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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:14 am

Silver says

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Frank I am sure a man of your standing could get new photos so easily, anf if you cared you would understand how I feel.

Silver is very sad

Frank has to make her happy

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How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and i am very happy to read from you again.Baby i understand you and know how you feel but its just that i dont have enough chance to do it because of my business but i promise you that on this coming sunday then i will take the picture and latest the following day been monday,you will get it.Please i dont want you to feel bad but just to excercise a little patient till that monday.I hope that you will do it for me.Please i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and take good care of yourself for me.
Yours Ever
Frank

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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:11 am

Almost oven ready Laughing

Too funny.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:23 am

Seeing Devil Woman's red text makes me decide to pile it on a bit. I also suggest that mean bastard of a husband Nick Nolte is contesting the sale:

Dear Frank,

I am not happy. After your suggesting to me there is a problem with my laptop, I took it to Sydney and got a Computer company there to look at it since you keep suggesting that there is nothing wrong with your computer. It cost me well over $200 to get someone to look at it only to have them tell me that there is nothing wrong with it. I also asked if I'd attached the picture incorrectly and the IT specialist assures me I had done it correctly, since Sabrina was able to see the picture perfectly.

Frank this picture thing has made me very upset. Please have your machine looked at, check the attachment I sent you recently, since Sabrina got it to work perfectly as I don't want anything to interfere with the pictures you are going to send me soon (hopefully in the next few days). As I said I also spent a lot of money getting those pictures for you to look at, so I don't want to "just forget it". How would you feel if I asked you to "just forget" $1100 you spent on me?

I have also found out there still some time before the paperwork goes through on the sale of the farm, and my husband Nick has decided he is going to contest the sale and that he feels he should be getting the money and not me. I had planned on using some of the money on a trip to Senegal to visit you, but if Nick gets that Money I'll have nowhere to live and certainly won't be able to afford a holiday if Nick gets my money.

My dear frank, after all I have done to get this picture to you, surely if you love me as I love you you'll get this problem seen to. I would be devastated if for some reason I was in your shoes and couldn't open your new pictures you'll be sending soon.

I live in hope,

Kathrin

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:10 pm

Cage rattler from the stolen smuts file.

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Yes Frank I am full of passion for you I read your email and it made me incredibly horny. I can't wait to see you "in the flesh" so to speak. You must send me a pic of yourself naked for me to masturbate over and I will come so hard at the thought of you entering my naked body. If you are the man you say you are, I will moan uncontrollably as you pound me and make me orgasm over and over again.

Your own Delilah

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:11 pm

Cage rattler from the stolen smuts file.

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Yes Frank I am full of passion for you I read your email and it made me incredibly horny. I can't wait to see you "in the flesh" so to speak. You must send me a pic of yourself naked for me to masturbate over and I will come so hard at the thought of you entering my naked body. If you are the man you say you are, I will moan uncontrollably as you pound me and make me orgasm over and over again.

Your own Delilah

Such a good line I might have to 'spread it to all my lads.
Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:28 pm

Gonna have to pay more attention to the smut file Embarassed

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:07 pm

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Gonna have to pay more attention to the smut file

A fellow baiter showed me a site with lots of saucy pictures to excite the lads.

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

I'll be interested to see how he responds to you being so forward and open to him about how you feel Shocked

I haven't talked to him since the last chat I posted up. Been having some issues with my network. Wink

(hey, they always use that excuse, so I should think he should understand how it is!) I told him in the last chat I really wanted to call him and hear his sexy voice, so I'd try to get a calling card so I could call him this week. He said he'd love that. I did ring him several hours ago. I don't have an audio, as I used a disposable cell to do it. I really couldn't understand him hardly. I think he may have been sleeping. To be honest, I really don't think he knew who he was talking to. Evil or Very Mad

I should have interrogated him and asked him if he knew who he was talking to. He did that to me before when he called from a number different than the one he gave me, then he hung up on me when I couldn't tell him it was him! Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:28 am

Delilah gets a response

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How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and must say that i am not myself again after going through it because you made me feel high.I hear all you said and i want to assure you that you can always count on me on that because i am very strong and sexual active and will always give it to you whenever you want,the way and any style you want it when we will be together.Have any man ever lick your whole body and virgina before then romance your body for an hour before having you?Please baby i heard what you said about you been passionate but i just want you to relax till we meet because i dont like talking too much instead believe in practical.Please i dont have any nake picture to send to you as of now but all i wll tell you is just to cool down till we finally meet.I will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and take good care of yourself for me only.
Yours Ever
Frank

@ Jasper is his accent that thick? If a guy gets smutting I wanna be able to hear the words!

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Please i dont have any nake picture to send to you

Almost a sig line1 Laughing

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I really don't think he knew who he was talking to.

IF he could keep track of 'all his women' now that would be surprising! Laughing

We aim to please.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:34 am

Silver gets the same email!!

Frank does love licking virginas, time I think to bring out DW

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:49 am

Delilah gets her gloves off and sends him a nude male shot.

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If you do not send me a picture to excite me I shall cry. Kurt sent me his and he lasted nearly 6 weeks.

From what you say you can do better, so don't be shy if you love me you will want to keep me happy until we meat for real.

Delilah

Spelling was no mistake

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:59 am

Silver goes a bit further.

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Oh Frank no man has every done that to me, but I have tied a man up and spanked him because he wanted me to, it always made him super hard.

Silver wants Frank sooooooooo much

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:02 pm

Delilah is not going to be pleased.

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How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your message but please i dont want you to cry for anything because i dont have the picture you requested for now and i do hope that you will understand me.I just want you to also be happy till we meet each other and please do forgive me about that because i dont take that kind of picture instead on monday then you will get my current picture as i told you before.Please do bear with me but always bear in mind that i love you.Thanks and God always be with you.Take good care of yourself for me.
Yours Ever
Frank

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

His accent really isn't too bad. I didn't think so anyway. I got an offline message thanking me for calling. He's SO happy I did. I wonder how long it took him to figure out it was me?

He's been promising me those new pics for some time now.....I still haven't gotten them, either Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:30 am

He's determined to ditch the picture issue, latching onto a vague idea I was going to Senegal (yeah riiiigggghhht). Highlighted bold bit is mine. With luck and a bit of help I may get my first Safari (that would be SO cool). Cool

How are you today.I hope that you are good.I dont know why you will not be happy .I knew how you feel about the picture,all the money you spent to take it but you shouldnt allow that to be a burden or make you unhappy no matter what because we are still together and its me in person you want not my picture.I mean we should be very careful about this picture issue because by now you suppose to be telling me how and when you will be coming to Senegal so that we will move everything as fast as we can.There is no time because i am running i am running out of patient.I want us to start our family as soon as possible because i want to see our children and family grow.I will try to consult someone about the picture issue to see if it will open and i will send my picture to you on monday but not my nake one.I do hope that you will understand all i had said and take things easy.Please i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and please take good care of yourself for me only.I love you.
Yours Ever
Frank

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:34 am

He writes Sabrina as well (I'm guessing 'cos he knows he has to keep her on side), but tries to slap her for the slang, I'm guessing he JUST worked out that frannypoo means I'm calling him a girl:

How are you.I hope fine.So you didnt believe that i didnt see that picture anyway i will not blame you because it might be hard for someone to believe it.I will send your aunt my picture on monday but not my nake (Nake... That is SO Rugrats, I love that cartoon)one.I mean the one i said that i will send.Please Sabrina just take it easy with me because i dont like all those slangs you are using for me.If i should say mine now then it will be offensive to you so i think its better you cutail it.Thanks and take good care of yourself.

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:54 am

So Kathrin writes back. Bits in bold are my comments:

My dearest Frank,

I know you're impatient, but there things that have to be worked out before I can come to Senegal. For example who gets the proceeds of the sale of the farm, myself or my soon to be ex husband Nick, who is contesting the sale. I also have to consider things in the longer term, am I emigrating to Senegal or are you emigrating to Australia I'm hoping he'll meet me at the "Airport", which of course will mean travelling vast amounts of distance. Plus I have to consider the needs of my terminally ill sister Helena, who is also Sabrina's mother. Doctors aren't certain how long she has to live, but they say it is weeks rather than months. An Infected Madagascar is 100% fatal (I just HAD to re-introduce the fatal disease, made me laugh SO much when I first found it online), with no cure. At five years Helena has lasted five times longer than most, but it is only a matter of time before she passes away.

Please be patient Frank, we will be together, and hopefully with enough money to party! For you I will wear my skimpiest of bikinis at one of your wonderful beaches there in Senegal before dragging you into the water and stripping you naked and making love in the Ocean waves of Africa. That sounds soooo wonderful. Footnote: Senegal is a fairly conservative Muslim Country, (So NO bikini for Kathrin) let's see if he mentions that in his reply...

Yours in Poppers,

Kathrin

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:11 am

Sabrina writes back. she wants to know what Frannypoo could come up with that would offend her. She sends this:

Fran,

Let's be Frank here. You KNOW I swear like a trooper. In fact Ivan loving refers to me as a "Slack Mole" and I call him a "Hairy ****" (A rude word that starts with a C. It's usage here is VERY Bogan Australian). What do you think will offend me so much? Hit me with it, I wanna know.

I'm curious tell me what you'd call me if I don't stop. If it offends me, I'll stop calling you Frannypoo, if it doesn't I'll find something FAR MORE OFFENSIVE to call you

Sabrina

PS: Aunt Kathrin has promised to show me your new pic. Hope it's as good as the naked shots she sent you

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:39 am

Decided to sort out the financial issues, 'cos I want this piece of crap to travel a bit, by killing off Sabrina's Mother (Again). I'm doing it slowly, so she'll cark it while I'm at school tomorrow. She does come in SO handy, sabrina sends this:

Frank,

Just a heads up. My mum Helena has had complications from her disease, and is about to undergo Cranial-Rectal Inversion therapy Just HAD to re-use it. It's a very delicate and extremely dangerous operation that often takes up to 18 hours. Kathrin's left for Sydney to be with her sister I'm off to Hospital now.

I wouldn't normally bother you with this, but Kathrin's worried about how long she'll be offline, and BEGGED me to send you this email. I'm out of here. Catch ya

Sabrina

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Oh!!! I have to tell you...

He is NOT going in that water with you!!! No way, No how. Nope! He's already asked me if I can swim. I said yes, very well. He did tell me once he can't swim, if I remember correctly. But not long ago he informed me that I should NEVER go in deep water (the ocean).....And here you have it...

Frank: do u kno how to swim
me : yes
Frank : ok but not inside big water
me : yes, I can swim inside big water
Frank : no i dont like it
me: why not?
me: I usually just swim in pools
Frank: so dat u wil not got drown
me: i understand
me: swimming in the ocean can be dangerous
me: even lakes, because they have an undertow
Frank: yes
Frank: u kno inside those water there is a kind of spirit
me: no, i didn't know that
Frank: so if one is not careful then they wil take dat person
Frank: so u dont kno about it
Frank: even all those beaches u are seeing
Frank: they are also dangerous
me: i'm listening
Frank: and dats why i dont near them
Frank: i might go to the beach but cant near the wter
me: ok
me: what about swimming pools?
Frank: yes dats the only safe place to swim but apart from dat pls tink twice
me: ok
me: I am an excellent swimmer, though
Frank: i kno dat u people over there wont b aware of it
me: no, people always go to beaches, and swim in the oceans and lakes here
Frank: even if u are excellent swimmer or not,just hear what i have just said now
me: i did, and i will always remember it
Frank: the problem about dat is not whether u kno how to swim or not
me: ok
Frank: so just b very careful
me: i will
Frank: dats gud

He's also given me the what for about using "slang", a couple times actually. But the last time, he ended up asking me to teach him "slang"... it was right after I told him to stop trying to be a smart ass... Laughing

He asked me what is a smart ass. He didn't know. So probably all Sabrina's "slang" is really confusing him! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:12 am

In THAT case, I can't wait for the reply. And I PROMISE Sabrina will up the slang factor. I might even get some Kiwi slang just for the hell of it off of a friend who's from New Zealand. Hopefully that'll confuse him even more, particularly if we decide to use her as Sabrina like we'd planned in chat.

Anything for a our Forum buddies (That annoys the living shit out of our scammers) Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:16 am

@ Jasper

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Frank: u kno inside those water there is a kind of spirit

Oh yes that could be useful, mayhap mermaids would spook him too? Imagination runs but good!

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:13 am

it's certainly useful info... ANYTHING that freaks the shit out of him is alright by me

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:32 am

The sister carks it. since Jasper so kindly pointed out he gets confused by "Slang" I raid a website dedicated to $cientology terminology and inflict as much of Hubbard's crapola as I can

My dear Frank,

I am sorry to do this, but I have to inform you Sabrina's mother and my sister Helena has died from Compilations arising from the surgery two hours into the operation. We always knew that this was a dangerous procedure, as the surgery has only been performed successfully in a few cases here in Australia, mostly involving highly specialist Neurosurgeons. But Helena's health was rapidly deteriorating, and the procedure was the only was to extend her life.

However, we were always concerned that the ligatures connecting the cranium and the enstoolement cavity would be rejected by her antibodies and this has turned out to be the case.

I am in Sydney as I type, writing to you from Sabrina's iPhone. We're all very distraught as you can imagine, even though we have known for years that this day would come. Helena has been interred at a Funeral home in the Suburb of Pyrmont, where we can prepare for Helena's affinity-reality-communication triangle, a process heavily tied in with her religious beliefs. It is a long drawn out affair, which to be honest as a non practionioner of her religion, I must admit I find that the procedure is somewhat boring. I will of course attend the Funeral, where the process will be performed in full.

The thought that you are with me at least in spirit comforts me so much in these enturbulating times. I must go soon my darling, as we have to start funeral plans in the morning. Sabrina is beside herself in grief, and I have spent much time consoling her. I will probably consider moving to Sydney for awhile after the funeral to be with my darling niece. She is the only family I have left here in Australia and I want to do everything in power to be here for her.

The thought of you and your hot new pictures are the main thing that is keeping me going and I thank you so much for your understanding.

Yours in Poppers,

Kathrin

Let's see what he makes of that!!!

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:05 am

I get this from the franmeister, and his "pic", which of course is yet another thumbnail stolen from the net:

How are you today.I hope that you are very fine.I got your mail today i must say that i felt very sad and sorry hearing that bad news about your sister(Sabrinas mother).Its very very unfortunate that she passed away that so early but you have to take heart.Please accept my sympathy and may her gentle soul rest in perfect peace,Amen until we all meet at the last day of judgement.Please Baby i know that its very very painful losing someone so dearly to you talkless of your own sister but i just want you to be strong and put yourself together because you know that you are the only one Sabrina have now and you are also the only one that can console her now.I have heard all you said and i am promising you that i will always be there with you.You dont have to be afraid of anything because you know that my heart will always go with you and also give you strenght to overcome anything.Please my love just take things easy and know that soon then it will be over.Thanks and please take good care of yourself for me only.Attached is my new picture i told you about.I love you.
Yours Ever
Frank Okwudili Okafor

Booooring!!!!!

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