

Great

so do you think we can transform Dr. O´s anxious euphoria into miles and kilometers?
And how about Darllngton and J0y? Would it be worth heading for the coming weekend towards Calabar?

In case MGK does not come online in time, I´m sure I have the MM website logins among my Eater PMs somewhere to edit something appropriate i if you all agree.

PS. NO voice group chat for me today, please. Smile

On a Sunday, I´d rather get into bed before 4 AM! (says my prophet)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:20 pm

@Frumpy - You missed a good voice chat, but your prophet must not be ignored. Smile

Pat is working tirelessly this morning getting this meeting in order. She has talked with Cammy and formulated a basic plan. ASEM's unfortunately got sent to HER0 M1KE Eh1s and Joy, a copy of an email to our Darly D@rlington. There's money in Calabar!
Will they be interested? Very Happy

Dr. O. again...

Quote:

from David O
to Patricia
date Mon, Nov 16, 2009
subject Calabar meeting

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Another week entrant with all expectations of having your advise/ instructions towards this Calabar meeting received.

We are becoming worried over the delayed acknowledment of this instructions and requirements.

The past complaints of delay had instigated this quest for effective result orientation.
My regards,.

Dr.David O.

Nice, clever little slap or a bit of ball-busting of Pat from Dr. O.?? I'm impressed. Laughing

Pat responds.

Quote:

from Patricia
to David O
date Mon, Nov 16, 2009
subject Back in the office

Dear Dr. David O,

All your worrying was completely unnecessary. There was a very bad lightning
storm here at the 5imb@ 5afari C@mp, and our power generator took a direct hit.
This not only left us without power, but once restored I found that my computer
system was completely fried and dead as a doornail. I had no way to contact you
or anyone else for that matter. Last weekend I traveled to Yaounde to procure new
parts and also buy some girly things. I spent the entire week rebuilding the PC,
reinstalling the operating system, and installing all the programs and company
data to it.

Will you be available to meet our agent in Calabar this coming weekend, Saturday
or Sunday? He will be available for both days. His name is En1tan, and he is from
Benin. He will be leaving the camp here in Cameroon on Friday for the trip to
Nigeria. More details will be provided to you later today or tomorrow, if you answer
in the affirmative and will agree to meet him this weekend.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:48 am

One of us (the inner MM circle) should be there, too, not just a shadowy Benin agent (next mugu question will be "gimmehisphonenumber"), maybe the wacky Pat again, with too much money on her hands?
And should the 55C bus NOT be in Calabar, then we (the whole MM gang) surely are in Cameroon then, with an extra bottle of champagne and some extra contracts, how about that?
Last, anyone heard of Moses Amstrong?

Randy has nothing to offer right now, despite constant asemming, so we could rely on seasoned agents only.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:12 pm

The last thing I saw from Moses was the "you are a Fooooool!" email to Jack or Jeremy. Pat asked him what his problem was, and why the insults? Nothing back from him.

I'd like to try to get them over the border, if possible, although without passports and visas, it may be difficult. It's one "option for them." Pat's waiting to hear from Cammie regarding anything back from Joy, Darly, and Mike, before "working them over." But, Pat's got a nice welcome back message from Dr. Droneman. Smile

Quote:

from David O
to Patricia
date Tue, Nov 17, 2009
subject Welcome back to official duty.

Dear,P@tricia Cr0k1n.

Thanks for the updates as we wwre becoming worried as stated earlier.

We are very sympthatetic to your power failure experiences and are grateful too to the opportunity as given to us
.

Certainly yes,we will be on time with Calabar meeting on receipt of your instructions/advises and indentification status as forwarded.

Welcome back once again to official duty call.

Regards.

Dr.David O.

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:27 pm

Cammy to D4rl1ngt0n yesterday

Quote:

Just got word - you're to go to Calabar, find accommodation, and await contact via email from the agent, 3nitan, about where and when to get the $5K.

His reply today:

Quote:

How are and your project so far?you didn't give me the actual date the agent will arrive and the hotel he will be staying.I will like you to provide me with this informations and how much he is going to hand over to me.

Cammy:

Quote:

The agent is... well, a free agent. I don't know exactly when 3nitan will be in Calabar, or where he'll be staying. He'll contact you, almost certainly by the weekend, and you'd better be there when he does.
As for how much - I said $5000! It's right there in my last email!

I hope I did that right...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:40 pm

Perfect, yastreb. Smile

Nothing from Joy or Mikey on the ASEMs?
I'll start writing something from En1tan and Pat tonight. Dr. O. is never in the cafe after dark, so no rush on him today. Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:15 am

OK, stand by for some anger...

Joy didn't like the ASEM at all:

Quote:

This is all bulshit. Your in the same line with this crooks you may ask why. Now hear me Pat has sent me to calabar for same 5k before and I told her I can not move any where my pay is 15k not 5k and if am to receive my money is direct from America to me and not through any other person here in Nigeria.
You have to know that henceforth that I have started doubting you to be what you are so I will not take to your advice again rather will go ahead to revenge back to whoever that are involve in diverting my money. Thank you I do not want to read from you again because you do not have solution to my problem I will surely get to the root of it.
With your mail every thing is cleared and my prophet has already told me on sunday that you are the same party working together and your mail has confirmed it no wonder you refuse to tell me where you are from or give me your number to call you.
I will fight back trust me.

Well, after that, Cammy just couldn't take it any more!

Quote:

What the hell are you on about? I never sent you anything about going to Calabar! Here I am doing my best (when I can) to help you and you start going on about how I'm a crook.
If that's your attitude, then I won't bother about you any more. And if your "prophet" agrees with you, then either she's full of shit, or she's a figment of your imagination, which means you're full of shit. Either way, fuck you.

SOrry, but Cammy's been too sweet for too long. Something had to give.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:33 am

Supplemental - very fast response:

Quote:

Check out this and tell me who sent this. And I warn you never to insult my prophet because you may not like the result that comes after. if you are real keep it to yourself and never behave like them.

I chose to reply instantly:

Quote:

It sure as fuck wasn't me!
I told you people who could spoof emaill messages were the cause of your troubles. They're playing with you as they did before and they're trying to put a wedge between us.
Looks like they succeeded!

She didn't stick around to chat so I don't know what's going on there.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:57 am

Excellent baiting Yastreb.

I think maybe it's time for evil secretary Judy to poke Joy again. Might be good for a rant and a death-curse or two.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:12 am

I went back and found word from Joy and D4rl1ngt0n!

First Joy:

Quote:

How did they get access into your email address to send me the same issue that Pat sent to me and now that you have known of it have you seen that I know what am saying? So you owe appology to me and the prophet. My suprise is that how can they spoof your mails without me communicatting with any body about you. Anyway whatever. I need to know more.

Cammy's reply was a little more detailed than it should have been, I suppose:

Quote:

Fucked if I know! Did I ever say I was computer-savvy? What I know about hacking and so on could be printed in 72-point type across my bottom (which is quite petite, FYI).
As for apologising - meh - let she who started this whole badmouthing bit apologise first - and here's a clue; it wasn't me.
I'm out of office on a photoshoot right now - not too far from where you are in fact if my geography is up to speed - so my sleuthing has got to wait (if I can be fucked doing any more, since I get no thanx for it).

Meanwhile, at Darl:

Quote:

Thanks for information,i will update you as things unfold.

Well, it ain't much... So Cammy replied (emphasis in original):

Quote:

Do not let us down.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:49 pm

The Pest Again..

Quote:

from David O
to pat
date Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 3:49 AM
subject Reminder/high expections

Dear,Patricia Cr0k1n.

Thanks for the updates as we were becoming worried as stated earlier.

We are very sympthatetic to your power failure experiences and are grateful too
to the opportunity as given to us
.
Certainly yes,we will be on time with Calabar meeting on receipt of your
instructions/advises and indentification status as forwarded.

Welcome back once again to official duty call.

Regards.
Dr.David O

Joy is a real trip. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:06 pm

A bit of RL necessities made me think of a little background plan to tell the lad(s) if you agree:

1) We are in Cameroon screening the local model and club scene and meeting new agents.

2) We also commute regularly to Calabar to get stuff (cigarette lighters, tampons, Mars bars), oh, and to meet the highly promising Nigerian agent(s).

3) which we sponsor with 15k (lump payment for 2009) + a MM laptop + 3 iPhones with the MM logo (and MM software)

4) Therefore, we would schedule a meeting at 3 PM on Sunday, 22 November, at a good hotel/market/main road/club/net cafe/whereever

5) Alternatively, we have a show setup in Malabo, if he prefers to meet us there.

6) Definite replies needed until Friday midnight.

Would you agree with something like that? Then Randy can already draft sth like this^^ to Dr. Ooooooo (I suggest that other characters contact Darl, Joy the wacky queen and Mike the hero). So how about this then?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:03 pm

After having read your chat and some nice slaps by Slaphappy (and minor humiliations in that process), this is what Randy sent to Dr. David Oooo (with Slaphappy-approved RSOT):

Quote:

Dear Dr. David 0k0ye, member of the staff of M00seknuckle Modelling,

I am hereby authorized to inform you of the following proceedings leading to direct cash payment for you and your artist(s) :

Currently, a local agent (named Enltan) and I are in Cameroon screening the local model and club scene and meeting new agents, also signing contracts with local people.

Thereofre, we will regularly commute to CaIabar, Nigeria, to get supplies, mail, a more decent online connection and we also plan to meet you this way as our most highly promising Nigerian agent.

According to our contract and confirmed after lengthy discussions at the board of directors, we are going to sponsor you with 5000 US-Dollars (lump payment for the remainder of 2009). Additionally, as an agent you will receive a MM laptop plus, for your models that you will be signing for us afterwards, seven iPhones with the MM logo (and MM software) .

Therefore, Enltan and I (RandaII OIdman) we would schedule a meeting on Saturday, 21 November, at noontime / early afternoon, at the following address in CaIabar, Nigeria:

Hotel Standard
23, CaIabar Road, CaIabar

Please do not forget to bring your M00seknuckle documents and 1oT document for identification and authorization purposes with you. That´s all you need. I am looking forward to meeting you!

Definite replies are needed until Thursday midnight local time, to me and to Mr. Enltan, our Benin M00seknuckle agent. So please book a room on Friday night in CaIabar. Once there, don´t hesitate to email Enltan to guide you to the meeting place and he will give you the exact direction. He has other clients and will be available sometime in the morning and noon on Saturday. His email is [email protected]

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

Haha. I´m looking forward even to his reply to that - even if it´s negative (hope not), it will be fun to read Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:26 am

10 hours later, there is his reply - full of 0k0ye´isms as usual but positive (I think):

Quote:

Mr.R O,

Thanks for the meeting schedule in CaIabar details.

Though coming two days to exact meeting notification dateline.

We will definitely work towards making sure we are on time to representing our agency.

Hoping that our meeting initiates the best of this good but healthy working environment.

Regards.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:53 pm

I don't know about the "healthy working environment" part. Here is Calabar Road. Very Happy

I found a couple of great articles on the area, hilarious reading, thinking he will be around here. Laughing

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5467836-146/story.csp
http://www.pointblanknews.com/os2196.html

En1tan was sent the same email. When will the begging for "oral communications discussion" start? Smile

My slaps were minor, Frumpy. And the humiliations are in your own head, so stop taking safaris so damn seriously. Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:46 pm

^^Armed rubbers, damaged cars, hours of wasted time, and giant craters. The experience of that road alone should get them in the right frame of mind for when they prepare to meet MM representative.

And who would have thought that the hospital administration is corrupt too? Rolling Eyes

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:38 pm

^^Yeah, Jane, this was a nice surprise to me. Very Happy

I was just looking for a centralized location for a 55C K0rup park or a M@labo safari. Mud is always good. Laughing

I sent the following email to Joy and D@rlington. I forgot to take out the "If you have changed your mind," part in Darly's email. No matter, He'll focus on the $ sign. Smile

Quote:

Dear (Greedy Baastaads,) ...< no, I didn't really write this.. Very Happy

Plans are set in place for our Benin agent, En1tan, and Mr. 0ldman, possibly
myself, to travel to Calabar this weekend for the purpose of paying our
terminated agents, give money to new agents, and meet with clients. If you have
changed your mind, and desire to receive your $5,000 payment, please be in
Calabar on Friday night. Book yourself a hotel room on Friday, and send an
email to our agent Enitan at [email protected]. We are hoping to meet with
our agents on Saturday afternoon or evening sometime. Once all agents have
gotten to town and emailed our agent, he will arrange a suitable meeting place
amenable to all those involved. We hope to see you there to conclude our
business with you.

Warmest regards,
Pat

edit:Update. I sent this from Pat to Mike. (HERO MIKE) Maybe he'll come from Lagos to Calabar? One more try for his $30,000? Smile

Quote:

from Patricia
to Michael
date Thu, Nov 19, 2009
subject Calabar meeting of MM agents

Dear Mike,

Sorry, I didn't get back to you sooner regarding Mr. G0mer. I figured out that
Mr. G0mer was an imposter when I saw his lousy ID Card. It was obviously fake,
so I had the camp security staff escort his ass out of the Camp. So, he did not
get his greedy little paws on your $30,000 payment. I still have it. I'm here
at the 5imba 5afari C@mp right now in Cameroon, and will be traveling tomorrow
to Calabar, Nigeria. Mr. 0ldman and I have to meet with agents and clients there
on Saturday afternoon. I will be taking your money with me on the trip, if you
would like to pick it up there at our meeting. You are invited to join us there
if you are interested.

Just book yourself into a hotel room, and send me an email on Friday night or
our agent En1tan who is going too. His email is [email protected].
After all our agents arrive in town, and send us their emails telling us where
they are staying, En1tan will arrange an amenable meeting place to all involved.
I hope to see you there and meet you, finally.

Warmest regards,
Pat

I fully expect all participants to ask probing questions to En1tan regarding the physical nature of MM, and the veracity and truthfulness of the management. Smile

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