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RayAdverb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:43 pm |
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Like your own season of the Joe Schmo Show, or Bowfinger, or The Truman Show. I feel like I'm writing a show in which all the supporting characters know it's fake, but the star doesn't. |
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IrwinFletcher
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 192
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Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:47 pm |
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Yep. And it's addictive isn't it? Today at work I invented a fake employee and actually had a superior trying to figure out who she was  |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:11 am |
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Reality show? That's an interesting take.
For me, this is like going to a comedy club. I don't go them in RL though.
I don't need to, not with my lads. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:44 am |
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My baits are so trashy, they could almost be soap operas! Freinds have suggested I turn them into a Movie. I suggested the title:"You've got mail, it's NOT spam!!!" |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:56 pm |
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Yeah, you are right, Ray.  The hardest part is trying to get the lads to remember their lines, but sometimes they come up with even funnier stuff than you wrote for them. When you find a lad like that, let him express his creativity and give him some room to breathe. Go with the flow, and be flexible. Help him out! Then, you have a real star pet. 
Baiting and reading other's baits is better than any TV show out there.  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:37 pm |
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blacksheep
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 144
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:41 pm |
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Speaking of trashy reality shows, Flavor of Love and Rock of Love were my favorites. 
I don't watch reality TV anymore though... honest.  |
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