Safari Hat-Trick ("i have heart attack now")

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419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

11:18 AM wrote:

ok this is your brother picture. we give you from now till next tomorrow if you dont pay us the money you will lose your brother.
so get back to us now so that we can give address. dont jork with us okay.

Oh shit. Your lad has been kidnapped by Coach Z.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:28 pm

Nick have you been jorking again? you know it brings you out in hives

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:30 pm

^^ Not my fault the brothels are closed this week.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:26 pm

I think my multiple safaris have made my lad insane.

Alex wrote:

Ok, if that is what you want i will ask him to open his email address.
so that i can get more pictur from him.
Your brother is alive, but am sorry one of our member really deal with him today, so he is very weak, he can talk any more.
Ha Ha ha ha ha ha do you do what that mean?
It mean if you dont pay in the money in two days time you will lose him and God will ask you where is your brother.

Ha ha ha ha ha, ok let me see if he can be able to talk to us then i can get more pictures from him.

Bye

Alex wrote:

Ha ha ha ha, oh I mercy for your brother, he can talk to us.

He told us that the picture is the only pictures he has, he has not taken a new one yet.
so we have given him our computer to write you now so that you will know that he is still alive.

Your brother is still alive ok, if only you will do what we ask you to do from now till next tomorrow. so he will be writting you now.

Ha ha ha ha.
Bye

Mikey wrote:

Brother I am still alive, they are planning to kill me so that they can use me for their sacrifice.

Brother one of them deal with me today, I can not eat I can not talk. they came to ask me of my picture so I gave them the one I sent to you last time.

Brother I will die, May Good Lord set me free, iam woundering what may have happen to my father now.

Brother they gave me two days if you don’t pay them the money.

Brother please save me life.

Your truly brother Mich@el

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:56 pm

Great safari baiting Nick, it's no mean feat getting the same mugu to safari three times...... beers!

He is a laddie to cherish...... Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:08 pm

^^ From the Safari Master himself, no less. Thanks. beers!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:25 am

Way to go, Nick!

clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:57 am

Get the gory details of the sacrificial ritual they are planning. Maybe that might convince you to send the kidnappers the money. Smile

Super job, Nick. This lad is almost self-baiting now. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:12 am

Corona: Thanks. beers!

SlapHappy wrote:

Maybe that might convince you to send the kidnappers the money. Smile

I'm still waiting on those photos. Shocked

But then, I suppose the idiot has to take them first.

SlapHappy wrote:

This lad is almost self-baiting now. Laughing

He has a history of doing that. His first safari was totally self-inflicted. All I had to do was "mention" I was travelling to Lagos, and he did all of the rest. Desperate much. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:40 pm

Yep, this is going nowhere.

Laziest Lad Ever wrote:

Dear are you jorking with us?
do you really know what you are doing?
please keep your money with you, we dont need it any more okay.
all we need now is the soul and Blood of your brother for our sacrifice.

Ha ha ha ha

I wish he'd at least lay off the helium.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:11 pm

I think I hurt his feelings in my last e-mail.

Sweating Lad wrote:

Hey stop talking to me like that.
do you want me to come and kidap you of there?
your brother told everything and i got the address of the hotel i hope u know that.

Ha ha ha ha you will lose your brother life, you think we are playing here.
if you see him now you will cry.

we will kill him after that we will send you his dead head and body.
Ha ha ha

you are dont a carring brother, you dont even love your brother.if you do why dont you get him out of our hand.

Ha ha ha a brother in deed.

EDIT: On the bright side, it looks like Mikey believes the false address I gave him in Ibadan exists.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:50 pm

I think he got bored before I did.

Alex wrote:

yes we are here with your brother,he has just email you too.

i promise you i will send you his dead head.

Mikey wrote:

OH JESUS CHRIST? BROTHER DO YOU WANT THIS MEN TO KILL ME?
ONE OF THEM CAME TO TELL ME THAT YOU DONT WANT TO PAY THEM THIRE MONEY,THEY ASK ME TO COME AND WRITE YOU.
BROTHER THEY WILL KILL ME, BROTHER PLEASE SAVE ME MY LIFE.
I WILL PAY YOU BACK THE MONEY, PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH GOD.

THEY GAVE ME TWO WORKING DAYS.
BROTHER HELP ME

Alex wrote:

Ok if that is waht you want i will ltake him picture.

dont jork with me i tell you the truth, you will lose him if you try to play wise on us.

be careful with us. BE WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I crack a smile everytime I read the word "jork". I haven't the heart to correct him.

EDIT:

Defeated Alex wrote:

ok we will take him a photo tomorrow or today night.

BE WARN THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:19 pm

I wonder if you told them that the ransom money is available if they get it from your contact in City X, would they travel. Of course the person with the money can't travel (crippling condition, work issues, etc) so they must go to get the ransom money.

Nice baiting! You found a keeper.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:30 pm

^^ That too will come. I'm still shooting for the fourth pith helmet. But first, I'll take the photos.

In the meantime, Alex wants to make small talk.

Alex wrote:

Why are you calling me asshole?
what is the meaning of that?

Alex wrote:

ok if we send you the picture without our money you regret it.

dont worry we will prove to you that your brother is here with us.

Alex wrote:

ok we will know who is a asshole at the end.
i promise you that.

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

I just about lose it laughing every time I see a form of the phrase "don't jork with me". I just think of Coach Z turning violent.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:22 pm

^^ Mikey must watch a lot of internet cartoons.

He's also really beginning to piss me off.

Tard finally wrote:

How are you doing this morning?

Tomorrow will be your lastday,so hurry up.

Yesterday night your brother see hell, we deal with him alot.
your brother call a friend from Lome-Togo yesterday, and the promise to pay us USD$100 today. can you see he is nice? what about you?

we need our balance of 4000$ today or tomorrow.
so hurry up so that we let him go.
yes your brother has given us one of his pictur,so take a look at it.

get back to us now,
so that we can give you account on how you will send it

He attaches another familiar picture. A hard slap followed by a "don't contact me again" followed.

For someone who likes travelling so much, I'm surprised he's so lazy when it comes to photos. Neutral

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:17 pm

It looks like he will spend another weekend away from home, broke. No party for that dude. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:41 pm

^^ He's in Lome right now, but I'll see if I can encourage him to pick up his tourist hat again.

He's still being quite stubborn about the photos, though.

Alex wrote:

Ok if that is what u thingk why have you dont hear from your brother all this time.
why dont you call his phone line in Lome-Togo.

Ha ha ha ha ha

tomorrow is the last day

Since I'm getting bored of his insolence, I've gone into abuse mode. Here's my last response.

Sands wrote:

I haven't heard from him all this time because you've hacked into his e-mail account you stupid shits.

My God! You must be the dumbest motherfucker I've ever been in contact with!

If you aren't going to send photos, then FUCK OFF!

Too much?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:23 pm

Nah, this guy stalls too much, even for a lad. Nice slap! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:05 pm

^^ He does stall too much. And now he's doing it again. AAARGH!

Stallad wrote:

Good morning to you Mr.David,

how are you doing?
Yes we have taken your brother pic yesterday night, so we will sendit to you tomorrow.
I promise you if you dont do what we ask you to do we wiwill kill him.
today was the last day we give to you, but because of your brother friend in Lome-Togo we have exstended more two days.
so get ready to free your brother here now.

Bye

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:23 pm

Before today, I had a small degree of sympathy for Mikey. Mostly because he's young, immature and stupid (oh so stupid).

Today, however, he has done something which I depsise very much, and that is desecrate the dead. He sent an e-mail, for the purpose of proving to me what vicious killers they are, with a couple of photos which, from what I can surmise, are of victims to a natural disaster, most likely the tsunami that shook South Asia a few years ago. A child's picture is included. Mad

The playful element is gone from this particular bait. Now I'm after blood. Evil or Very Mad

Here's the letter. Out of respect, I'll not include the photos.

Quote:

Good morning Mr David.

How are you? hope fine.

yes we have take your brother picture but it is not yet out.
may be today or tomorrow you get it.

we want you to take a look at this dead bodies pictures, They are the peopel we have kill.
so if you dont do what we ask you to do your brother will be among them very sooon.
We just want to inform you that your brother is half dead now.

We call his parent yesterday and we hard that he is in hospital for the past five days now.

bye

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:45 pm

Sounds like this lad needs to be ganged up on... among other things.

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:52 pm

Forgive the paranecro. I haven't been updating for the past few days since the e-mails were basically:

"I'll send the photos"
"So send the photos."
"I'll send the photos"
"So send the photos."
"Okay I'll send the photos."
"So send them"
"I'll send them"
...ad nauseam.

Suffice it to say, I just stopped replying to him. He tried bugging me into replying, but I knew better.

In any case, he seems to have given up the ruse.

Mikey wrote:

Brother good morning to you, how are you doing.

Brother Glory be to God almighty that have save my life from the hand og kidnapers.
Brother I pass through hell in the hand of this evil men,if not for God i could have been a dead man by now.
my friend pay them USD$3500.00 on friday night.

Brother iam in Victory hospital in lagos take treament.

This people cut off two of my fingers away, i have heart attack now.

Brother i will not longer be using this email againg, I have to block it now, so you will use this email to contact me.
[censored]

Thanks for all your effort and kindness,
iam veyr greatful.

Yours brother Mich@el

Well, on the bright side, he's setting himself up for another safari since his IP resolves to Togo whereas I'd be more than willing to visit him in Lagos.

Oh, and in case anyone's wondering why he's shutting down his old e-mail address, it's because I made a habit of sending out mass insults and putting that as the reply address. I also sent his phone number along. Laughing

Poor bastard.

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