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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:13 pm

Same character different threads

the Pre op transexual reference is the inspiration for my main character as well as my username: international chrysis. She was a performance artist in the late 80's who passed away from cancer in 1990 as she was building an acting career for herself. I like to think I'm keeping her acting career going. Smile

Her "niece" is the tech savvy 19year old who just happens to be completely psychotic. Her photos are based on Sabrina Salerno, the 80's pop starlet who sang "boys" in 1987

And in a different thread my character is writing to to "Busta the hitman". He's the ex-husband of my main character. His photo is based on Actor Nick Nolte, seen holding Chrysis's arm, and she's sleeping her way to getting him killed!

Hope this helps,

chrys

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:10 am

And now it seems, I'm a MILF!!! Having gotten no reply from Frannypoo (Who LIVES on the Internet), I thought maybe I overplayed my hand with the Amanda Lepore photo. Enter Caitlyn A Hill, publicist to Tomono Ishihara (from the fake name generator) who was once a guest Judge on the Iron Chef. She loves her women, but she's just been dumped and her biological clock is ticking. After a google image search, I found an amateur porn site with a woman in a business suit. Works for me, especially should Caitlyn get racy:

Hi Frank,

I got your email from the Sapphic Sydney website you sent me and after much consideration I decided to write back to you. I was signed for the lesbian website because I am attracted to women, but deep down I always knew I was into men as well. I am about 5 foot 6 inches tall, I am 35 years old with light Brown hair. I am of average build with Blue eyes, but you'd know that from my profile wouldn't you? Of course, silly me.

Plus Frank, I'll be honest, I want to have a baby and my biological clock is ticking. I so desire to have a child, to hold in my arms and cuddle and nurture. Do you want to have children? Do you have children already? would you consider more kids if you do? These are important questions for me Frank

So whereabouts in Sydney are you? I am in Darlinghurst, not far outside the CBD. I run my own business as the publicist for local actress Tomono Ishihara, as well as a few local bands that aren't as successful. Have you heard of Tomono? She's been on quite a few shows including a few guest spots on the Iron Chef before relocating to Australia.

Well I should go for now Frank, I don't want to tell you everything yet otherwise what will we say if we should meet? I have attached a picture for you so you'll recognise my face from my Profile.

I hope to hear from you soon,

Caitlyn

--
Caitlyn is da Bomb!
(And you KNOW it)

Her address oddly enough will be exactly the same is Arq nightclub in Sydney! Maybe she lives upstairs, in a room she shares with a dozen bottles of Amyl Nitrate. And hopefully the two of them will keep him away from the dating site for at least a little while...

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:30 pm

I was right. Amanda freaked him out, but he was VERY happy with Caitlyn! Seems MILFs are in fashion in Senegal. With the pics I downloaded I may make myself a member of the Todger club yet Wink

Hello Caitlyn
How are you today?I hope that you are fine.I got your message and must say that i am very happy to hear from you.I like your style because it is good to know someone well first before going into a relationship with that person.Please i will start afresh to introduce myself to you.My name is <Real name snipped> 34 years single and never married(no kids).I am a Nigerian but presently residing in Senegal doing my cosmetics business.I studied at University of Lagos in Nigeria(UNILAG)but dropped out in my second year due to lack of fund then that is why i entered into business and i thank God for what is he doing in my life today and do hope that one day i will finish my studies.We are six in our family three boys,three girls and i am the first born.My father,brothers and sisters are living in Nigeria while i am living here alone but our mother is late.I am looking for a real lady that will love me for whom i am and i will also love her for whom she is so that we will spend the rest of our lifes together have our own kids and family.I joined the site that the same day i sent mail to you because i have been looking for real love for so long but couldnt find yet.The site is good because i believe that i will find the love of my life there.I believe in internet dating because i have seen so many people that found their soulmate(wife)through it.I had met many ladies but all turned out to be something else(scammers)so i have to take a walk because that is not what i am looking for and honestly speaking for now i have none and i am not communicating with any lady and that is why i just registered at the site.I am all alone.I am 5ft7 tall,weigh 75kg.The kind of relationship i am looking for is marriage but i know that it has to start from somewhere and for one to live quite and peaceful life with her or his partner forever then you have to count on love first before any other thing because when you are married to someone you trully love then whether good or bad you will still be with your husband or wife.I think the relationship will work out between us no matter the distance because it is not how far or close we are today that matters rather it is what we feel for each other in heart,i mean the love we have for each.If it will mean for me coming to Australia for you then i will do it because i had travelled to Europe(Czeh Republic)and Asia(Pakistan).I am a Christian and my favourite colour is navy blue.I was born on 27th May 1975.
Favourite music=blues,raps,gospel
favourite Cusines=vegeterian
Favourite activities=cinema,beach,football
What i do for fun=cooking,reading,swimming,travelling
Smoking=Never
Alcohol=Occasionally
.I am very very happy to know you because we are pointing at the same direction(marriage)and i am all yours anytime or anyday you want us to be legally married because i am not playing any game or joking with you but rather telling you something very serious and real.Please my heart is open for you and if i ever play any game or joke with your feelings then let me not see good in my life and also let God punish me for that.I dont have any secret or skeleton because i just tell you the whole truth about me.Please if you have yahoo messenger then you can also add me on your list with the same yahoo id so that we will also be chatting.I will like to stop here now and hope to hear from you soon.God always be with you.Thanks and please take very good care of yourself.
Best Regards
Frank

Time to get snooty on him. It seems Yahoo might be beneath her

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:44 pm

So Caitlyn writes back. OF course she neglects to notice Frank is email swapping again (why DOES he do that?), and refuses to use Yahoo (Let's face it it USED to be great, but that was 12 years ago):

Hi Frank,

Wow, Senegal! You sure are a long way from Sydney. And I thought Cabramatta was a long distance from town!

I've never been to Nigeria (or Africa for that matter), not even to study. I myself have a bachelor of Arts majoring in sound at the University of Melbourne which I was using to do sound for community televison, before turning to studying event management a few years back and then moving to Sydney after I got work here.

I grew up in Toorak in Victoria where I was born. My folks are very wealthy but I am working hard to build my own wealth now, as my father and I had a falling out when I came out to him in my twenties. I know it broke my heart but as a bisexual woman I had to be honest with myself, even if I am an only child who would've inherited everything once daddy passed on. (Nice carrot dangle, if I do say so myself)

Of course I know of Yahoo, but I refuse to use it. It has got to be the worst piece of software ever written and I just will not use it on principal, so I'm sorry but in the short term at least it would be best if we stuck to email. I'm so glad you've had an opportunity to travel. What was the Czech Republic like? I was planning to visit in a year or two (once the business is completely setup), my great Grandfather was born there.

My hobbies are Computers, Shopping (But which girl doesn't?), Catching with friends and the occasional club

I should warn you though Frank that I am not a christian, in fact I am an Athiest! I hope that is okay with you.

Caitlyn

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

It appears he has gotten over his fear of the water and has learned how to swim! Or maybe he's just lying.....and Caitlyn can drown him when they go skinny dipping? Wink

I wonder.....is he man enough to not only make her no longer want to be with women, but also convert her into a Christian too? Shocked

I will be sending him some hate mail today, for playing all those games with me and hurting me. He still has never responded to any of my mails, and I have not heard from him since he accused me of having another man and being silent on him. Perhaps he will respond to my wicked insults, since he won't respond to anything else. Maybe we can engage in a bitch fight. (with him being the little bitch, of course!) Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:29 pm

@ Jasper,

SEE what being a MILF can do??? Wink

Give it a go, and see if he responds. He hasn't written to Sabrina or Kathrin in ages!

If he doesn't then do what I did, get a new pic, another email addy that doesn't look like the ones you used previously and then write to him again, claiming he wrote to you from the Sapphic Sydney site, and yes after much deliberation, you can't hold yourself back from his "charms" any longer!

The guy's been banned from the site, so the chances of checking are pretty slim, plus he'll have the added arrogance of thinking he's converting THREE lesbians from the one site! With a bit of luck we can burn this lad for YEARS!!! Twisted Evil

Chrys

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:14 pm

and NOTHING!

Seems he won't write to anyone that won't prove themself to him! I think I may have started that, and let me assure you I'm VERY Proud of that if I did Cool

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:46 pm

Anyone else heard from Frannypoo? It's not like him to not be online for more than an hour or two. Maybe someone ELSE got him to go a safari!!! Twisted Evil

If not, then it's back to the fake name generator Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:55 am

Okay,

So re reading his emails gives an idea. He writes to you with a different reply-to address, in case you're a "scammer" (I love how he thinks HE'S the victim). So I setup yet another email address and pretend he wrote to me first copying and pasting the response he sent to Amanda. Enter Setsumi Shimada, a Eurasian student from Queensland who looks surprisingly like 1990's porn Star Leanni Lei:

Hi Frank,

Wow, I didn't expect a response so soon. I'm sorry you didn't get to finish your studies, as I'm a student at Bond University in Queensland. And am studying web design. I've only just started though, so I'm hardly an expert yet. I'm single, never married and so I have no kids. I do hope to start a family one day, maybe after my course finishes

I am sorry to hear about the previous women you've been with. What did you call them? A scammer? you'll have to tell me all about them sometime, how did they try to scam you? What does that mean?. I hope I won't fit in to that category.

To tell you more about me, I have brown hair and black eyes. I am Eurasian, my father is an Australian born Japanese man and my mother is from right here in Queensland and I have a younger brother Mike, who looks nothing like me, he's totally anglo. I am 4 ft 11 tall but I hope that isn't too small for you. It has been a problem for some guys in the past. I'm pretty, but I do not make a good trophy wife. I love dance music, and dancing with my friends in the clubs down in Fortitude Valley. I like to think we all look so hot together, we certainly do draw a big male crowd when we go there Smile

I have attached a photo of me taken at a party at my brother's place in Bribie Island last month, I hope you like it.
As for messenger I've never used it. I'll need help setting it up. have you used it before? Maybe you can help me! It sounds like fun whatever it is.

Setsumi

Let's see if he bites

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:19 pm

He's nibbling:

Unlike all my other characters, I've agreed to "chat" on yahell messenger and added him as a friend. He HAS sent a similar request and has been hiding in invisible mode ever since.

They might be more left in this yet

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Hopefully his nibble will turn into a bite. I was thinking about the other characters and maybe what happened to scare him off. Obviously Amanda just scared the hell out of him. I think with Caitlyn, the athiest part may have troubled him, but that's not all. I think Caitlyn's sig line maybe gave him flashbacks of Sabrina, and ultimately that is what made him drop her. Hopefully things will work well with the newest one.....lol.....he deserves as much pain as he can get! Twisted Evil

The thing about the reply to addy, is he will probably chase off his victims by doing that. I wrote him and wrote him and he never responded, just played dumb. Hopefully he will piss off all his other vics and they will all tell him to go to hell! I have been thinking about the hate mail I'm going to send him. I was thinking about calling him out on his reply to addy, telling him I discovered it there, and whatever game he's playing, he can just f#ck off. Evil or Very Mad

I'm going to fill my hatemail with plenty of insults so he will not be mistaken about my anger, and maybe he will even reply me, since he loves to have the last word and all.

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:13 pm

My new character has an siggy, but it's just her "address" (courtesy of the fake name generator). He's wary, which is FANFUGGINTASTIC!

'Cos it means I did good, and I take great pride in that, espcially, since an ex work colleague's email was hacked and used for the "help I've been robbed and need cash" scam. Fortunately (for us), he's wheelchair bound so the chances of him travelleing to Nigeria were always pretty slim.

Now that's it's personal (sorta), I'm writing back as his ex wife and in an email or two I'll claim I'm travelling to Nigeria as a member of the Australian Federal Police to get him outta there.

If anyone wants in (since he sent this to my friend's entire address book), PM me and I'll give you his email addY (I just don't want it to turn up in a Google search, is all. I would love to give this asshole HELL Twisted Evil

Chrys

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:15 pm

@ Jasper,

I suspect you're right about the siggy, cheers for the heads up

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Hell yeah, I want in! does your friend have his email addy back? Did they give a different reply to addy? Send me the details and I'll help!

You really did very good with Fran. Hopefully his being wary and paranoid will make him lose a lot of potential vics. Maybe then he'll be able to spend more quality time with his farm animals. I'm sure they will appreciate it. Shocked

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:33 pm

What I think happens is that he SENDS the emails via @15, but the REPLY is via @i5. I tried that today and so far, so good.

As far as I'm concerned:
[dominatrix] frank is a naughty boy and he needs to be punished [/dominatrix]

And for the record, the more the merrier Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:56 pm

So, with my new asian persona I chat to Frannypoo as an asian woman:

Quote:

Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:37:39 AM): hello
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:37:51 AM): Hi Frank
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:38:01 AM): yeah
Frank Michael (11/2/2009 1:38:07 AM): how are u
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:38:23 AM): I'm good, big nioght out with the girls
me (11/2/2009 1:38:33 AM): and you?
Frannypoo(11/2/2009 1:38:45 AM): ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:38:52 AM): i am just cool
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:38:58 AM): I'm a little tipsy right now
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:39:22 AM): why u took alcohol
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:39:42 AM): I had a night out with my gal pals
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:39:50 AM): don't you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:40:02 AM): no i dont
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:40:02 AM): you don't drink?
Complete PISSHEAD!i (11/2/2009 1:40:16 AM): oh okay, I do drink
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:40:23 AM): especially with friends
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:40:56 AM): no i didnt mean dat i dont,i do but dont smoke
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:41:23 AM): I don't smoke either, anything at all
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:41:39 AM): yes dats same wit me
Complete PISSHEAD!i (11/2/2009 1:41:45 AM): oh okay
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:42:02 AM): anyting smoking is not meant for me
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:42:28 AM): but I do like to drink, especially with friends
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:42:45 AM): yes dat is it
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:43:00 AM): so how was ur nite
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:44:00 AM): it was great! I saw some friends play in Fortitude valley, then had a few drinks in the CBD, then caught a cab home
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:44:11 AM): what about yoy?
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:44:17 AM): you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:44:51 AM): i didnt go anywhere,just at home
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:45:36 AM): hopefully you used that to catch up with friends. I would
Complete PISSHEAD!i (11/2/2009 1:46:40 AM): at least email them, get them to ring you...
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:46:52 AM): i am tired of dat,i just need someone dat wil be for me and i wil also be for her then we can b going out together
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:47:07 AM): don't we all?
Frank Michael (11/2/2009 1:47:26 AM): dont understand
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:47:52 AM): doesn't everyone need someone, just someone
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:48:18 AM): yes but some didnt know
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:48:33 AM): now I don't understand
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:49:06 AM): forgive me, I'm Eurasian
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:49:48 AM): ok i am Frank 34 years single and never married
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:50:54 AM): you don't mind that I'm younger than you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:51:13 AM): how old
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:51:24 AM): 32
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:52:03 AM): it doesnt matter it depends what u are seeking for
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:52:44 AM): Well to be honest, I'm looking for "the one"
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:52:58 AM): age doesnt matters in a relationship unless there is no love there
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:53:20 AM): I've dated so many wrong people, I'm lookimng for "mr Right"
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:53:28 AM): looking
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:53:52 AM): ok dat is also what i am seeking for
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:54:32 AM): i need a lady dat wil love me for whom i am and i wil also love her for whom she is
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:54:45 AM): Oh okay, then I hope we have a lot in common
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:54:49 AM):
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:55:03 AM): gud
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:55:52 AM): let me tell u the truth now dat i am looking for a serious relationship dat wil lead to marriage
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:56:06 AM): that sounds fantastic
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:57:00 AM): i am not into playing any games or doing hide and seek someting rather i like to be straight forward
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:57:35 AM): let ME be honest. Despite the fact I'm still young I still want children
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:57:54 AM): I don't want to play games either
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:58:19 AM): you DID get my photo didn't you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:58:28 AM): then if u are serious here we go
[email protected] (11/2/2009 1:58:35 AM): Hopefully I'm not repulsive
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:58:44 AM): ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:58:53 AM): lets share it now
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:59:14 AM): share what? I don't understand
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:59:18 AM): tell me
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 1:59:51 AM): no i mean pictures
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 1:59:59 AM): pics? ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:00:08 AM): yeah
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:00:10 AM): didn't you get the one I sent you?
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:00:45 AM): I can resend it
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:00:53 AM): which day did u sent it
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:01:20 AM): i just got ur mail asking me if i have added u
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:01:38 AM): you don't remember
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:01:48 AM): I hate that
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:01:53 AM): ok do help me
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:01:58 AM): damn ymail
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:02:12 AM): why wil u b talking lik dat
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:02:13 AM): will try again
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:02:26 AM): lik what?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:02:50 AM): i told u someting and u said u hate dat
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:04:32 AM): People have added me and not remembered. It was all about having sex with me. I hope you're not like that
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:05:14 AM): I wanna send a pic too. Help me
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:05:24 AM): pls if u wil understand,i am not looking for sex instead i need a wife
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:05:51 AM): I understand
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:06:10 AM): how do I send you a pic?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:06:22 AM): did u get my picture i sent to u now
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:06:56 AM): hello
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:07:59 AM): are u stil there
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:08:53 AM): sorry I was in the toliet. Is mther e a code to let you know I'm still online???
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:09:26 AM): i thought mayb u are cahtting wit another person
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:10:26 AM): no, I do not leads an eciting life. I wasjust in th toilet, I apologise now
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:10:40 AM): exciting
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:10:41 AM): its ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:11:02 AM): let me tell u how to send the picture
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:11:10 AM): ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:11:29 AM): but first did u get mine
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:11:35 AM): yes I did
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:11:51 AM): tell me how to get mine to you
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:11:55 AM): how is it
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:12:17 AM): it is fantastc
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:12:27 AM): ok thanks
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:13:09 AM): I would never dream of telling anyone, but I have secretly admired African men for a long time now
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:13:34 AM): now, how can Iget my picture to you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:13:34 AM): what about them
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:15:22 AM): i'm sorry Frank, but I have to work in the morning! I will have to leave soon
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:15:48 AM): how do I get my picture to you?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:16:25 AM): luk on top of ur chating page then u wil see where they wrote Actions,click it something wil come out then u wil see where they wrote Send A file then u wil also click dat then where u attached ur picture wil come out and u wil just put it
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:16:57 AM): I see actions, let me try it
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:17:07 AM): ok
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:19:45 AM): did you get it?
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:19:55 AM): I'm nedw here
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:20:20 AM): ok i am seeing it now but it hasnt open yet
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:20:21 AM): I paid to do that shoot
Complete PISSHEAD!(11/2/2009 2:21:17 AM): no my computer has slowed down
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:21:25 AM): I don't know why
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:21:33 AM): i got it and u look so lovely
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:21:51 AM): thank you frank, you're so sweet
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:22:07 AM): it might be connectino
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:22:18 AM): u are wecome
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:22:33 AM): pls can i have ur phone number
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:22:56 AM): did you get the first photo I sent?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:23:53 AM): i told u i didnt,if i did i wil tel u ok
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:24:01 AM): infact i wil lik u to also send ur picture to my email box
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:24:13 AM): I thought I did
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:24:21 AM): what did I do wrong?
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:24:38 AM): but i didnt get dat
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:25:02 AM): you want me to send my pic to youe email?
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:25:08 AM): your
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:25:23 AM): yes this is my email(<snipped>)
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:25:43 AM): Ok, let me try
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:26:06 AM): but pls first let me have ur phone number
Frannypoo (11/2/2009 2:26:28 AM): hello
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:26:45 AM): am trying to email you my pic
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:27:05 AM): I don't do this too often and I've been drinking as I said
frannypoo: (11/2/2009 2:27:11 AM): yes i kno dat but let me have ur phone number
frannypoo: (11/2/2009 2:27:37 AM): hello
frannypoo: (11/2/2009 2:28:02 AM): hellofrannypool (11/2/2009
frannypoo: n2:28:09 AM): are u stil there
Complete PISSHEAD! (11/2/2009 2:39:44 AM): are you there? did I do something wrong?

edited once for Sobriety (which is overrated btw) Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:05 am

He writes to Caitlyn. Seems religion isn't an issue, apparently being African might have been. Seems Frannypoo is in love with me. It took two emails this time, I'm hurt I'm losing my touch! I get this:

How are you today?I hope that you are fine.I got your message and must say that i am very very happy to hear back from you most especially after knowing that i am an African because i thought that knowing that then you will ran away but you didnt instead you now showed me that you are who you are and also know what you want in life at your age as a lady and i am very pleased with that.Baby i know that you have not been to Nigeria or Africa but i assure you that when it is time then you will come.I heard what you said about religion and i want to let you know that religion or no religion we are moving forward because to me i believe that nothing can stop us from living together forever as wife and husband then have our own kids and family.Baby it is not how far or close we are today that matters rather it is what we feel for each other i mean the love we have for each other,so i dont think there is any problem for us in building the relationship.Baby we are very free to do whatever we want to because you dont have any problem with me and your wishes will always be my command.I must tell you that i like your style,i mean for you working very hard for your own success not minding that your father is rich because that is also what i believe on,i dont care if my father,mother,brother or relative is whealthy then i will rely on that,no way instead i like to work hard for my own success.I am a full able man and also not lazy to rely on someones success.If you are not using yahoo then there is no problem about that because we can still be communicating through mails and also phone.Czech Republic is good but i didnt enter inside the city because i had problem with my visa at their airport so they deported me back to Nigeria before i travelled to Pakistan then live for 2 years there .I must confess now that i love you and also very ready to spend the rest of my life with you forever.Finally,please i want you to put religion issue aside in our relationship because it is not a problem and cant stop us even if you want me to join your own religion then fine i will do it just for to be happy because your happiness is my major concern.I am very happy to know that you want kids because i also want them,kids of our own because there is no time and even my mates already have their own families living together with their kids and wivies.This is my phone number <snipped>.Please my love i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and please take very good care of yourself for me only.
Yours Ever
Real name given

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:56 am

@ Jasper,

Yeah my friend has his email back, password changed and all that, the reply to addy is different though, it has a extra 's' in it.

And I love this, he logged outta chat, and THIS is his reason:

they took our electricity and dats why i just suddenly went offline.i am sorry.i told u to send ur phone number to me but u dont want to,why

Am gonna see about a phone number that won't work, THEN see if my friend will ring him and record him. And as I type, he's seen me and wants to talk. OOOPS Embarassed

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:41 am

So I very quickly type up the fake name generator and give a phone number it spits out. I tell him I'm on the phone (Which I was). I didn't give the international country code though, let's see if he can sort that one out Wink

I'm trying to organise a way of ringing him without him being able to trace the number back to real life, but using my volunteer work's facilities to record the call Smile

I have one friend keen on being Setsumi, hopefully another might be Caitlyn. I can't wait to see what he thinks of their Kiwi & German accents respectively

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:27 pm

And while Frannypoo tries to get through to Setsumi on the fake phone number, Caitlyn FINALLY gets back to him. Seems she's got a new Band to manage, , or S.C.A.M for short.

Over the next couple of weeks, I'll make a website for them, so I can use them again another time!

Hi Frank,

It's been a busy time at work, so my apologies for not writing sooner. We are in negotiations with SBS TV in Sydney for Tomono to do a cooking show based on her experiences as a chef (I mentioned she was a guest judge on Iron Chef didn't I???).

Plus the lead singer of one of the bands I publicise was involved with the police. Nothing too serious fortunately, he witnessed a road accident, but the report took hours. I doubt you've heard of them because they are new, so new that we haven't had time to start working on their Publicity yet, but they are headed for big things! So keep an eye out for their name: <band name snipped for google purposes>! I'm sorry! I'm writing to you like you are a radio station and not my boyfriend!

I love that you are here for me, and like me for who I am. I have made a note of your number and will call when the negotiations for Tomono are over. As I said things are extremely busy for me right now, and you are my only relief from work. I so look forward to your emails Frank, they make my day to be honest.

Caitlyn

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

I never gave fran a country code with my number. I told him when I call the US it is from inside it, not outside it, and I didn't need a country code for that. I made him figure it out. (and he did, too!)
Seems he threw a little tantrum because he wasn't getting his way and signed out on you. (they could have lost power, however, it's more likely he simply was mad because he wasn't getting his way. The little creep!) Evil or Very Mad

He never responded to my mail I sent. Evil or Very Mad

I didn't make it real nasty, more like filled with disbelief he would just play with me the whole time like that. (the one I sent was more what my character would say) I sent it to both emails and told him now he couldn't pretend he never got it. I think because he has chosen not to respond, I may write him again and tell him I knew he wouldn't have the balls to respond and give me an explanation! He's nothing but a scammer and he knows it and he was caught, there's nothing he can say. Then I will go tell him to go f#ck his farm animals or something Shocked

I was thinking about signing him up for some phone calls. He seems to LOVE talking on the phone, and I think he'd really appreciate it. Wink

Perhaps it will help him with his obsession....lol

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:19 pm

I have been spending the morning reading this I am only on page 4 and can't wait to read more excellent work! This is so funny, Great job bow_down

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:06 pm

This is a GREAT example of a bait getting a life of it's own. when I started it, I was thinking of just winding him up until I could get some friends to take shit with him in chat.

I got a safari instead

See if you can guess which one of us is complaining...

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:13 pm

am "chatting" to frank via webmessenger. He seems reluctant to write, lol

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:39 pm

Web Messenger chat transcript:

Frannypoo: yes i asked for ur number but u are just playing me
i just asked the question bcos u are behaving as if u are one of them

Me: I gave you my number what are you talking about? (I DID send him a number, even if it was fake. I just like the fact he's screwed up and is blaming me)

Frannypoo: yes dat is what i asked 4

Me: and I gave it to you
Are you too stupid to write it down???
geez, even my last boyfriend could do that

Frannypoo: just send it

Me: I did
didn't you get it?

Frannypoo: did wat
u didnt send anyting
ok if u did then resend it bcos i didnt get it
hello

Me: I sent you the phone number in this very chat room HOURS ago!!!

Frannypoo: wil it take u the whole year to just send ur phone number (I LOVE THAT, he's SO frustrated right here!)

Me: I told you at the time here is my number I'm on the phone right now talking to my mum
It'll take until you admit you got it and lost it
I do NOT loike being accused of lying
lik
like (Actual typos, for a change, I'm sober)

Frannypoo is Available

Me: and right now I'm not certain you deserve it

Frannypoo: UK,Australia and so on (Wha???)

ME: I don't like being accused of lying
UK, Australia and so on?

Frannypoo: ok fine then let me look for someone dat is real

Me: Frank, you accused me of lying I do not like that. I sent you my phone number hours ago and you seems to have forgotten that
say sorry and I'll resend it

Frannypoo: then wat is holding u now to send it again since i didnt get the one u sent

Me: what is holding me know is you called me a liar! Say sorry or we're through

Frannypoo: i didnt call u a liar,i only asked for ur number ok

Me: it's 2.17am here Frank. At 2.20am I have to go get some sleep
u didnt send anyting (Look familiar???) (I Love that, blackmail almost)

Frannypoo: so if u are real and serious about wat u are seeking then u send it to me now bcos i wil be off in the next minute

Me: u didnt send anyting
they are your words
just say sorry
and I will resend
it's 2.20
you have a minute

Frannypoo: u kno i had met wit many ladies dat are acting the way u are doing now and later they wil turn out to be cheaters but i didnt say dat u are one not until u prove urself to me (Sabrina anyone??? Smile

)

Me: Frank. you called me a liar. I don't care about other ladies I care about you calling me a liar
two words: I'm sorry
just say it and we're good

Frannypoo: my dear u are fake and also a scammer so fuck off.Bye

Me: Goodnight frank. Talk to me again when you are willing to apologise for calling me a liar

I may have blown it, but god that felt GOOD. He's SO paranoid now because of Sabrina, surely a real Vic wouldn't put up with his crap! That HAS to be worth it!

edit: to say Yaaaaaaaay my 1000th post! happy crowd

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