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Kokomeister
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:49 am |
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So my recent baiting character Ms. K4rl4 W0lff is a German character I got from the language learning game "Who is 0sc4r L4k3?" (I put the name in l33t because I'm using said character as one of my side characters).
Here was my email:
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Dear B3n M4rk,
Thanks für your explanations, they are very helpful. Also please excuse my bad English as I am not so good at it. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Perhaps? If not I will try my best tu help you. Understood, the only people who will be informed at my 2 trustworthy co-workers, Oscar Lake and M0n1k4 H3ss. They will contakt you later though. Don't worry about them now. Anyway,
Here is the Information that you asked for:
Name: Fr4u K4rl4 W0lff
Adresse: 3243 d3r St4dt am Pl4tz 024H
Berlin, Deustchland
Job handel: Die L4ke G3s3llsch4ft Manager
Privatnummer: Ich habe kein telefonnummer, entschuldigen Sie bitte! (Aber schick mir 0nly E-mail bitte!)
Mit Freudlichen Grüßen
K4rl4 W0lff |
Here was his:
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Beste Fr4u K4rl4 W0lff
Hoe vandaag doet u? Ik ontving uw post met de vereiste informatie betreffende de succesvolle levering van de verzending aan uw aangewezen huisadres in uw Huis. Ik door:sturen de informatie aan de Diplomaat en het contante geld zal zorgvuldig verpakt worden als uw persoonlijk effect en aan hen overhandigd. Laat eerlijk me aan u zijn, is er geen manier u niet vraagt om geld zo hebt dit op uw mening omdat ik hier ook het behandelen van zo vele lasten heb, de lasten zult zijn u kunt zijn vraagt om te komen omhoog met niet zult zijn veel, zal het slechts weinig hoeveelheid geld zijn. Ik bied niet kostenloos u dit % aan maar omdat ik het weet gaat u sommige lasten op uw eind regelen, mist niet begrijpend me. Gelieve te merken op dat allen het neemt om de goederen te ontvangen uw strikte naleving van de bepaalde instructies en de richtlijnen is. Ik vertrouw op en geloof zodat veel in u betreffende de succesvolle conclusie van deze transactie en om het even wat u doet want me als demonstratie van uw liefde voor onze grote natie zou moeten worden gezien. U zou voor de Diplomaat zeer verwachtend en moeten aandacht hebben wanneer hij u richting op zijn aankomst aan uw land vraagt. US$5M zal aan hen worden overhandigd en elk ander geld op me zal worden gebruikt om de uitgaven te compenseren aangezien het strikt belemmerd voor ons is om om het even welk geld te houden. Ik heb zodat veel vertrouwen en vertrouwen in u en ik hoop u genoeg gelovig zult zijn om mijn aandeel te houden zoals beloofd tot mijn terugkeer. VERTROUWELIJKHEID: Merk op dat de Diplomaat niet zich bewust van de inhoud van de doos is. Gelieve te vertellen hem niet dat de dozen geld bevatten. Laat hem enkel het weten zij zijn persoonlijke gevolgen die tot u behoren. Mijn vertrouwen en vertrouwen in u zouden niet moeten worden verraden. Ik heb een partij op de lijn hier gezet en de God zal ons door zien. Ik moet aan mijn plicht nu terugkeren. Vastgemaakt worden de beelden van deel van mijn bataljon toen het geld en me die werd ontdekt toen ik vlak vóór de oorlog werd bevorderd wordt verfraaid. Gelieve te houden altijd me bij de elke ontwikkeling gepost. Wij mogen niet ons alleen bewegen om vraag buiten de basis te maken en het zal voor me om met u op telefoon zeer gewaagd zijn te spreken anders ik u zou geroepen hebben. Hoop om van u na tomorrow' te horen; s parade vóór de primaire plichtsroutine.
Oprecht,
Sgt. M4rk B3n |
A big fan of the babelfish online fail translator I see!
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Caligula
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:27 am |
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The 'Sprechen Sie Deutsch' might have confused him. I bet he lust looked down the list, saw 'Dutch' and thought it was the same. You can't really blame him for that, it's an easy mistake. |
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Julian Sark
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:41 pm |
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If he would use such a text in a real scam he could easily loose the victim. His (online-translator)Dutch is terrible I wonder if the lad cannot think himself that using a free translator is a bad idea. |
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Caligula
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:19 pm |
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the vampire
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:37 pm |
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^^ That will be Dutch with a Gent accent? |
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Jonas Parker
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:26 pm |
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According to my wife, who lived in the Netherlands and speaks Dutch fluently, whomever wrote this letter is fluent in Dutch. |
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Caligula
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:34 pm |
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^ as fluent as a glacier, perhaps Dutch being my native tongue, I can tell it is VERY obvious it is translated online, and not from someone that speaks the language.
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Diablo
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:55 pm |
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most of the time when they use a translator to translate to dutch, is when you speak dutch or know the language, its almost like the talk backwards
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Hoe vandaag doet u? |
means, How are you today
but the translation make it
"How today do you" |
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manbiteslion
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:08 pm |
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Dutch
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:49 pm |
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re-act
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:47 am |
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Jonas Parker wrote: |
According to my wife, who lived in the Netherlands and speaks Dutch fluently, whomever wrote this letter is fluent in Dutch. |
That is no way good dutch. Not from my side of the border, and neither from the other side of the only both-side-dutch speaking border in the world
Oh, and if you need a lawyer, banker ... who's dutch speaking, I have all that in stock and up to date |
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Jonas Parker
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:07 pm |
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I guess the folks from Friesland don' spek the language too well... And, no, I'm not brave enough to tell my wife that... |
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Master of Puppets
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Ohhh... the opportunities for misunderstandings..
I especially like the bit where he has written 'sincerely' which is translated literally to something that you would never use in a dutch letter.. It's also seriously unreadable to any Dutch person not wishing to get a serious headache.
As a bonus, to any Dutch person who doesn't know English the letter will be even harder to read as they won't be able to deduce what the letter said before it was translated. |
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Caligula
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:03 pm |
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Ohhhhh she's from Friesland originally? That explains alot. Fries is a language on its own, really. If you didn't grow up there, you'll never be able to understand that gibberish they call dutch Okay then, let's say that this mail is very badly composed for about 95% of all dutch-speaking people |
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manbiteslion
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:16 pm |
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