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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm

Forgive the internet speak, I couldn't fit the entire thing in the subject line.

Opening Letter wrote:

THE NAME OF ALLAH,THE
COMPASSIONATE,
THE MERCIFUL

Dear Brothers/Sisters in Islam,

As-salaam Aleikun Waramotullahi Tahala Wabarakatu, We the Muslim
student of Yaba
Polytechnic, Lagos Nigeria, solicit for fund from our beloved brothers and
sisters in Islam to build a befitting mosque in our institution. This
mosque is
urgently needed for two specific reasons.

1. Though the school is a small one, they are at least six Christian
churches and no
single mosque in the premises, so the Christians use this to intimidate
the Muslims
every single opportunity they get.

2. Nigeria is a Christian community consisting of about 65% Christian and
like 35%
Muslim, so we see this as a big challenge and we want this mosque to
spread Islam
the religion of peace.

Because we the Muslim student as been considered as the minority, the school
authority are making things worst. The Rector and his subordinate are all
Christians and so they have been turning deaf ears to our cries. After much
progress and boycotting of school activities, they could only provide a
land where
we can mount the mosque so it is left for us to seek for fund and build
our mosque.

So as true Muslims, we see this as a Jihad that is to help rise the
mosque for
ALLAH (S.W.T) in our noble but self center institution and the community.
‘Give
generously for the cause of God and do not with your own hands cast
yourselves unto
destruction. Be charitable; God loves the charitable’ (SURA 2:195) BAQARA
we are
crying out fisebilillahi, so we can have a mosque together, pray, bring our
brothers and sisters back to the right path and most importantly spread
the one and
only religion Islam. After consulting the builders, they have estimated
the cost to
be $47,500 United States (8,550,000 Naira). May Allah bless you as you
contribute
to spreading Islam in no small way.No amount is to small

‘…Fight for the cost of God, with your wealth and with your persons. This
will be
the best for you if you both knew it’ (SURA 9:41) AL-TAUBAH.

Please note: We would appreciate any, no matter how small or how big.
‘Those that do
God works shall have a good reward and more blessings’… (SURA 10:26).

Whoever is interested in investing in ALLAH (S.W.T) work can do so by
contacting the
Amir of the Muslim student; Ahmed Bello xxxxxx, No one
does
business with ALLAH (S.W.T) and runs at lost.

And if u don’t want to be known and u want to just contribute to this
noble course,
u can just help buy contributing what u can to build this mosque. You can
ask for
the information to send your contribution to help build the mosque and other

May Allah bless you and your family.

Students
Yaba Polytechnic
Lagos, Nigeria

Most bizarre delay excuse ever.

Ahmed wrote:

Dear Sir,
On behalf of islamic student union i wish to ask you how are you and your family.We are very sorry for the delay to respond to your email.Our members who was suppose to write the testimony went for an execution to our neighboring country.Niger Republic,they just came back today.The testimony will be sent to you latest by Saturday.

Thanks and may Allah bless you and your family.

Ahmed

Here comes the best part.

Osama Jr wrote:

Dear Sir,

My name are Rahman Idehen Student Yaba polytechnic an Islamic union member.I am happy to be of service in sharing testimonies of Allah.In 2000,well before I gained admission here,I was part of the massive religious war in south Kano.All we knew then was that the more people we kill the greater our reward in paradise.so we struggled to beat each other in the struggle to wage what we felt was the holy war.

Education and being part of religious activities in this campus has taught me that my earlier teachings were done by illiterate fanatics who had personal motives.today,I am seen mingling with my christian brothers,and having healthy arguments.Beneficent Allah demands that we propagate peace here,and we shall do it.Education(genuine re-education) is of the essence.

Thanks and may Allah reward you.

Rahman Idehen
Engineering Department
Yaba Polytechnic.
Lagos,Nigeria

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What the hell is going on? I know it's some sort of scam because they want money and it arrived in my catcher account. Neutral

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:20 pm

Who's he declared a jihad on now :S, last i checked, there weren't any crusades on :S

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 pm

I'm not implying they're terrorists. All I'm saying is that this is a piss-poor way to gain sympathy. Don't you agree?

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:03 pm

The poor lad is just trying to get his 72 raisins.

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:33 pm

Jihad doesn't necessarily mean waging actual war.

From Wikipedia:

Quote:

In Arabic, the word jihād is a noun meaning "struggle." Jihad appears frequently in the Qur'an and common usage as the idiomatic expression "striving in the way of Allah (al-jihad fi sabil Allah)".

Quote:

Jihad requires Muslims to "struggle in the way of God" or "to struggle to improve one's self and/or society." Jihad is directed against Satan's inducements, aspects of one's own self, or against a visible enemy. The four major categories of jihad that are recognized are Jihad against one's self (Jihad al-Nafs), Jihad of the tongue (Jihad al-lisan), Jihad of the hand (Jihad al-yad), and Jihad of the sword (Jihad as-sayf)

Quote:

The term "Jihad" used without any qualifiers is generally understood in the West to be referring to holy war on behalf of Islam. In broader usage and interpretation, the term has accrued both violent and non-violent meanings. It can simply mean striving to live a moral and virtuous life, spreading and defending Islam as well as fighting injustice and oppression, among other things. The relative importance of these two forms of jihad is a matter of controversy.

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm

^^ Indeed, that's why I didn't post after the opening letter. The ambiguity diminished, however, as time went on.

Nap: Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:11 am

But he has changed!

Quote:

today,I am seen mingling with my christian brothers,and having healthy arguments.Beneficent Allah demands that we propagate peace here,and we shall do it.

So maybe you need to support him, so that peace will reign?

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:21 am

Branwen wrote:

But he has changed!

Quote:

today,I am seen mingling with my christian brothers,and having healthy arguments.Beneficent Allah demands that we propagate peace here,and we shall do it.

So maybe you need to support him, so that peas will reign?

Fixed your typo Wink

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