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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:28 pm

Pffft. Not even close to what I asked for. Evil or Very Mad

I'm game to keep trying:

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Famoh,

Thank you for sending the pictures so quickly. I showed them to my sister and she is now more nervous than ever. She is concerned that the pictures look very old, and one of them shows you with a hole in your pants. She is very uptight and keeps a very clean house. She makes us all take a bath two or three times a day to be sure there are no germs in the house. I told her that in spite of your unhygienic appearance, you are probably very clean, but she does not believe me. Can you send me a few pictures of you taking a shower or a bath so that she can see you know how to keep yourself clean? I think it will do a lot to put her mind at rest. She did say you were handsome, but the way.

Sincerely,

Major

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:14 pm

I would worry about that dirt between his nose and upper lip. Laughing

Wow, those are some old pictures. I'm waxing nostalgic. Ooh, waxing, now there's an idea for a lad picture Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:21 pm

Dr Luke 'phoned Famous to see if he has tracked Mr Gomer and his $20,000. (I've never posted an audio file before, so I hope this works):

LINKY

ETA: Be patient the audio doesn't start until 45 secs. Now lettuce pray..........

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:44 pm

^^^Oh writeon, you are a natural! I love that accent, whatever it is Laughing

Great job hiding that enchanting Belfast lilt.

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Bullshit! Bullshit! Get your ass down to Lagos!

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Ah'm a clinical psychologist, man!

Fam-pon is such a coward and idiot. Just how many strange people have called him demanding he make a photo with a sign?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:16 pm

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:17 pm

He really has trouble following simple instructions.

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hello Major thanks again for your email will i don't know what to say if you want to help me come to the USA good but it should not be in the hands of your sister i have try to show her love and care if she did not like my photos then that main that she don't want to see me maybe i may get kill along to line yes so in other hand you know hoe to get am out of the country and you know that let us not play any games i know the plan B let us go on with what we can do for the mind time okay i hope that you will understand it better then your sister okay God bless you i have one of my new pic attach to this mail okay

WTF?

Anyone have a tissue?

Edit: My reply:

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Famoh,

I don't normally share personal details with near strangers, but I feel I need to explain something to you. My parents were both killed in a car accident when I was 17. My sister was 10 at the time. I raised her from then on and I have never left her side. She is everything to me, and I will always do what I can to protect her and make sure she feels safe. I know her request seems unusual, but she has a weak constitution and a nervous heart. This small thing she asks for will put her mind at rest, and I expect you to do it. Under no circumstances will I bring you into my home unless you are able to make my sister feel totally comfortable about it.

Major

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:12 pm

I have that old picture. One of my characters "haunted" him with a photochop of dear old dad.

If he's inviting himself into your house, he had better explain why he sent you a photo of himself viewing porn on the computer.

Bit of a digression...I seem to have lost the links to his Adezcity "computer business." Does anyone have them?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:50 pm

@luckey, he has a bogey hanging from his right nostril. Shocked

Your sofa will need fumigated post Famous. Embarassed

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:15 pm

And just look at the filth on the bottom of the monitor. Eeew. Mad

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:25 pm

Famous is very eco-friendly....he's recycling old photographs.

Dr Luke, in the audio, asked him to send a photograph, to Wendy Burgers, holding a sign saying "I Love Wendy Burgers". Bohigal's predictions came true, he sent this:

http://members.419eater.com/~writeon/Photographs/bigboy.JPG

I think he needs an anaesthetic to get that shirt off!

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:18 pm

Dr Luke called Famous today and if you are bored here is the first 15 mins of my half hour chat with him:

[url] http://www.filedropper.com/recchoosealove23sep2009134240 [/url]

ETA:

After our tel. con. we had a "chat" on Skype, where he whinged for 45 mins. He did come off with a gem however:

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Famoh Enyim: let us forget about going to kill gomer or what ever okay i don't need that in my life i forgive beause the money we are talking about did not get to me and if the money is in my hands and gomer come to still it or kill me to get it then i will know what to do to him
[17:07:24] Famoh Enyim: but now i am not such about it so i don't want to put my hand in kill or blood okay
[17:07:58] Luke Wrighte: I am not asking you to kill him just to teach him a lesson.

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:53 am

bohigal said

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waxing, now there's an idea for a lad picture

I asked a lad to have the full body job, he was willing but no female is alowed to even braid a man's hair (so he said) SO a male waxer would have to be brought in from SA to do the job. Nigerian lad who wanted pain!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:38 am

The rotten two timer is sending love things (he lifted) to Nina... Your sister has competition Luckey! Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:05 pm

Old faithful comes through again...

These only cost me $300 Laughing

I guess he's clean enough to live in my house. Better start clearing out the garage. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:21 pm

Only the top half is proven to be clean. Don't you need to see that the bottom half has also received it's share of soap suds?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:04 pm

@luckey: omg famoh in the shower?!?! that brings tears to my eyes! in more ways than one Laughing

thank you thank you i needed a lift

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:35 pm

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Don't you need to see that the bottom half has also received it's share of soap suds?

Thank you for saying that Inspector Gadget, I didn't want to sound depraved. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:29 pm

That tickles mine inners.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:30 pm

he looks SO pissed off in that last one. great work Luckey!

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:50 pm

^^He's emailing me twice a day to see if I have the pictures. I'll have to remember to answer him. Very Happy

I think I'll tell him the pictures are fine and think of some productive things for him to do in preparation for coming to live with me.

For those of you interested in seeing his bottom half ( puke

), he has done nude pictures for the baiter who got him to pose upside down. I can probably make them available if you like, but you'll need to sign a waiver first. Very Happy